#Dead Men Tell No Tales

[hockey-and-timbits]

What a truly revolting sight!

—Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

#Pirates of the Caribbean #Dead Men Tell No Tales #Captain Jack Sparrow #Will Turner #Elizabeth Turner #Kiss | Will and Elizabeth #Johnny Depp #Keira Knightley #Orlando Bloom

[i-put-the-ass-into-sass]

has anything ever been crafted as perfectly as the pirates of the caribbean soundtrack? i genuinely mean it. every single piece on each of the five albums is not just a banger, it gets the blood flowing to my brain, it lifts my spirits in a way i'm afraid nothing else can anymore

#pirates of the caribbean #potc #pirates #jack sparrow #the black pearl #dead man's chest #at world's end #on stranger tides #dead men tell no tales #will turner #elizabeth swann #barbossa #captain jack sparrow #fuck yeah pirates

[crazy-meringue]

Somewhere in the other world there is a club of victims of the Sparrow

#pirates of the caribbean #potc #potc memes #captain barbossa #hector barbossa #davy jones #armando salazar #the curse of the black pearl #dead man's chest #at world's end #on stranger tides #dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean the curse of the black pearl #pirates of the caribbean dead man's chest #pirates of the caribbean at world's end #pirates of the caribbean on stranger tides #pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

#movies #polls #pirates of the caribbean: dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean #dead men tell no tales #potc #2010s movies #joachim rønning #espen sandberg #javier bardem #geoffrey rush #requested #have you seen this movie poll

[theboarsbride]

Dead men tell no tales.👻🏴‍☠️

Every time I remember how Javier Bardem said he based his movements off of and compared the character of Captain Salazar to a matador, pre curse, and a wounded bull, post-curse, I need to gnaw on wood and bite and scream and throw up-

#Salazar and Bootstrap Bill Turner are my pookies guys💕 #my scrunkles my wives my- #potc fanart #pirates of the caribbean #potc captain salazar #armando salazar #dead men tell no tales #potc

[legolas-fan-blog]

I know this is a Legolas blog but this is kind of related because of Orlando Bloom.

I just rewatched the entire Pirates of the Caribbean series because of watching LOTR and liking Legolas, then remembering Orlando Bloom was Will. I hadn't seen these movies since I was a kid and hardly remembered them. The first three are pretty good and a lot of fun and my queer self enjoyed seeing Will and Elizabeth be hot. The last two are...less good but still fun. Anyway if anyone wants to chat about The Pirates of the Caribbean hit me up.

#orlando bloom #will turner #pirates of the caribbean #will pirates of the caribbean #lotr #legolas #lord of the rings #legolas lotr #legolas lord of the rings #legolas thranduilion #legolas greenleaf #the lord of the rings #the pirates of the caribbean #curse of the black pearl #dead mans chest #at worlds end #on stranger tides #dead men tell no tales #elizabeth swann

[captainbool-bool]

#captain jack sparrow #pirates of the caribbean #johnny depp #potc5 #potc #my art #art #illustrator #sketch #dead men tell no tales

[justafandomgvrl]

fulfilling my dream of running off to sea by watching the little mermaid (2023), all the pirates of the caribbean films, and the sea beast over and over again, or listening to my bardic sailor playlist on repeat when i’m not home

#the little mermaid #the little mermaid 2023 #tlm 2023 #tlm live action #the little mermaid live action #pirates of the caribbean #pirates of the carribean at worlds end #pirates of the carribean: on stranger tides #pirates of the carribean: dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean curse of the black pearl #pirates of the caribbean dead man’s chest #the curse of the black pearl #dead man's chest #at worlds end #on stranger tides #dead men tell no tales #the sea beast #please let me run away to sea i am begging #ocean soul

[nequittezpaswrites]

We could have seen Barbossa dance

So I was dicking around on the POTC wiki and in doing so discovered one of the early screenplay drafts of Dead Men Tell No Tales written by Terry Rossio, who wrote for all the POTC films, as well as Aladdin, The Road to El Dorado, Shrek, and Treasure Planet. There are some less stellar works in his biography, too, but overall I respect Terry Rossio as a writer immensely. If you listen to his commentary tracks, you can tell he cares and thinks deeply about characters and motivations and telling a good story. And you guys, this early screenplay draft of his--there is some gold in there.

Like, it's flawed, for sure. But it is so much better than the actual fifth film, to which the screenplay bears essentially no resemblance. And you guys, it has so much Barbossa.

Things we were robbed of by not seeing this screenplay come to fruition:

Barbossa getting his leg back

Barbossa dancing to celebrate getting his leg back, and being good at it

Barbossa falling madly in love* and attempting to woo a lady (*supernaturally induced)

Barbossa reciting poetry in said attempts to woo

Barbossa being a huge fucking romantic, all dramatic speeches and vows

^^ He follows that up by destroying Blackbeard's magic sword to prove his devotion

Barbossa cleaning up good

Barbossa acknowledging that love is madness (correction mine; the screenplay means to say "Marty")

Barbossa getting married and being a total drama king about it

I love it so fucking much, you guys. We could have seen Barbossa dance!

#POTC #pirates of the caribbean #dead men tell no tales #Hector Barbossa #Captain Barbossa #Terry Rossio #we could have seen him dance!

[everythingispirates]

bashes you over the head I tell you this movie should have been a horror ‼️

#i literally sketched these out like. three months ago ✌️😐 #my art #pirates of the caribbean #dead men tell no tales #henry turner #will turner

[hockey-and-timbits]

—Pirates of the Caribbean, “Dead Men Tell No Tales”

#Pirates of the Caribbean #Dead Men Tell No Tales #Will Turner #Henry Turner #Arm Around Shoulder | Will and Henry #The Squeeze | Will and Henry #Orlando Bloom #Brenton Thwaites

[hampop]

have a spooky ghost

#potc #pirates of the caribbean #dead men tell no tales #potc dmtnt #armando salazar #salazar #captain salazar #capitan salazar #fanart #my art #orginal art

[potc-musical]

The sparbossa dance is my favorite part of POTC 5 scripts by Ted Rossio

I'm adding the dance in my musical concept bc we're robbed

#dmtnt musical #dead men tell no tales #dmtnt #pirates of the caribbean #potc #jack sparrow #Hector Barbossa #sparbossa

[esgiletheblack]

Chibi Lesaro

#pirates of the caribbean #anime and manga #captain salazar #dead men tell no tales #fanart #manga art #movie fanart #armando salazar #manga style #potc fanart #potc #potcedit #l

[intricatecaprice]

Meme by @cassandrasummer ❤️

#pirates of the caribbean #potc 5 #dead men tell no tales #armando salazar #meme

[the-twelve-daggers]

a moment of appreciation for THIS particular track

thank you hans zimmer i appreciate you 🙏

#[🧭: misc] #istg i can picture the whole scene as its playing :') #pirates of the caribbean #potc #the curse of the black pearl #dead man's chest #at world's end #on stranger tides #dead men tell no tales #the twelve daggers #tortuga #pirates #the black pearl #davy jones #jack sparrow #will turner #elizabeth swann #port royal #davy jones locker #hector barbossa #james norrington #lord cutler beckett #playlist #potc playlist #fandom #Spotify