Jaune: (Thinking) It's been a while since I ate in the cafeteria. I'm hoping to eat alone, but...
THERE'S NOWHERE I CAN SIT DOWN!
Nora: Leader~! Over here~!
Jaune: (Gulps, Looks around) It's like being invited to a monster's table!.
Nora: Yoohoo~! Leader~!
Yang: Huh? Who's that?
Ruby: Oh! He's the art guy!
Jaune: Do I really have no choice?. (Sits ) Just gotta eat fast! THEN RUN LIKE HE-
Ruby: Is he your boyfriend?
Jaune: N-No, I-
Nora: YUP~! We're TOTALLY going out~! Right, leader~?
Yang: ...
Ruby: ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ruby: Hey, hey! How far've you went with Nora~?
Jaune: W-Went?
Yang: Oooh~! Loader~! Your face is all red~!
Ruby: He's really cute! (Grabs his hand) Hey, hey! Wanna go out with me~?
Nora: (Flinches)
Jaune: (Shivers) GYAAAA!
HAHAHAHA!
Nora: (Glares)
Yang: He's a virgin AND a two-timer~!
Ruby: That's so funny~!
Nora: HA! HA! YUP! (Pats Jaune's head) REALLY FUNNY!
Yang: Y'know, he's a lot less like a boyfriend, and more like a pet.
Ruby: Yeah, a pet~!
Jaune: Hu-
Nora: Y'know, you really are like my pet~! Just look at how fluffy you are~! (Tousels)
Jaune: Qu-Quit it!
Ruby: (Reaches) Fluffy~!
Nora: (Grabs Ruby's hand) LEADER'S HAIR IS ACTUALLY REALLY GREASY. DON'T TRY TOUCHING IT.
Ruby: O-Oh... Okay...
Jaune: AGH! Who are you calling greasy?! I shower every day!
Nora: Oh, yeah~?!
Yang: Nah, a pet is too cute of a name.
Ruby: Too cute~.
Yang: He's more like a slave, isn't he~?
Ruby: A slave~?
Nora: ...
Nora: OH~! Y'hear that, Leader~? You're my slave, ain'tcha?!
Jaune: WHO'RE YOU CALLING A SLAVE?!
Nora: Oh, better watch that attitude and get to work~!
Ruby: Yeah, (Swings arm out) get to wor-
Nora: (Catches her hand, Stares)
Ruby: (Retreats)
Yang: Pfft. This is fun. He can't even fight back. He's worse than a slave. He's like a bug.
Ruby: A bug? Gross~!
Yang: I mean, just look at him!
Yang: CAN YOU EVEN CALL IT A MAN?
Nora: (Stares) That's too far.
Yang: ...
Ruby: Uh...
Yang: Well, sorry for being mean to your boyfriend.
Nora: ...That's not what this is about.
Jaune: This... This is so terrifying! Is this... Would this be like a clash of the titans?! Nora's angry... for me? No... No way...
Jaune: Uh, h-hey! I'm... I'm not Nora's boyfriend!
Ruby: ...
Yang: ...
Nora: ...
Jaune: (Eats lunch)
Yang: HUH?! IS THAT ALL?!
Ruby: HUH?! HUH?!
Yang: Why don't you follow with something nice about her?!
Ruby: Can't you think of something?!
Jaune: I... I just wanted to say I'm not her boyfriend...
Nora: HAHAHA! Leader, you're so funny~!
Yang: Hey, sorry about earlier, Loader~.
Ruby: Yeah, yeah! Sorry, sorry~!
Jaune: I-It's okay..
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Top 15 Anime of 2023
(This list is in order of when they premiered, specifically the English dub. Unless of course it hasn’t been dubbed yet, then it’s the Japanese date. I love them all the same.)
Tomo-chan is a Girl!
Bungo Stray Dogs seasons 4 and 5
Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro 2nd Attack
Tokyo Revengers seasons 2 and 3
Aggretsuko season 5
Dr. Stone New World
Oshi No Ko
Demon Slayer Swordsmith Village Arc
Hell's Paradise: Jigokuraku season 1
Bastard!! --Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy--
Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
Mushoku Tensei season 2
The Seven Deadly Sins: Four Knights of the Apocalypse
Pluto
Spy x Family season 2
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