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mommy-mayhem · 1 year
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the most unbelievable part of himym is how many women completely out of his league that ted was able to date
you're telling me that he pulled courtney ford?? she knows the secret all of us wish we knew–what brandon routh's penis looks like–and she's going to leave that for josh radnor??
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fruityzari · 11 months
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When I had the sims 2 and 3 downloaded i had mods that made sims do autonomous romance things. And my Zarlie sims in both games just kept getting pregnant because all they wanted to do was try for a baby
Like damn, can y'all get a hobby or something?
Also in the sims 3 I invited darkhatom over during my party and they woohooed in my zarlie sims bed then immediately left and called the party trash
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supergay-supergirl · 2 years
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GUYS I JUST REALIZED SARA OFFICIATED NORA AND RAY’S WEDDING BECAUSE SHE’S THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP
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mymycorrhizae · 4 years
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Ray taking his dates to prom.
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The Wedding scene was so beautiful because even though there was no audio you could still feel it.
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legendsofgay · 4 years
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(giving their kid the talk)
Nora, to Ray: tell them about the birds and the bees
Ray: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate
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poc-movie-supremacy · 3 years
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Mosaics are made of broken pieces
Surprise @missing-tony! MERRY CHRISTMAS TUSH! I hope you like this fic :)
With no mission nagging at them, most of the legends take the opportunity to have a movie night. Chaos still follows them, as it always does. Luckily not the deadly kind though.
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What is family? What constitutes a family? People have proven that blood doesn’t determine family, after all, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Some have said family is a bunch of broken pieces that make up a beautiful mosaic. There’s some beauty in that, that through hard work you’ll form a hard-earned relationship with a group of people.  
“Is the movie ready Gideon?” Sara asked.
“Of course Captain.”
“What did they choose?” Sara checked herself out in the mirror making sure nothing was amiss with her outfit. Ava came up behind her wrapping her arms around Sara’s waist. She rested her chin on her shoulder and pressed a kiss to Sara’s cheek. A light blush tinged Sara’s cheek.
“I think you look great, sweetheart,” Ava whispered. 
“Thanks.” Sara stared at themselves in the mirror. Ava’s thick red sweater was tucked into a pair of blue jeans. Her feet were snuggled in gigantic matching red socks. Sara had on a pair of black sweatpants and an oversized dark green hoodie. 
“They chose a marvel movie captain.” Gideon informed the two ladies.
“You would think, considering what we do for a living, they wouldn't like high scale action movies.” Ava commented.
“Maybe it’s escapism. All the movies end well, from what I remember, and they are on a level of fantasy that it probably doesn’t remind them of our lives.” 
Ava nodded her head. “You ready to go sweetie?” Sara grabbed Ava’s outstretched hand and let herself be led to the Movie Room in the Waverider. Most of the current crew and some others were already waiting for them. 
Ray and Nora were sitting on one end of the couch talking to Charlie and astra. Sara noticed Charlie mindlessly running her thumb over Astra's hand and smiled. Beside them was zari and John. Zari had her legs in John's lap as she told him about gossip happening in her time. Mick Mona and Lita were sitting in the hammock quietly waiting for the movie. Ava waved at lita who smiled back at her aunt. Sara and her stepped around the three boys on the floor, Gary, Behrad and Nate. They were in an intense thumb battle with behrad looking like the winner. 
“Is this everyone? Weren’t some of the others going to come?” Sara asked. She and Ava settled in the neighboring chair, ava in the seat and Sara sitting haphazardly in the chair.
“Well Carter doesn’t seem keen on coming to anything legends affiliated after the breakup, I heard Kendra was busy with her new job… being a lawyer I think, and Jax and Lilly had to decline after they realized today coincided with their kids singing concert.” Ray informed them. 
“What about Nate's new boyfriend,” Charlie teased, “Mr. Mystery couldn’t make it?” 
Nate blushed red and shook his head. “He was busy, His job got in the way.”
