#DUMBASSES THE LOT OF THEM

[nopeferatu]

what i find funny is the way that t*rfs react to others wanting to distance themselves from them. they'll go on and on endlessly about "why cant we just be friends" "your hatred against us makes you so petty" "imagine if you put aside your beliefs to be a kind person" and its like...do you fucking hear yourself? you DO know you harbor beliefs that deny the existence of and rights for an entire group of marginalized identities, right? you DO know that you follow an ideology that has historically been in bed with right wing conservatives, racists, and general bigots, right??

YOU realize that YOURE the hateful entitity here?? right?? like you KNOW youre not the victim for people not wanting to associate with you???

#the way they bitch and whine is so funny #dumbasses the lot of them

[call-me-strega]

Character Archetypes

i’ve noticed that there are certain archetypes that protagonists in webcomics/novels often embody, sometimes multiple at once so I’ve decided to compile a list in the form of condescending yet affectionate nicknames. So far we’ve got:

Trust Issues McGee

JustSomeGuy Van Inferiority-Complex

HotJerk O’Verpowered

God Complex DeTrauma

Protag “I’m not worthy of love” St. Upid

Gayboy DeLa-Oser

Himbo MacDumbass

Emo Von Edgelord

CringeFail O’Dummy

#character archetypes #they are not limited to just one #can anyone think of any others? #dumbasses the lot of them #they are so stupid i love them

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Good Omens incorrect quotes:

Aziraphale: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Crowley, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

~

Aziraphale: Violence isn't the answer.

Crowley: You’re right.

Aziraphale: *sighs in relief*

Crowley: Violence is the question.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Aziraphale, running after them: NO-

~

Aziraphale: Do you take constructive criticism?

Crowley: I only take cash or credit.

~

Aziraphale: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Crowley: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

~

Aziraphale: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Crowley: What did you do?

Aziraphale: Nobody died.

Crowley: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

~

Aziraphale: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Crowley: Killed without hesitation.

Aziraphale: No.

~

*how season 3 should start*

Aziraphale: Top 30 reasons why Aziraphale is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Crowley: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

~

Crowley: You're right.

Aziraphale: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

~

Beelzebub: I’m going to take you out

Gabriel: great, it’s a date!

Beelzebub: I meant that as a threat.

Gabriel: See you at five!

~

Crowley: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Gabriel: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

~

Beelzebub: I made tea.

Crowley: I don’t want tea.

Beelzebub: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Crowley: Then why are you telling me?

Beelzebub: It is a conversation starter.

Crowley: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Beelzebub: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

~

Aziraphale: This is bothering me.

Crowley: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Aziraphale: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

~

Aziraphale: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Gabriel, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: fsh

~

Crowley: God, give me patience.

Gabriel: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Crowley: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

~

Aziraphale: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Crowley: That's why I carry two swords.

~

Gabriel: So what’s for dinner?

Beelzebub, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

~

Muriel: Why are you on the floor?

Crowley: I'm depressed.

Crowley: Also I was stabbed, can you get Aziraphale, please.

~

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Fell please come to the front desk?

Aziraphale, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Crowley and Muriel

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Crowley and Muriel, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Aziraphale: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

~

Muriel: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Crowley: The cow???

Muriel: What?

Aziraphale: Crowley, W H Y?

~

Aziraphale: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Crowley?

Crowley: … No.

Muriel: I do!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

Muriel: I’m sad!

Aziraphale: I know, Muriel.

~

Muriel: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Crowley: The car takes a screenshot.

Aziraphale: For the last time, get the fuck out.

~

Crowley: Aziraphale and I don’t use pet names.

Nina: I see. Hey, what are those things with the halos called again??

Crowley: Angel?

Aziraphale: Yes, dear?

Crowley:

Nina: Don't ever lie to my face again.

~

Muriel: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Crowley: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Aziraphale isn’t

~

Aziraphale: We need a distraction.

Crowley: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Muriel, whispering: My time has come

~

Aziraphale: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Muriel: Okay, but in my defense, Mr. Crowley bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Aziraphale: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

~

Aziraphale: Crowley, keep an eye on Gabriel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Crowley: Sure, I’d love to see Gabriel get punched.

Aziraphale: Try again.

