Criminal: *turns off the lights* haha! Try and fight me when you can't see!
Daredevil: I can still sense you in the dark.
Spiderman: as can I!
Dead pool: I cannot! so this is kind of upsetting for me.
5K notes
ยท
View notes
What will you say about me if I tell you that I kin them๐โ๏ธ
.
.
Also Deadpool is much funnier in the comics๐
241 notes
ยท
View notes
EVERYBODY!
258 notes
ยท
View notes
Uncanny X-Force Vol.1 #25 cover by Jerome Opeรฑa & Dean White.
45 notes
ยท
View notes
Those confirmations that there are about the candidates to be the new ๐ช๐ผ๐น๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ (๐ง๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป, ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ฒ๐น ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ, etc.) making cameos appearances in a film about the multiverse with ๐ช๐ผ๐น๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ, which will be ๐ซ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ 3, to briefly play him (in theory)... make me think that, that rumour that there was about ๐ง๐ผ๐บ being seen where they were filming the movie, that he was with ๐๐๐ด๐ต ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป and looking very similar to him, was true and we will also see him playing a variant of the character ๐ฎ๐!!!
CAN YOU IMAGINE!? I never thought I'd say this about a ๐ซ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ film but now knowing this... I WANT TO WATCH IT (JUST FOR THAT), OMG ๐๐ป๐คฉ๐
(I'm not in favour of pictures of ๐ง๐ผ๐บ smoking because of his past but this one was the most appropriate for what I was talking about ๐๐ป)
โ โ โ โ
Esas confirmaciones que estรกn habiendo sobre los candidatos para ser el nuevo ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ป๐ผ (๐ง๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ด๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ป, ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ถ๐ฒ๐น ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ, etc.) haciendo cameos en una pelรญcula sobre el multiverso con ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ป๐ผ, que serรก ๐ซ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ 3, para interpretarlo brevemente (en teorรญa)... me hacen pensar que, ese rumor que hubo de ๐ง๐ผ๐บ siendo visto donde estaban rodando la pelรญcula y que estaba con ๐๐๐ด๐ต ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป con una apariencia muy parecida a la de รฉl, ยกยกยกera cierto y lo veremos tambiรฉn interpretando a una variante del personaje ๐ฎ๐!!!
ยฟOS IMAGINรIS? Nunca pensรฉ que dirรญa esto sobre una pelรญcula de ๐ซ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ pero ahora sabiendo esto... QUร GANAS DE VERLA (SOLO POR ESO), DIOS ๐๐ป๐คฉ๐
(No soy partidaria de las fotos de ๐ง๐ผ๐บ fumando por lo de su pasado pero รฉsta era la mรกs adecuada para lo que estaba hablando ๐๐ป)
โ โ
41 notes
ยท
View notes
Know Your Place, Wade
Fun Fact #1: I sometimes collect toys that fall outside of Transformers & Lego.
Fun Fact #2: "Chelonaphobia" is a fear of turtles. In Shredder's case, it's less about fear for him and more like "the burning intensity of a million George Forman grills."
11 notes
ยท
View notes
no but does anyone have any intel on what the sitch is with deadpool's (possible lack of) scarring/skin issues in the ultimate spiderman cartoons??
like i've read on the Ultimate Spider-Man Animated Series Wikiโข that he comes equipped with all his usual deadpool-y regeneration powers and stuff, and that his base abilities are because of a genetic mutation and then got ''' " "accelerated"" " " when S.H.I.E.L.D. ran some experiments on him, but does he have the same mass-of-scars-lumpy-pizza-face-syndrome as other deadpool iterations?
just to be clear, i'm operating under the assumption that the usm cartoon version of wade never had cancer, and that his baseline regenerative abilities (before the S.H.I.E.L.D. experiments further advanced them) aren't cancer-based, either. which might mean there's no lumps or scarring ig?
then again since super-fast skin regeneration comes with its own set of problems (ea "skin cells multiply too quickly'' is the literal medical definition of psoriasis) he might still be dealing with other skin issues?
all thoughts & ideas welcome!
2 notes
ยท
View notes
I think walker should get to cameo in deadpool 3. as a treat.
5 notes
ยท
View notes
Top 5 superhero movies
The Avengers
2. Iron Man
3. Aquaman
4. X-Men: Days of Futures Past
5. Deadpool
Honourable Mentions:
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1
Black Panther
Thor Ragnarok
Captain Marvel!