“His job.” Lita teased in an obnoxious voice. Everyone laughed out loud while Nate glared daggers at Lita. Lita just stared at him challengingly, asking him to try her through her haughty look and quirked eye. Nate just rolled his eyes and flipped her off in response, earning more rowdiness from his family. They jeered at him berating him teasingly for making fun of a child. 
“Ok ok, in truth, when will we meet him ,man?” Behrad asked him when the room calmed down.
“I think we already have,” Astra said. “Dionysus,” she explained when they all looked at her confusingly.
Nate shook his head, but his face was obscured so they couldn’t see if he was blushing or not. “I’m not dating Dion.”
“Are you sure, you seemed pretty infatuated with him, from what I’ve heard?” Mona asked. Sara snorted and quirked her eyebrow up at him. 
“Why are we focusing on me? I know Kendra has a new girlfriend and Mona has a hot partner.” Nate exclaimed defensively.
“This isn’t about me, and stop talking about my partner.” Mona chastised. “And don’t bring up Kendra when she can’t even defend herself.” Nate rolled his eyes and was about to defend himself further, when someone interrupted him. 
“Speaking of new love,” Nora started, giving a sly wink to Garry, “I know-”
“No!” Garry shouted, interrupting her. New interest was piqued. Everyone turned to look at Gary and Nora.
“Nora, please.” Behrade begged, making puppy dog eyes at her.
“Nora, what do you know?” Sara asked. She leaned forward in interest, clasping her hands together like an old-timey villain who just finished telling their master plan. Gary and Behrad silently, and quite animatedly, pleaded with Nora to keep her mouth shut. They knew what she wanted to tell the others, and they didn’t want that getting out. 
Nora wasn’t planning on being merciful though. “Well I had left my room to go get a snack when I heard curious noises from Gar and B’s room. I quickly peaked in to make sure they weren’t being attacked when I saw... a broken bed,” Nora finished with emphasis. The group erupted in chaos. Charlie and Astra were pissing themselves laughing. Astra gave Gary a sly smile that made him blush. Behrad was trying, in vain,  to defend him and his boyfriend. Ray was similarly blushing red and rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment. Nate jostled Behrad and Gary and congratulated them. Constantine and Zari looked like they would rather be anywhere else. Sara and Ava were both quiet, but for different reasons. Sara was fist-bumping Nora and nodding approvingly at Behrad. Ava was just shocked silent, she’s had sex before, but this took her off guard. Lita looked disappointed, Mona was intrigued and Mick’s facial features have not changed during the entire conversation.
“I’m definitely telling Jax and Lilly this, they need something to get through that children’s concert.” Nate said excitedly, while whipping out the phone. 
“Won’t the concert itself be enough, since its their children?” Ava asked incredulously.
“Oh absolutely not, I remember the ones I had to go to for my cousin’s kids. Let me tell you, it was awful. Those kid’s sucked.” Nate remarked with a scoff. His thumb hit the screen, sending the message. Immediately Behrad and Gary’s phone started buzzing with texts. Gary put his head in his hands while Behrad glared daggers at Nate. He quickly sent an explanatory text to the two parents. 
Nate’s phone buzzed. “Dude! Why did you tell Lills and Jax I lied.” Nate once tried to call Jax JJ only for Sara to glare at him. He learned his lesson. JJ was only reserved for Sara. 
“Cause you did. Last night, yea Gary and I did break the bed, but not because of sex! We-” Behrad sighed, and ran a hand through his hair. “We wanted to see if the air totem could make jumping on the bed better.” Everyone was shocked silent. Behrad took a breath. “It did make it better… and also more powerful.” Behrad finished. Gary scooted over to him and linked their finders together. He rested his chin on Behrad’s shoulder and gave him a small smile. 
“Behrad! That’s what you used the totem for? That seems objectively worse.” Zari said while wrinkling her nose.
