#DONT GET MAD IM JUST SHITPOSTING

[amethiosspouse]

erm what the flip, one ur bullying a minor and my bio literally says dni if you dont like my content ;-; /hj

seriously though, i've had your ANON request sitting in my inbox for so long i might as well reply to it (the fact that you didnt have the balls to send this ask without turning on anon is just fucking hilarious to me). i've been debating whether or not to reply to this ask for quite some time now and here i am growing a pair and doing so (UNLIKE YOU).

first of all, where do i even start??? how does me making (low quality) content of my self inserts bother you to the point where you send a WHOLE ASS HATE SPEECH abt how much you hate it??? like, this sounds so cliche but the block button exists for a reason. simple as that. theres people out there making literal pokemon nsfw for a living and here you are complaining about the fact that i ship myself with a character???

second of all, a good part of your paragraph is just you saying my character is offensive. AS A PERSON WHO ISNT EVEN NON BINARY??? firstly, who even are you to say that?? non binary people can represent themselves however they want to. same goes to everyone else in the LGBTQ community. and i NEVER once in my life, labelled my selfships as BL ships. most of my yumes are either gnc/nonbinary or straight up cis male and most of their ships are with male characters but i always label them as either MLM or just "the gays" cuz of my limited knowledge on what to call those types of queer relationships.

this is the last part im gonna cover before making more amemari shit to piss ppl off like you ig but gamefreak/nintendo themselves have NEVER once confirmed a characters sexuality (from memory) and judging by the wording of your last statement im assuming youre mad that i label amethio as someone who isnt straight...

amethio is gay and suck my balls bro he kisses me 24/7 get over it

seriously though, im still in awe someone would send me this and im happy to finally get this off my inbox <3

i could write more paragraphs abt how this persons hate paragraph doesnt make sense to me but im losing braincells as i type this and i honestly do not have the mental capacity to respond to this anymore.

to the anon who sent me this, try and find some real happiness apart from making fun of others and telling people what to do in life <3

#mari shitposts #ive had this ask in my inbox for so long and i did of inbox cleaning and deleted it #tbh i never expected to get this type of ask #mainy cuz im not even that well known #sure ppl find me comment “my husband frfr” on amethio posts but the fact someone sat down and typed this up is just funny to me #why are you mad that a person younger than you is having this much fun??? #bffr #i honestly didnt know how to respond to this at first #i wanted to just respond with “cope lol” but a part of me wanted to handle it in a more mature?? way #i tried doing both but i dont think i executed it properly #:P #does this count as my first hate comment??? /j #LMAO

[g0g0mi]

THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS UR HONOUR

#gaiaryne #ryne x gaia #rynegaia #gaia x ryne #ffxiv fanart #ffxiv art #ffxiv #ok so i just wanted to draw them in qipao #and then i thought they looked like they were on a magazine cover #then a guy at a convention told me that people would get mad at me for saying theyre girlfriends #and i looked him dead in the eyes and said I Dont Care because I'm Right #he said he respected it #and im like yeah thanK YOU #anyway ty for reading my shitpost tags #gogomi art #my art

[jestroer]

Why are all people on hermitcraft are so weird in their own specific ways

#its nothing really you know all people are weird in their own specific way #but why is this one group consists of so many people who are all just straight up strange like in a good way but fr #i love every one of them but why are they like this #i could say its a difference in age but its not its really not #like i dont even know myself what im talking about but like #do you get what im saying #like why arent there some people who are strange in the same way you know #why are they all like this #like i respect that #but like #im just sitting there catching up with a bunch of hermits while drawing #and like #take any group of four #like there will not be any two people who have similar kind of madness #they are all unique weirdos #going a bit insane #hermitcraft #shitpost

[system-of-a-feather]

What the fuck is this garbage 😂

#alter: riku #favorite anons #new favorite anon #shitpost #on the list of favorite people I've blocked #on the list of weird people who interacted with my tumblr #adding this to the list of weird shit this blog has gotten #what the fuck does this have to do with shit XD #blocked #get blocked #save #fave #im not even mad #it was a good laugh to read #i just dont want people with this attitude following me XD #I really do appreciate the laugh my dude I do

[gothamcityneedsme]

