Claire: You know you can die from that, right?
Jessica, being beaten in alley: We know.
Danny, getting shot: That’s the point.
Matt, getting stabbed: We’re trying to speed this up.
Luke, eating raw cookie dough: [nods]
Tagged as thoroughly as possible for completely understandable levels of Just Can’t Even. But inflicting our pain on fictional characters is a known coping mechanism, and Lock Down Fest is totally a thing, so …
Danny: Bouncing off the walls by day 2. Enough energy for 12 people. Videochats with his friends constantly. Comes up with excuses to go out patrolling even though there’s not much crime happening and then gets scolded by Colleen. Turns Rand’s entire production capacity to making necessary medical equipment.
Colleen: Very conscientious about personal hygiene. Sews a bunch of masks even though she’s not good at sewing. Volunteers at the food bank.
Ward: Sleeps 12 hours a day. Teleconferences in a perfectly put together suit and tie while not wearing pants. Complains about Danny repurposing the Rand company which means HE now has to deal with complaints from vendors and suppliers, then turns around and spends most of his personal fortune on equipment and PPE to donate.
Misty, Claire: Essential personnel. :( Their friends take good care of them and bring them food.
Jessica: Out helping people all the time. Insists she’s immune because of superpowers and the disinfecting properties of alcohol. Malcolm glares at her in the hall a lot and keeps leaving masks outside her door.
daredevil: mysterious, protector of hell’s kitchen, will fight even after he physically should not, Cool
matt murdock: disaster soft boi, sad, catholic guilt™️, thinks he has no friends, An Actual Nerd
Happy 32 Birthday to Finn Jones.
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