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sunny2ply · 6 months
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Azul and his needy tweels
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raezee · 1 year
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I live for an unhinged Sebek not gonna lie
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die-remastered · 1 year
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I don’t know why this is so popular in the fandom but I keep seeing twisted wonderland characters getting turned into children concepts and I wanted to propose this one.
What if Yuu got turned into a child and they don’t remember being in Twisted Wonderland but they remember all of the beloved Disney characters from their childhood.
Like they go to Malleus and are like “Maleficent?” and Malleus is just there like why does child child of man know my grandmother’s name???
Like I imagine Jamil getting compared to Jafar and he’s just like so taken aback but it’s also like a big compliment cause someone sees his worth.
Or like Yuu being afraid of Vargas cause oh no it’s Gaston?!??
And Crowley and Grim would be like oh what marvelous person will you compare me to and then they’re just like “BIRD” and “KITTIE”
Also I’m sure someone has done this but I haven’t seen it so I apologize I’ve someone has posted something similar to this!!
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incorrectneverland · 3 months
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Jafar: Couldn't help but notice you have a type...
Hook: Nonsense.
Jafar: typically 30 to late 20s intelligent women and the dumbest noble men you've ever met.
Hook: .....*frustrated sigh *
Jafar: you have a type.
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ouadisneyblog · 10 months
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Disney Princesses' Age/Zodiac Sign/Height
(HEAD CANNON)
Snow White
Age: 25
Zodiac Sign: ♉️ Taurus
Height: 1,60
Cinderella
Age: 23
Zodiac Sign: ♍️ Virgo
Height: 1,69
Aurora
Age: 23
Zodiac Sign: ♌️ Leo
Height: 1,72
Ariel
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♐️ Sagittarius
Height: 1,70
Belle
Age: 22
Zodiac Sign: ♋️ Cancer
Height: 1,65
Jasmine
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♏️ Scorpio
Height: 1,63
Pocahontas
Age: 22
Zodiac Sign: ♒️ Aquarius
Height: 1,91
Mulan
Age: 21
Zodiac Sign: ♊️ Gemini
Height: 1,74
Tiana
Age: 23
Zodiac Sign: ♑️ Capricorn
Height: 1,69
Rapunzel
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♎️ Libra
Height: 1,75
Merida
Age: 19
Zodiac Sign: ♐️ Sagittarius
Height: 1,58
Elsa
Age: 24
Zodiac Sign: ♏️ Scorpio
Height: 1,79
Anna
Age: 19
Zodiac Sign: ♊️ Gemini
Height: 1,63
Moana
Age: 18
Zodiac Sign: ♓️ Pisces
Height: 1,68
Raya
Age: 21
Zodiac Sign: ♈️ Aries
Height: 1,74
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zenmom · 4 months
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dangelqueentmnt16 · 25 days
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Tummi Gummi re-design in the way I see him! 🥰
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Tummi gummi 17-18 years old (Head cannons) tummi keeps a sketch pad/journal to write and draw his feelings. He's not an artist like Gusto, but sketching a bird, bee, or boats from time to time helps him clear his mind. Especially when gruffi pushes his buttons! He enjoys music too, but dosnt know how to play, he wishes he could but who would teach him? Tummi also worries about his future, especially in finding a loving partner! The other gummis aren't on his radar romantically, there all like siblings and overall family so why would he see them as possible mates?! But in all Tummi is quite and soft spoken, he just keeps to himself most times and keeps quite to prevent any possible arguments, with any of the other gummis! Tummi has met there strong apionions to many time's to count, and to say the least they were hurtful and restricting...
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Parenthood- C. Sturniolo
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pairing: Mom!reader x Dad!Chris
classification: SFW & NSFW head cannons
inspiration: request
warnings: some 18+ content, use of y/n, established relationship, I didn’t name the children but Chris has 2 sons in this 👍🏻
summary: head cannons of Dad!Chris.
Parenthood- M. Sturniolo (Matt’s Version)
☆SFW
Fatherhood is something that scared Chris beyond belief, but when you broke the news to him he couldn’t contain his excitement. When your son was born, he fell in love immediately, and you both learned to navigate being parents. Then, when you were blessed with a second son, he was even happier.
☆ Chris cherishes every single memory, he’s really sappy about it all. He has a box full of pictures, baby socks, the wristbands from the hospital, everything.
☆ “Chris, some of this is trash,” you chuckle, filtering through the endless trinkets that all seemed to hold significance to him.
☆ “Our son’s first pair of socks isn’t trash, Y/n!” he snatches the box away from you, carefully placing everything back in.
☆ “Okay, but this dirty napkin?”
☆ “I wiped my tears with that. THANK YOU,” he snatches it from you, his sassy demeanor making you laugh.
☆ Chris loves spoiling his son, whether it be with toys and games, or with summer trips.
☆ He goes all out too, splurging on trips to Disney or to elaborate water parks, making sure to book the hotel and everything.
☆ “Babe, he’s 3. He won’t even remember this,” you chuckle, dragging luggage’s behind you.
☆ “Yes you will. Right, son?” Chris coos, bouncing the baby in his arms and blowing a raspberry into his neck. The baby giggles, the sound being music to Chris’s ears.
☆ The whole week it’s just you and Chris going on all the kiddy rides, snapping pictures of your son, and passing out back at the hotel.
☆ When you find out you’re pregnant with your second son, Chris does everything in his power to make your firstborn’s last months as an only child special.
