#Dog hijinks

[canisalbus]

What if I told you that RoobrickMarine went and wrote an entire novella starring my 16th century dog couple? It's very canon-adjacent, well researched and thoughtfully put together, has inspired me a ton during these past months and it's now publicly available at AO3. I highly recommend it.

✦ Separation ✦

#content warnings for sex violence self harm and general angst #six chapters 41K words #people who have asked for longer stories of these two please give this one a look #I've watched this unfold since late may? early july? and it's been an exciting experience #I'm not a writer I think it's better than what I could've come up with #honestly though the way he managed to get inside Machete's and Vasco's heads was uncanny their mannerisms and thought processes are spot on #some of the events aren't canon but they might as well be #and most of the background details and backstory tidbits are accurate believe me he's very well versed on their lore #big history nerd so the worldbuilding is intense #you get to meet the dog pope #there's saint sebastian #roommate hijinks #it gets kind of bleak at times though so be mindful of that #it's not all fluff and good feelings #Separation #Heinaven #RoobrickMarine #own characters #own art #artists on tumblr #CanisAlbus #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #if you end up reading the whole thing it would be really sweet if you left a little comment as a thanks for his hard work

[engie-the-profit]

i dont think they would get along very well

#based on that one meme thats been floating around. i love it #my art #infinite the jackal #dbs broly #dbs #sth #super big beefy guy who is adverse to fighting meets tiny dog guy who craves violence #the hijinks write themselves

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

K but the fact that Wally and Hartley are working together in a state-of-the-art, bajillion dollar funded, relatively unsupervised, sci-fi science lab??? Sure, they work in different departments and on different floors but HELLO?!? The hijinks potential is astronomical!!!

These two are probably the worst people to have unsupervised in a lab setting because they will just do whatever the fuck they want and it will work and that's the worst part. Hartley and Wally would create the portal guns from Halo on their lunch break because it looked cool and then they wouldn't even consider the consequences of what they've just unleashed upon the world.

Wally was building time travel devices as a child. Hartley was building mind control devices as a child. Considering consequences isn't really their forte.

God, I sure hope that building has good supervisors.... and insurance. Lots of insurance.

#The Flash and The Pied Piper walk into a science lab... #actually im not going to lie? high-key The Atom should work there too. The legacy Atom. i forget his name #the one with the dog that has an alien city on its back and has a roommate thats just a floating head #i read his run and goddamn. thats a guy who understands sci-fi hijinks. he would fit right in to Central City #he's also got doctorates and stuff. OH also Karen! #yoooooo The Flash The Pied Piper The Atom and Bumblebee all walk into a science lab run by Mr. Terrific #the start of a great joke and an even better story #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #the pied piper #hartley rathaway

[secretmellowblog]

Les Mis fic rec:

I recently beta'ed @shitpostingfromthebarricade's very excellent fic "There's a New World to Be Won." It is about Javert attempting to stop a mysterious blonde rebel arsonist from burning down the Gavle Goat. Will he succeed? Will he fail? More importantly: will this deranged authoritarian cop finally find himself forced to think? All this and more will be answered in:

#les mis #this fic has the official Mellow Stamp of Javert Approval #the dog comparisons sent it over the top #its got everything: heists. hijinks. anti-police politics. javert being a furry

[pettyprocrastination]

Gaz is very boyfriend-core

#of the 141 he seems to be the most...capable of handling a relationship lmao #price gives me 'married his high school sweetheart but got divorced years later' energy #meanwhile gaz will take you to the movies and sneak in snacks #def the guy to put his hand in your back pocket while you walk together so he can give you a lil bum squeeze <3 #i could see him owning a dog too #imagining that beautiful man with a meet-cute with some doggy hijinks..lord please

[musicalchaos07]

Jonathan Byers would release the frogs before they get dissected btw

#I'm assuming they're live frogs in this scenario #and he's conned Nancy into breaking into the school with him #in the dead of night #they're casually stuffing frogs into Chester's old dog cage #they release them all in lovers lake #and when Hopper catches them they lie about being there to hook up #... we didn't get enough of them having hijinks between s2-s3 #and i KNOW they had hijinks because the rat plot was absolutely wild #i love them but they're both so silly #jonathan byers

[quietwingsinthesky]

pre-canon spn to me is just Azazel having to show up to parent John’s kids for him so they don’t die a la the Maleficent movie until he starts feeling partial towards Sammy as his favorite of the special children