No one TOLD me you can hear jason in arkham vr. wtf wtf

#Shitpost #Like. Bruh. Bruuuuh #asmr screaming in the background of the soundtrack #jesus fucking CHRIST #how do you even play it #id hear it and just stop moving for 70 fucking years and die of VR motion sickness #Forever mad theres a vr game because i cant fucking play it #like. For one. I dont have the hardware #And for two i get irl motion sickness im not fucking using VR #Im not STUPID #writhes in pain about this game

[confused-and-dickless]

I love breathing. Love to be a part of it one day

#shitpost #vent #my lungs. hurt so very muchly #i will probably go to the hospital soon but i was prescribed meds to help first but i cant have dairy 1 hr before or 2 hrs after #i would probably just say that i need to go now but my usual childrens hospital has space issues so I'd be going to the adult hospital #its the same system or campus or whatever but i highly doubt i will be provided access to an xbox or hockey table lmao #also i need to pack up my office before i go to college so my parents can reuse the space and i dont want mom doing that for me #and i know it's irrational but my mom has had a very short temper with me lately and i am paranoid that it's because im sick #so in my head if i go to the hospital she will be mad at me. i know that is silly. but alas i am frightened #it's probably an indicator of something. yk its not normal to think your mom is mad at your for being sick. #but i dont really have another explanation as to why she seems so short with me #like usually shes the best communicator in our family (not saying much tbh) so it wouldnt make sense for her to not tell me why she was mad #unless she knew it wasnt a valid reason to be mad at me! but who knows she could just be kind of a bitch like her own mother #based on the only big fight ive ever had with her she's convinced that i exaggerate my symptoms to get my way #and for some reason she seemed to think that i hated her! which was not true until she yelled at me for having memory problems! #i dont hate my mother i am exaggerating. i dislike her at most. honestly im just ready to move out she'll be easier to deal with then #not to overshare her issues but she thinks i favor my dad a lot because he actually was the one to raise me which yeah! yeah i do #her working a lot was very important and necessary to pay for my health but that doesnt change the fact that she wasnt really there #i dont resent her for it i just wish she was aware that she'll never really make up that time. she just pretends! #anyway I've lost the energy to really care about this im watching schitts creek and i just got to literally the sweetest scene ever #so my lungs hurt and my mom is annoying but this fictional love story is going places and i am dreaming that i get a partner soon #so if you read this all the way through thank you for your concern/nosiness (whats the difference) but im all good now #this fictional romance is giving me hope for my upcoming irl college dating sim

[ravenbrookz]

📌 pinned !

hiii u can call me ru :] i use they/them pronouns and i am a minor. welcome to my hello neighbor sideblog!

MORE IMPORTANT INFO BELOW! ↓

(quite a lengthy read but pls bear with me...!! XoX)

account rules (last updated 04.14.23)

i hope these won't really be too much of an issue or actually happen going forward..!!! but i still need to lay these down just in case

BASIC STUFF

proshippers/comshippers pleaaase stay away from this blog!

please DON'T be heavily inspired by my artwork; vague inspiration (like making trini's hair curlier or giving them bandaids like my designs!!) are suuuper okay and i'd even love for u to tag me in that! but don't outright copy my artwork (see nitty-grid stuff for more details)

please DON'T steal my artwork and pass them off as your own

please DON'T repost my artwork on other platforms like pinterest or twitter

please DON'T make edits to my artwork

artwork usage is OKAY if you ever want to use them, however please give credit, i also appreciate if u asked first!

i block freely!

i find everyone in the HN fandom very cool so dont be afraid to interact ^_^!

NITTY-GRIDDY STUFF

some much more specific more personal boundaries here:

if you are planning to be inspired by my artstyle please DON'T make artwork of any ships that make me uncomfortable or honestly just anything weird because i dont want my art in any shape or form associated with it.

that being said, i am only uncomfortable with two ships; being maritza x nicky and player (nicky) x neighbor (mr. peterson) (<- i block these shippers only!) maritza x nicky shippers are free to interact and follow idc

tricky (nicky x trinity) is my comfort ship, and therefore i'll be very attached to it. if you don't find yourself liking tricky or finding them to be a platonic pairing thats SO ALRIGHT!! I RESPECT THAT!! U ARE STILL COOL SO FEEL FREE TO INTERACT but please PLEAAASE DON'T tell me that 😭😭 i mean i wont get angry i'll just be a bit sad, and even more uncomfortable if you tell me they're familial.

tags (will be updated accordingly if more are added; last updated 04.14.23)

#doodle page madness -> awesome doodle pages i draw when im bored/feeling like it

#my art -> general art tag

#non art stuff -> misc. posts unrelated to my art; textposts, misc media, etc.