☆ He takes him to the park, cuddles him to sleep every night, and showers that boy in so much love.
☆ Even though Chris is extremely high energy, being a working dad of two is very tiring.
☆ So, when the kids get older, he starts feeling comfortable taking ‘dad naps’ in random spots around the house.
☆ “Chris, babe, can you help me in here really quick?” you’re balancing a fussy baby on your hip, the other hand stirring whatever’s on the stove.
☆ You peer your head outside to see Chris knocked out on the hanging lounge chair. His chin rests on his chest, mouth open and arms crossed as small snores fall past his lips.
☆ Your oldest son holds a long piece of grass, tickling Chris’s nose with it. Your son whispers eerily,“Wake up daaaad. Wake uppppp.” You can’t help but giggle at the sight.
☆ Chris has successfully managed to cement his legacy as the ‘cool dad,’ or at least he thinks he has.
☆ He loves wearing funky graphic t-shirts when he’s chaperoning the kids, “I was young once too. I was the shit back then, kid.”
☆ Your oldest son just rolls his eyes playfully, but in reality he really looks up to Chris.
☆ Your youngest son loves dressing up like his dad, wearing his oversized t-shirts and beanies so big they fall past his eyes.
☆ “Look mom, I look like daddy!” he exclaims, accidentally tripping on the shirt as he runs towards you.
☆ Other times, Chris will throw on some sunglasses and try acting mysterious.
☆ The mysterious act doesn’t last long though, especially not when your youngest son cuddles up next to him for his afternoon nap or when your oldest starts asking for snack money.
☆ At family parties, Chris goes all out. He’s buying a bouncy house, cooking the burgers, renting an ice cream truck, and inviting all of his family.
☆ He loves playing games with his kids, usually forming teams and challenging them, “Alright me and Matt verses you two. Losers have to jump into the pool with their clothes on.”
☆ “Okay, but uncle Nick has to be on our team,” your oldest replies, fully confident in his ability to win his dad.
☆ Nick is then recruited, and surprisingly isn’t needed because your sons are completely obliterating Chris’s team.
☆ Chris isn’t a sore loser, it’s a trait he never wants to subconsciously pass down to his kids, so he’s jumping into the pool fully clothed as his kids watch in a fit of giggles.
☆ Laundry day is easily Chris’s most hated day, especially with two messy children.
☆ He’ll ‘help’ you fold clothes, which really means that he’s toying with the same shirt and flicking through Netflix.
☆ When the kids are asleep, you and Chris will treat yourself to some takeout because that’s the only time you can order food that the kids don’t usually like.
☆ You two are like little rats, hiding in the pantry munching before the kids hear you and wake up.
☆ One small creak and you’re both frantically hiding the food. “THEY’RE COMING!” he whisper shouts, but when no one opens the door you both fall into a fit of laughter at the dramatics.
☆ As your firstborn son gets older, he starts becoming snappy and somewhat rude, as teenagers often do.
☆ And although Chris doesn’t like reprimanding his kids for the smallest things, he can be stern when it’s necessary.
☆ “Watch your fucking mouth, kid. I don’t want to hear shit like that from you again. Go to bed,” your son is hanging his head down and trudging to his room.
☆ “Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?” you whisper, holding onto Chris’s arm gently.
☆ “My kids aren’t gonna be disrespectful, especially not to their momma,” he replies, but when he hears your son sniffling in his room the guilt begins chipping away at him.
☆ It doesn’t take Chris long after that to enter your sons room and engulf him in a hug, scolding him in a much softer manner that informs your son that what he did was still wrong, but also that Chris still loves him.
☆ Baseball, basketball, soccer, lacrosse, hockey, football; your sons are doing it all.
☆ Chris is in the stands, cheering so loud that his voice is hoarse by the end of the game. Even when his kid’s team doesn’t win, he’s still so incredibly proud of their performance.
☆ Chris reps the jerseys, attends the practices, and coaches his sons even when they’re at home, “Widen up your stance then throw!”
☆ Whenever there’s an opportunity to make his boys laugh, Chris is taking it.
☆ He picks them up from school wearing big, fake teeth while playing silly songs on the stereo.
☆ Your sons are never embarrassed, they just hold their sides and laugh uncontrollably, “Dad I’m gonna pee, stop!”
☆ He doesn’t spoil his kids, but he definitely buys them an unnecessary amount of things. It’s mostly harmless stuff like toys, games, and sugary snacks.
☆ “They don’t need any more toys, Chris,” you scold, struggling to make space for all of it.
☆ “We don’t need anything, Y/n,” he replies, his inner child going crazy.
☆NSFW
As parents, it can be hard for you and Chris to make time for each other. Your schedules are packed with school, practices, work, and the few free moments in between are used for household chores. But Chris always makes time for you no matter what.
☆ For the most part, you have to be sneaky. During birthday parties or family events, you take advantage of how distracted your kids are and sneak away into an empty room like teenagers.
☆ Your adrenaline is pumping, clumsy fingers undoing his belt as he kisses you feverishly.
☆ “We have to be quick,” you whisper, watching hungrily as he lines himself up with your entrance.
☆ He doesn’t respond, knees wobbling and his animalistic grunts filling the room as he pumps into you quickly.
☆ Chris doesn’t last long, which is slightly embarrassing, but the times you guys have sex are so few and far between that you can’t blame him.
