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five-miles-over · 2 years

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#joaquin phoenix icons #joaquin phoenix #source: pinterest #inventing the abbotts #doug holt

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maccosharq · 1 year

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Whenever I start babygirlifying some middle aged actor it is my god given responsibility to investigate his entire filmography 💪

#david dastmalchian #brian van holt #jon hamm #jason sudeikis #michael c hall #christian slater #christoph waltz #crispin glover #matthew lillard #brendan fraser #jonny lee miller #ewan mcgregor #christian bale #doug jones #bruce campbell #sam neill #viggo mortensen #jason schwartzman #ted raimi

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gyarucoded · 6 months

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Loki s2 Ep 5 Review

this will be short but SPOILERS AHEAD

ok so this is basically the umbrella academy season 2 in one episode except nobody remembers shit (loki = five ?)

O.B IS SO PRECIOUS HELLO

casey being a fawking criminal on the time line is not what i was expecting, but what especially caught me off guard is that he is based on a real person 😭😭 helppp

b-15...just b-15 🥹

ofc mobius' son would want a snake, i can smell future scene of loki conjuring him one or something. also love how the other boy seems to be mischivious?? they are adorableee

btw yall i wouldn't really bother worrying if mobius is donald blake cuz let's not forget that in the sacred time line he was a scientist who used to date jane. thor merely used it as an alias, mobius is NOT thor alright

not loki getting nervous then checking if he looks good before approaching mobius 😭 my dude

was that a...confession? hmm

o.b is actually impressive

yess go off sylvie, call him out ! 💀

sylvie's arms 😵‍💫 good day to be a lesbian

what's up with the tension between o.b and casey..? this series is full of homosexuals /j

here we go with the parallels again, loki talking about why he wants the tva back (his friends/mobius) is highkey giving me deja vu about how mobius was dodging loki's questions about why he wouldn't leave the tva (i'm delusional)

not casey catching strays 😭 leave him alone damn

oh we are all getting infinity war flashbacks right.

ok this may be biased but why does it feel like loki is the current "main character" of the mcu? he's like the tony stark of phase 4-5. like, that power moment ???

and again, the soundtrack ‼️ we freakin love you natalie holt 🫶

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alphawolfice1989 · 7 months

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Doug Judy was guilty of dog fraud

#doug judy #raymond holt #brooklyn 99

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brooklynstar · 1 year

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#brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #captain holt #Raymond holt #amy santiago #Rosa Diaz #Charles Boyle #terry jeffords #gina linetti #kevin cozner #Doug Judy #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #polls

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fanaticallyfantastic · 3 months

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a great show (imo) and has some pretty funny lines.

Some lines I think are underrated:

Jake worrying about Terry and his kids: "they're gonna be orphans. Fatherless, mother-having orphans."

"Hey, we accidentally startled a man that has a genetic heart condition. If you really think about it, his parents killed him."

"I told you, it's not harassment unless you prove their intent to fart!" Terry saying this like he's tired of people coming to him about Hitchcock and Scully.

Gina: Good morning! Holt: For whom? Gina: For you-m.

"Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves!"

"They're weak little children, Jake. One conk on the head was all it took."

"Look, even though I'm a scorpion, I will never drown your little frog ass."

#b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #charles boyle #doug judy #the pontiac bandit #gina linetti #terry jeffords #raymond holt #captain holt #caleb the cannibal #caleb the woodworker #b99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine quotes #funny #funny quotes #sitcoms #sitcom

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coff-beans · 3 months

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GUYS HOLY SHIT WE COULD HAVE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE LEGO SET!!

GO SUPPORT IT!!

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/7978e24e-da6a-4499-9646-4db82966cc87

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ninjadeathblade · 1 year

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i-attempt-then-i-fail · 1 year

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine has really earned the title of my favorite tv-show ever. Like it just has such an amazing cast and characters, the humor is top notch, I literally laugh every 25 seconds while watching an episode. And that's not an exaggeration. Just the plot, the tropes, the action scenes, the relationship dynamics, like come on. It truly has everything.

#brooklyn99 #brooklyn nine-nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #rosa parks #nah just kidding #rosa diaz #charles boyle #captain raymond holt #yassss queen #gina linetti #terry jeffords #norm scully #michael hitchcock #madeline wuntch #more like madeline witch #and our favorite The Pontiac Bandit #DOUG JUDY

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firefly-fez · 1 year

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as much as I generally like the ending of brooklyn nine nine I don’t love what they did with Jake’s character. I feel like his friendship with Doug Judy and the way it ended was a missed opportunity for Jake to re-evaluate policemanship and what he’s actually doing at the 99th precint. Jake has always had a very childish, idealised perspective of a police officer. His character arc centres around growing up and maturing - it seems like such a missed opportunity not to have his persepctive of a police officer also mature, especially considering he’s had so many moments that might prompt him to re-consider. After he’s wrongly imprisoned, he struggles with the responsibility of arresting the right person for the crime. He makes a wrongful arrest and is guilting of intimidating an innocent person - and he feels remorse when he realises the subject is innocent, but feels justified in his actions when he thinks they’re guilty. All throughout his relationship with Sofia, they argued about the ethics of her job, because she was defending “criminals”. And yes, she’s a defense lawyer, she does represent clients that have commited crimes.

