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#Dolores incorrect quotes
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Camilo: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Dolores: No, I said "Camilo, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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lafamiliamadrigalpt · 7 months
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Dolores: You need a hobby.
Camilo: I have a hobby.
Dolores: Creating scenarios in your head of you and Y/n are together isn’t a hobby.
Camilo: You’re right. It’s a profession and I excel at my job.
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Luisa: Why is Mira standing on a chair?
Dolores: She likes to feel tall.
Luisa: And why is Camilo also on a chair?
Dolores: Mirabel is the only one shorter than him and he refuses to let her be taller.
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Dolores: Primita, can you turn off the embroidery? I’ve got a massive headache.
Mirabel: *is sewing by hand*
Luisa: How the f… how exactly is she meant to do that, prima?
Dolores:
Dolores, realising she messed up: Wait, I didn’t mean—
Camilo, making fun of Dolores: What was that? I can’t hear you over all the sewing!
Isabela, also making fun: Could that fucking needle be any goddamn louder? I’m trying to watch this rat telenovela!
Bruno, also making fun: FOR GOD’S SAKE, TURN DOWN THE EMBROIDERY!
Mirabel: I-I feel so attacked right now
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crackishincorrecthp · 4 months
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Harry: Wouldn't that be funny if someone gave Umbridge something that would make her swear randomly and she doesn't even notice she's swearing? Fred: We can definitely do something like that for you, Harry! George: We got you! *The next day, DADA Class, 5th year* Umbridge: Fuck, class! Students: Umbridge: I thought we were already fucking clear about it, when I say fucking "morning class" you say it fucking back! Students: *Look at each other* Students: Fuck, professor! Umbridge: No, no, that's not fucking it motherfuckers! Slytherin: But that's what you said when you came in! Umbridge: No, I didn't, motherfucker Slytherin: Slytherin: Okay, you do you I guess
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captaintrips9 · 9 months
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Camilo: I can't believe that people used to think that you were some kind of a threat.
Bruno: Excuse me? I'm very threatening. Intimidating, even.
Dolores: You begged Mirabel to make fancy dresses for your rats, and then cried when you saw them in said dresses.
Bruno, tearing up: They had little matching hats.
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camilxsruana · 2 years
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Mirabel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Mirabel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Isabela: Uh... what's up with her?
Camilo: she's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Mirabel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Luisa, crying: it's working.
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Umbridge: [to Fudge] No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!
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severussnapemylove · 5 months
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Umbridge; “It's not your job to question the actions of the Ministry.” 
Minerva; “Why not? I find some of their actions highly questionable.” 
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yellowcry · 10 days
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Dolores: Imagine, you’re offered 500,000 peso, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 peso. Would you take it?
Mirabel: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 peso?
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thelegendcreator · 6 months
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Dolores: Horror? No, you don’t know horror.
Dolores: Horror is when you tell Tío Bruno that it’s okay to curse and he starts chanting in dead languages.
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Luisa: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable.
Isabela: You mean like cutie?
Dolores: Sweetie
Antonio: Cookie
Mirabel: Eyy, homie!
Camilo: But then there's cootie...
Carlos: Die.
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Camilo: You think I look bad? You should see the other guy
Y/n: There was no other guy, you fell out a window
Dolores: ...
Mirabel: ...
Abuela Alma: ...
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Dolores: At 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream.
Dolores: I didn't mean to make this so ominous. I meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison, usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.
Mirabel: That didn't really make it less ominous.
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[Reincarnation AU]
Dolores: Mirabel, I lost one of the children.
Mirabel: Aww, it’s okay, don’t blame yourself, Lola. There probably wasn’t much you could do to help it. But Isabela and Luisa are very capable individuals, I’m sure they’ll be okay and can successfully make their own way back home with no trouble at all. Which one did you lose?
Dolores: Isa—
Mirabel: Get the car
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toaverse · 4 months
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Pepa: "Hey where are you going?!"
Dolores: "Away from you."
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