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It goes without saying, Philza minecraft is an icon we all look up to. So much so, this man was recently featured on tv in Argentina for a viewer submitted segment on Father’s Day. This is not the first time nor the last time this will happen.
Basically, The Blood God is offered his usual blood sacrifice. Screaming, crying, chanting, the whole nine yards. But his cult messed up, because Tommy isn’t actually an orphan. Like on paper he is, but Technoblade can sense it’s not true and is like ‘Bruh stupid worshipers can’t do anything right.’ So he leaves Tommy alone bc he can’t have his followers getting lazy and subpar with their sacrifices obviously. But then also he’s saddled with this mortal kid he doesn’t know what to do with and he feels kinda bad since it’s not Tommy’s fault the cult messed up. So he awkwardly tries to take care of Tommy while still trying to live up to scary blood god expectations and it’s a lot of extra work on his plate. General beauty and the beast type shenanigans of Tommy going from cowering from the big scary god to demanding (and getting) a piggyback ride mid big important ceremony.
Anyway, eventually they figure out why there was a mixup when Philza (normal human man, v angy) fights his way past all the cultist in pure mama bear mode ready to kill the blood god for taking his adopted kid. Only to find Technoblade half way through overacting a bedtime story.
Cue custody battle because ‘hey! That’s MY sacrifice!’ ‘THATS MY SON YOU YELLOW BELLIED FALSE GOD SON OF A-‘
I think some of the cultists end up converting to Phil since he’s somehow way scarier than the nine feet tall blood eyed boar god. Maybe Wil is a high priest or smth haven’t figured it out.
philza and missa, deathduo, for all of you deathduo lovers. i. love. this. drawing. i’m SO proud of myself for this one, like seriously… it came out so well sOBS
I had a really really good learning experience with this piece! Here‘s the progress of it if you‘re interested. Highly recommend istebrak on yt. Her videos has helped me with this immensely!
Aaand it‘s a redraw of this painting i did for @tea-with-veth ! check her out as well, she’s a great writer and artist :)
Here's an updated version of the QSMP Family Tree! I didn't mark the relationships between the eggs or the crushes that aren't confirmed or are no longer relevant. I kept the BOLAS relationships as their own thing since it's still new and might change!