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#Derizia CATS
madamtrashbat · 3 years
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Calicary: Dating Derizia is going very well, I love her very much.
Calicary: So a few months ago, she was like, "It's going well, so now I should meet your parents."
Calicary: Because that's what cats do when a relationship is going well: they meet each other's parents. And I've never understood that.
Calicary: I've never been with my girlfriend and thought, like, "Aw, honey, tonight is going great. But do you know what would make it perfect?"
Calicary: RUM TUM TUGGER AND MR. MISTOFFELEES.
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