#DON'T GET ANY IDEAS

[inthefallofasparrow]

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.

#don't get any ideas

[dwreader]

sorry i can't imagine being interested in any ship that doesn't involve her. they should all be licking her shoes.

#NOT a feet post #don't get any ideas

[cherry-blossom-qf]

Imagine if I made a "Magolor falls into Undertale" AU as a joke? Lol that would be so stupid! Like he's there with Frisk going "how tf did I get here?"

And then I made another AU where Magolor ends up in FNAF SB. His ass would look so out of place!! But he could blast all the animatronics with them magic bombs!

And then I made another AU where he ends in Resident Evil Village and he beats up Mother Miranda with Ethan.

And then I made ANOTHER AU where he's in Pizza Tower and Peppino and him accidentally scare each other when they first meet LMAO!!!

I need to go to bed... ("-_-)

#shitpost #don't get any ideas #i'm just tired

[captive-masquerade]

That moment when you making character ais of two sad, blond 16yo characters from two different fandoms causes a chain reaction in which it becomes a small inside joke of shipping the two together.

And.

Then one of them starts unironically shipping it and making content.

Which

means there's only one more step in the chain reaction.

More people are going to start shipping it, and there's gonna be fics and more fanart and it's going to become a bigger inside joke

OH GOD

#it's basil and hunter from omori and toh #omori #toh #don't get any ideas

[darlin-collins]

My back hurtss:')

Now i cant sit down and draw angel

Guess yesterday caught up to me

#Don't get any ideas #I just sat on the same chair drawing darlin for 5-6 hours #After grocery shopping (so alot of walking) #But yesterday was a good day:)

[vampv0id]

I wouldn't work as the protagonist for one of those movies where the character is stuck in their hometown and cursing their peers, saying that they're gonna get out of there one day, because by 'get out' I would mean I would kill myself. The movie would run 13 minutes.

#vamp yaps #suicide tw #Don't get any ideas #DON'T KILL YOURSELF YOU HAVE A FUTURE #I specifically don't though so I might have to

[gamergal-ds]

You know the average tumblr user could just not block any of the bots, show their follower list to a non-tumblr user and probably convince them they're like the ultimate stud or something

#Don't get any ideas #This post isn't funny but I put too much effort into it to back out now

[dedusmuln]

yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant

#i'm not a trans guy who evr wants to get pregnant but #the amount of queer ppl and other trans people i see joke around about like #how weird mpreg or men getting pregnant is #and use it as shock value shit #is really disheartening #like damn dude! it's almost like men CAN get pregnant and there IS a lot of men who choose to get pregnant ! #they don't deserve any less respect for that #and their existence shouldn't be made into a joke #ik mpreg doesn't have a great history but like #it just weirds me out to see people treat the idea of men getting pregnant as something baffling #idk normalize it. stop treating it as some weird alien thing #my textbox #a little bit upset. sorry #discourse #pregnancy #<- for filtering

[lucabyte]

Taking pride in One's own appearance.

#you people are becoming my guinea pigs for my finally learning how to communicate information via comics. a thing ive needed to practice at #also BLEGH. YUCK. andrew hussie was right candy makes you sick. this is a little too saccharine for me. yeesh. let me get back to the meat. #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #doodlebyte #'let me get back to the meat' i say eyeing something similarly sickly in my sketches. at least it's mildly tormented as a counterbalance... #you people have no idea how much im having to stay my own hand. oh i can draw miserable nudity but the most basic of fluff? visceral #anyway i dont know the logistics of picking up a glass eye or where loop got money (besides pilfering from siffrin) & ive previously drawn #sif with a vague blank middle-grey eye as either being scarred over or a blank occular prosthesis put in quickly at the nearest town #i dont know that they'd have a glass eye during the game but considering prosthesis are reccomended to keep the skull etc from deforming #id imagine it would probably come up postgame as something to do now theyre not on a time limit trying to save the country #plus i assume that having it gouged at by a sadness wasnt exactly a clean wound by any measure #all this to say. idk i just wanted to get some information across in comic form to Test my Abilities #and we're far enough down now to say my absolute most wretchingly sweet fluff headcanon that actually inspired this #which is that i think siffrin gets into the habit of not wearing the eyepatch around loop so they kinda match. #and as a signifier to the other that they're letting their guard down around them. vulnerability etc. #just kinda wearing it around their neck so they don't lose it

[mokeonn]

