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alexandthensome · 1 year
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The Ghostie Bros™️ as Quotes from My D&D Campaign
Danny: I can deal with treason, but drugs are where I draw the line.
Jason: I mean, if it’s between treason or drugs, I think we're gonna have to go with treason.
Tim: *sigh* Look, I'm just the accountant.
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contextfreedungeon · 1 month
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Rogue: Sorry, sometimes there's a paladin in my head that confuses me
Reoccurring NPC: Oh my father used to hallucinate a paladin sometimes
Rogue: Interesting
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aspiringfictionwriter · 10 months
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Ok, hear me out.
What if your D&D BBEG is a dragon and you just have an inflatable dragon set behind your Dungeon Master screen. Just imagine hearing that sound of an inflating dragon as it appears behind the DM.
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fangirltothefullest · 10 months
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Desperately want to play in a DnD campaign as Sprinkles the Clown, a cheerful, 3 foot tall goblin warlock who made a deal with Chippy (the terrible), who is an evil eldritch abomination trapped inside the body of a balloon poodle. God forbid Chippy do anything!
I would also like my sister to play her amazing idea, a character which is also a warlock but it's a construct piloted by its patron (Jim) who does not speak and appears to be more lifeless than the actual construct sometime. It becomes clear very quickly that the construct is only able to use one arm at a time, cannot handle a dual-handed weapon, and is made of a weak material. You must not speak of Jim or the end of all things will occur.
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paintedwarpony · 2 years
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P A T E
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dnd-on-a-budget · 5 months
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I'm a working class girl. I'd put all the nobles' heads on spikes.
NPC bartender
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loweya-blog · 1 year
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Remember dnd fans, you don’t have to settle for Strahd. Instead, take his money. Take his home. Take his power. Take his lovers. YOU’RE the sexy powerful ruler now. 
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bards-anonymous · 2 years
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Me, when I forgot I have to plan for a session tomorrow:
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luckthebard · 9 months
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“Candy is staring at the bear on the trebuchet, concerned as all hell.”
I love the sentences D&D creates.
The bear in question:
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crypticcaravan · 1 year
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Cleric that sends their God too many unimportant prayers in short bursts like an annoying but good hearted texting partner
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froggyjoestar · 1 year
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Finished the lineart! Next step is to add color :)
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forzenblair · 1 year
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Credits to legends of avantris
This is one post dedicated to the group that always makes me laugh, y’all are awesome, love you all <3
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contextfreedungeon · 5 months
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Bard: Are you really going to renounce your faith because you couldn't figure out the obstacle course?
Paladin: Fucking, maybe
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aspiringfictionwriter · 11 months
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I’m having a proud DM moment.
One of my players plays a Druid and is level 10, and he recently came up to me and said, “Hey, Kris, I feel like I’m not doing much for the party as a Druid, what can we do?”
I recommended that he multiclassed as a warlock since it fit for his character, and he jumped on the idea. He loves the idea so much that he doesn’t want me to go on vacation next week to get things settled.
It brings tears to my eyes knowing that I taught him how to play D&D almost a year ago (our group’s year anniversary is June 13) and that he’s flourished since.
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metamatronic · 1 year
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Been gone for a while, but it’s because I’ve been drawing a ton of D&D art! I’ve had a homebrew campaign that I’ve DM’d for a couple different groups over the years, so I’ve recently been able to revisit some of my favorite NPCs.
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paintedwarpony · 2 years
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Once again. We find ourselves in a deeply emotional and tense moment during the campaign.
And the cast looks like this...
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Gosh I love them.
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