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#Dont stop her from maximizing the fear aesthetic
ashes-in-a-jar · 3 years
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Web: Okay Anabelle we need you to Lure Jon to the pit so he can see the hole in reality and understand his choices.
Anabelle: Yes, good, I know just the way to do it. Kidnap his boyfriend and fill him with spiders and Jon will have to listen to me.
Web:.... Well, actually we don't think that will work. Their relationship is not built for... Spiders to be included. You're going to have to find another way.
Anabelle:....... Are you sure?
Web: Yes.
Anabelle: Positive?
Web: Yes.
Anabelle: Not even, like, three spiders to put in his eyelids and nose?
Web:... No.
Anabelle: One spider on his head, Ratatouille-style?
Web: No.
Anabelle: Ugh fine. What about webs? Tying him up? Will that be problematic for their stupid relationship? Oh! What about me suddenly transforming into a giant Mr. Spider and dangling him over the edge?
Web:.... You could just talk to them. They will listen.
Anabelle: Giant. SPIDER.
Web: *sigh* Go off I guess.
Anabelle: *huge grin* Perfect ::::)
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