#ru goes insane -> ru rambles some stuff!!! >:)

#reblog -> posts i reblog

#notice -> important posts

#shitposts -> the name!!

characters featured in posts will have their names tagged as well!

ok thats all!!! if uhhh u finished reading all of this then @nonbinary-hatkid sucks

#non art stuff #notice

[biohazardousgeodez]

IMPORTANT QUESTION: chat am i allowed to post this shitpost art. i made it like this but with climber and clarice but idk if people will like, get mad at me because of it. im not putting it in the main tag dont worry.

like does it need a #suggestive or can i just post it no problem? i need to make sure nobody starts freaking out because of sudden climberice sex jokes on a saturday night

#mind.html

[mellohd]

Blog Intro ayayyy

(now with colorr whoopieeee!!!1!)

i realized i forgot to make a new introduction after i took down my last one however many months ago so im gonna make one neow

Hello, im MellohD. you can call me mell, melloh, melody, idrc (I would tell you my real name but im paranoid my old school or smth will find my acc and I really don't want that..)

I go by any pronouns

16

I don't really care what happens with my art as long as I'm properly and clearly credited, not used for AI training of any kind, or weird nsfw things

My Homepage: https://mellohd.neocities.org/

Commissions: Open!

Commission Info here

Slot 1: Open

Slot 2: Open

DNI:

Proshippers, Zoos, bigots, basic DNI criteria. and if I interact with you and you're on my list it was either an accident or you're gross and i was calling out your depravity

My dms and ask box is always open, if you want to rant about a media related to my blog, theories, thoughts, questions, art requests(not guaranteed to do them but I might), anything! anything but nsfw though, please don't send me nsfw again, even if you're mad at me, its weird to send that shit to a minor . (its a long-ish, and sorta funny story)

Tags?

i don’t specifically have an art tag, but all my art posts have #art and my commission posts should have #mellohs comms and i normally always tag fandoms(except if its just a random small doodle in a page of mainly another fandom cuz i dont wanna clog tags :3)

The rest is just stuff I'm interested and the type of content I post :]

I typically post fanart of whatever I'm interested in at the moment, and or art of my ocs/random thoughts. However, i do struggle with motivation often, so sometimes I just be posting sketches or shitposts a lot. speaking of shit posts, i love making shit posts and unneccesary crossovers.. Cry of Fear and Psych crossover? BANG in the works AS I TYPE!

I have a deceent ammount of interests, i kinda rubberband between them all then a new one comes around and it joins the rotation.

My interests right now:

Supernatural, Portal, Postal,Half life, half life adjacent stuff(hlvrai freemans mind etc) Cof, AOM, Psych, Fallout 4, Overtime, TSP, Interloper, Petscop, Game development, behind the scenes of games, coding, 3d modeling(blender), godot, game development... i love it but im so ass at coding. I just cant get my brain to learn it idk why. game developmmmmeeeeeennnt. OH VALVE! somebody ask me about game development and valve. i barely even know a lot about valve but god is their models SO COOL AND LIKE THE EARLY GAMES AI AND INVOOEIATION AND OMG L4d2, TF2, PHASMOPHOBIA.

Ok this is turning into a rant, ill spare you the rest

[mikibeeo]

shitty ass fuckin intro until i figure smth out

my name is zephyr,, i write multifandom

i can't/won't write females sexually but there may be certain exceptions, so you might as well ask

my schedule is smth of a mystery but i should be in a groove by christmas, until then don't expect consistent posts,, ill try my best

i get mad writers block, so it might take a really long time to get through reqs. forgive me

i live in america (CST) so if i ever for some reason specify a time, go with cst

german n dutch but i don't speak a ton of either. speak a little kor

despite my page n what i write im probably a pretty stereotypical male one piece fan so expect a ton of dry sarcasm if we evr talk personally. im nice though trust.

