7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and he’s trimmed but not clean shaven.
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Ok for context last year I changed dadddy to lightning McQueen in my phone and I tried to comment on this
this here is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever done on this account
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I just want to meet and talk to people that have the exact same kind of thicc (monster) man brainrot I have. Is that too much to ask?
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ADAM looks very young and great, especially for mid 30’s.
Me, Adam, Noah and Parker went to restaurant…waitress says to him, “wow three sons” 🫢🫠👨🏻👦🏻👦🏻👦🏻
Later when we got home he said he should have told her yeah but I only cum in one of them. 💦🙃😂
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