WELCOME TO MY TORTURED DRIVERS DEPARTMENT (LITTLE MIX'S VERSION)
a formula 1 short stories compilation about my favourite drivers based on each little mix song
my tortured drivers department masterlist
IMPORTANT INFO YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW!
this compilation will include short stories about sebastian vettel, lewis hamilton, fernando alonso, oscar piastri, mick schumacher, lando norris, george russell, carlos sainz, max verstappen and charles leclerc.
these works will be driver x reader or driver x fem!oc, and will contain smau, first and third pov, smut and au, mostly. however, i'm open to any topic!
we will be doing an album every week or every two weeks. to choose each album, i'll post a first poll about a certain artist, and then i'll post another poll asking you exactly which album do you want me to post about. ¡! each poll will have de duration of 24 hours, which means we'll need two days to choose an album
i'll try to post as much as i can. however, i'm a uni student and my schedule can change a lot. for this reason, i apologize in advance. also, english is not my first language, so there can be mistakes (feel free to let me know about them!)
taglist is open for all of you who want to join me in my very own tortured drivers department! just let me know in the comments of this post or each artists post!
© VETTELSVEE (2024). please, do not steal, copy or translate my works. thanks for reading!
DNA
1. Wings | Oscar Piastri
2. DNA | Max Verstappen
3. Change your life | Sebastian Vettel
4. Always be together | George Russell
5. Stereo soldier | Lewis Hamilton
6. Pretend it's ok | Carlos Sainz
7. Turn your face | Sebastian Vettel
8. We are who we are | Mick Schumacher
9. How ya doing? | Carlos Sainz
10. Red planet | Lando Norris
11. Going nowhere | Charles Leclerc
12. Madhouse | Fernando Alonso
13. Love drunk | George Russell
14. Case closed | Lewis Hamilton
SALUTE
1. Salute | Oscar Piastri
2. Move | George Russell
3. Little me | Sebastian Vettel
4. Nothing feels like you | Max Verstappen
5. Towers | Charles Leclerc
6. Competition | Lewis Hamilton
7. There four walls | Sebastian Vettel
8. About the boy | Carlos Sainz
9. Boy | George Russell
10. Good enough | Mick Schumacher
11. Mr. Loverboy | Lando Norris
12. A different beat | Carlos Sainz
13. See me now | Sebastian Vettel
14. They just don't know you | Fernando Alonso
15. Stand down | Carlos Sainz
GET WEIRD
1. Black magic | Max Verstappen
2. Love me like you | Sebastian Vettel
3. Weird people | Fernando Alonso
4. Secret love song | Fernando Alonso
5. Hair | George Russell
6. Grown | Lando Norris
7. I love you | Sebastian Vettel
8. OMG | Carlos Sainz
9. Lightning | Mick Schumacher
10. ADIDAS | Lewis Hamilton
11. The end | Charles Leclerc
12. I won't | Max Verstappen
13. Clued up | Lando Norris
14. The beginning | Oscar Piastri
GLORY DAYS
1. Shoutout to my ex | Mick Schumacher2. Touch | Sebastian Vettel 3. FU | George Russell4. Oops | Lando Norris5. You gotta not | Oscar Piastri6. Down & Dirty | Lewis Hamilton7. Power | Max Verstappen8. Your love | Sebastian Vettel 9. Nobody like you | Carlos Sainz10. No more sad songs | Charles Leclerc11. Private show | Fernando Alonso 12. Nothing else matters | Lando Norris13. Beep beep | Carlos Sainz14. Freak | Carlos Sainz15. Reggaeton lento | Mick Schumacher16. If I get my way | Sebastian Vettel 17. Is your love enough? | Charles Leclerc18. Dear lover | Oscar Piastri
LM5
1. The National Anthem | Carlos Sainz2. Woman like me | Lando Norris3. Think about us | Sebastian Vettel 4. Strip | Lewis Hamilton5. Monster in me | George Russell6. Joan of Arc | Lando Norris7. Love a girl right | Carlos Sainz8. American boy | Charles Leclerc9. Told you so | Mick Schumacher10. Wasabi | Max Verstappen11. More than words | Sebastian Vettel 12. Motivate | Fernando Alonso 13. Notice | Sebastian Vettel 14. The cure | Oscar Piastri15. Forget you not | Mick Schumacher16. Woman's world | Sebastian Vettel 17. Only you | Oscar Piastri
CONFETTI
1. Break up song | Lando Norris2. Holiday | Sebastian Vettel 3. Sweet melody | Charles Leclerc4. Confetti | Lando Norris5. Happiness | Fernando Alonso6. Not a pop song | Charles Leclerc7. Nothing but my feelings | Oscar Piastri8. Gloves up | Fernando Alonso9. A mess (Happy 4 U) | Sebastian Vettel 10. My love won't let you down | Sebastian Vettel 11. Rendezvous | Carlos Sainz12. If you want my love | George Russell13. Breathe | Lewis Hamilton14. No time for tears | Mick Schumacher15. Bounce back | Max Verstappen16. One I've been missing | Sebastian Vettel
BETWEEN US
1. Cut you off | Max Verstappen
2. Love sweet love | Charles Leclerc
3. Trash | Lewis Hamilton
4. Heartbreak anthem | Carlos Sainz
5. No | Lando Norris
6. Kiss My Uh Uh | Fernando Alonso
7. Between us | Sebastian Vettel
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what's a dna (asteroid 55555) persona? what can a dna persona chart show you?