☆ “Sorry,” he whimpers, pulling out and collapsing next to you. “Don’t be sorry,” you smirk, straddling his hips and getting yourself off as he becomes an overstimulated mess.
☆ On date night Chris books a night at a nearby hotel, dropping the kids off with his parents and telling you to get all dolled up.
☆ He dresses up too, meeting you at the hotel bar and flirting with you like it’s his first time meeting you.
☆ “Hey beautiful, come around here often?”
☆ You play along, the butterflies swarming in your stomach despite sharing an entire life with this man, “I do. Never seen a man as handsome as you here before, though.”
☆ A few champagne glasses later, you’re both giddily walking back to the hotel room and making love under the soft lamp light.
☆ Some random mornings, he wakes up fully bricked and no matter how hard he tries to will the erection away it just won’t subside.
☆ “Y/n, baby, are you awake?” he murmurs, pressing soft, sloppy kisses on your exposed shoulders.
☆ You stir awake, a soft yawn escaping your lips as you reply, “I’m awake.”
☆ He pulls you in closer, his erection pressing against the back of your thigh.
☆ “Need some help there?” you chuckle, immediately understanding his intentions. He hums in response, letting you take over as he watches in a lazy haze.
☆ “So beautiful,” he moans, hands caressing and massaging every inch of your body. You can’t help but blush, hiding yourself in the crook of his neck.
☆ “Look at me,” he instructs, he doesn’t want to miss out on a single thing.
☆ “I’m the luckiest guy in the world,” his lips are latched to yours, an overwhelming feeling of love overtaking him as he blows his load inside of you.
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A/n: meow 😋 dad Chris anyone? 🎤
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xasthurz · 1 year
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hii!! I’m so sorry I left for so long, I’ve been dealing with some personal issues but now I’m sick so since I have some free time, I’ve decided to start writing again!
Mainly based towards an F! Reader but also slightly based towards to M! Readers.
Ghost/König Cuddling Head-cannons!
( not proof-read )
Ghost.
This man will be so protective of you while cuddling, he always prefers to be the big spoon so he can properly protect you.
His favorite cuddling position is when your head is laying on his bicep with your face nuzzled into his neck and your leg stretching across his waist, his free hand will be on the leg holding you close and the other hand will be holding you close.
If you move to try and get up without telling him what your doing first he’ll wrap his arms around you to prevent you from moving.
When he’s the big spoon his fingers will always be intertwined with your hair, pressing his nose against your head, taking in scent of your shampoo.
He definitely acts like he hates watching Disney movies with you but secretly enjoys cuddling and watching them, which is why he always gives in when you say you want to watch a Disney movie.
Slight NSFW ahead!!
He probably enjoys cock-warning with you, he loves having his cock nuzzled deep inside you as he lays his head on your collarbone while on top of you.
Will always leave marks on your neck and collarbones while cuddling, enjoys seeing them on you as you walk around.
While his cock is nestled inside you he might do small thrusts to hear your small whimpers.
Most of the time you’ll wake up with his hand on one of your breasts or neck, as you move, he’ll squeeze gently.
Will whisper sweet praises into your ear while he’s positioned on top of you and loves moving his hands up and down your sides occasionally giving your waist a small squeeze. Rolling up your shirt to place small kisses on your stomach and your breasts.
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König.
König is always so gentle with you, holding you like your a porcelain doll. Since he’s so tall his entire body encloses on yours, making you feel all warm and comfortable.
Always will have his legs intertwined with yours with his arms wrapped around your waist, your face nuzzled up into his neck. Your hands grazing over his toned and scarred body, placing gentle kissed to his bare neck and shoulders.
I feel like he talks in his sleep, like not much but slight mumbles. The only coherent one you could ever hear was “Ich liebe dich Y/N..” which had your heart melting, he would tug you closer after saying it too. You feel like if you ever confronted him about it he would become a blushing mess.
Enjoys rubbing small circles into your hips and loves to give you massages to help you fall asleep in his arms faster.
König definitely moves a lot in his sleep, sometimes making you wake up and when he realizes he woke you up he’ll apologize profusely. “I’m so sorry, meine liebe.”
Slight NSFW ahead!!
Loves keeping his hands between your thighs, every time his fingers accidentally make contact with your clothed clit you whimper slightly.
Also a big fan of cock-warming, he enjoys having your walls wrapped around his cock keeping him warm.
When he lays on top of you, he’ll rest his head on your stomach with his legs dangling slightly off the bed. Will Kiss your inner and outer thighs lazily as he falls asleep.
You enjoy playing with his hair and you can tell he enjoys it also as he lets out soft groans from how good your hands feel rubbing against his scalp.
Loves the smell of you, it may sound weird but when cuddling you he enjoys taking in the scent of your perfume, it relaxes him instantly making him fall asleep.
I Hope you enjoyed this, I worked really hard on this and I’ve been trying to get back into posting so the next post might be a prompt list!
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tarotomorrows · 3 months
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What do you mean there was only 3 musketeers??? Obviously there was a 4th?? Right guys? [I’m sticking to this delusion no one can stop me]
So heres my take on Oswald if he had stayed in Disney’s possession and was updated like the rest of the cast. I used marker and color pencil for the one drawing of him. I also head cannon that he’s mute and uses exaggerated expressions/gestures and sign language to get his point across.
