#Dick: i hate this family *proceeds to fight Cass and Jason over safe net practices*

[danny-chase]

You know, Jason and Tim both being Flying Grayson fanboys is so sweet.

Like I imagine Duke settling into the manor and looking up at all the trapeze equipment and Damian's like "Oh that, father bought that for Richard, but I've never seen him use it" and Tim just sprints at full speed over like "wHAt dO yOu mEaN yOU'vE nEvER sEeN dIcK uSE iT yOu'Ve sEEn tHE fLyINg GrAYsoNs, rIGhT???" and two days later they've binged every youtube video in existence of their performances

#damian would 100% critique Dick's style #Duke would try to recreate the performances and like knock out one of Tim's teeth or something #Jason walks in halfway through and is pissed he wasn't invited #Cass watches for like an hour and has all the moves memorized and goes and tries them out with Duke #and neither of them break anything together #Dick comes back and is like wtf why did no one sleep while i was gone #and why is jason trying to do a quadruple backflip- JASON NOOOO #tim: JASON YES!!! #Jason: *falls into the net at an angle where he nearly breaks his neck* #Duke: do it again i wasn't watching #Damian: next time try it without the net #Cass: *starts taking the net down as she nods vigorously at the suggestion* #Damian: *i didn't actually mean it but now it's too late* #Dick: i hate this family *proceeds to fight Cass and Jason over safe net practices* #look in my heart we deserve a scene where Dick teaches his siblings trapeze skills because god damn #i read that red hood annual where Jason is like 😮 as a child and I'm like please oh please dc let Dick have taught him how to fly #it would be amazing #batfam #batfamily