Even though the last season tackled police reform in a lot of detail, it stopped short of defending the idea that even criminals deserve human rights. Even as it represented Doug Judy’s bittersweet departure from the show, highlighting that he ended up in a life of crime because he couldn’t get his life back on track after being convicted of a minor offense -- Jake is sympathetic and helps his friend, but none of the team acknowledge with any serious depth how badly the justice system failed Doug Judy.

That could have been a catalyst for Jake’s character, but it wasn’t.

Although it’s rewarding to see Jake go from fatherless to the-father-he-never-had, and his dedication as a stay-at-home dad and everything that means to him, I don’t think it was the most rewarding end to his character arc.

Instead, I’d love to have seen him do a deep-dive into Doug Judy’s old case files after his arrest/escape. (He’d have to be cautious, so that no one picked up on what he did). To really take the time and think back on every criminal he’d arrested and how much it changed the trajectory of their life. To look at the arrest record of someone he’d booked as a first-time offender, noticing that they’d been convicted of multiple crimes since then...and wondering if he’d condemned them to a cycle they couldn’t get out of with that first arrest. Looking back on his career and everything he did, without that idyllic, childish, ‘good guys vs. bad guys’ mindset.

And after all that, he goes back to Sofia. Not to get back together with her, but to tell her she was right. Defending the human rights of the accused, even if they’re guilty really is the basis of their entire justice system. So he re-connects with her - to network and gain her advice.

Because he’s decided - he wants to become a defense lawyer.

#jake peralta #brooklyn nine nine #and THAT'S how you show he's grown up #jake has such an idyllic childish borderline HARMFUL perspective of a police officer #he's ALWAYS been the character with the good guys vs bad guys mentality #treating victims and perpetrators alike as if they're all in a movie and he's the hero #have him grapple with it #reflect on it #use doug judy's arc to rock the boat #truly look back on his life's work #and re-evaluate #because the police reform program holt and amy are working on is great #but it only focuses on protecting the rights of the innocent #even if someone is guilty #they still deserve human rights #jake needed to be the character to take a stand and say that #because HE is the character with the criminal = dirtbag mindset #none of them really show compassion to the guilty but Jake perpetuates the good guys vs. bad guys mentality the MOST #his actual character arc ending is borderline ableist imo #because the idea is that he has 'matured' into a proper adult #because he's RESPONSIBLE now #ill admit that his last goodbye with holt is touching #but it's hard to really appreciate it for me #bc like every single reason that he struggles with responsibility #is a symptom of ADHD #expecting a character to 'overcome' that through working harder #is just NOT POSSIBLE for someone with ADHD #the expectation that Jake should overcome his struggles (all of which are ADHD symptoms)#without ever having his ADHD treated/mentioned/acknowledged #ust rubs me the wrong way

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currentlyonline · 2 years

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— my brooklyn 99 ships. <3

- jake, doug, and amy are in a polycule! jake and amy are married, while jake and doug are boyfriends!! <3

- gina and rosa are girlfriends! <3

– kevin and holt are married <3 ( which is canon but yk )

– jake used to have a huge crush on terry, to the point that he bawled his eyes out when he found out terry was engaged. ( not exactly a ship, but it was in a fic and i think it's hilarious lmao !! )

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #amy santiago #doug judy #rosa diaz #gina linetti #kevin cozner #ray holt #peraltiago #jake peralta x amy santiago #jake peralta x doug judy #perudy #rosa diaz x gina linetti #dianetti #kevin cozner x ray holt

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hitchell-mope · 5 months

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More, more, more by bal, devie, Gilonnie, Jane, Hades, perdox and Hadie (inside Mal’s subconscious)

(Lonnie, Maddy and Jane are strutting confidently down the steps of the stage towards a very weirded out Mal)

Lonnie: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Maddy: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Jane: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Lonnie: Hey,

Maddy: Hey

Jane: Hey

(They start dancing around Mal’s chair)

Lonnie: Touch of her skin, feeling silky smooth

Jane: Color of Café Au Lait

Madsy: Made the savage beast inside roar until it cried

All three: Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here

Mocha chocolata, ya-ya

Lonnie: More,

Maddy: more,

Jane: more!

All three: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

Creole Lady Marmalade!

