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-10 for the viewpoint that kids are just “consumers in training”
+5 for the argument against selling more Good Guys dolls
-5 for ignoring the argument
+5 for “Don’t fuck with the Chuck.”
+10 for teenage Andy
-5 for the creepy barber soldier
-5 for Good Guys commercial
-10 for Shelton
+10 for De Silva calling him an asshole and standing up to him
-5 for opening other peoples’ packages
-10 for “Dolls are for girls.”
-5 for the idea of giving the murder doll to your kid sister
+10 for Dakin Matthews
+10 for scaring Colonel Cochrane to death
-10 for Tyler being a total dumbass
+10 for capture the flag paintball
+5 for scary stories
+5 for Andy getting smooched
+5 for Tyler stabbing Chucky
+5 for Whitehurst’s incredible bravery for a kid
+5 for carnival
+5 for Tyler hiding
-5 for Tyler shouting out his location
-5 for De Silva getting shot
+5 because this “Devil’s Lair” looks hella awesome
+5 for Chucky’s super-dismemberment
-5 for the carnival shutting its lights off while the clean-up crew is still working