Bruce: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Jason: We have three, actually.
Damian: Pick your favorite.
No I’m not fucking crying but the fact that not only Damian knew that Jon would come after him, the fact that he WROTE A LETTER, and his handwriting is super nice, and he is probably with the league, with his mother, and he just- no I’m not about to cry over them.
i think talia and damian should simply be allowed to be happy together. a happy family if you will
Steph: Ima be late… On a completely separate note, what do you guys want from Starbucks?
Tim: venti. at least three extra shots of espresso…
Babs: Iced latte, thanks!
Duke: do they still have those lemon cake pops?
Damian: a pupuchino for Titus please
Cass: vanilla frapp 👍
Jason: dirty chai thx
Bruce: …they burn their beans
WHY DONT YOU SHIP DAMIAN AND RAVEN?
Summary: Damian nearly drowns but the scare comes later.
Part of my batfam Whumptober 2020
Being thrown into the water was not part of Robin’s patrol plan for the night. Neither was taking a full gulp of Gotham harbour’s water as he was dragged down due to his restrained limbs.
However, that was exactly what happened. Some of the thugs had gotten the upper hand, tied him and thrown him in the water.
Robin would be laughing at their lack of originality if he wasn’t desperately trying to get out his restraints. The league had trained him against drowning of course but it would only last so long.
Especially since his lungs felt like they were going to burst and he was starting to see spots in front of his eyes.
Damn it. He was going to pass out and god knows who was going to find him and-
Fast unfinished doodle of Damian talking to his dead beloved, Jason; “Forgive me beloved, I didn’t hunt them sooner. The ones who hurt you are dead now, so you might rest habibi”
Bruce: I love all my children equally.
Tim, from outside: Bruce?
Bruce: Some of them are adults now, and don’t live here.
Dick, trying the door handle: Bruce!
Bruce: But they’ll always be welcome in this house.
Jason, banging on the door: BRUCE!
Bruce, whilst his eye twitches: They, uh, don’t bother me much anymore. I guess they’re busy…
Dick, Tim and Jason, struggling with the locked door: BRUCE LET US IN!!
Quality resurrected brother bonding time ✨
damian stans haven’t won a damn thing since supersons
💘damian stans keep losing💘
dc hates both us and him
It occurs to me, in a good-mom Talia fic, where Jon has broken Damian’s heart…. nobody else would understand his pain more. I keep alluding to the fact, when I write about this sort of thing, that Damian is falling into the same trap as his mom and falling in love with somebody who could never love him back… but that interaction would be so fun to write.
Talia would never wish that sort of pain on Damian, because she knows it well. In her efforts to help, she’d probably drive him to do some unhealthy things– throw himself into work with his father, remove himself from Jon in the way she never could from Bruce, follow his father and only his father the way she’s only followed hers– but she knows Bruce is a better man to follow.
Not to mention… Bruce would 100% notice Damian acting much more like his mother, and I don’t think he’d like it.
*Damian ranking his brothers from best to worst*
2. “A disgraceful idiot.”
3. “Truely pathetic”.
4. “Gross, pathetic, disgraceful, an idiot, disappointment, dishonourable, clumsy, shameful, why was he even robin?, Honestly Father, your standards must have dropped for this one, I am so much better, He’s my absolute least favourite.”
Jason: Hey are you serious?! Not cool Damian, that’s really uncalled for. We’re your brothers you know! … who was the last one?
Damian: Tch, Tim. I had more to add.
Jason: alright keep going.
Marinette stressed and sleep deprived: where is my coffee?
Dick handing her a mug: here, have some tea. It’s good for you.
Marinette swipes the mug off the table: I don’t want your hot leaf water! Coffee!
Dick watching horrified: it’s like we have two Tim’s now.
I don’t know why it goes through my head
but I always think that Damian is the type of person who even sleeps in starched pajamas and Jon is the type who sleeps in his underwear
Fast unfinished doodle of Damian getting possessed by the Lazarus Pit’s influence.
you guys know how jon’s full name is jonathan samuel kent, right? so, i think it would be lovely if, for any reason, damian started randomly calling him ‘samuel’ or ‘sam’. maybe to tease him??? maybe when he’s mad??? i don’t know!! i just really wanted to see it happen one day. can’t you imagine jon’s face twitch in pure confusion, like “what the fuck, d?”