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welele · 2 days
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nando161mando · 5 months
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howlingday · 7 days
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So I don't remember the name but there was a cyanide and happiness video where a guy planned to beat up the biggest guy in prison but everyone turned on him because he also beat the niciset guy. So what if Jaune goes to prison for faking his transcipts and becomes super popular and friendly with the people their.
Emerald: So... You scared about going to school? Y'know, since it's the first time you've ever gone to a school?
Mercury: Eh, not really. See, school is just like prison. All I gotta do is beat up the biggest guy in the cafeteria. Once I whack him to the ground, BAM! Instant respect~!
Goodwitch: HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!
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Jaune: (Eating lunch)
Mercury: (Dropkicks Jaune, Repeatedly gut kicks him)
Jaune: (Rolls over, Crying)
Yang: Hey! That guy just beat up Jaune the Bear Hugger!
Ruby: Jaune the Bear Hugger?! But... But he's the nicest guy at Beacon!
Blake: Let's beat and do nothing else to him!
Jaune: (Stands up, Holds RWBY back)
Jaune: (Hugs Mercury)
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edgedancer77 · 11 months
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Hob really out here living life to the fullest
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mywastelandperfection · 4 months
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I mean the dude ain't wrong
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laestoica · 1 year
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center-really · 4 days
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card-power · 5 days
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just-job-sign-fast · 6 days
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howlingday · 7 months
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Yang: Pfft! Nice pocket watch, Jaune! Did your granny loan that to you?
Jaune: Yeah, actually. She says pocket watches are cool.
Yang: Maybe in her time, but not today!
Jaune: Actually, (Swings pocket watch) POCKET WATCHES ARE COOL NOW.
Yang: (Hypnotized) I COMPLETELY AGREE.
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believe-business · 7 days
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Naked Doggy
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station-important · 9 days
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