The Great and Powerful Trixie™ smoking a great and powerful blunt

#art #my art #simon says #I had to do chores today so I drew weed trixie to cope #I don't have any good pony art ideas at the moment so get weed joke-d #mlp fan art #mlp g4 #mlp fim #my little pony gen 4 #my little pony #trixie lulamoon #mlp trixie #my little pony friendship is magic #friendship is magic #mlp friendship is magic #mlp trixie lulamoon #drug cw #weed cw #what can I say? I like weed jokes and I like making weed jokes when I can't think of any other comic idea #I will probably get ideas when I rewatch the series though

[tea-earl-grey]

i really want to applaud the Voyager community for it's artistic capabilities of endlessly drawing, crocheting, and otherwise artistically rendering salamanders and salamander babies from the same three shitty too-dark 90s screencaps. y'all are the realest.

#genuinely everyone's art is so lovely #i don't have anything better to do today so i have some more fanart ideas..... we'll see if any get done #threshold day #happy threshold day #star trek voyager

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Mo Ran fails to master the art of pspsps (continuation of this)

(For @airagorncharda)

#poorly drawn erha #erha #2ha #the husky and his white cat shizun #chu wanning #mo ran #Second raffle surprise: A part 2! #...I meant it when I said a lot of people asked for chu wanning #Small disclaimer that I don't know much about about erha but...if this man is supposed to be cat coded then I understand enough. #I bet he gets sleepy in the middle of the day and needs lots of naps. #Likes affection but if you're the wrong person or engaging at the wrong time: GOOD LUCK. #Guy who everyone is a little bit obsessed with being the focus of his attention. #Mo Ran gives me 'plays with cats like they are dogs and is always covered in scratches because of it' vibes #No idea if any of these are right at all. #It was important for me to give Mo Ran big eyebrows (per the husky title). That is a hill I'll die on.

[saphushia]

i read a wonderful little sickfic that had phantom!etho in it, and despite never even considering the concept before i now can't stop abt etho phantom mechanics and him just being silly with it <3

#fic doesn't have relation to any of the drawings really btw #it's just nice n i wanted to give credit for where i got the idea before running hogwild with it ^-^ #bdubs is human here but theres many good ethubs possibilities and dynamics with glare!bdubs too #adds this to my quickly growing stack of etho designs ideas i adore and are all in direct conflict with eachother #he doesn't get violent if you don't sleep but he DOES like to bully you abt it and scare you #art #fanart #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcrap #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #docm77 #beef's also there but i dont think enough to maintag him #phantom!etho

[cosmicwhoreo]

.... Okay, so I might have made a ahit oc during my downtime. Based on the idea of "yeah the idea of hat kid being a little space orphan doing a job is sad.... But what if they were separated from their family and needed to get back home instead?"

And what if their worried mother came to the planet they were on, looking for them after they'd JUST LEFT like a month ago?

SOOOOOO HERE'S SUMMER!

I may have gotten carried away with myself on this idea-

#I THOUGHT IT'D BE A FUN IDEA FOR LIKE A FAN SEQUEL OKAY?? #Just a worried mom looking for their little gremlin of a kid while said kid's friends are still processing them being gone- #Getting progressively more and more angry the longer she's stuck on the planet with these bozos and not finding her child #I don't got any programming knowledge so this idea's staying an idea for the rest of time #I... I have more of her #she's a good mom #Summer #ahit #a hat in time #a hat in time oc #Hat Mom #I SWEAR I'M FINISHING COMMISSIONS JUST LET ME BE ABNORMAL OKAY?

[aroacewxs]

im not romance or sex repulsed, im romance and sex curious. romance and sex inquisitive. im a little scientist jotting down notes and connecting dots to dots in my head, trying to figure out this little puzzle that is attraction and romantic/sexual gestures because one of the worst things to me personally is feeling confused

#jay does a think #aromantic #asexual #actually aromantic #actually asexual #aroace #aspec #acespec #arospec #i go through ups and downs where i am just so fascinated by it all #or i think it's the grossest most unnecessary thing to ever exist #but altogether i feel like a spectator in any scenario i try to picture myself in #researching about it not to conform but to learn lol please don't get the wrong idea #anthropology is fascinating

[rebouks]

♦ simulated dreams ♦

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 edit #sims edit #simblr #robin #wren #byrd #today's brain rot #dkjsdkj #i've been meaning to get round to a tag game n one of the questions is if u have any secrets in game #that u never see #and most of my lots have a teleporter hidden in a cupboard or smth just so i don't have to search for em lol #n then i thought how funny it'd be if they ever saw em n were like.. wtf is this?! #😆 #so here's my silly idea #lmao #gif warning