5 notes
ยท
View notes
Today in, "Conservatives keep making me side with Disney"...
So, Gina Carano is suing Disney. And Elon Musk is paying for her lawyers. And they released the complaint document.
It's... a doozy.
I can't decide if her lawyers are not taking this seriously at all or if they are taking it super duper extra seriously.
Like, that's a real thing that a lawyer wrote.
As you know, judges are famous for enjoying levity in official court documents. I think in law school you are encouraged to add comedy bits. True facts.
Gina wants money for emotional damages. But she also wants to be rehired, which sounds like another funny comedy bit. They scrapped an entire show because of her nonsense.
Most are saying this will get thrown out with haste due to the fact that Gina wasn't actually fired. She had already done her contracted work. Disney decided not to hire her for any *new* work. So I guess she wants them to honor an imaginary contract that was in her head.
The entire document is just as ridiculous as the opening crawl. It starts out by listing Gina's show biz bona fides. Her myriad accomplishments in Hollywood were listed one by one in a section titled...
Well, I'm intrigued.
Let's take a look at this illustrious career, according to this document.
"Carano is the first-ever female star in mixed martial arts cage fighting to successfully transition to a career in movies, breaking down substantial barriers for women in the sport."
Off to an interesting start.
All the cage fighting gals can act in movies now and they all have Gina to thank for barrier busting.
"Carano received roles in Hollywood and independent film productions such as Haywire, Fast & Furious 6, Heist, Deadpool, Almost Human, Extraction, Daughter of the Wolf, and Madness in the Method."
I've heard of several of those things! And I think I almost remember her in Deadpool! Very impressive.
Oh wait, they're not done...
"On May 13, 2008, โGina Caranoโ was the fastest rising search
on Google and third most searched person on Yahoo! while being ranked no. 5 on Yahoo!โs โTop Ten Influential Women of 2008โ list."
In 2008 she was popular on Yahoo for a bit. Got it.
Has she won any awards?
"In 2012, Carano was the first recipient of the ActionFest Film
Festivalโs Chuck Norris Award for Best Female Action Star.
In 2017, Carano received the Artemis Action Warrior Award.
In 2019, Carano received The Rising Star award at Ischia
Film Festival."
Very prestigious. I'm sure Chuck Norris has a lovely basement where that ceremony was almost certainly held.
You know what, why don't we just skip to The Mandalorian?
"Although her character instantly became one of the most
recognized and popular characters in the series..."
Gina, no... that was the little green puppet.
You were the one who couldn't act very well but you made up for it by punching things good.
"Carano was again instrumental in the success of Season 2 of The Mandalorian."
Nope, still the puppet.
End of "accomplishments."
The next section is titled
For some reason they left out "bigoted" before speech. Weird.
In most of it, it legit sounds like they are making a case *against* her. They show that everyone at Disney and Lucasfilm tried very hard to give her chance after chance. They did everything but point blank tell her, "Either learn and relieve yourself of this ignorance or stop posting shit online."
She totally had the option to keep her shitty views to herself and shut the heck up for the duration and enjoy the money and success a Star Wars show can bring. It's like swatting away a lottery ticket.
I'm all for free speech. And if the government tried to arrest her for saying dumb shit, I'd be against that. But that freedom to speak does not mean there are never consequences. People are also free to not like what you have to say.
The entire last section of the document is just tweets that Gina screencapped. Like, her lawyers didn't even redo them so they had consistent formatting or pixel dimensions. They were literally just off Gina's phone.
She thought she was collecting receipts but it was mostly just her co-stars standing up for marginalized groups.
Based Pedro Pascal posted this...
And the document commented...
"Pascal was not disciplined, required to review documentaries on any of these topics or speak to individuals with contrary points of view, or pressured to apologize for any of his posts. His employment was not terminated, and Defendants made no public statements about his social media posts, much less refer to them as โabhorrent.โ"
Yes, why wasn't Pedro forced to listen to MAGA dipshits tell him why they hate his sister? Why wasn't he told to watch a Dinesh D'Souza documentary? Why wasn't he told to apologize for posting cool ass muppet memes?
The most telling part of the document for me... the part that really showed her ignorance... was when she compared one of her tweets to one of Carl Weathers'.
First, her infamous tweet comparing the holocaust to conservatives being moderated on social media for spreading misinformation...
And then Carl posted this in response to conservatives banning books...
And the document says...
"Even Caranoโs male co-star, the late Carl Weathers posted the
exact same message, but no action was taken against him. Nor was
Weathers accused by Defendants of denigrating people based on their cultural and religious identity."
THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE
THE. EXACT. SAME. MESSAGE.
123 notes
ยท
View notes
Hiii I love your work & Just genuinely Curious. If you got to make a Deadpool movie, Fox backing you up and all. What would it be like or about? Would it be an original story or adapt certain storylines like how Andrew & Tobey did with Spidey? Any specific actor in mind for Wade? Idk just again curious how a Sci made DP film would be
oouugh... my dream deadpool movie is honestly the first deadpool movie but with like. some changes. not even major changes. even ryan can stay. i can't really think of anyone i'd like to replace him โ i've always been kind of bad at fan casts - my imagined wade wilson is so specific, i don't think there are any actors that could come close, no sir. i think i'd do the origin - as is - i kind of like the flipping from present to past motif they have โย i'd probably keep more scenes they had in the script in the final film that they wound up cutting โย i've revolved it in my head, really, how i'd fix that first deadpool movie, and really - first, i'd keep this scene in:
and i'd shift the ending so that wade just... doesn't get the girl at the end. vanessa walks away. because he's become something else. and actually, a guy like deadpool shouldn't get the girl. he saves her, he saves the day, but actually โ becoming deadpool, and becoming so wantonly violent and you know, becoming the exact kind of killing machine he did not want to be โย
oy.
i feel like the film wanted to set up this theme that wade needs to be better than this. that he desires to be better. but when he becomes deadpool he spirals back into old violent habits because he deems himself unloveable and does everything in his power to make himself "loveable" (aka attractive) again for vanessa. but what he doesn't realise is that it's not his appearance that does that โย it's his actions.
so i think my perfect deadpool movie would be that first deadpool movie, but committing to the theme that actually, just because wade was dealt a shitty hand doesn't mean he has to be a monster. and that his violence isn't something funny or romantic. and that he can change. instead of us seeing this guy who clearly wanted to escape violence... being pushed back into violence and what's worse, being rewarded for it.
it's such a weird, twisted moral attached to the first deadpool movie and i'm constantly thinking about it. i remember the first time i read the leaked script, back in like, 2012, i said: "it's so good, but dear god i hope they change the ending." and they didn't. they just did not. and so when i first saw the deadpool movie i was so thrilled but. when the credits rolled i kind of audibly sighed too. because wade shouldn't get that ending. not yet. not until he does the work.
i also would've given vanessa her powers. or i would've at least teased her powers. i think having it be a surprise that wade didn't know is a delight. save it for the sequel, but tease it. or, honestly โย the original script kind of did tease it. like, it's very readable that vanessa could be a shapeshifter, in the original script. she's shapeshifter-coded.
i think i wouldn't do a deadpool movie without first doing it as an origin โย the set-up is so important. i don't have any sort of grand plotline i'd do with wade. maybe i'd love to write a cable and deadpool movie โย or an x-force movie โ god, i want an x-force movie so bad. but honest to god, there's not really any plotlines i'm eager to adapt for the big screen. wade wilson has decidedly less interesting villains and storylines than spider-man has, unfortunately. like, sorry. all his villains kind of are stupid. they've really tried to give him villains but, dear god. the best villain he's ever been up against is his ex-wife. and i don't know, i don't think i particularly want to see shiklah in the movies. i think i'd much rather see grounded, personal stories with wade โย ones that don't deal with monsters and supernatural beasts โย but, with other mutants, i guess.
if i were to pitch a new fresh deadpool movie in the existing deadpool franchise, save for an x-force movie, i'd love to see wade being recruited as an x-chaperone, and having to look after all these mutant kids but him being completely out of his depth throughout, and they drag him on some huge "world-ending-stakes" adventure but actually, the personal stakes stay very small, and it's almost a ferris buellers day off affair but with more spandex. these kids with their powers run amok and wade's trying to wrangle them but is also whisked away in all the fun of it and is actually worse than they are when it comes to staying well-behaved. they take over the macy's parade... maybe logan swoops in to yank wade by the ear... other x-men cameos abound. that's a deadpool movie i'd love to see. if i were to make a fresh one, that would be it. ferris bueller's day off, but with more spandex.