Also Ortensia would play as Minnie’s royal cousin from another kingdom who often visits to hang out with Minnie and Daisy but also too escape the pressure of marriage at home and constantly being bombarded with suitors from different kingdoms.
I mean in the end we all know who she’d end up with but come on let’s spice it up a little lol
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seaslugfanclub · 17 days
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What is readers reputation amongst the heroes in the disney park?
(Y/N) Interactions with Disney Heroes
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The whole point about the “good guys” is that’s what they are, all the Disney protagonists are genuinely nice characters
Sure most of the characters are more so acquaintances with (Y/N), but the rare times our park attendant supervises them it’s always pleasant
Many hero’s are happy someone else is dealing with their villains that’s not them.
Some characters are actually good friends with (Y/N)
I’ve previously stated before, Robin Hood and (Y/N) love to hang out with each other, I head-cannon (Y/N) organizing a “fox only club” where they get all the Disney foxes together to hang out
Imagine Robin Hood, Nick Wilde, and Honest John all playing cards together (they’re all cheating)
(Y/N) has had to babysit Pinocchio a few times
Imagine the Villains walking into the common room and seeing (Y/N) making Pinocchio a grilled cheese
Villains: The fuck is that?
*(Y/N) cutting the crust off Pinocchios sandwich*: it’s a baby
Villains: I know it’s a baby- the hell is it doing here!?
(Y/N) has a harder time getting along with the princesses. More so a conflict of personality’s
I mean, why would (Y/N) be friends with a bunch of teenagers?
Aurora’s chill though, (Y/N) enjoys her quiet personality
(Y/N) is also super gentle with Snow White, many people forget the girls only 14.
The only hero (Y/N) truly has any beef with is Peter Pan, that child’s a menace
Especially after seeing how cruel he is to Hook, some of that resentment rubbed off on (Y/N)
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*Prince Naveen, talking about Tianna*: She’s not just my girlfriend, she’s my best friend
(Y/N): Oh my— *Gagging*
Geppetto: What did (Y/N) get you?
Pinocchio: A knife!
Geppetto: NO—
Robin Hood: Hello there (Y/N)! It’s so nice to be here at Disney!
(Y/N): I want you
Robin Hood:.. what?
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meyobe · 10 months
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Random head cannon pt 5
Mammon is the type to say “ did you see what I sent you” as soon as he hit send.(even when he’s in the same room)
Asmo is the type to give his brothers little self care baskets when life gets hectic.
Levi is the type to hide behind you or his brothers when he’s embarrassed.
Beel is the type to see how many of his brothers he can bench press at once.
Satan is the type to tell you the true stories of Disney movies (I.E the true meaning behind sleeping beauty)
Belphie is the type to see your text and answer you days later.
Lucifer is the type to smack your hand if your elbows are on the table.
Asmo is the type to randomly rearrange his room at 12am
Levi is the type to have his accounts on private with no PFP, no posts, and only highlights.
Mammon is the type to make fake accounts and send people their address if they say negative thing about his family on social media.
Lucifer is the type to go to each room and make sure his brothers are safe.
Beel is the type to say something if he overhears someone say they don’t like his brothers. ( they think it’s him being threatening, but he rlly just wants to know why)
Satan is the type to look out for his brothers when they decide to play rough ( he’s the referee and make sure it’s clean and fair fight. That is till Lucifer shuts it down)
Belphie is the type to make sure all his brothers gets some sleep. Talking about you Levi and Lucifer. (He’ll plop himself over him until they both fall asleep)
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ashensgrotto · 6 months
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Weren't You Aware, Angelfish?
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Characters: Yandere!Azul x GN! Reader
Summary: You think it's a game, but it's much more than that…
Word Count: 3k
Author's Notes: A little background on this one; I actually really got into the Octavinelle Trio when the Little Mermaid event (which ran during third week of May in 2023) was going on following the live action film being released in theaters. At the time, I was also about midway through the "Merchant of the Depths" and was laughing at myself for the irony of participating in an event that matched the story I was reading. And I even received Azul’s SSR dorm card in the mirror summoning as well. 
Either way, I had come across a few head cannons and short stories of if the characters were actually aware of themselves being in a game and thought I'd take my own spin on it with Azul (I know there's a lot of these ones for this character - but you have to admit, the guy's got style).
Warnings: Obsession/manipulative behaviors, some bullying elements, self-aware
***This one is a softer Yandere than what I've done recently***
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"Oh, hey guys."
Azul blinked in surprise as a pair of (e/c) eyes peered out at him and the twins from under strands of (h/c).
It was the Ramshackle dorm prefect - and yet it wasn't.
Azul knew that he, among many others, were mere characters in a game called "Twisted Wonderland" - a battle simulation game that followed the stories of seven famous villains from a strange land called "Disney." The main character of the game was a character by the name of "Yuu," but each player had selected to choose a different name for their character depending upon their preferences and personalities - though Azul could never be certain if it was their real name or not.
This one just happened to go by the name (Y/C).
(Y/C) had appeared before them around a month ago, Azul had remembered a droning voice on speakers as the player before them shifted on a seat of metal, thier eyes looking towards the screen then away again before they closed the game. The other characters had been confused by it - usually a player would stay for a bit and work on the stories or do lessons when they first started. (Y/C), however, was shifty and nervous - they reminded Azul of a mouse that scuttled across the floors of the Ramshackle dorm, constantly stopping and looking around before continuing on its way. 
