If Bianca Met this Character Part 4: Piper McLean
Aphrodite kid, complaining about a show: Why did he cheat on her? I thought he loved her and he's just gonna sleep with this bitch?
Another Aphrodite kid: Why do men cheat in general?
Bianca(forced to mingle because Percy said she needs more friends): Well, there are two, popular theories. One: Men, are victims to an evolutionary process that genetically programs their sexual habits
Aphrodite kid: What's the other theory?
Bianca: Men are scum
Aphrodite cabin:
Piper: Oh, I looove her.
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Lin: Well, at least I stood up for my principles.
Toph: This is the proudest I've been of you in my whole life.
Lin: Thanks, Mom.
Toph: Can you believe it? My whole life and this is the proudest I've ever been.
Toph: I'm depressed. I need a cookie.
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The template for the ideal D&D party!
Who's up to play a game of "Caverns & Cheesecakes"?
Available as a print on my Etsy Shop!
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I could vomit just looking at you
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Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1
Side B
*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):
This poll is referring specifically to the characters played by these streamers. However, Technoblade, the youtuber, tragically passed away last year. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his legacy. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers
Phil and Techno Propaganda:
Golden Girls Propaganda:
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[Blanche] This flier that came in the mail says they're gonna start a dirty-dancing course down at Lawson's dance studio. What do you say, Dorothy? || S04E24
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