Crowley, sighing: I will stop Gabriel from getting punched.

~

Maggie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Crowley: I'm a knife.

Aziraphale, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

~

Aziraphale, driving Crowley and Muriel: So how was your day?

Muriel: We almost got surprise adopted!

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: We almost got kidnapped.

Aziraphale: Oh, okay.

Aziraphale: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?

~

Aziraphale: You have to apologize to Gabriel

Crowley: Fine.

Crowley: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

~

Crowley: Hey angel,

Aziraphale: Yes?

Crowley: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Aziraphale:

Aziraphale: Where’s Gabriel?

~

Aziraphale: WHY. why did you give Muriel a KNIFE?!

Crowley: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Aziraphale: Now I feel unsafe!

Crowley: I’m sorry.

Crowley: ... would you like a knife?

~

Muriel: Hey, Mr. Crowley? Can I get some dating advice?

Crowley: Just because I’m with Aziraphale doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

~

Aziraphale: Crowley and I are having a baby.

Muriel: That's gre-

Aziraphale, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

~

Muriel: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Crowley: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Aziraphale: In that case, we're definitely lost

~

Muriel: What do you think Mr. Crowley will do for a distraction?

Aziraphale: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Aziraphale: ... or they could do that.

~

Aziraphale: I trust Crowley.

Muriel: You think they know what they're doing?

Aziraphale: I wouldn't go that far.

~

Aziraphale: While I’m gone, Muriel, you’re in charge.

Muriel: Yes!!!

Aziraphale, whispering: Crowley, you’re secretly in charge.

Crowley: Obviously.

~

Aziraphale: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Crowley: *turning to Gabriel* How tall are you?

#featuring a lot of inneffable husbands #Crowley and Aziraphale being Muriel’s parents essentially #Aziraphale refusing to let Crowley drive with Muriel in the car #a tiny bit of inneffable bureaucracy #a whole lot of Crowley openly hating Gabriel now that he can’t get smited for that #bad influence Crowley #Maggie and Nina supporting the dumbass gays #they/them Crowley and Muriel #and just Crowley being my favorite character #maddy’s thoughts (taken straight from the brain) #good omens #good omens 2 #inneffable husbands #inneffable bureaucracy #incorrect good omens quotes

[beepmeowiskarkat]

kisses

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #digital art #analogical #mlp au #im obsessed with them actually #sorry for the heated post last night btw i was pissed and loopy. i still stand by it wholeheartedly but damn i swore a lot lol #very happy to see how many ppl reblogged and some of the tags were so fucking real #it makes me so happy knowing at least a portion of the fandom is as pissed at zionists as i am #i made it because it was like 3 am and spiralling because some dumbass Israeli sanders sides blog followed my art blog?? #anyways yeah my blog is not safe for “fanders” who support genocide #also if you dont draw them kissing like weird little kittens do you even ship analogical?? /j

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

What’s with the trend in comics of Jason going on this long, insightful rant on Bruce’s behaviors and shortcomings only for B to respond like “but murder bad” and that’s considered a valid counter argument?

#jason todd #bruce wayne #dc #this happens to some degree with a lot of villains #but it is particularly pronounced with these two dumbasses #like #Bruce clearly has no deeper understanding of Jason or his choices beyond a very basic profile #and it’s to the degree that it almost feels intentional #he doesn’t understand Jason #(he doesn’t understand ANY of his kids really) #and one’s left feeling that Bruce resents Jason for existing at all #like he’d rather be left with just the memory of a kid that loved him #and really I think it comes down to the idea that he feels he failed Jason #and he sees Jason now as just the embodiment of that failure rather than a living person #but is also unwilling or simply doesn’t know how to properly confront or fix his mistakes #so he sets this arbitrary metric for Jason to fail to meet #so he can focus on that rather than any meaningful self improvement or reflection #and all that is without even acknowledging that Jason is more than this failure. he’s a person who’s ended up stuck in a trauma cycle #both of them have

[rexscanonwife]

WATCHED A FEW EPISODES OF THE 2016 PPG REBOOT...........