However, as things progressed, Azul quickly learned that (Y/C) was indeed a diligent player. 
He would hear them laugh at Ace and Deuce’s antics, mumble under their breath when they knew something was going to happen, and gap at each of the overblots as they happened. Azul quickly became interested in the player, moving to the front scenes as his turn to take the spotlight appeared. As they worked through his story, he found them to be… well, quite like him. They were crafty and cunning, all smiles and false confidence - a show they put on when they weren't alone. People fell for their charms like prey to an angular fish, their bright light luring them in until they snapped them up as per their job required. However, they struck good bargains with them - something that Azul had… never invested in.
Now, there was a special event that he and the tweels would be a part of - a special event for a revised film inspired by the life of the Great Sea Witch.
Azul looked on as (Y/C) shifted through the cards in thier possession, having selected Floyd first. They had received his dorm card about two weeks prior to the event, their excitement to raise its stats apparent in the forefront of thier mind. They filled the class, selecting Jade’s ceremonial robes card as well as Azul’s ceremonial robes card along with Cater and Rook's dorm uniform cards before heading into the class with Floyd with Azul watching on in curiosity.
"Something on your mind, Azul?" Jade asked him from his doorway, "You seemed to be watching our magicless prefect a bit more than normal."
Azul regarded his vicewarden with an arched brow, "Jade, I have no idea what you are talking about."
Jade smiled, his teeth peering out from behind his lips, “Azul, forgive me, but if I didn’t know any better… I’d say you were jealous.”
“Jealous?” Azul scoffed with a wave of his hand, “Who said anything of the sort?”
Jade crossed an arm around his middle as his other arm rested on top, his forefinger and thumb stroking his chin in thought, “Not that it makes any difference, but I’ve noticed you’ve been keeping quite a close eye on our player - quite the character, are they not?”
Azul shrugged, “I suppose so…”
“I bet you haven’t given a thought to knowing them outside of the game, though.”
Azul turned at the comment, his sea green eyes glowing with mischief as a tell-tale smile formed across his lips, “My dear Jade, have you and Floyd been up to something?”
Jade smiled in agreement, “Of course we have… would you like to hear?”
“I would indeed. Tell me what you know.”
Jade uncrossed his arms and folded his hands into his pockets, “Our player has only been playing for about a month, as you know well - and has obviously cleared three books of our game within that time frame. They like a good gamble here and there, but they understand when there’s a time for fun and a time for work - something you should learn in my opinion.”
“Yes, yes,” Azul waved his hand, “Whom is their current favorite?”
“It varies from day to day - though (Y/C)’s profile indicates that it is currently Malleus Draconia,” Jade answered, “However, based on their world… they do have a fascination for sea creatures.”
Azul frowned, “Their world?”
Jade nodded, “Every so often we’re given a glimpse of the player’s real world - their reality. (Y/C) currently lives with an ailing father and a mother that is trying to hold everything together. They’re a full time student in what they call ‘high school’ and works at a family restaurant part time as a waitress. They like spending time on social media, reading when not with us, and does a bit of sewing from my understanding.”
Azul rubbed his chin in thought, “Do they… play other games?”
“Several - (Y/C) has a very high social media presence and has been gaining followers over the course of several years, speciallizing in strategic battle games and, apparently, even romance games,” Jade answered, “However… (Y/C)’s very shy and keeps to themselves quite a bit. From my understanding, they’re not exactly… well-liked by the other students at the school they attend. (Y/C) often eats alone and prefers the company of fictional characters or those online to those in their world.”
“Not well-liked? (Y/C)’s well-liked here!” Azul answered in confusion.
“Perhaps, but we all eventually become attached to our player - they’re the star of their own story here, after all,” Jade agreed, “And (Y/C)’s practically the same in their world - kind, supporting, caring… but is an outcast.”
“Care to explain why?”
Jade shakes his head, “I wish I could tell you, Azul - but even I am not certain why that is.”
Azul squeezed his lips in thought before turning to Jade, “Is there a way we can dig into more about our player?”
“There might be something within the profile, but a chance at looking into the outside world? That is a one in a million chance of happening. I was given a glance when (Y/C) was using me for a battle - but it was very short. The rest of the information I gathered was from other characters - specifically Cater who has been with them the longest. You know how he will speak for a chance at gaining more followers.”
Azul chuckled with a smile, “Excellent work, Jade. For the time being, I’d like to find out as much as you can about our player - Floyd, if he’s in the mood, will probably want to know more about ‘shrimpy’ as well, get him in on the search too. Though, I suppose we can only do what we can for right now…”
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In the days that followed, (Y/C) was consistently in the Octorio’s presence. As they met each requirement the Octavinelle Training Camp event gave them, (Y/C) beat every battle they were given and took in the rewards with vigor; their method was simple - they finished all of Floyd’s tasks before closing the game, reopening it the following day with fresh eyes and ready for the challenges that awaited them and selected Jade as their next partner. Azul watched from the sidelines as each task was completed and battle won; it was strange to hear how (Y/C) would always keep the trio together, Azul stuck in between the tweels as they switched spots. However - Azul couldn’t be completely disappointed in them; after all, (Y/C) did invite him to attend each lesson with them and the tweels. 
So why was it so hard for him to not feel this… jealous anger that was slowly rising with him? It wasn't like they were anything interesting - the only thing they had in common, maybe, was the fact that (Y/C) was business-minded - even for a high schooler. 
