#Dokapon Kingdom

[tickette]

I'd like to pitch a new sexyman.

Risque DokaponKingdom

#dokapon kingdom #tumblr sexyman #blow this post up pls thank youuuu #also #they made him sexier in the remake #(by which i mean tilting his head down)

[felixcloud6288]

I have an idea I'd like to try next time I have to babysit my nephews (5 and 7). I'm going to buy Dokapon Kingdom for the Switch, and have them play a 10 week campaign with me. Before playing, I'll tell them if I don't win, I'll take them out for ice cream, but whoever comes in first place gets a double scoop. Then I'll play just well enough that I always stay in second place.

Let's see if 3rd place would rather his brother get more ice cream if it means getting some ice cream or if he'd rather get no ice cream if it means his brother doesn't get more.

#nephews #devious #dokapon kingdom #prisoner's dilemma #If the 5-year-old is in last place #I can promise you he'll choose spite #original post

[tarotcard0]

Fuck You, Nintendo Fans!

If you're a dumb enough asshole to play a Mario Party clone this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Dokapon Kingdom!

Cheating AI!

Spells that don't work!

Thieves!

If you think you're gonna have fun playing Dokapon Kingdom, you can KISS MY ASS!

It's our belief that your such a stupid mother fucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit.

GUARANTEED

If you find a better game: Shove it up your ugly ass!

You heard us right:

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

Bring your friendships!

Bring your good controllers!

Bring your Dad; We'll fuck him! That's right; we'll fuck your Dad! (With RNG)

Because in Dokapon Kingdom, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike! To Dokapon Kingdom! Home of the Destroy Friendship Any% Speedrun!

How does it work? If you can play with another human being for 30 minutes and not be at each others throats, you get no bitches!

Don't wait!

Don't delay!

Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!

Only in Dokapon Kingdom! The only game that tells you to FUCK OFF!

Hurry up asshole!

Story Mode ends the minute you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

In Dokapon Kingdom! Nintendo's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the Nintendo Expanded Universe!

GUARANTEED!

#dokapon kingdom

[mintierose]

Please go watch Sneeg’s new video with Martyn, Oli, & Jimmy, it’s SO good

#sneegsnag #oli theorionsound #oli orionsound #theorionsound #orionsound #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #inthelittlewoods #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #dokapon kingdom

[sethwindam]

Dokapon kingdom drawings from my adventure with @kiwi-kamikaze !!!

#pixelart #pixel art #oc #dokapon kingdom

[fundashnee-rott]

Don't ever play dokapon kingdom

This here is my son before he played dokapon kingdom

Here's him after. Please share this information everywhere, dokapon kingdom is truly an evil game.

#dokapon kingdom #manga caps #manga cap #manga panels #rott talks manga #mairimashita iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #psa about dokapon kingdom

[jell-o101]

Me and friends are doing a thing

Expect a murder soon.

#dokapon kingdom

[thetyrannosaur]

#dokapon kingdom

[shaykai]

Was playing Dokapon Kingdom with my sibling and oh my god why is Webber so mean to me specifically

Still trying to stave off art block- this is kind of helping :>

#I did really good for like. 10 minutes. so naturally the AI (Aaron) had to murder me and I never recovered djdjdjdj #and Webber has a terrible obsession with blackmail (which for context will kill you if you don’t get rid of it djdjdjjd) #spoiler alert- I couldn’t get rid of it #you ever try killing a sneaky ai as a darkling?? actually ridiculous djdjdjdjdj #like my sibling and I are straight up teaming at this point djdjdjdj Aaron is too powerful (and Webber is not helpful) #doodle #sketch #dokapon kingdom #Webber #dokapon kingdom Webber #Dokapon kingdom warrior

[chrismas95]

They just don't design characters like this anymore

#poinie's poin #dokapon kingdom #halloween #ghost

[videogamepolls]

Requested by @sotiredmostnights

#dokapon kingdom #dokapon kingdom connect #video games #gaming #video game polls #polls #tumblr polls #action #rpg #strategy

[mangoesandmanga]

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place (another rock)

#dokapon kingdom #dokapon #nintendo switch #switch #multiplayer

[felixcloud6288]

Dokapon rollercoaster story:

Only carrying a potion.

Encounter Weber. Gives me a Big Bug.

Get a Gold Bug. Use the Gold Bug. Lose all my money.

Encounter a Beggar. Beggar gives me a Magic Medicine cause I have no money.

Big Bug eats the Magic Medicine.

Epidemic event happens. I'm now in debt.

CPU forces a Blackmail on me. I can't get rid of it cause I'm in debt.

Big Bug eats the Blackmail.

Encounter Rosch. Lose to them. They pay off my debt.

Harvest Festival event happens. I regain all the money I lost to the Gold Bug.

Big Bug eats my potion and leaves.

I became Dokapon's plaything for two in-game weeks and the only consequence was I lost a potion.

#original post #dokapon kingdom

[emile-hides]

I need everyone to be a super homie to me and give $2 to the Dokapon Kingdom King of Dokapon plushie campaign because I need I NEED this man to be real

#Dokapon Kingdom #He's not my first choice for a Dokapon plush but also there's no real main character other than him so kfdhgjdhgjfd #I WANT HIM #YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I LOVE DOKAPON KINGDOM SO MUCH #IT'S THE WORST MULTIPLAYER GAME EVER MADE #AND I ADORE IT SO MUCH #PLEASE #MAKE HIM REAL #FOR ME

[hissrang3r]

A thing I did a little while ago for my favourite little wizard cat :]

#dokapon kingdom #art #inkscape

[sotiredmostnights]

i'm the only bitch buying dokapon instead of totk this week 🫡✌️

#dokapon kingdom #dokapon kingdom connect #the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom #loz #the legend of zelda #nintendo #nintendo switch