#jane journals #self insert talk #will excuse me while i- SCREAMS!!!!!! #ITS SOOO DOGSHITTTT #UGGH #ok listen there are SOME things that are OK about it #the voice actresses they chose for the girls arent bad by any means #theyre NOT anything like the og voices but theyre..cute #i like bubbles's voice a lot #but the characterization....leaves a lot to be desired. THAT IS TO SAY EVERYONE IS FUCKING MASSACRED #ESPECIALLY UTONIUM UGGGHHHHHHHHH #IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW UP A CHILDRENS HOSPITAL ITS SO BAD #THEY RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE #like?? hes a goofball but hes not a DUMBASS??? #ugh i did a long vent to my partner about it cause we watched it together and like #hes not a perfect parent by any means. he gets carried away sometimes or maybe doesnt read a situation properly #but he always SAYS the right thing to put the girls at ease because he LOVES them and he does have some wisdom!! #AT THE END OF THE DAY HE IS A GOOD DAD!!!!!! #he wouldnt word vomit some dumb shit that makes blossom insecure and then cover it up with 'oh haha love u bye' LIKE ITS QUIRKY #HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #ok im fine now im normal im good #im gonna wash the taste of that out of my fucking mouth and then draw some stuff

[eyeaesteria]

let's talk about (and i mean watch me fawn over) supernatural s5 ep11 (Sam, Interrupted)

10 min into the chapter and the good doc's already showing why he's a good one cause the way he spotted the winchester's codependent relationship in only a few hours??? Not only that but he actually said it was "dangerously codependant", i mean he's right but ouch and then we have that talk between dean and his not so therapist, which is actually worse when u re-watch it KNOWING it's dean and his crazy mind. He's having a therapy session with basically HIMSELF and (screams) ofc he's asking himself all the right questions. i mean she started that convo asking 'bout his sleep (he survives w only a couple of hours(and idk if that's the correct word im drunk)) and HIS DRINKING PROBLEM and we got the tell me about ur father thing

AND IN THEIR SECOND CONVERSATION SHE ASKS why is he the one who's gotta save everyone? why it can be anyone else? how is that fair? How many people does he have to save to call it a day? AND the crushing realization that it is horrible. the weight of his duty is crushing him. he can't save everyone.

then the third is the charm and the not so therapist is showing her true colors saying "Did you really think that you, Dean Winchester, with a GED…and a give-them-hell attitude, were gonna beat the devil? Please. The world is gonna burn, and there is nothing that you can do." AND it´s not her saying those horrible things, it's Dean's mind. Those are Dean toughts, that's how he sees himself.....

I CRIED

So they kick ass and save the day, go all c r a z y and almost kick the bucket BUT WE ARE NOT DONE YET cause Sam's mind is in shambles (a-fuckin-gain) and he can't not be honest, not when his crazy mind has told him about how his lies were the cause of all those deaths, not when he finally has a clue of what's happening to him, what was always inside him (it's ANGER) and Dean- Dean says "You're gonna take all that crap and bury it. You're gonna forget it, because that's how we keep going" It's an awful advice, zero healthy, the absolutely wrong thing to say, to even THINK. But that's how he has always been. So Sam shuts his mouth and gets into the Impala, doesn't go against Dean's word, even tho i really think he really WANTS to cause he has most of the winchester emotional intelligence, because, and i repeat, HE'S IN SHAMBLES. Im gonna kword myself UGH i hate them !!! i love them!!! End of the communicate i just wanted to put my very disorganized thought into words lol

#spn #supernatural #dean winchester #dean #sam winchester #winchester #ACTUALLY SCREAMING WHAT I HATE THEM #they're so !!! and Q1021o1 #im drunk btw #lots of quotes because SOMETIMES the supernatural script is an awesome piece of art #and then we have awful scenes to bring us back to reality #dean's emotional intelligence is actually there i swear but he's so afraid to recognize himself #its easier to pretend to be a drunk cruel dumbass than to let them see him for what he is #for what he THINKS #i swear i dont hate sam im just a dean winchester kinnie

[evernco]

Ramona flowers hair

#Get it #cause she dyes them a lot #and she always dyes tips on them #idk i saw my houseplants and the tips were brown and my dumbass thought haha Ramona #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #ramona flowers #seven evil exes #ramona istg you gotta stop dying your hair it’s the consistency of noodles

[servantprincess]

something I would love to see more of in LU fanfic is the concept that, in fact, the Chain largely consists of Teenage Boys

Wild is reckless and likes to shield surf in not the best places? Well the frontal lobe doesn't fully develop until your mid 20's anyway, and he's hardly the only one in this group to come up with some dumb shit (Totem Time on someone's roof, anyone?)