Azul pinched the bridge of his nose as cards of various characters floated across the screen; Floyd... Vil... Epel... Malleus... Trey... All of them appeared across the screen over and over like turbulant waves on the shorelines - yet none of them were of him. (Y/C) flipped through the cards again, their (e/c) eyes hard with determination.
"One last roll," Azul heard them say, "I have enough for a chance encounter - please let it be one I don't have."
The music played as the dark mirror appeared again, "Bearer of dark powers, I call thee forth!"
Azul could practically feel (Y/C) vibrating with anticipation as clacks echoed in the small area that was their bedroom. Jade... Floyd... Vil... Sebek... Idia... Malleus... Lilia... Rook...
"You're so lucky to have met a compassionate person like me..."
Azul's voice stuck in his throat as (Y/C) squealed in delight, "AZUL! Oh my GOD! I have your CARD!"
And indeed they had gotten it - Azul's SSR dorm card flashed across the screen with the octomer perched in a leather chair, Jade and Floyd just behind him with the sea witch's familiar mirror in the background. Azul was vibrating with excitement - at long last, he was now in the spotlight, appearing before (Y/C) in his finely dressed dorm uniform. The octomer was beside himself with excitement as (Y/C) clicked back on the homescreen, scrolling through their cards and smiling as they found the newest addition.
"Azul..." they whispered so softly, "I'm so excited... I wasn't expecting this... not in the slightest. I hope that I don't disappoint - I'll get this leveled up and we'll work together, you and me."
'You could never disappoint me, angelfish,' Azul wanted to say as he felt something pull him to the front of the screen. He now stood in Ramshackle Dorm, front and center as the eyes of (Y/C) looked upon him, thier features brightening.
"Thank you so much, Azul," they grinned, a look of sheer awe and excitement taking root across their face, "I'm so glad to add you to the team."
***
The event ended far too quickly for Azul's liking, meaning that he could no longer work with his player one-on-one - at least until the next training camp. For now, Azul was content to use his days watching his player as he peered into their normal everyday life. 
Jade had not been lying when he told Azul about (Y/C)’s busy schedule - they awoke every morning at six on the nose, dressed and readied themselves for school - helping their mom with a few simple chores before heading out the door. (Y/C) was an intriguing student, using common sense to answer their professors’ questions and asking more in return - though Azul could hear snickering in the background and soft insults that were directed at his player. (Y/C) sat alone at lunch, the game open in front of them as they nibbled on a sandwich - keeping thier promise to level up Azul's card as they doodled in the notebook beside them. A few times, they would have a set of headphones in and would hum along with the music that would come through the speakers - making Azul strain to hear them. After school, (Y/C) would head over to one of the local restaraunts, changing into their work uniform and began the grunging job of serving guests. Azul listened as the clientel would call them over - some pleasant, others not so much; though he was surprised by (Y/C) ways of handling them, giving their best award-winning smile and working their way into their hearts to the point that they couldn't take it or dropped the subject entirely.
Day in and day out, Azul was there and listened to everything everyone told them; week after week, he saw the light slowly begin to fade from their eyes...
And by the time summer had come, (Y/C) was struggling - mentally and emotionally. Gone was the happy-go-lucky teen that Azul had slowly become attatched to, in their place was a saddened and heavy-burdened individual that sought the comfort of loniness - fictional characters were their only friends now.
One night, (Y/C) perched on their bed after a particularly rough day at work. Azul had seen one of the customers - another student that was prone to bullying (Y/C) in class - trip them while they were carrying a pot of hot soup to bring to the salad bar; regardless if it was intentional or unintentional, (Y/C) could have been seriously injured - burned from how hot the liquid was. Then, (Y/C)’s boss degraded them - telling them that if they weren't so stupid and watched where they were going, none of this would've happened; even though it was clearly not (Y/C)’s fault. When they got home, (Y/C)’s mother had to rush their father off to the hospital - something about his ailment suddenly turning for the worse and making (Y/C) now worried sick about their father's health - no longer caring about the injury they sustained and the pain they felt within. 
(Y/C) tapped the screen of the game, opening up and laying their phone against a box that sat on the bedside table, watching as Azul greeted them in his normal fashion.
"Helping people is what I live for. As housewarden, I will do everything to support my students," Azul smiled in greeting.
"I wish the same could be said for me," (Y/C) sighed, laying their head against the pillow as the music of the Mostro Lounge filled the background of the bedroom.
"Hm? And why do you think I wouldn't support you, angelfish?"
(Y/C) turned to look at their phone as Azul smiled. They rubbed thier face for a moment before muttering, "I must be more tired than I thought. I thought you just said something."
"I did, angelfish," Azul's voice came loud and clear as (Y/C)s' eyes widened, "I said, 'Why do you think I wouldn't support you?'"
(Y/C) blinked, "Y-you... talked. You can talk?"
"Of course I can talk," Azul answered, resting his hands on his hips in disappointment, "What makes you think that I wouldn't? We've talked before, after all."
"Y-yes... but that was scripted," (Y/C) rubbed their face again, "I must be dreaming - just some fantastical thing because of the stress and anger I've been experiencing lately."
"(Y/N), come now, you know that's not true."
"H-how do... you know my name?"
"I've been keeping an eye on you for some time, (Y/N)," Azul answered, "I know all about you - what you like and dislike, what your biggest fears and regrets are and what you wish for most in the world. I can offer that, you know."
