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gunsandspaceships · 1 month

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Who’s putting coffee grounds in the disposal?

Did you guys notice that after Tony appointed Pepper as CEO of Stark Industries, he didn't have Alfred to clean up after him? We didn't see any cleaning staff at his Malibu home, Stark/Avengers Tower, the Compound, or Stark's cabin.

Only Dum-E. Who wasn't able to do everything/do it well enough.

And I'm sure Tony wouldn't allow strangers into his lab. So the only person who could do Tony's housework was Tony himself.

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #the avengers #captain america civil war #pepper potts #iron man 2 #iron man 3 #avengers endgame #dum-e

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asimplelobsterhat · 1 year

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Dum-E in literally every fic ever:

#marvel #iron man #Spider-Man #irondad & spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #Dum-E #irondad #avengers #spiderman #incorrect marvel quotes #tony and peter #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #tony stark hate is not tolerated on my blog #tony stark deserves better

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itsagentromanoff · 7 months

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Steve: [running after Dum-E] Hey! That slipper is from the Smithsonian!

Tony: [to Bucky] Will you look at that. Man’s best friend… chasing man’s best friend.

#original: the golden girls #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #chris evans #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #dum e #dum-e #stuckony #tony x steve #tony x bucky #tony x Steve x bucky #sassy tony stark #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

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polizwrites · 4 months

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Competing for His Affections

This is a fill for today's @flashfictionfridayofficial prompt [#FFF233 Imperfect Sign], as well as my @tonystarkbingo KINK: Cock-blocking 'bots and @buckybarnesbingo Humor squares, along with a belated @fictober-event prompt for Day 27: "I don't know if they will accept this."

Fandom: MCU/Marvel Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark Rating: General Tags: Tower fic, new relationship, 'bots, Dum-E, cock-blocking 'bots, humor

When Bucky leaned in to brush a kiss across Tony’s cheek, he was a little hurt to have his - admittedly still somewhat new - boyfriend pull away, even as he gestured toward Dum-E and U, who were parked in their charging stations.

“I don’t know if they will accept this, sunshine,” he murmured, waving a hand between the two of them.

Bucky frowned in confusion. “I thought the ‘bots liked me.”

“As a playmate, sure. As competition for my affection?” Tony frowned and grimaced, “Maybe not so much. After all, they never did take very well to Pepper.”

Bucky suspected the opposite was true as well; that Pepper had some level of jealousy towards Tony’s creations. But that was neither here nor there. “Okay - so you’re saying no making out in the workshop?”

Tony sighed. “At least, not for a little while.”

Bucky nodded in reluctant acceptance. “Fair enough.”

However, Bucky discovered it was easier said than done to keep his hands off Tony when they were in the presence of the ‘bots. Sure, they made up for lost time elsewhere, but it still was a hassle.

To be fair, Tony made it clear he was struggling with the G-rated workshop time as well. “I’m surprised I haven’t bitten my tongue clear through with the times I’ve almost let loose with a pet name when the ‘bots are around,” he complained as they were making lunch together in the kitchen.

“I’d hate to have anything happen to that talented tongue of yours, sweet thing,” Bucky purred, pulling Tony into his arms for a lingering kiss.

They froze at the sound of a familiar, somehow disapproving chirp. “Dum-E, buddy, what are you doing up here?” Tony asked, carefully extricating himself from Bucky’s embrace and putting a foot or two of space between them.

The ‘bot aimed his camera first at Tony, then at Bucky before trundling right over inbetween them. “What have I told you about personal space, buddy?” Tony muttered as they both took a couple of quick steps to avoid having their toes caught under an errant tread.

Making a stubborn beeping sound, Dum-E grabbed hold of Tony’s wrist to pull him towards the workshop. “ Hey, whoa, this is not acceptable! Dum-E, stop it right now!”

The ‘bot did as he was told, but didn’t let go of Tony’s wrist. “A little help, Buckeroo?” he asked, half-joking, but half-serious as well. Not that Bucky thought the ‘bot would hurt Tony intentionally, but Dum-E didn’t always know his own strength.

Bucky tapped on Dum-E’s housing with his metal hand to get the bot’s attention before squatting down to meet him eye to camera eye. “Listen up, pal. Tony here has the biggest heart of anyone I know. I promise that just because he’s taken a shine to me doesn’t mean he loves you any less. That goes for U and JARVIS as well - you’re his family.” He looked up to catch Tony’s eyes. “And if I’m lucky, maybe I can be a part of that family someday, too.”

Dum-E hummed thoughtfully for a moment before letting go of Tony’s wrist. “That’s better,” Bucky praised the ‘bot, patting its housing. He stood up and gently took Tony’s wrist, pressing a soft kiss to it.

Dum-E whirred and pointedly turned his camera away. “Okay, okay,” Tony chuckled, “we’ll keep the PDA to a minimum while you’re up and around. That said,” he added, looping an arm around Bucky’s waist, “once you’re in your charging stations for the evening, anything goes.”

#writing stuff #fanficlet #mcu/marvel #WinterIron #Dum-E #shameless self promo #flash fic friday

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ironman-tonystark · 4 months

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My bots like to clean up the lab when I'm done in there, which of course means nothing is ever where it's supposed to be. Every day starts with a treasure hunt.