Hyrule smells terrible and looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks when in fact he bathed yesterday, it's just that oil production ramps up during puberty and when you get to teenagedom, your BO suddenly gets Much Worse

Wind is getting his first pimple breakout and he HATES IT, but on the flip side he's convinced he's getting a chin hair and he's so fuckin excited. Warriors is pretty sure it's just peach fuzz but LOOK AT IT WARRIORS IT'S BLOND-

Four's voice still cracks even though he's pretty sure he's too old for that now, right?

Legend and Four both can get almost devastatingly catty, but that's understandable because emotions are a nightmare now too

and the group as a whole? Boys will be boys energy (but like the good kind)

Rubbing the floor to light up a lightbulb, singing competitions at 4 am, jury-rigging a slingshot for the hell of it, that kind of stuff

You will Know where some of the boys are with their hooting and hollering over the fact that some dumb idea worked

The only ones that would be fully exempt, I think, are Time and Warriors

Sky and Twi are mostly exempt but they are on Thin Ice

Time is so tired of parenting 5 or more teenagers (but he wouldn't trade it for anything)

but also I bet he Remembers being 9 years old and suddenly thrust into a 17-year-old hormone flooded body so he's like

yeah he gets it

idk just maybe playing around with focusing on the teenage aspect of 2/3rds-kinda of the group could be interesting

#linked universe #lu legend #lu four #lu wind #lu hyrule #lu warriors #lu time #lu wild #lu sky #lu twilight #let the boys be dumbass teenagers! #yes you can be smart and a dumbass and teenagedom is a great time for learning a lot of what Not To Do #and that's totally fine! it's how you learn and grow #i bet one of them starts a burping contest #i would love to see that

[tabieeee]

doodle of my fav engineer Optical that I forgot to post

one of these days i'll talk about the chief engineer OC trio i swear

#skibidi toilet #cameraman #oc optical #myart #they may be a titan's engineer but they're a dumbass #there's also a speaker and a tv but i dont got a lot of art of them #2busy to draw until like xmas time

[citricacidprince]

“Why do you like crossovers so much?”

Normal Answer: My favorite shows canonically crossed over when I was younger and it made me realize the potential and fun crossovers can bring!

My Answer: I saw 2 low res drawings of Merida/Rapunzel and Hiccup/Jack Frost making out Sloppy Style and being besties on my shitass ipod and it forever changed my brain chemistry. For better or for worse I can’t tell you, but I am having fun here.

#rotbtd still has a place in my heart and I’ll love it dearly; but I need you guys to understand my anger when Frozen started getting- #crossovered with it. It wasn’t cause I didn’t like Frozen; I actually really like the movies! I just didn’t believe for a second- #that Elsa would ever get with a dumbass like Jack and Anna and Hiccup would just be besties #also adding 2 more people to the 4 messed up a lot of the dynamics and aus cause many of them surround the fact that they’re 4 of them #like the seasons/ATLA aus got fucked UP cause people really wanted to add those 2. #as you can see I still have some quiet anger in me about it even though it’s been 10 whole years now lol #crossovers #rotbtd #rise of the brave tangled dragons #crossover #fandom #prince rambles in this chilies tonight

[sorrcha]

map-reading

#they're deciding where to travel. they're dumbasses and can't agree on it though #art #digital art #creature #drakonian #oc #ruarc #skaldi #most detailed scene ive ever drawn.. lots of stuff that hints at future events in their story/past events in other stories i've written 👀 #their designs will change eventually btw. going to make them less dnd dragonborn-y + make their armor more realistic #there's nothing wrong with dnd dragonborn i just wanna make my guys more distinct <3

[unforth]

I know the Musk "trillion people means more Mozarts" thing is stupid as fuck but I just saw a prominent blogger reply to it by saying anyone has the ability to be a Mozart and I'm sorry but "talent doesn't exist" discourse has officially gone too far, and I say that as someone who hates the word "talent" and has replaced it almost entirely with the word "skill" in my vocabulary.