"Offer what?" (Y/N) rubbed their face then, "Wait a minute... why am I even discussing this with you? You're a character in a game and I live in the real world - there's no way this is happening either - this is just the rambling of a stressed out lonely teenager who gets enjoyment out of playing a game and reading fanfictions."
"I assure you, this is no dream," Azul answered, "And you're not going to get rid of me that easily either."
(Y/N) frowned, "What do you mean? What did you do?"
"Simply enough - I hacked this phone," Azul admitted, "It took a bit to figure out the workings of it, but now you won't be able to do anything unless I give you my permission to do so."
"You... what?!" (Y/N) glared at Azul, "This is my only form of communication! My only way to be someone! I use this for school! Work! Why would you do that?"
"I admire your ability and drive, angelfish, I really do," Azul smiled wickedly, "However - 'real life,' as you call it, is keeping you from me. You were hurt today and have been stepped on over and over like a piece of gum on your school's cemented sidewalks. What I am willing to offer you, in exchange for your undivided attention that is, will allow you complete freedom from the outside world. You will never have to experience that sort of degration and torement again."
"And what about my friends? My family?" (Y/N) askes, "You think I'll sign my name on a contract of yours so willingly?"
"You did the first time around."
"That was scripted!"
"Angelfish," Azul's tone turned dark, "You really have no say in this. I know your family is struggling so I'll modify the contract, only for your sake though. As for your 'friends,' you really have none in that world - I have been with you for the past two months, constantly watching you and, yes, protecting you. You might not see it now, but you will in due time - besides we're the same age, are we not?"
"Close... maybe," (Y/N) admits.
"Then, what's the problem?" Azul folded his arms across his chest, "Sign the contract - and I will give you everything your heart desires."
The screen shifted as a familiar golden hue appeared on the screen.
"Here's the deal, Angelfish," Azul's voice appeared in the background, "In exchange for your undivided attention, I will grant you - and your family - the funds needed to help you both financially and comfort.  You and family will want for nothing and I will provide support you your ailing father. You will belong to me completely, and when such a time arrives that the two of us are old enough, we will be married."
(Y/N) looked over the contract on the screen, biting her lip.
"And you promise I will be able to stay with my family? Still see them when I want to?"
"Yes - it would be improper for the two of us to live together as I will need time to prepare for that event. However, you will not be able to tell anyone about this arrangement - unless you wish to lose your voice in the process."
"N-no thank you."
(Y/N) could practically see Azul's grinning features, "Then, Angelfish mine... sign on the dotted line. Let's embark on this new adventure... together, just you and me."
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ovaova · 1 year
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🧡🅑🅐🅚🅤🅖🅞🧡
🧡🅕🅐🅜🅘🅛🅨🧡
💕🅗🅔🅐🅓🅒🅐🅝🅝🅞🅝🅢
Teehee a list of head cannons for family man Bakugo, I’m sorry but I’m such a simp for dilf Bakugo <3
No minors! If you get in some trouble, that ain’t on me 🤷🏽‍♀️
And if you know me…no you don’t 🙃
May have many typos but oops🤭
Oki babes enjoy <3
✧ ╚═*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*═╝ ✧
• Honestly…at first, he couldn’t see himself as a father- absolutely no way
• But oops, he got you pregnant 3 times so here we are 🤷🏽‍♀️
• First child was a boy and two after are girls
• During the first diaper change with his son, he got peed on 💀 one of his fav shirts too
• You can bet you laughed your ass off, and yeah he was mad but he’ll be okay 🤭
• He loves his kids with his whole heart but during them toddler years, he would hate when they ass got sick, wanna know why?
• SNOT BUBBLES AND CRUST-
• You know when kids (specifically toddlers) would get sick and they never wipe their nose so the mucus just stays there and clumps up and gets crusty 💀 yeah he hates that shit- but who wouldn’t?
• And he LOWKEY feels bad, cause his kids would just be jumping around him happy and shi to see their balding ass daddy but he can’t help but grimace at they nose
• “Hey c’mere for a second 💀-“ he would state all calmly and shi before basically wiping off their skin with a tissue
• yeah he don’t play bout that
• DO NOT LET THIS MAN PLAN NO VACATIONS- cause he’ll over do it 💀
• For example, one year yall took the kids to Disney World- BRUH, even when packing, this man was acting like if this trip didn’t go according to schedule- it was gonna kill him 💀
• But in reality he’s just super excited to take his family on vacation. While packing in yalls bedroom he would be like this-
• “So we’re going to animal kingdom on the first day, and then (C/N) wants to go see the princesses, and we’ll need matching shirts or something, oh and can’t forget new bathing suits bc (C/N) needs a new one and then they’ll all want one so everyone is gettin one- and you wanna go to Epcot and-“
• You would say he sounds like Izuku with all this muttering
• This man literally makes y’all be at the airport like 3 hours before the actual flight 💀
• “I wanna make sure we can get situated, I don’t feel like dealing with all those extra people-“
“Okay fair, BUT THREE HOURS? 💀”
• Most def has the dad airport pose, just standing there like “🧍🏼‍♂️ “ …especially at baggage claim
• Anyways, will always spoils y’all-
• On the plane? First class. Hotel? In Disney world where the park is walking distance. Parks? Basically all of em-
• He can’t help himself, you and him are always so busy with being heroes and parents so he can’t help but spoil the hell out of y’all even though he knows he shouldn’t as much as he does
• Most def one of those dads to y’all instead of stopping your kids when they fight
• Like when you’re at work or something, he’ll be baby sitting talking to Kirishima on the phone or whatever from the couch- and then he’ll hear scuffling loud noises coming from somewhere in yalls house
• “Yeah man and it was crazy, I think we should all get together and go one day-“
“Yeah hold up shitty hair, give me a minute- HEY, YALL BETTER NOT BE MESSING UP THIS DAMN HOUSE……………yeah definitely, we should get together,”
While Kirishima is still lon the line like 🧍🏼‍♂️
• Or like whenever they fight when your both cuddling at home and you’ll be looking at him, expecting him to stop them but he’ll just be like 🤨???