basic dni

not pretending to be the best person in the world, but if you're racist n homophobic/transphobic just get off my page man idk wth ur doing here,, you can read but just don't talk to me if you're a fuckin girl n ur obsessed with bl/yaoi/gay ppl. its fucking weird

this is honestly just gonna be a small part time thing cuz i have too much time on my hands

ill post whatever im planning + reqs once i have an acc fic up on my ao3 this is js my shitpost before i manage to develop a following (dont play w me i will b ao3 famous)

i write for genshin mostly, jjk, tokyo ghoul, etc. js ask if you wanna

#writers on tumblr #male reader #ao3 #writing #x reader

[viralvava]

The whole CV3 gang for the character bingo :> and Trevor/Alucard for the ship bingo lol

oh youre so kind to me lmao, thanks cause i have an absolutely killer headache right now and its easy to speak of the blorbos

first of all, we have the main character ever, the peak of the peaks, bitchfuck mcsluttyboots, trevor! he is very funky and i want to throw him into a ravine, affectionately! most of these are probably self explanatory, but:

- i dont trust the fandom mostly in a netflix way, of course, because netflix!trevor is not my fucking boy

- theyre me fr because i project on him terminally and also our hair is the same. its the same hair

hes my favouritest ever and i have so many thoughts about him but sadly theyre harder to articulate :( maybe BECAUSE hes my favouritest ever

next up, grant! konami did him so dirty, but honestly im glad netflix didnt get the chance to destroy him, and i like the ambiguity of his character; leaves room for interpretation. that said...

- flanderisation disease... a lot of what i see of him tends to focus very deeply on his 'pirate' nature as a sleazy(?), stereotypical personality, even tho i cant word it well, which is a shame, because theres a lot more to him and also because hes not even a pirate lmao. could just be looking in the wrong places though. this ties into not trusting the fandom

- i will rescue you from konami i promise

sypha! the first girlie! hello queen!! i dont rotate her as hard as some of the others but shes literally so cool. i love her i love how she set a foundation for magicky type characters i love how she canonically looked at trevor c belmont and decided to put a ring on That... not much to explain for her but shes awesome

and alucard! the tragic prince himself. i didnt tick 'not trusting the fandom' but now that im thinking about it just pretend i did because i actually dont. much to explain with this one but just know my thoughts about him would get me STAKED. much like trevor i wager

- fandom bicycle... in general yeah but for me nah. i only ship him with the cviii cast, putting him with anyone else feels kinda weird to me unless its pure shitposting. i see him as a certified cviii character instead of a part of the rondo era crew or the sorrow crew, at his core, so maybe thats why?

- god complex. I Have AUs And I Have Corruption Arcs. that is all

- cant even take care of a plant... headcanon time! i think that as a child, his favourite place in the castle was the underground gardens from the saturn version of symphony. he liked to hang out with the mad gardener... anyway, he picked up some things, but ah. you know. monster demon castle. so basically give him a plant and he'll somehow manage to consistently raise it into a monster. any plant at all. he will do it

and finally, the ship meme! alucard/trevor! i think alucard is the kinda guy who just will not move on, sadly, even after centuries... he does continue to assist the belmonts, after all, for many reasons i suppose. and trevor. well. hes trevor. may i remind you of the alucard route ending screen? "trevor realised this as he stood there thinking about alucard". bisexual disaster. probably quite the codependent one, depending

- "only when i write them" mostly refers to netflixvania being awful and bad. i know its a popular ship for the netflixers, but noooo... same for blocking the shippers

- nothing else to explain in depth really im just insane about them. HOWEVER i am also insane for every other cviii gang ship, even the rarer ones (sypha/alucard i can manage it) especially all of them together. theyre so special...

#thank you for the ask!!!! #i love love love love talking about blorbos so much #castlevania #trevor belmont #grant danasty #sypha belnades #alucard

[dokoni-mo]

So likeee don’t kill me or anything, but I only just recently got to watching Clone Wars (I got to S4 last night, also I’m watching with a friend lol), and CAN I JUST SAY HOW AHSOKA IS MY FAVORITE CLONE WARS CHARACTER SO FAR JUST AUAUFHFJDNS SHE’S AMAZING

Also I think one of my favorite parts of the whole series is just seeing Anakin’s downfall to the darkside, it’s so well portrayed and MGGHFNFF YES, Whenever Anakin does something that’s more towards the Darkside and Imperial March starts playing Im immediately just YESYESYESYES