#spn #Azazel spn #I just like scenarios in which Azazel is stuck being sam & Dean’s weird Other Dad #he did not come here with the intention of getting this involved but here he is anyway #like to be clear I mean this in both the funny hijinks way of ‘ancient evil being has to deal with the mundane reality of childcare’ #but I do also mean this in an evil ‘Azazel slowly insinuates himself into their lives in a way that is weirdly protective in the way that #someone would guard an expensive painting they bought. or an exotic pet.’ way #you know. sure he’ll possess a maid and stock the cupboards of their motel room with food. #he’ll also possess a cps agent long enough for John to smuggle the boys out of town so that they aren’t separated from him. #he picks out Sam’s prom date and specifically instructs the demon to make sure Sam has a fantastic time and he does and that makes it worse #when he can’t be there to watch them he has Meg on guard dog duty #John chases Azazel across the country. Azazel is right under his nose possessing some old lady who gives Sam & Dean bread to feed the ducks. #do you see my vision. do you see it. he’s always There #creepy fucker. I love him. I will make him do more fucked up things. <3

[primal-con]

Finally put down some SR designs that’ve been rattling around in my head for a while! Have an assortment of cyberpunk seekers to brighten your day✨

#transformers #maccadam #humanformers #street racer au #thundercracker #skywarp #slipstream #sunstorm #buster the dog #the Autobots don't realize TC and Warp are dating #and the trine don't realize everyone thinks they're family #the truth is an ongoing bet and everybody's losing #hijinks ensue #these fuckers are Messy

[blep-pup]

So....

Went on a walk today and found some sprinklers that were on

I got really wet and had lots of fun!

I love water

#puppy #havanese #water #sprinklers #wet dog #hijinks

[pneumonic-screamers]

o am covered in so much dog hair

#jinx's hijinks #ive never met a dog that sheds as much as mine #but its okay because i love her

[bugging-around-town]

Heheheh stupid hot dog food truck that's also a dog

Very good friends with wrinkle! (Sock puppet)(very cool)!!

And this is Doug. wonderful dog I know! He sells hot dogs (very cool)

#car go vroom #puppet #sock puppet #art #crafts #craftblr #paper craft #fun stuff #sock puppet hijinks #doodle #might show a drawing of the imphamis dog car #he is very popular (definitely) #yea!!

[jovialturtleface]

Who could forget dear sweet Pumpkin Dog? 🎃

#art #myart #artists on tumblr #illustration #clip studio paint #oc tag #Pumpkin Dog #Lights Camera Hijinks #Oct 2022 #I finished just in time....

[feralgodmothers]

@ anon:

I could definitely see Dean with a dog, and a golden retriever seems perfectly right for him. 💖

But I can’t let go of the fact that I see Jess as a cat person, and my mind is stubbornly clinging to a scenario where Jess and Dean (along with their pets) go through an enemies-to-friends arc.

#it might be dumb but I also think it’d be really cute #I’m sorry to switch the vibe on you like this but #it was the only thing going through my head #I see Jess getting mad over Dean’s dog chasing his cat #and Dean getting mad because ‘that’s what dogs DO and your stupid cat thinks he owns the whole neighborhood’ #small pranks and hijinks ensue #but then one day Jess’ cat gets hit by a car #and Dean (who’s out walking his dog) gives them a ride to the vet #the cat pulls through but the scare changes everything #gilmore girls #jess x dean

[zealina]

watching bsd with english subtitles makes for the more serious toned experience (in my opinion), while the dub has me cracking up because of how dumb the characters sound when saying the translated sentences in english

for the best experience, watch the filler episodes with the dub, and the plot driven episodes with subtitles. trust me.

#this is the only anime where I'll watch the dub version #its bc im laughing my ass off during the hijinks & shenanigans episodes #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[claire-starsword]

#shining force #ressurection of the dark dragon #sf luke #shining series #long post #sfrodd hq dialogue #goddddd why does he join so late i want more of this #remember when i said i wanted a whole series of his and guntz's adventures? weLL NOW I WANT IT MORE #the mechanical dog is the best i mean #you're telling people had some murder machines in their hands and just returned them? the hell they did #lyle and guntz had to round up those beasts through twenty or so minutes of saturday morning hijinks #i can see it. you can see it too can't you #anyway this could have gone up hours ago but my internet decided to go poof for a while #it has been doing this since the start of the year which is kinda concerning #so i'm going to sleep now

[tildetanuki]

okay but hear me out:

werewolf medical alert/service dogs.

that is all.

#werewolf #werewolves #like either as a part time or full time gig #their human forms still have the medical alert instinct so #theyd just be like yo you should go sit down for a sec #like #idk id be down for a werewolf roommate story where the roommate needs a service dog but cant afford one or smthn #and werewolf roomie is just like i gotchu fam #wacky hijinks insue #PLEASE it has so much potential