• “It builds character…that’s how I was raised and look I’m fine…“
😟 FINE WHERE?? (Everywhere)
• okay so idk but this was a memory I had with my dad, but I was a very hard headed kid and never knew when to stop asking for shit I didn’t know nothing about- specifically alcohol 💀
• Like I would always think It was juice and my dad would always say “no it’s not and it’s nasty, you’re not gonna like it-“ but I convinced my self that him and all adults were lying just so kids wouldn’t drink their “special juice”
• But ofc I was persistent and constantly kept asking and he finally let me take a swig and yeah I learned my lesson 💀
• But yeah I can see him possibly doin that 💀 it would be like-
“I want Juice-!”
“It’s not juice, it’s nasty, you won’t like it..”
“Yes it is, I want some of that Juice!!”
“It’s not juice-!”
“JUICE-“
“FINE- here DAMN, go ahead-“
*sips*
“EUGH-“
“YEAH- told you you wouldn’t like it. Now do you want more juice?”
“NO-“
“Yeah that’s what I thought…okay now go get some actual juice- I don’t want your mama on my case..“
• One of his fav things is to cook for his family, like if it was up to him, he would most def take on cooking every night but you won’t let him cause you don’t want him burnt out <3
• His middle daughter specifically loves to help him cook tho when she can, she’s most def his lil sous chef
• Loves to bake with him and everything, oml it’s so cute
• He tries his best to spend quality time with each of his kids, like with his son, going out into nature, his middle daughter, cooking, and his youngest daughter, designing things and dressing him up
• But whenever he spends time, that goes for you too
• Like any personal time he can get with you, he’ll take it
• like as soon as the kids go over to his parents for the weekend, oh yeah he’s all over you
• Grinding on you, eating you out like a starved man, letting you ride him whenever he gets a chance (yeah he’s trying to get all he can out of this weekend)
• And like you can be as loud as you want 🤭
• He most def walks around shirtless when no kids around, he has a bit of a dad bod but it’s still hawt and you can still see the scratch marks on his back from your last session tee hee
• He loves these intimate moments with you. They’re more of a need, but sometimes he puts too much into it 🤭
• And oops, there goes baby #4 🧍🏽‍♀️
• Welp that’s my take on Family Man Bakugo 🤷🏽‍♀️
⬇️Song of the day ⬇️
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ouadisneyblog · 10 months
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Disney Princes' Age/Zodiac Sign/Height
(HEAD CANNON)
Florian
Age: 25
Zodiac Sign: ♋️ Cancer
Height: 1,75
Charming
Age: 24
Zodiac Sign: ♈️ Aries
Height: 1,87
Philip
Age: 23
Zodiac Sign: ♌️ Leo
Height: 1,85
Eric
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♓️ Pisces
Height: 1,77
Beast
Age: 1,90
Zodiac Sign: ♉️ Taurus
Height: 1,85
Aladdin
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♊️ Gemini
Height: 1,77
John Smith
Age: 25
Zodiac Sign: ♍️ Virgo
Height: 1,83
Shang
Age: 22
Zodiac Sign: ♒️ Aquarius
Height: 1,76
Naveen
Age: 22
Zodiac Sign: ♐️ Sagittarius
Height: 1,80
Flynn Rider
Age: 21
Zodiac Sign: ♏️ Scorpio
Height: 1,79
Kristoff
Age: 20
Zodiac Sign: ♎️ Libra
Height: 1,78
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phantom-0-writer · 7 months
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head cannon: jazz is kim possible's mom
hear me out!
I was working on a dp story and Jazz isn't super present in there, so wrote the whole mandatory "Jazz is off at some hotshot college" bit. And I remembered that in Danny Phantom when Jazz and Danny were talking about what they wanted to do Jazz said she wanted to be a neurosurgeon (I'm pretty sure jazz knowing the stages of brain development was her being a super overachiever and already learning neurology is prob what they were going for in the show). So by adulthood, Jazz would be a redhead neurosurgeon with cool fighting abilities and an innate ability to take in objectively bizarre circumstances thanks to Danny and the weirdness that comes with being associated with him.
Who else does that sound like?
Kim Possible's mom!
And she would totally just accept the whole "anything's possible for a Possible" bit, bc that's literally so Jazz - It would be funny if she came up with it instead of her husband. Also that one Kim Possible episode ("Mother's Day") where her mom comes with her on one of her missions and is totally kick ass about it.
Look at them and tell me their not the same person!
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and look at kimmy's resemblance too!
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obviously the art style is different-
WAIT NOW THAT I'M LOOKING AT IT! they have the same eye color too
I was gonna call it a disney conspiracy but i forgot dp was on nickelodeon lol
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