#Death Cat Toys

[skygremlin]

He has such sopping wet cat energy I love him

#art #my art #a date with death #casper #doodles #pulled out ms paint for this for whatever reason after years of not using it #(i may have been influenced by the in game art program lol) #he's so cute I want to stick him in a microwave and squeeze him like a dog toy #ty to my partner for suggesting he seems like a sopping wet cat trying to be bigger than he is bc yeah he vibes with that

[clanborn]

feeling so normal about the implications if curlfeather is reedwhisker’s daughter

#in particular thinking about the bluestar family tree and the parallels #goosefeather and frostpaw being toys of starclan who are burdened with heavy responsibilities at a young age #frostpaw and bluestar firsthand witnessing the tragic death of their mother as a young child #bluestar dying to save her clan from the dogs. curlfeather dying to save her daughter from the dogs #bluestar losing her mind when a cat she trusts attempts a coup. in comparison to curlfeather who is the one who attempts her own coup at the #expense of the cats who trust her #this barely scratches the surface this whole family seems to have their own curse in a way similar to appledusk’s bloodline #even if this doesn’t end up canon i will still adopt this as my own headcanon i cant stop thinking about it #meowing.wav

[elapsed-spiral]

Personally I think the whole "oh, no I'm Blackbeard" and resulting shushing and smirk feels less like Ed slipping up and forgetting himself and more like a playfully calculated decision to casually tell Stede who he really is to see what his reaction is and that's very sexy of Ed to do that.

#Ofmd #Our flag means death #Ed ofmd #Very cat playing with its food stroke toy #Delayed reaction: perhaps not the best word for it #More you could read it as Ed being distracted/not giving anything his full focus eg forgetting what day it is etc #Or at least you could maybe read it that way were it not for the smirky shush #The smirky shush is defo Ed in play mode

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

I think Azula and Zuko should've fought on the Day of the Black Sun, just because it would be funny.

#Yes I know they have weapons #but for the sake of the plot let's say they didn't #and they're just straight up cat-fighting #punching scratching kicking yelling the whole nine-yards #aang and toph are kind of just standing there not sure what to do #sokka is standing there with understanding because he has a sister who he has fought bone and tooth for a toy he didn't even want #they still don't take down the firelord because they're too busy watching Zuko and Azula fighting to the death #azula #zuko #sokka #aang #toph #atla #avatar the last airbender

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

waking up means starting the day's long battle of fighting to stay conscious

#ough im so sleepy.... eepy even.... #i already slept so much but the couch is calling to me #'maybe a lil nap wouldnt hurt' < thats the demons talking #but honestly. what WOULD it hurt? its not like i have literally Anything going on in my life! #there is nothing i need to be awake for! #why shouldn't i doze. why shouldn't i.... #IM LOSING THE BATTLE #absolutely unprompted #i would like to scribble but im so tired... so sleepy... my eyelids are so heavy #just... just one little nap. an hour! or two. or five. lets go for a coma actually that sounds festive #a month long sleep should fix me (lie) #ill scribble some laughingstock later i prommy.... #awww wait tangent #my cat letti has started up a new game #where she shoves a toy under a shelf and then runs to the other side to try and fish it out from underneath #and then she shoves it back under rinse and repeat #she's so enthusiastic about it... practically throwing herself around as she bats the toy back and forth #oh nope she got it out and now she's tossing it around & playing cat soccer with it <3 #and i am going to go Nap. ive lost the battle <3 im waving a white flag <3 i surrender to diet death

[emmafaeru]

this is absolutely one hundred percent an otherside picnic blog now btw

#otherside picnic #what if we were two girls and we had the closest relationship in the world 😳😳 #what if we were practical and thematical compliments to each other so that one could not work without the other #what if we went through unimaginable horrors and came out clutching onto each other as the last anchor in our world #WHAT IF I WAS TRAPPED IN INTERSTITIAL SPACE AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD GET BACK TO YOU WAS TO SEE THE EXTENT OF YOUR LOVE FOR ME #WHAT IF WERE LESBIANS DRIVING AN AP-1 HUH #what if our sanity was a toy we could play with like a cats cradle and you wove mine back up for me again #what if you accompanied me into fear itself and pulled me back out again #what if you picked out an outfit for me in the magoiya of all places and told me I looked cute in it #what if I was like ophelia in a field and you were a hand reaching down to me #what if the world itself was fraying at the seams and you held my hand and we stepped through #what then huh. what then. #what happens. what happens when we’re two girls in a world like no other and we’re accomplices #(the closest relationship in the world) #and we rely on each other and fight for each other and cry for each other #I have so many thoughts about otherside picnic #gay ass bitches #what if I was running from the things in my past and fell into a field through a door and you laughed and helped me up #what if we had a fight and i came running after you into death itself #what if we got drunk on a beach in the middle of the otherside and watched the ocean #what if. what if. what if.

