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Child’s Play 3 (1991)
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“You just can’t keep a Good Guy down.”
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ESE: 70/100
50 -10 for the viewpoint that kids are just “consumers in training” +5 for the argument against selling more Good Guys dolls -5 for ignoring the argument +5 for “Don’t fuck with the Chuck.” +10 for teenage Andy -5 for the creepy barber soldier -5 for Good Guys commercial -10 for Shelton +10 for De Silva calling him an asshole and standing up to him -5 for opening other peoples’ packages -10 for “Dolls are for girls.” -5 for the idea of giving the murder doll to your kid sister +10 for Dakin Matthews +10 for scaring Colonel Cochrane to death -10 for Tyler being a total dumbass +10 for capture the flag paintball +5 for scary stories +5 for Andy getting smooched +5 for Tyler stabbing Chucky +5 for Whitehurst’s incredible bravery for a kid +5 for carnival +5 for Tyler hiding -5 for Tyler shouting out his location -5 for De Silva getting shot +5 because this “Devil’s Lair” looks hella awesome +5 for Chucky’s super-dismemberment -5 for the carnival shutting its lights off while the clean-up crew is still working
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