#Don't ask why

[biggermas]

MASSIVE POPPY PLAYTIME SPOILERS

Watch somebody play it or play it yourself before you watch this🔥🔥‼️‼️

When I heard this audio, this was all I could think about😭😭 I made this btw:3

#catnap #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #poppy playtime #mob entertainment #BLABLABALLLLLAAAAA #im mad as hell #don't ask why #⚡️⚡️⚡️ #:3 #:33333

[rookfeatherrambles]

doing this again. What if an au where Jon is neglected by his grandma. Not like, severely, he's still fed and clothed and given books and goes to school but she's ... not affectionate. not loving. What if that makes him really lonely in a very deep and hard to see way? What if one day he decides to run away, take his little red boat to America. Surely there will be people to love him in America! He packs a bag, and his whistle and lots of water and then casts off, and just. Floats off into the ocean. He thinks its a good idea. For about the first five hours, when land is long lost to sight and a storm's blowing in, It gets cold, it gets foggy, and the sea gets rough. Skies overhead are angry, and Jon is finally regretting this choice.

Through the fog he sees something, a light? a ship?? so he blows his whistle. He blows it with all his might and it doesn't make a sound. Standing on the edge of the little rowboat, jon is hit with a wave that unbalances him into the icy, northern seas. He's a pretty good swimmer, but the water is freezing, and it quickly saps his strength. He sinks, and sinks, into the deep black of the ocean...

And wakes up on a ghost ship. Lying on the deck, quaking with hypothermia, and he sees ghosts all around him. They crowd him, in a circle, and he can see through them.

It won't be long until he's one of them too.

Jon passes out.

Meanwhile, Peter Lukas is scratching his head as to how a fucking 8 year old boy got all the way out into open water like he did, and what the hell he's supposed to do with him now. The Tundra has its cargo and a full crew (including sacrifice) and will not be turning around to drop off a little boy. He supposes he could always make the kid an extra snack for the Forsaken if he annoys him but, he can taste the loneliness on him even from where he sits and watches him sleep. Maybe he'll keep him. Peter's life is rather monotonous, having a child on board, while slightly troublesome in the short term, could also be entertaining. Ah, the kid is waking up. Better make himself scarce... for now.

(I am doing something with this idea but it's slow going so have this)

#jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma #peter lukas #rook writes #calling it the wintergreen au #don't ask why #something something mints? #accidental child acquisition #tw: child neglect #mildly?

[tiya-minuscule]

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Hello, I'm just like Clark, I would sacrifice a whole friendship for a joke. I'm stupid.

Who else had super embarrassing parents ??? I can't be alone on this plz

Once again big shout out to @lutiaslayton for helping me with the translation !

See you soon !

#professor layton #university au #hershel layton #claire foley #clark triton #roland layton #mentionned #in my head he is a total savage #and a firefighter #don't ask why #layton

[misanocircuit]

Marc Márquez w/babies T_T

#motogp #marc marquez #mm93 #babies #children #so cute #don't ask why

[dreamerwithnightmares]

And here is...

The Dragon Prince

But Avizandum looks like this

#the dragon prince #tdp #viren #tdp crack #tdp memes #tdp viren #tdp harrow #avizandum #don't ask why #no one asked but everyone need it #maybe ill do more of this #but im bad at drawing and i dont know how to use my own tablet and app lol #crazy i was crazy once #or maybe I created a masterpiece? #jaki ten smok jest wgl wkurwiony xDDD te masywne brwi nie mogę xD #on ma taki wzork osądu xD kurwa ocenia mnie i moje wybory życiowe gorzej niż cała moja rodzina #jujux shitposting again

[totalcharliespringsimp]

GUYS MY LIBRARY NIW HAS ALL OF ALICE'S BOOKS!!!!!