“What do you mean? That’s hilarious! Can I have the totem to do meja-jumps on the bed?” Lita asked excitedly. Mick shook his head no behind her at the two boys. They nodded solemnly at him. Lita saw and glared at her father. 
Mick only shrugged. “Too dangerous, your mother would never let you.” Mick muttered. 
Before they could get into a real argument, Ray interrupted them. “Ok let’s start the movie. Gideon! Cue up Black Panther please.” 
“Right away Mr. Palmer.” Gideon’s cool technological voice called out. The group settled in to watch the movie, quite considerably calmed down. The lights dimmed and the movie began. 
Sometimes family is a mosaic that has to go through fire to fit together, but  fire isn’t always necessary. Sometimes time and an low burning spark is all that’s needed to bring people together.
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waveridercrewmember · 3 years
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#Six Legends and a Roy Harper.
Friends, friends, friends. I had this AU idea right before I took a nap and it hasn’t left my head since, so here you go. A Legends Community TV Show AU. (Very very minor spoilers for Community).
So Sara was the cool girl in high school, right? Pretty similar to canon, she liked to party, was friends with Oliver. After they graduate, Oliver takes her on a trip around the world (There’s no boat crash because this is a happy AU and I said so.) Halfway through the trip, Sara decides she deserves better and leaves Oliver to adventure around the world by herself, doing volunteering or activism stuff along with martial arts. However, she misses her family, so she goes back to Starling City and decides to enroll at Greendale and get a degree in exercise science. Okay, this is getting modestly long as I type out all my ideas, so the rest will be under this cut.
At Greendale, Sara meets new student Ava. Ava had a really good job in some high government position. However, she found out her boss, Rip Hunter, had really wanted her for that job, so he faked the requirements needed for her to hold that position. Instead of just a GED, Ava actually needed a college degree, so she decided to go back to school, get the degree, then go back to her job. 
Sara and Ava meet in Professor Ray Palmer’s Introduction to Calculus course. Dr. Palmer notices that seven of his students could use a bit of help with the course, so he makes them form a study group. There’s Sara and Ava, who of course eventually fall in love over the course of the four years and all that. Also in the study group is Roy Harper (From Arrow. I just love him a lot, okay, so he’s included. I didn’t finish Arrow and have no idea where he ended up in canon but I don’t care, he’s here anyway.). Roy is in college straight from high school, and he’s majoring in mechanical engineering and hoping to get into the prestigious Air Conditioning and Timeship Repair School. (No one really knows what they mean by timeship, but ACTRS is too cool for anyone to question it.)
Astra is there to get a business degree. She was privately tutored all through elementary and high school, and going to get this degree is her way of finding independence from her over protective mother (who she still loves very much). She wants to start a company to empower other women. Another member of the study group is Charlie. No one really knows where she came from or how long she’s been at Greendale. She is majoring in music and plays with her punk rock band on the weekends. Why is she in intro to calc? Your guess is as good as mine. 
And our last two study group members are Mick and Leonard. Mick just found out about Lita, and Snart was getting a bit tired of running from cops all the time, so they decide to turn a new leaf and head to school. Snart wants to do crime, but like legally. So Snart and Mick major in finance. Snart loves it, but Mick soon switches to English. 
Gary Green is the dean. Dean Green hahahahaha. Mona is a famous author who graduated from Greendale, and they have a bronze statue of her outside the entrance to the school. Nate teaches history. Dr. Stein is a chemistry professor, and has a faculty rivalry with Dr. Palmer. Nora and Ray are married, and Nora teaches psychology. Constantine is the night school teacher. No one knows what he teaches, but whatever it is, it happens after school hours. Zari and Behrad run the ACTRS. They are the coolest people on campus. Everyone is a bit in love with them. Jax and Wally are apprentices in ACTRS. 
Main people from Flash, Supergirl, and Arrow play background faculty/students because it’s time for the Legends to finally shine. Anyway, if you’ve made it this far, thanks so much for reading! I have a lot of Ideas about this AU and would love to hear yours! Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool. 