#tony stark musings #shit post #tony stark #DUM-E #DUM-

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rebelmeg · 2 months

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Bot Shaming - Part 11

The newest part of our Bot Shaming social media adventures crosses off my @tonystarkbingo square K1 - mad science!

In which Dum-E continues to be a disaster with a fire extinguisher, and Tony continues to be a shocked and appalled Bot Dad.

For further bot-shaming adventures....

Part 10

Part 9

Part 8

Part 7

Part 6

Part 5

Part 4

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

#rebelmeg's stuff #bot shaming #dum-e #tony stark #tonystarkbingomarkvii #social media post #bad photo editing #mcu #bot shaming adventures bring me such joy #tsbmvii

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psychiccatpanda · 6 months

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Dummy (Iron Man movies) Additional Tags: Halloween, Popcorn, Established Relationship, Tony Stark's Starkbots Summary:

Bucky couldn't believe that he and Steve were the only Avengers team members who'd ever had popcorn balls. So he decides to make enough for everyone. Mostly, it goes pretty well, except for one small mystery. Oops.

#winteriron #wi fic or treat #buckyxtony #bucky x tony #established relationship #DUM-E #halloween fic

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salty-ironstrange-shipper · 2 years

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Stephen with Tony's bots is an underrated dynamic

#ironstrange #stephen strange #tony stark #incorrect-ironstrange #dum-e #u #butterfinger

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nolanfa · 2 years

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Fill for: @buckybarnesbingo, prompt ”Tony Stark’s Workshop” Fill for: @tonystarkbingo, prompt [Picture of DUM-E/U] Fill for: @starkbucksbingo, prompt “Robots” On AO3 here.

[Image description: In Tony Stark's workshop, Bucky's torso hanging out from a missing ceiling tile (his legs in the ceiling holding him up), a lamptorch in his teeth, a screwdriver in his right hand, working on his metal arm. Under him, DUM-E is holding a drill and some text, surrounded by purple hearts, reads 'friend!' and 'need help?'. In the background, Tony is sleeping, bathed in the arc reactor's light. A couple unfinished Iron Man suits are visible.]

Headcanon for this specific situation under the cut

Please consider: 1. JARVIS has access to all video feeds available ever: movies, but also actual surveillance footage from all over the world (illegally accessed but it's not like Tony cares about that). 1b. Due to his location in Stark Tower, he also has access to footage of exceptional liars, such as several trained assassins/spies, and very good Public Relations / Business people. 1c. He would be exceptional at reading body language. 1d. JARVIS would be able to accurately assess the Winter Soldier's threat level. 2. Tony has absolute trust in JARVIS. 2b. Tony trusts JARVIS to protect him from any danger inside Stark Tower. 2c. He has safety protocols in place but he knows if he's in danger JARVIS will tell him regardless of any protocol, so he doesn't need to consider every situation. 2d. He probably has asked JARVIS to tell him when someone crosses the door to the workshop but he may have forgotten to explicitly specify the same about unconventional access points. 3. Tony is a disaster of a human being, one part of which is being a workaholic. 3b. Tony spends a lot of time in the workshop. 3c. He sleeps there sometimes. 4. Bucky Barnes is a brainwashing formerly dehumanized victim. 4b. JARVIS is probably one of the few people who is truly neutral about him: doesn't want anything from him, doesn't pity him, nor love him because of pre-hydra stuff (because love you feel unworthy of can feel unbearable sometimes), nor hate him, nor fear him, nor have uncomfortable flashbacks related to his past. 4c. JARVIS is also one of the few people he can't kill by mistake (even if he destroyed the server there have to be backups; it would take a planned coordinated attack). 4d. Past Bucky loved technology. 4e. Bucky would love JARVIS (and at the very least tolerate the bots). 4f. I choose to believe JARVIS would like him too. 5. Bucky Barnes is a trained assassin. 5b. When he doesn't want to deal with other people he'd totally use the vents to get around. 6. Bucky Barnes has a metal arm. 6b. That arm needs maintenance. 6c. Robot maintenance tools are in Tony's workshop (not that he doesn't leave his tools all over his house, but the workshop is probably where you can be reliably sure to find them) Which means: 7. Bucky would pop out from the vents into Tony's workshop to work on his arm when Tony is sleeping there (and JARVIS would let him). Dummy and You would love it (a friend!). Bonus: 8. Bucky would meet Clint in the vents every so often. It's fine. Clint understands the need for occasional vents-crawling. He doesn’t try to force interaction on him and they just pass each other by. 9. Bucky could just take the tools and not have to come back, but: 9a. Tony may notice (he'd probably just think he misplaced the missing tool, but that still is a possibility) 9b. the arm needs a hundred different tools 9c. and Bucky kinda likes interacting with the bots actually

#buckybarnesbingo2022 #tonystarkbingo #tony stark bingo round 6 #starkbucksbingo2022 #tony stark #bucky barnes #DUM-E #fandom #marvel #fanart #noslore #I guess #nosart #nosfinal #2D

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spocktaculartea · 8 months

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Top Tier MCU Couples

Edwin Jarvis and Ana Jarvis

Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Tony Stark and Dum-E

#end of list #mcu couples #fitzsimmons #edwin jarvis #ana jarvis #leopold fitz #jemma simmons #agents of shield #agent carter #tony stark #iron man #dum-e #AoS

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kissingmyeyez · 2 years

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