Not everyone is a prodigy. Yes, prodigies get lost because they lack opportunity, but that still doesn't mean everyone is a prodigy. If everyone WAS then everyone with enough wealth and opportunity WOULD be and like. I'm sorry, have you SEEN what a fucking moron Elon Musk actually is?

#unforth rambles #sorry but i saw someone being wrong on the internet #maybe people who dont know much about music just dont realize how utterly fucking unfathomable #mozarts level of talent and yes i mean talent actually was #plus side the dumbass who daid it is a popular blogger i already have blocked #unfortunately this was them in the reblog chain not as op #i took music lessons for 4 years til i was 8 and look i had the opportunity and resources and surprise im not mozart #and same for dance and science and math and history and singing and and and #i had lots of opportunities and was a prodigy at none of them #there is no amount of practice that can make someone a prodigy thats like literally the point of the play amadeus #ask salieri how well working so hard for so long made him stack up against mozart

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The Spider tag is a fucking MINEFIELD I just opened it to see if there were any good posts I needed to add to the queue and I scrolled for less than a minute and saw a post saying Lo’ak shot first and Lyle Wainfleet was justified in shooting Neteyam in self defense (not true and also INSANE TAKE) and a post that said Spider saying “don’t hurt her” and Kiri saying “don’t kill him” means Spider didn’t think Quaritch was capable of killing Kiri (W I L D) skskskskksks ya’ll need JESUS, especially that first post. 

#new challenge #is he babygirl or did he just commit a warcrime??/ #a lot of you are gonna fail that challenge!!! #the insanity the utter audacity to say an adult fully trained marine shooting at and killing a 15 year old child #is not his fault #because of another child shooting first (which again isn't true) #when that child had just been kidnapped by them and was trying to save the OTHER CHILD they had kidnapped and tortured #war crimes on top of war crimes #excuse on top of dumbass excuse #like your villains find them sexy whatever but jesus don't excuse their actions it's gross #i'm actually so close to blocking all the recom tags #god all right that's enough tumblr for today i'll get to all ya'lls asks and stuff tomorrow then #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #miles quaritch #lo'ak sully #lyle wainfleet #kiri sully #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #melissa does discourse

[moregraceful]

@patrichornkissed THANK you for this WONDERFUL THOUGHT JOURNEY!!! under a cut

who came out first -- matty came out to brady first but brady came out to their parents + young sister first. matty came out to their extended family first but brady came out to all their shared friends first. it absolutely was the most headass competition after that initial fear when brady came out to matty, a couple months after matty came out to her.

not to eldest-daughter code matty but sometimes u set an example for your younger siblings and the things that brady had been wrestling with that felt too big and too much suddenly felt accessible and manageable. once she reconciled that with herself, she came out to matty, and the two of them engaged in the world's stupidest game of one-up-womanship. this caused so many problems in their personal life and they loved every minute of the chaos.

did quinn and brady get married immediately -- SORT OF. they get married when quinn graduates college. childhood sweethearts, broke up in college when quinn went to umich and brady went to a state school. and yk how it goes with teenagers going to college they're like, this CANNOT work bc now we are ADULTS in COLLEGE, we need to SEE OTHER PEOPLE because young love ISN'T REAL, and then brady makes it through one year of college and goes this SUCKS!!! academically and emotionally, drops out after one year. spends a year bouncing around trying to make her life work without quinn and having an low-stakes but meaningless fling with timmy from her beer league team. and her life DOES NOT MAKE SENSE without quinn. so in quinn's junior year she comes back to quinn and is like hello. you are the love of my life. i want to be with you forever. and quinn has been in a strange little polycule with various swedes and americans and he's like ...yeah. no. i miss you too. this is great but it's not right.

and then they're together for the rest of their lives, hanging out and doing whatever. getting married literally like two months after quinn graduates. they spent about five minutes trying to plan a wedding and get bored and annoyed and then handed it off to brady's mom, who has a blast bc she has realized that matty is at least twenty to thirty years off of being functional enough to get married and brady is going to be way less fussy.

