#David wong

[skrytch]

Been reading Jason "David Wong" Pargin's newest book "If this book exists, you're in the wrong universe" and... Damn if this passage just ain't too real

#trust me ive been there #john dies at the end #if this book exists you're in the wrong universe #jason pargin #david wong

[7bbiu]

sorry全是对角色造型的美化

#jdate #john dies at the end #david wong #amy sullivan #John cheese

[dedshomas]

my beloveds....

#john dies at the end #jdate #if this book exists you're in the wrong universe #itbeyitwu #david wong #john cheese #amy sullivan #my art #i should probably revisit their designs after i reread the first 3 books but i needed to get this one out of my system first lol #also lets see if i remember how to post on tumblr uuuhh

[rhymingwithpurple]

#john dies at the end #jdate #david wong #john cheese

[johndiesaesthetics]

♡ follow for more soft john dies aesthetic ♡

#jdate #john dies at the end #book 1 #david wong #aesthetic #aesthetics #had some really sweet asks asking if we'd ever be back so... surprise?

[victusinveritas]

This has big "They China Food" (John Dies at the End) energy in the best way.

#they china food energy #chinese takeout #john dies at the end #jason pargin #david wong

[girlsnightgirlsnight]

#john dies at the end #this book is full of spiders #jdate #john cheese #david wong #tbifos

[impmakesart]

I am re-reading this series and I figured I would finally draw my headcanons for them. John, my beloved <3

#JDATE #John Dies At The End #David Wong #John Cheese #This book is full of spiders #my art #sketches

[orangelemonart]

BALLS: IT’S WHATS FOR DINNER

#John Dies at the End #this book is full of spiders #david wong #john cheese #korrok #i havent read book 4 yet so no spoilers please! #jdate

[haveyoureadthishorrorbookpoll]

Have you read...

note: If you did not finish but feel you read enough to form an opinion, you may choose a ‘Yes’ option instead of 'Partly' (e.g., Yes, I didn’t like it). Interpret "neutral or complicated" however you like, I intended this category to be a broad option between like and dislike.

John Dies at the End is a comic lovecraftian horror novel written by Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) that was first published online as a webserial beginning in 2001, then as an edited manuscript in 2004, and a printed paperback in 2007, published by Permuted Press. STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.

submit a horror book!

#John Dies at the End #David Wong #jason pargin #horror books #horror #bookblr #books #comedy horror #sci fi horror #horrorbookpoll #lovecraftian

[jadlz]

do u see my vision

#john dies at the end #jdate #amy sullivan #john cheese #david wong #jason pargin #my art

[artbyblastweave]

Reread John Dies At The End this weekend, and there’s this one bit that I think really encapsulates the whole vibe of the series. 

In the scene in Las Vegas, when they’re running from the teleporting wig monsters and the group has barricaded themselves behind a door while trying to work out a plan with Marconi, John offhandedly asks why the monsters are bothering to try and brute-force the door when they can just teleport instead. After he says this, the monsters outside stop pounding on the door and are heard murmuring amongst themselves, and the gag is that the monsters themselves didn’t even think to try that until they overheard John. This is actually a fairly boilerplate gag. I’ve seen gags along this line- the heroes accidentally reminding the monsters they’ve got an easy way in- multiple times.

Then one of the monsters immediately teleports in and kills Big Jim.

That’s not an incidental death. Over the course of the novel, Big Jim is revealed to have been one of the first people to figure out the full extent of what’s going on with Korrok’s invasion, he’s revealed to have stunning levels of insight into, and practical experience using the Soy Sauce, and his sister Amy- the last surviving member of the family following his death- is left vulnerable to exploitation by Korrok’s forces at least in part due to his absence, which forms the whole back-half of the novel. Even outside of plot relevance he’s a pretty fleshed-out figure in terms of how he relates to the community of Undisclosed and in John and Dave’s lives specifically. And now he’s dead. The one-off Scooby-doo style whacky-chase scene gag gives way to a genuinely colossal fuck-up on John’s part, a fuck-up with far-reaching implications that get brushed over in the heat of the moment because of the, you know, the incipient hell-fountain. But the innocuous gag mattered! John was careless and it bit him in the ass immediately. And all of the books are threaded through with examples of stock gags that abruptly mutate into something serious, or with heat-of-the-moment, easy-to-overlook fuckups by the protagonists that ripple forward and make the situation even harder to handle. This is such a good series

#JDATE #john dies at the end #john and dave #thoughts #meta #david wong #john cheese #jason pargin

[thewoodstock-stock]

I fucking hate this man, I want to push him down the stairs

#david wong #woody thinks thoughts #jdate #john dies at the end #john cheese #this man makes me want to commit many crimes i hate him so much #begging other fans to see this i need fan friends

[rhymingwithpurple]

John & Dave dynamic moodboard

#jdate #john dies at the end #john cheese #david wong

[mag-147]

these guys look like they know what theyre doing

#neon arts #john dies at the end #jdate #david wong #john cheese #amy sullivan #joy park #digital

[samepicofdavidwong]

#john dies at the end #david wong