79 notes
ยท
View notes
Deadpool Corps (2012) Issue #4
------------------------------
submitted by @erythroniumsee
297 notes
ยท
View notes
Characters I will force marvel and DC to let me write for:
Ghost Spider aka Spider Gwen. I've read every single comic she's appeared in and have a really good grasp on what her comics are actually about. I'd like to do an ongoing, really explore her character growth beyond the commentary on earth 616 while still keeping true to the radioactive spider gwen roots. Go back to the interpersonal drama between her and her family and friends that made RSG so fun for me, maybe bring back Cindy Moon as a villain!
Deadpool. I have a semi detailed five issue miniseries outline already. It takes place between Deadpool 2012 and Deadpool 2015. Marvel call me
Jason Todd. Has anybody at DC read UTRH in the last 12 years? I'm not convinced they have. Give him an interesting solo, by God, and have him be as smart as he is!!!!
Characters I COULD write better than what marvel and DC are currently giving but I refuse to touch then with a ten foot pole:
Batman. Frankly I don't want to deal with the chaos that is his nightmare continuity.
Peter Parker. I deserve better
90 notes
ยท
View notes
As someone who wasn't watching many Marvel movies when I was younger it freaks me out thinking things like The Amazing Spider-Man and The Avengers came out the same year (2012). Like those are two completely different universes in my mind, I couldn't imagine experiencing them together.
Gwen Stacy's death and Bucky Barnes rebirth in 2014? Too many screams would be scrumpt. They were literally released a month apart.
Deadpool AND Civil War? You mean that little baby Peter Parker was introduced the same time you got Ryan Reynolds taking it up the ass?
It would just be crazy to be anticipating all this new content as it comes out over the years.
25 notes
ยท
View notes
Sorry About The Spider-Man Acronyms: A Guide for the anon @hawkogurl got, or anyone else who needs it. This is only a small selection of Spidey media, but it's the ones that are commonly referred to in shorthand like this.
Movies:
SM1, SM2, SM3: Spider-Man movies directed by Sam Raimi, starring Tobey Maguire.
TASM, TASM2: The Amazing Spider Man movies directed by Marc Webb, starring Andrew Garfield.
MCU: The Marvel Cinematic Universe.
ITSV, ATSV, BTSV: Into, Across, and Beyond The Spider-Verse animated movies.
TV shows:
TNAS: Spider-Man The New Animated Series (2003). People mostly forget this one exists.
TSSM: The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008). Sometimes written as SSM.
USM: Ultimate Spider-Man (2012).
MSM or MSM 2017: Marvel's Spider Man (2017).
Comic series titles:
ASM: The Amazing Spider-Man. Sometimes written as TASM.
SSM: The Spectacular Spider-Man. Sometimes written as TSSM.
WSM or WOSM: Web of Spider-Man.
SM/DP: Spider-Man/Deadpool.
USM: Ultimate Spider-Man.
SM2099: Spider-Man 2099. (Miguel's origin series.)
Frequently used comics universe numbers:
616: The main Marvel comics universe, including ASM, SSM, WSM, and virtually every mainline comic since the sixties.
1610: The "Ultimate" universe, including USM, launched in 2000 and closed in 2015. Miles Morales' home universe.
65 or Earth-65: Spider-Gwen's home universe.
MC2: An alt future universe where Peter's daughter is Spider-Girl.
6160: The... new alt future "Ultimate" universe just opened in 2024. I still don't know what's going on there.
Other random acronyms you'll see:
SM PS4/MSM, MSM2: the Marvel's Spider-Man games from Insomniac.
OMD: One More Day, the name for the 2007 story arc which broke up Peter & MJ's marriage, among other changes.
BND: Brand New Day, the comic arc immediately after OMD. OMD/BND are really two halves of the same whole, so you'll see people use them interchangeably.
KLH: The Kraven's Last Hunt storyline.
TCW: The Child Within storyline.
JMD: J. M. DeMatteis, a comic writer who did both Kraven's Last Hunt and The Child Within.
I hope this helps and, uh, good luck.
31 notes
ยท
View notes
hey i'm so sorry i know you've linked to it probably a million times but i can't find it: can i have the link to your hawkeye reading list pleaseee and thank you ๐ฅณ
Hi Hi!! Please never apologize for asking I have the most unorganized blog in all hawkeye accounts LMFAOOO so not being able to find recs in here is understandable
Im assuming you mean Clint, but just in case not I will add Kate's in at the end!
So First of course is this icon's first appearance in
Tales of Suspense #57 (1964) - (he also shows up a few more times in tales of suspense but obviously this is the most important one!)