important wedding notes because i am an incurable romantic when it comes to parties:

takes place at some random lake in michigan, no one really cares about the ceremony except parents and grandparents, the reception is in a big banquet hall but the afterparty is in a barn, matty and timmy hook up in a random shed, it's magical, everyone has a GREAT time, including matty, up until she hooks up with timmy

elias and brock and thatcher are there, deeply involved in day of wedding prep and making sure everything goes according to plan and they're so helpful and so competent, and no cishet family member realizes they're quinn's ex-polycule for a solid six hours, like until WELL into reception, at which point it's too late for anyone to say anything

the tkachuk sisters are brady's bridesmaids, the hughes bros are quinn's best men. obvi. the hughes bros are the ones crying during brady's deeply stupid vows though

quinn wears a suit and he looks so handsome. brady wears a dress but the hemline is literally mid-thigh and it has no sleeves. she is a bombshell ofc

brady and quinn's first dance is to "suga suga" by baby bash. the closing song in the afterparty (post-reception) is "moment's silence (common tongue)" by hozier which brady picked and quinn didn't look at the lyrics beforehand. and is thankfully too drunk to notice, but luke and taryn do and they're both so stressed out by their older siblings having oral sex that they leave immediately with matty beniers, and josh norris to go sober up in a denny's at like 2am lol.

sorry i know you are anti-marriage, but i love to think about queer weddings bc the only lesbian wedding i've been to was so clean and heterosexual that it makes me actively sad to think about lmao. brady and quinn's wedding is like...bro queer

does matty ever get her shit together -- like. a dozen years in the future after her final trainwreck relationship with leon. it takes a lot of therapy bc while she came out first to brady, she never really felt safe or comfortable as herself around anyone BUT brady. and obvi brady cannot be there every moment of her life. and part of the reason every relationship she's in ends up being kind of a wreck because she hates herself so much but covers it up with so much bravado and big energy and zero honesty or emotional intimacy. like u cannot be inauthentic in a relationship and expect it to work out yk?? but then she meets sasha (i changed my mind, they use any pronouns) who is like ok. i am willing to try this. i am very attracted to you and i could fall in love with you easily. but you NEED to figure your shit out if you want this to work in the long term.

and no one has ever made that kind commitment to matty, so she tries her hardest to reconcile the parts of herself that are ugly and cruel to herself, and turn it into love. and it takes like. over a decade. because she's also a corporate lawyer. but she finally gets there in the end 😭

sasha is quite happy to live in sin for several years lol he grows heirloom vegetables and works on a farm doing most of their farmstand and farmer's market stuff bc they are gentle and kind, but she's also like yeah now that i'm dating someone in corporate law, i do not have to worry that much. so he waits for matty to get right with herself, and she raises some heirloom chickens that matty does his therapy homework with. a fun (???) digression

thank you for asking!!!!! i love them 😭😭😭

#butch transfem brady #to your other point abt when all your children are queer. i think often abt how i came out as queer before my literal gay parents did #and i think that colored a lot of the way i see the world and interact with queerness and queer identity #among other things lol like never being able to trust myself to read people as queer or straight accurately. my gaydar is nonexistent #but like sometimes all your kids are queer! don't worry about it! and the hughes parents and tkachuk parents discussed it together #landed on: how our dumbass beautiful children identify is simply none of our business and we don't understand and that's ok #and now just watch them go through trainwreck relationships or get on prep or get married to their childhood sweetheart and they're like #👍 are ya winning kids? #unfortunate birdcage fanfictions #rpf for ts

[diamondsheep]

hi ram!!! ✍ pls draw me chrome and as a bonus your favourite one piece character😁👀

HI PETEEEER 💖💖💖💖 thank u so much for your requests 😄

Here is your beloved cheerful scientist 💙💙

and here is my beloved green swordman 💚💚

#i really love drawing these two 💖💖💖💖 #chrome is just sitting on a rock having a nice time :D !! #and zoro is just being pretty like always 🤣 #asdjfkls i might call Zoro a dumbass all the time but honestly ? he is my favorite OP character and i love him a lot 💚 #btw i kinda want to clean these two sketches and redraw them in photoshop instead of MS Paint lol #anyway thank u for these requests <3 i had a lot of fun drawing them :D #chrome #dcst chrome #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece #one piece zoro #dr stone #dr stone chrome #ask #answer #my drawings #ram doodles #diamondsheep art #suzi queue