*inhale*

That being said, let it be known that I have a shitpost headcanon where whenever Anakin is upset or really mad, the disembodied orchestra of Imperial March just starts playing around him. Like, no one knows where it comes from. It’s just “looks like Anakin’s mad again 🙄🙄”

-🐬

LOOKS LIKE ANAKINS MAD AGAIN LMAOAOOO

NO BUT ITS GOOD YOURE GETTING INTO THE CLONE WARS!! it's honestly some of the best star wars content we've gotten and its all canon too!! AHSOKA REALLY IS LIKE THE GREATEST EVER THO i remember back when everyone hated her at first but like NOW EVERYONE LOVES HER BUT LIKE SHE SLAYED FROM THE BEGINNING IF YOU HATED HER AT FIRST YOURE THE WEAKEST LINK I DONT MAKE THE RULES 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

im glad you're enjoying it tho nonnie!!

#ill never forget the night i watched the last episode of the last season #that was #QUITE the experince #to say the absolute least #🐬 anon

[screechingkingdomhottub]

what, why and who i am

hello there, internet peruser.  if you’ve seen my other posts, first: i’m sorry. second: you might have some type of interpretation of me that is in my mind purposefully vague and also way too specific. i’ve made starkid memes, i’ve ranted about literally anything, i’ve shitposted, honestly you could think im anybody and thats wild to me. so let me explain. 

i started this tumblr in 2016, 6 years ago i think. i was so angry at my home situation and also just mad at my inability to process my own emotions - imagine trying to process my anger and getting mad at the anger itself. later on i got diagnosed with autism and i was like “ohhhhhhhhhhhh that’s why i cant read what im feeling for shit” but there was still SOMETHING. here’s the thing, when i’m angry, it’s a completely all encompassing emotion. yknow in naruto when he gets the fox chakra around him? that’s what being angry feels like to me. i can feel each inch of my skin just angry and usually it’s about NOTHING. well nothing to other people. things other people deal with easily without a second thought. 

some of my anger worked for good, anger at social issues like police brutality, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, all that fun stuff like that’s good that makes me fight. but there’s also a selfish anger. the tyler that’s angry at himself for not being able to make friends like everyone else, for not being as independent as everyone else, for not being able to keep up with his peers, for having to message the same person 8 times a day about useless shit cause he just wants someone to care. i wanted the illusion of a friend rather than actually wanting a friend and thus when people didnt fit the archetype i wanted them to i’d isolate myself further and be mad about it. that’s the other thing i’ve always felt either incredibly angry or cripplingly lonely. 

so what does this have to do with anything? well, whilst in 2016 i was just being an edgy teenager, as the years went on i started thinking if i could write to a group of people a completely outrageously dramatised version of my anger (all my stoner posts, i do have trauma from it and because of my family, there’s a high chance that if i was to do weed i’d become violent and hurtful, the rage is internalised and im sorry if i hurt any of you sincerely) then i could see how ridiculous i was being and feeling and it was lessen the effects. it didnt. 

i would stay up because i was that angry over nothing. nothing got rid of it. i tried any coping mechanism you can think of healthy to unhealthy. meditation, working out, reading, writing, counselling, hotlines, vent channels, sh, nsfw content, music, everything. nothing fixed it. until now. 

im on sertraline now. this is basically zoloft. its still early days but so far my anger is still there but a normal amount. i think about the stuff that made me so viscerally angry before and i get a little annoyed but i can move on. i can shrug my shoulders and get on with my day or go sleep and it’s wonderful. the downside is that i’ve had sleep paralysis my first night on it, i’ve felt my brain zap against the back of my skull so many times, i’ve woke up in the middle of the night with my body spasming randomly. i don’t want to tell the doctors about this stuff cause i dont want them to take it away. ive never felt peace like this before. i dont want my peace to go. 

tldr: im no longer viscerally angry at everything, im sorry if i hurt you and im way too reliant on my medication

#blog #please interact with this #autism #bpd #actually autistic #anger #life update #update

[imtherainbownow]

Received an anon saying I was playing victim and ‘wanting to suck jkr’s dick’

i have one thing to say about it; go ahead, assume im playing victim over this woman who hates everything that I am. I wont stop you. But im not trying to sound like im playing victim. All I want is for people to not spoil the game. Thats all I ask, And It’s Not what’s gonna happen and I dont expect it too. But please dont assume things about me based on it. Hell, i didnt even know it would appear as that originally. Why it did, i dont know. From here on any anons related to the topic will get ignored, i dont have the fucks left to give about people who assume shit about me just cause I dont wish for spoilers. Im going to go back to shitposting like i always do. Form your biases and opinions, i dont care. I never will.

