#Damaia Stormcleaver

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Maxi: I prevented a murder today.

Damaia: Really? How’d you do that?

Maxi: self control.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Maxi #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Damaia: Why is Ace so sad?

Maxi: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Lilith: And...?

Ace: I got Lilith.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Damaia Stormcleaver #Ace Sharpe #Maxi #Lilith Damir #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Ace, holding a calculator: what are you?

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Maxi: i'm not asking you to do much, just turn a blind eye while i rob this place stupid

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Damaia, after Ace called Fred fat: he's not fat! he's cultivating mass!

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Ace, after cheating and using his special card: Wildcard bitches! yee haw!

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Lilith: i'm relaxing, i’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone

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Lilith: y'know the age old saying, when life gives you lemons, stuff those lemons down your enemies throat till they see yellow

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Maxi: I've got something for when you're feeling down *starts playing a funky bass line*

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Ace Sharpe #Maxi #Damaia Stormcleaver #Lilith Damir #Fred the Cat #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

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[the party after being stuck in the woods]

Damaia: Maxi, you're eating grass

Maxi: So? Ace eats grass all the time and he's fine!

Lilith: Ace is not an example of good health!

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Damaia Stormcleaver #Maxi #Ace Sharpe #Lilith Damir #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Lilith: Shit.

Maxi: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Damaia: OH MY GOD ACE FELL OFF!!!

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Ace Sharpe #Damaia Stormcleaver #Maxi #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

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[Ace showing the party the newest contest he entered them in]

Damaia: Ace, why do you have Fred listed as a prize?

Ace: What? No, i put him under the pride section, as in the things your proud of!

Lilith: It's a 'z' ace! Prize!

Maxi: Did you even read it?!

Ace: Well yeah, I gave it a once over, duh.

Lilith: Damn it Ace, your illiteracy has screwed us over yet again!

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Ace Sharpe #Damaia Stormcleaver #Lilith Damir #Maxi #Fred the Cat #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Lilith: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Damaia: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Maxi: Smad.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Damaia Stormcleaver #Maxi #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Maxi: Registered MILF Hunter.

Ace: Registered DILF Hunter.

Lilith: Registered MILF.

Damaia: Registered Hunter.

~The Party

#Blades of Dawn #Maxi #Ace Sharpe #Lilith Damir #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Ace: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Maxi: What if it bites me and it dies?

Lilith: Then you're poisonous.

Ace: I wonder, what if it bites itself and I die?

Damaia: That's voodoo.

Maxi: What if it bites me and someone else dies

Lilith: That's correlation not causation.

Damaia: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Maxi: That's just kinky.

Lilith: Oh my God.

~Will

#Blades of Dawn #Ace Sharpe #Maxi #Lilith Damir #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Lilith: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Ace: Put spaghetti in it.

Lilith: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Maxi: Put spaghetti in it.

Lilith: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Damaia: Put spaghetti in it.

Lilith: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Ace Sharpe #Maxi #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Lilith to Damaia: Aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go apeshit?

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Maxi: I have the memory of a clownfish!

Damaia: That's... that's not a saying.

Maxi: really? Not even with pirates?

Damaia: No.

Maxi: Oh... I forgot what the saying is.

~Will

#Blades of Dawn #Maxi #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Damaia: Why do you have a knife sticking through your hand?

Lilith: Fashion statement

~Will

#Blades of Dawn #Damaia Stormcleaver #Lilith Damir #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Ace: Look at that door. See that door right there? The one marked “pirate?” You think a pirate lives in there? Wait Damaia do you live there?!

Damaia: Ace, that door says "private"... Of course I live there.

~Kane and Fin

#Blades of Dawn #Ace Sharpe #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Lilith, banging on the door: Ace! Open up!

Ace: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Maxi: No, she meant-

Damaia: Let him finish.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Ace Sharpe #Maxi #Damaia Stormcleaver #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd character #dnd memes #dnd campaign #dnd #dnd stuff

[table-top-pop-rockz]

Lilith: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Damaia: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Maxi: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Ace: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Lilith: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

~Kane

#Blades of Dawn #Lilith Damir #Damaia Stormcleaver #Maxi #Ace Sharpe #dnd #dnd campaign #dnd memes #incorrect dnd quotes