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theballadofmars · 4 years
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So, we had:
-The Darhkatom wedding + a Darhkatom proposition.
-Fake dating featuring Constantine aka Brexit.
-Gary as a train. Avalance as puppets. Nate as that creepy sun that will be in our worst nightmares.
-The hat of comunication. And Damien Darhk wearing it.
-Ray as a babysitter.
-MICK'S DAUGHTER!! Lita is just like his dad. Burning his book? Iconic. I wish Stain was alive to see it.
-Avalance plot.
-Zari + Mick bonding again. Thank you.
-Constantine with Snart's coat.
-Time Bros being Time Bros.
-A emotional conversation between Nora and Damien and a good ending for him I think? The writers can't redime someone like Damien and they make sure that we didn't forget all the bad things that he did, so he coming back to hell after seen his daughter one more time and be there for her wedding is the best ending for him.
-A Beebo cameo.
All of this, in one episode? And it worked so well? Legends have so much power.
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tallariawalker · 4 years
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you guys, now with the whole loom of fate story line, it’s the perfect time for all our bring-that-character-or-ship-back-to-life needs
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latinaincognita · 4 years
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Charlie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Nora: I'm a knife.
Ray: She's the little spoon.
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Okay, so like I have conflicted feelings about the Legends joining the next crossover and all that, but I’m excited to see the reactions of the others to the Legends now. Can you imagine the faces on team Flash, Arrow, and Supergirl when the Legends are going to show up and are like
Captain Lance here ready to kick some ass with my amazing girlfriend Ava who is from the future and now runs the government department in charge of the timeline. 
And you all remember Nate and his time bro Ray? Well, Nate died but we saved him with the power of love and song. Ray’s now dating Nora Darhk. Yeah, from those Darhks. She’s a fairy godmother and part of book club, so she’s all cool now. 
Speaking of book club, this is Mona. She fell in love with one of the magical creatures and is now one herself. We have another magical creature who’s a shapeshifter, Charlie. She has Amaya’s face because John stuck her with it, then she kept it because Zari thought it was hot. And Zari? Yeah, we don’t know what’s going on, but her and Nate were a thing but then Zari-as-we-knew-her is no longer due to a change in the timeline, but hey, her hot brother is part of the Legends now so things could be worse. 
Oh, and remember John Constantine? Yeah, he’s a Legend now. And he saved the timeline by kissing his boyfriend, so bonus. 
Mick is Mick. Except now he’s the not-so-secret author of a bunch of romantic novels, so good for him. 
Oh yeah, and that’s Gary. He has three nipples. Don’t worry about it. 
So what villain can we defeat today by holding hands and walking in a circle?
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girlproject · 4 years
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I feel like legends of tomorrow has finally found the perfect team and Cast . And now ray and Nora are leaving becuase the writers think their stories are over . But what about what they bring to the show? As a bisexual woman I adore their relationship and ship it. I feel so sad , their relationship is exactly how relationships are supposed to be. I believe them to be good representation of love .
Just because their main storylines are over doesn’t mean they can’t add personality to the show. They don’t have to be regulars but they definitely need to be there. I love them so much and I hope they show up periodically throughout the next few seasons.
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camelely · 4 years
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I loved that episode mainly cause the John story, even if it didn’t go how I expected (comic arc) but like I’m enjoying it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ but like sidelining the og legends sucked. Genghis Khan was supposed to be one of the worst and he died kinda easy 🙃
Like we have to say goodbye to Ray and Nora this season even though Brandon Routh has confirmed they didn’t want to leave... they barely have any scenes together and they are building up to a proposal thats great but it’s gonna literally be a like a d plot and Sara and Mick keep getting cameo sized appearances and like I know filming crisis was a thing but like still come on all the other shows did it just fine.
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mymycorrhizae · 4 years
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Ray & Nora’s wedding.
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backtothestart02 · 4 years
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Ahhhhh!!!! My babieeees!!!!!
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