(Tone intended; Not mad, Serious)

[haootia]

i mean personally if i came up with "bat signed by everyone alive" i wouldve retired there knowing that i had reached my comedic zenith. i think one day there is going to be some dark satirical novel american psycho style about an internet funnyman who struck rich on the shitpost market once and is driven to madness chasing clout thru ever more dangerous and unstable gimmicks until they can no longer tell the difference between The Bit and reality. im saying like someone straight up committing murder on livestream and not even considering the possibility of getting arrested or anything because its all just part of The Bit to them. this would probably work better as like a multimedia web thing not a novel i dont think you can effectively write a Novel about Posting. but maybe someone could pull it off idk

[expfcultragreen]

I mean like honestly sableye is my favorite but i dont know what that says about me because gq got lazy

My favorites from the first 151 and what gq says that says about me, im going to cross out the ones that are offvibe:

Bulbasaur — You’re accessible, reliable, and don’t like to be challenged. If you did like a challenge, you wouldn’t have chosen the starter that can steamroll the first two gyms.

Ivysaur — You’re starting to be a “real adult,” so you pay your own cell-phone bill.

Venusaur — You’ve had to deal with several rounds of layoffs and all sorts of bullshit, and your body hurts and you’re just goddamn tired and full of resentment.

Wartortle — You’re a little upset when people don’t comment on your new haircut, even though you totally did not get it for the attention.

Beedrill — You have forgotten about at least one of your tattoos.

Rattata — You’re a tattletale.

Raichu — You think that those rentable scooter start-ups are good, actually.

Nidorino — Inexplicably, you are super, super into soccer, or, as you call it, “football.”

Vulpix — You have dabbled in crystals.

Wigglytuff — You are deeply invested in the Royal Family.

Zubat — You are extremely annoying, and everyone wishes you would stop bothering them!!!! Christ, I’m just trying to walk through this cave in peace!!!

Golbat — You nasty.

Oddish — You have fallen prey to a multilevel-marketing scheme you learned about on Instagram, and you just don’t know it yet.

Gloom — You forgot to put on deodorant, and even though you smell fine (it’s really not a big deal), you are mortified and want to die.

Vileplume — You’ve uploaded multiple YouTube videos that begin with “Hey guys, sorry it’s been so long since my last video!”

Paras — You’re just trying to get by, man.

Parasect — You are Too Online, and it has poisoned your brain.

Persian — You do not have any student loans.

Golduck — You deleted your Facebook account, but you can keep tabs on your friends with both of your Instagram accounts, so it’s pretty much the same.

Mankey — You have punched an authority figure at least once.

Bellsprout — You are in way over your head.

Farfetch'd — You host a podcast about bad movies that you started with your buddy. Weekly downloads average in the dozens.

Muk — You’re trashy as hell, but not in a cute or kitschy way.

Gastly — You shitpost online.

Haunter — You are an online troll.

Gengar — You steal people’s jokes and post them on your own viral Instagram account.

Marowak — Your emo phase resulted in you getting a face tattoo.

Koffing — Vape influencer.

Weezing — Can smoking weed give you black lung disease? You’re determined to find out.

Goldeen — You have the Sweetgreen app downloaded to your phone, and you use it pretty much every day.

Gyarados — You’re overcompensating.

Eevee — You can get away with a lot, and nobody will really get mad at you. This won’t last.

Vaporeon — You’re a brunch aficionado.

Jolteon — You love a good 5K and taking your company softball team very seriously.

Flareon — You would never buy something off the rack.

Porygon — You have an idea for an app that’ll really disrupt things.

Kabuto — You prefer subs, not dubs.

Kabutops — Your Super Smash Bros. pick is Fox, and you will only play Final Destination with no items.

Articuno — It takes you a long time to figure out what outfit you’re going to wear, but once you’ve finally picked something from your closet, you always look good.

Mew — You’re baby.