Djfgjdjfedyeyssdhdyfygugguy

I'M SO HAPPY

#don't ask why #radio silence #and #solitaire #don't have #the rainbow sticker #idfk

[stapledfish]

B is for Belphie :)

it may have been literal years since i played this game but i won't forget it :3

#belphie #obeyme #obey me #obey me belphegor #wow i can tag a lot of stuff right #obey me belphie #twilight sparkle #she's in the pillow #don't ask why #obey me fanart #cute guy

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Sonic says DILF RIGHTS!!

light AND dark mode for whatever your needs lol

#Sonic #don't ask why #you already know what it is #sonic the hedgehog #dilf magnet #theworsethingsgettheharderifight #mine #my edit

[lbarker]

FTWD8 BTS: Daniel Sharman

(Inside Fear the Walking Dead Season 8)

#ftwd #ftwd season 8 #troy otto #daniel sharman #ftwd edit #my edits #don't ask why #it's for a friend

[samijey]

made these for no reason at all

#jey uso #wwe #wweedit #stuff i made #the usos #this moment was weirdly mesmerizing to me #don't ask why #i've contacted my lawyer already #ok last one I SWEAR THIS TIME

[tsarjozinzbazin]

Lets say

hypothetically

these two have to share an office

#don't ask why #i have no reason #i love how greedy texan looks like he has a jacket 3 times his size #as if he had to borrow it from a dwarf #too wide #deep rock galactic #my art #deep rock galactic fanart #drg #mission control #greedy texan #lemme know if my MC has gotten any better im trying my hardest #well ok maybe thats not visible on this doodle but yk what i mean #if someone says greedy texan looks like jschlatt i will never post again

[pluvillion]

Knifeplay

tw: light blood / knife usage

i can make you talk.

my initial impression of König was that he's a towering goofball.

...until i saw Hallot's artwork of him a few days ago... something shifted in me. like, HARD. no longer do i see him as just an innocent baby boy now. and because of that, i HAD to make this render. i will literally lose it if i didn't and just let the imagery stay as imagery.

#sfm #source filmmaker #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #modern warfare #codmw #cod #mw #3d art #konig #konig mw2 #könig mw2 #König #he's still my baby boy tho #i can fix him #fun fact: my project title for this is named 'konig and his fantasies' #don't ask why #it's the only thing i can think of #i'm still at awe

[zombieplaguedoc]

Imagine playing video games with your f/o. You're both comfy in your pjs, and decided to stay up late a bit more. Choosing a game isn't difficult for both of you, whether if you're both in the mood to play something more chill and relaxing like Stardew Valley or some good old Minecraft for example, or if you're both down for something more competitive just because one of you claims that they're better. In case if you pick something chill, imagine both of you creating your own home, taking your characters to small dates, and even making some cute reminders for each other or anything remotely similar. But if you both picked something competitive, you first teach your f/o how to play. They may still not know how to play the best, but you can tell they're doing your best. It even makes you want to let them win a few times because seeing your f/o happy is something very heartwarming, and it will ALWAYS be the most heartwarming thing to see.

Antis dni, stay away from me and your f/os

#🎙The representative from California has the floor🎙 #antis go away #antis fuck off #antishitters dni #anti anti #antis are horrible #antis dni #proship #proship safe #proship positivity #proship please interact #proshipping #proshipper safe #f/o #s/i #self insert #self ship #proselfship #selfship #selfshipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #Me and Estonia energy #Actually this is me and all of my f/os energy #Except for 🐰 :/ #Don't ask why

[the-crepuscular-queen]

Sometimes, you have to imagine Gideon exploring Canaan house with the same music that Coraline Jones had when she explored the Pink Palace. It's good for the soul (it also makes no sense, but it's funny to me)

#don't ask why #but Exploration has been on my Gideon Nav playlist far to long to take it off #I just could not stop picturing some dark mystery swarmed in black cloaks only to have curious playful like music #tlt shitposting #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #tlt brainrot

[misanocircuit]

(young) Marc Márquez out of context

Baby Alien holding a baby alien:

the vacuum pic made me think of this video:

#motogp #marc marquez #mm93 #baby alien #he's a man of many talents #nostalgia #andrea dovizioso #casey stoner #dani pedrosa #so chaotic #repsol honda team #red bull ktm #ktm #don't ask why

[nobody-is-here01]

Marine Luffy : Cronch.

Marine Luffy : You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Marine officer Skips : No, don’t—

Marine Luffy : Too late.

#one piece #marine luffy #monkey d. luffy #Just Marine Luffy terrorising his officers #Sengoku assigned Luffy a personal caretaker #His name is Skips #Don't ask why #It just is #Names are hard :/ #Is this an oc? #Is this what it feels like to create life?