[magicalshopping]

♡ Grim Reaper Kitty Plush ♡

#cute #kawaii #halloween #cat #kitty #plushcore #toycore #kidcore #plushie #plushy #stuffed animal #grim reaper #death #scythe #plush toy #fashion blog #shopping blog #amazon #under 20 #affiliate #affiliate links

[moonlit-mask]

Everyone say hello to Bluestar, the cat who lived for 100 real-world years before I decided to just kill him manually

#clangen #warrior cats #timberclan #bluestar timberclan #he went to the dark forest btw. for toying with the forces of life and death to achieve immortality.

[laceratedlamiaceae]

AU where Izzy has a laser pointer and uses it to entertain Ed whenever he gets bored. this solves literally all their problems

#maybe one of those felt toys with catnip in it too #imagining ed as a literal cat makes him less annoying to me #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #edward teach #blackhands #(if you want it to be) #shitpost

[redstainedsocks]

Asking in the sweetest, babiest, most excited voice if he's going to do a murder. If he's going to do an atrocity. To become a killing machine.

#the answer is yes #he really did kill death and murder that mouse toy #this is about my cat #not whump

[dolphelecat]

I found my late cat's toy chest!!

I made this for Blitzen as a Christmas present one year. He loved to play with bread ties, and he loved to play with red pencils. ONLY red pencils. Yes, I'm aware cats aren't supposed to be able to see red, but we experimented. He only played with red pencils. I also made him that string with beads as a toy, which I'm now aware was probably dangerous for a kitty. I was 9. Luckily, my mom didn't let him play with that.

I miss Blitzen so much.

#cat #cats #cat toy #cat toys #personal #christmas #christmas present #christmas cat #kitties #kitty #kitten #blizen #memory #grief #pet #pet death #cat death #orange cat

[enemy-to-the-state]

i love you linus. i’ll miss you

#linus #animal death #cat #he’s def over that rainbow bridge tho #playing with the wire toy and #terrorizing mice

[zippityzap]

Luna has two modes: sleepy time and murder everything

#cat #pictures cannot communicate how hyper she gets during playtime #pouncing and climbing on everything‚ wrestling with the toys like it’s a fight between life and death

[citrus-sours]

If your a dog owner who brags about how your dog would kill a cat in an instant, maybe go fucking off yourself and give the dog to someone who can actually handle it.

#we had someone move in next to us with his dog #and we have a few outside cats (not really our cats or else they would be inside. but we feed them and pet them every day) and his dog got- #out and killed one of the cats. her name was pepper. and i was fucking FUMING #like Pepper was a fat elderly cat. she was sitting on HER proch where she sits everyday and has for years. and here comes this ja koff. #she had no where to go. she couldnt run anymore becuase her age. and he just. let the dog get her. breaks my heart. #like im fr crying thinking about how scared she must have been... #but like. please handle your animals and dont fucking let them treat someone elses pet like a chew toy #also no hate to the dog its not like he could help being a dog. not his fault his owner lets him do this shit #animal death #tw animal death #vent?

[evilwriter37]

Alley was guarding my door last night.

#cats #my cat #alley cat #she then dragged her Death Star toy into my room and fell asleep with it #it was so cute

[toytulini]

standing in the shadows going pspspspspspssp to ofmd fans, trying to lure you into black sails if you havent watched it yet

#toy txt post #JOKING. KIND OF. THEYRE BOTH GOOD #that said. the tone in black sails is much heavier and theres a lot more gore and blood and death #but ALSO anne bonny is there. also come please come watch #silver and flint interact theyre so funny theyre so. much #losing my mind about that show constantly #also also also black sails calico jack is. the best i love him so much. little bastard cat of a man #just. idk look up cws on imbd parents guide or doesthedogdie for black sails probably.