(Id, Doug and Gil immediately pop out of the stage wearing 1920’s waiters attire and start dancing with Mal, Evie and Lonnie)

Id, Doug and Gil: 1, 2, 3!

My baby don't mess around

Id: Because she loves me so, and this I know for sure

Doug: But does she really wanna

Gil: But can't stand to see me walk out the door?

Maddy and Jane: Hey ya! Hey ya!

Evie and Lonnie: Hey ya! Hey ya!

Id: You think you've got it, oh, you think you've got it

Doug: But “got it” just don't get it 'til there's nothing at all

Gil: We get together, oh, we get together

Id: But separate's always better when there's feelings involved

The boys: If what they say is:

Evie and Lonnie: “Nothing lasts forever”

Id (prompting Mal): Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes

Then what makes, then what makes

uh!

Mal (still weirded out): Love the exception?

Doug: So why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh

Gil: Are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?

(Hades, Persey and Hadie descend from the ceiling dressed as circus ringmasters from the 1890’s)

Hades: Because the can-can can

Persey: Because the can-can can

Hades: Because the can-can can

Hadie: Because the can-can can

Hades: Hi-de hi-de-hi-de-hi

Persey and the boys: Hi-de hi-de-hi-de-hi

Hades: Ho-de ho-de-ho-de-ho

Hadie and the girls: Ho-de ho-de-ho-de-ho

Hades: Ra-ra ah-ah-ah

The girls: Ra-ra ah-ah-ah

Hades: Gaga oo-la-la

The boys: Gaga oo-a-la

Id: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Hades and the boys: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Persey: Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

Hadie and the girls: Who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?

Persey (pulling Maddy into a waltz): You drive me crazy

Doug (pulling Evie into a vaudeville routine): You drive me crazy

Gil (pulling Lonnie into a tango): You drive me crazy

Id (pulling Mal into a foxtrot): You drive me crazy

Doug and Gil: You drive me crazy

Id and Hadie: You drive me crazy

Hades: I remember when, when I lost my mind, oh

(Id spins Mal back into her seat in the audience)

Id (a cheerfully psychotic gleam in his eyes): Everybody can-can!

(Mal’s immediately pulled back into the performing throng as they can-can. But she fights them off and makes a break for the door)

Doug: Hey,

Gil: hey,

Hadie: hey,

Hades: hey!

(Mal frantically slams the door behind her)

Everyone except for Mal: Everybody can-can!

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aughts · 2 years

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j. peralta.

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soundsofmyuniverse · 2 months

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Joaquin Phoenix as Doug Holt in Inventing the Abbotts (1997) dir. Pat O'Connor

#filmedit #movieedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #userstream #fyeahmovies #doyouevenfilm #joaquin phoenix #jphoenixedit #cinemagifs #cinemaspam #inventing the abbotts #mine

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thebeesareback · 6 months

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Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy

"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy

"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy

"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy

"Ah, well done", Jake to himself

"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy

"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy

"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy

"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy

"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy

"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)

"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy

"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial

"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy

"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake

"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy

"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt

"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis

"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle

"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle

"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt

"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself

"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt

"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist

"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle

"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy

"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully

"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox

"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt

"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt

"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself

"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father

"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape

Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔

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canyourfavesurvivecastledracula · 3 months

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I've been thinking about the B99 cast and how they would all die in the castle:

Jake would be interested in the mystery and willing to play along but he's very scared of heights and could not do the scaling. Without that intell he doesn't grasp the full danger, gets annoying and gets drank.

Rosa was a storong contender for survival, depending on when she arrives at the castle. If it's midway through the series then she's much better at being undercover and doesn't blow it. She has the acrobatic skills to scale. She carries an axe. But ultimately what gets her is that she's attracted to evil people like Manuel Noriega. If she doesn't fall for the Count, she may very well fall for the Brides. I would bet she gets turned rather than drank, she would be a very impressive vampire.

Terry is...not great at being undercover and he looks like a threat. He could probably power through the castle doors but I'm betting he gets drunk up before it comes to that.

Amy gets on Drac's nerves. She goes fairly quickly. Even if she makes it through the first part of the visit, she absolutley throws a fit when he takes her stationary.

Boyle makes it until the Brides. He doesn't even fight back; he's had romantic hook ups with older women, it's cool. The only variable is if he needs to make it back to Nicolaj, but I don't see him surviving the wolves.

Gina throws a hissy fit when the Count throws her mirror out the window. She tries to assert dominance as she does with Pimento but Drac is not having it. Drank.

Captain Holt is interested in the mystery but he corrects several points in Drac's "history" monologue and gets drank for daring to know better.

Hitchcock willingly goes to the Brides.

Scully is very very sick and probably gets thrown outside for wolf food.

Only two characters could survive the Castle: Doug Judy and David Santiago, for completely opposite reasons.

Thank you!

#brooklyn 99 #b99 #cops

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