hypothetically, your dna chart can tell you more about the genetic predisposition of your health, what genetic diseases and mutations you are at risk for, your ancestry, and your genetic traits.
mini disclaimer: genetic/ethnicity/ancestry can be a delicate subject for a lot of people - this is is topical post about what the planets and houses could mean. i am not a doctor or geneticist - this chart can not be used to diagnose health issues/problems or anything else with 100% accuracy.
sun
your genetic identity, your projected vitality, genetic predispositions you should pay attention to, genetic prominence, genetic connects to royal/famous/infamous individuals, and/or how your genetics are different from your ancestors / what makes you an individual (not a clone - or perhaps different from a twin)
moon
what you inherited from your mother, your family's heritage, how your ancestors have adapt/evolved to make you who you are today, neanderthal ancestry ratios, hereditary menstrual issues, genetic fertility factors, and/or the brca / pcos / uterine fibroids gene
mercury
genetic mental health conditions, neurological conditions/diseases, taste/smell/hearing, how you can change your genetic "fate," what genetics can be forgot, aptitude to speak the languages of your ancestors, and/or how your daily routine affects your genetics (nature versus nurture)
venus
genetic attraction / who you attract to create viable offspring that is meant to survive, your genetic beauty, your ability to preform self love (aka your ability to cope with hereditary depression and anxiety), genetic hair type, genetic femininity (xx, x0, xxx, etc), genetics you share with a majority of your family, values and festivities with have due to heritage, genetics diabetes, genetic cheerfulness versus depression, and/or pcos gene
mar
genetic confidence in public speaking, competitiveness that makes your genes superior to past generations, genetic athleticism / muscle composition, genetic masculinity (xy, xxy, etc), genetic dominance, and/or prone to violence (neanderthal influence)
jupiter
where you are lucky in the genetic lottery, where you have an abundance of genetic information, where are successful in breaking genetic trends, your opportunity to beat the genetic odds, your knowledge of your genetic makeup, genetic blessings, where you can afford to be optimistic about your health, and/or genetic predisposition to macular degeneration
saturn
what you should work hard to be your genetic makeup, genetic health challenges, what you inherited from your father, genetics fears/anxieties, how long you can live if you are healthy, your genetic limitations, ancestry, genetic deficiencies, and/or the effort you make to beat your genetics
uranus
genetics of social anxiety, sudden changes historical genetics - where you are the first in your family diagnosed with a genetic mutation/disorder, what makes you genetically unique, and/or shocking/unexpected ancestry/origin
neptune
genetic alcoholism/escapism, hidden genetic knowledge or ancestry, delusions surrounding your heritage, disappearance of heritage, and/or the fascination you have with your ancestry and genetic
pluto
genetic transformation, the power in your genes, genetic sex, destructive genes, you genetic projected death, regenerative genes, your obsession with your genetics and heritage, and/or your genetic evolution
1h
genetic identity/self, outward physical traits / appearance, physical body, physical genetic build, genetic individuality, and/or passion for genetics
2h
genetic wealth, effort you put in to beat your genetics, genetic material, values surrounding your heritage, genetic stability, giving/receiving your heritage, and resources surrounding your genetics
3h
how your genetics are communicated, genetic mental health issues and disabilities, your opinions about your heritage, how you can consciously fight your genetics, genetic relationship with your siblings, interest in your heritage and genetics, and/or information you have on your ancestry and genetics
4h
genetic/familial origins and roots, your parents genetics, how you were treated in childhood based on your genetics, heredity traits, traditions you upload because of your heritage, and/or genetic femininity
5h
your children's genetics, creative methods of celebrating your heritage, who you are attracted to based on genetics/ethnicity, vacations you take to reconnect with your heritage/ethnicity, hobbies/festivities/traditions that are related to your ethnicity, and/or genetic fertility (pcos, fibroids, etc)
6h
how your daily routine is affecting your genetics or rather triggering your genetics, your genetic health, how fitness/hygiene/medication/diet can benefit for life expectancy because of genetic factors, the self improvement you do to fight genetic pre-destiny, how consistency aids/harms your health, how you help others to better understand their origin, and/or genetic analytics
7h
your significant others' ethnicity/heritage, genetic attraction, genetic attractiveness, contracts with genetic storage banks (for instance mine is in a 23&me storage data bank), how others treat you based on your genetics, and/or genetics share with those in your family
8h
dna mutations, projected longevity based on your genetic makeup, changes you should make to live longer, how much time invest into getting to know more about your genetics and heritage, what you inherited from your ancestors genetically, genetic reproductive rates, assets of your ethnicity, secrets about your ethnicity, the spiritual transformation that occurs when you learn more about your heritage/roots, and/or trauma related to race/ethnicity/heritage
9h
beliefs/religion/ideologies associated with your roots, what can learn about your heritage/ethnicity, languages associated with your roots, where your ancestors immigrated or where they emigrated from, genetic ethics, and/or what you can learn about your ancestors
10h
your genetic legacy/offspring, what the world believes your origins are, how you can beat genetics, long-term health goals you may have, what you inherit from your father, and/or genetic experts in your life
11h
what you gain from having knowledge of your ancestors, genetics you share with a half sibling, what makes you genetically unique, how technology can help you learn more about your genetic background, social awareness you have others ethnicities/culture/heritages, and/or how your genes manifest
12h
how you can heal using your genetic information, the hidden features of your genetic code, your projected age, how well you sleep based on your genetics, mental health issues you have a predisposition to, genetic fears you have in place so that you can survive, what you don't know about your genetics, and/or how you should restrict yourself to promote longevity/vitality
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