The Avengers #16 (1965) is when he joins and becomes our favorite little Avenging Archer (forewarning he is a little shit here. His favroite pass time in the beginning is driving Steve up a wall. I personally find this dynamic very funny but some dont)
He is with the Avengers for a really long time. Like more than 150+ comics(he isn't Hawkeye the whole time though as he does have a little bit I believe that starts in Avengers #63-#98 where he is Goliath. He comes back to us as Hawkeye in Avenger #99)
Hawkeye (1983) is his first solo ever! It's a mini series but its one of my personal favroites!
West Coast Avengers (1984)- this is where we get to see him take lead in a brand new team in California!
The West Coast Avengers (1985)- this is just a contitnuation of the previous mentioned!
Solo Avengers (1987)- We find out more tea about Clint's life prior to avenging here
He stays with the West Coast Avengers for a hot minute before we get his second solo
Hawkeye (1994) he's reaaaaal tough guy big feelings in this one
then he shows up in Avengers again in 1995 (yeah I know but hey he is the avenging archer so that's where youre gonna find him the most) He even gets a new lil fit and everything (he looks like he belongs in a boyband and I love it)
Thunderbolts (1998) is where Clint shows up ( in 2001 I believe) and takes over the team! He essentially helps try to guide them into being a good hero team and if I remember correctly I think its either #74-#75 where he leaves the Thunderbolts (I can't remember exactly I'm sorry)
Hawkeye (2003)- a third solo!!! look at our little guy go!!!
Then he... well he dies LMFAOOO in Avengers (2004) and the Clint Barton you knew and love is about to change forever
The New Avengers #26 (2006) if i remember correctly and it's.. well it's a sad one and he isn't the lovely Hawkeye when he comes back either. This is where Clint becomes Ronin, which is a rather dark time for Clint.
Secret Invasion (2008) This is also sad im sorry LMFAOOO Clint's morals are tested often as Ronin
The New Avengers (2009) Again he is ronin here so if youre looking for Clint just as Hawkeye he isn't here but don't worry he is back as Hawkeye soon enough
New Avengers: The Reunion (2009) whooooo's he getting a reunon with ;)
Hawkeye & Mockingbird (2010) guess what, that's who he got a reunion with I LOVE THIS COMIC
Widowmaker (2010) is basically a continue on of ^ with Nat involved
Avengers: Solo (2011) CLINT!!!! AS!!! HAWKEYE!!! Doin Hawkeye shit
Hawkeye: Blindspot (2011) do you like family angst? Good. Here. Have the family angst.
There is an event going on around this time called Fear Itself that he is involved in and also he is in Secret Avengers (2012) starting #21 or #22 where he becomes the leader.
Hawkeye (2012) We all know and love this bad boy. You could fit so many tears into it.
Secret Avengers (2013) again??? yes again.
Secret Avengers (2014) haha yeah again
Hawkeye Vs Deadpool (2014) it's fun! it's cute! Wade makes me laugh and he has a soft spot for the Hawkeyes
All-New Hawkeye (2015) there is some retconning done here
I don't wanna talk about Civil War II (2016) it makes me really sad LMFAOOO but yes he is in it and it should be read because well.. he makes a BIGGGGGG choice here that I feel has def echoed in his characterization since and has caused lots of misleading beliefs about Clint
Occupy Avengers (2016) Woooooooh I like this one it's fun
Secret Empire (2017) He is in it if I remember correctly but I grouch about this whole concept because I thought it was stupid. It gives the same energy as "What if Superman was evil" and I'm sure as a DC fan you know how annoying that concept is.
Generations: Hawkeye(2017) This is soooo cute I love this one. Kate meets a younger Clint in it and they run around together
Tales of Suspense #101 (2018) This will never not make me laugh. Him and Bucky working together is always funny
He is also involved in Kate's Hawkeye run during this time but I've got that on her list
West Coast Avengers (2018) I liked this. I love when Kate and Clint work together and I liked seeing the nods to the original WCA
Hawkeye: Freefall (2020) crying puking throwing up it's so good and fun until it's not fun anymore
Black Widow (2020) Not my favroite run for Nat... feels like the tone is off but he is in it
Thunderbolts (2022) I liked this...would have been super cool if Marvel had kept it as a continuing run because I feel like it didn't get to finish it's story. I'm still sour about it.
NOW obviously this is not everything ever he has ever been in and I'm certainly not perfect enough to have read every. single. appearance. So please forgive me if I missed something important cause sometimes my brain is not so greeat with memory.
x Kate Reading List!
14 notes
ยท
View notes