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#Dr Wang Fire: you don't say
nobully · 1 year
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time for weekly updates let's see what we have here...oh, is he..zombifying...? hmm
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one more chapter after this before arc wraps
chapter 89: farewell
his body is dying but he's still so cute
"don't be so nervous i'm fine" "i can chase them out [and then] pewpew"
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tl;dr since the novel plot's coming to an end and the villain still hasn't died yet (qin xian protected him too well) the story took matters into its own hands and had wang yi catch the zombie virus
using his mind control powers WY lures the zombie wave into one place and has them start killing each other while the city starts setting them on fire at the same time
sao ling gets one scene this time just to tell wang yi: bruh u just burned up the last 24hrs of ur lifespan with that stunt wang yi: lmao yeah i know
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and then wang yi asks qin xian for a carton of gasoline + explosives so he can set himself on fire to join them before he gets completely zombified too.
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wang yi: in the next life wang yi: if we can meet again... wang yi: let's stay together.* qin xian: ...! qin xian: are you pitying me, saying vague things like that! wang yi: it's not pity. wang yi: it's a promise. wang yi: i believe we'll meet again in the future. wang yi: does adjutant qin want to try believing in it too? *cue flames, end chapter*
*as a couple
hnngnnhnhnhh u did good wang yi u saved the world...even as a villain ; u ;
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sonderwrit · 5 months
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C103: Date
I Have to Be a Great Villain - Masterpost
You can't be a couple without going on at least one date!
[Wang Yi's Lesson on Shipping]
SIGN: Teaching and instruction included, Easy and Inexpensive
Wang Yi: No…
Wang Yi: Why does this make me sound like some expert!
[1. BE USELESS. If the other party can do it, don't do it yourself. Even if they can't, don't budge.]
WY: Go take that experimental subject (actually yourself) and chop it to bits.
X: Yesyesyes.
WY: (Sigh, can't believe this, why am I suddenly "in a relationship"?) [at a loss]
X Slime: (You have high standards*)
* this isn't exactly right but the pun is lost on me lol
[2. STICK TOGETHER. Entrances, exits, sleeping, waking.]
[Diagram: "Dog food*"]
* Chinese slang for lovey dovey scenes
[3. CARE FOR AND LOVE EACH OTHER. Even for the little things.]
[Group meeting]
X: You got some on your face.
WY: Un.
Scientists: (Something dirty entered the research hall.)
[4. SHOW OFF YOUR LOVE TO "BYSTANDERS"]
X: Speaking of which, doesn't this place resemble an aquarium? [I've seen it on the Internet.]
WY: Tch, there's a big difference, you country bumpkin.
(Acting begins)
WY: (You didn't go to an aquarium in your free time before?) [Including his previous 2 lives]
X: (No, I was circling around you the entire time.)
X: Mm, I did come from the countryside, so I haven't seen much of society.
X: Maybe I'll have to trouble Dr. Wang—to teach his junior more about these things.
WY: Urk…
WY: Tsk, what's so great about that place? Waste of time.
WY: But a good-for-nothing like you really is an eyesore.
WY: Since I haven't left the lab in awhile to pick up supplies, come with me to town during the next break day to carry my things. 
X: !
WY: (Although he has his previous memories, human society should still feel fresh for X who's been locked up in a glass case all this time, right?)
X: Are we getting ready to…go out?
WY: Obviously.
WY: Don't complain about being tired when it's time.
X: No way, I wanna go! Does this count…as a date?
WY: W-what date?!
WY: Scram! You're so unprofessional all the time, be careful I don't fire you!
X: Haha~ But it's so similar.
WY: Let's go already!
X: Yes.
Merman: ?
Merman: (Date… Aquarium…?)
Merman: (Is this what humans do to show their love?)
WY: (Although I agreed to associate with him, I really don't understand a thing!)
WY: …….
WY: Last time I went out seemed to be 5 years ago. The business district's completely changed… (The equipment stores I liked are all gone.)
WY: (What are lovers supposed to do again? Even though we're together, it doesn't feel any different than before.)
X: Um, what about just strolling around casually?
Girl 1: Hey, look there, so handsome.
Girl 2: Right? So tall too, but why's he wearing a white lab coat?
Girl: Maybe he's a doctor?
WY: …..
WY: (I really can't just let him wear lab clothes.) [It's too attention-grabbing.]
WY: Fine, come with me.
X: ?
X: (Where our skin touches…is very warm.)
X: (It feels as comfortable as the segment of my body…within him.)
X: (But—)
X: (It's not enough at all.)
???: Hurry and drink this, or else…
???: Or else I can't find you again.
X: (I…)
X: (I can't retrace the same path again.)
X: (Huh?)
X: (Why did I say, "retrace the same path"?)
Shwaaa (door opens)
Shopkeeper: Uwahh~
Shopkeeper: This gentleman has such good proportions.
WY: ….
Shopkeeper: He's like a professional model!
WY: Hmph. It's such a random jumble. Too ugly, change him.
Shopkeeper: No problem, next outfit it is!
Shwahhh
WY: ….
WY: (This, this outfit seems to suit Apocalypse!Qin a lot.)
WY: (Tch, what am I thinking!)
WY: No good, next one.
Shopkeeper: Okay then.
Shopkeeper: I see you don't look half bad either. How about I find a matching outfit so you two can be a pair?
WY: Urk…!
WY: Forget about me.
Shopkeeper: Come on~
X: ?
Shopkeeper: Come on, come on~
WY: Wang Yi.
WY: ?
WY: !
WY: ….
[Movie Poster: Oscar Award Romance Film Nominee, 2023—]
X: That person…no matter how I look at her, it's the female version of the merman, right?
WY: Those two slipped out of the lab ahead of time? (Why?)
X: Hm. The merman seems able to shapeshift a pair of legs, but he's not so great at walking.
X: What do we do?
X: Follow them?
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muffinlance · 3 years
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Hi so I had an idea for a fic that I’ll never write and wanted to share it! Basically zuko and the crew stop in a town where the avatar is supposed to be. Something happens that means the gaang is separated so sokka is there alone. With no money he decides to earn it by disguising himself as a therapist and helping the town with his wisdom. As you can guess, Iroh learns of him and decides it would be perfect for his troubled nephew and somehow convinces him to go. Sokka freaks out because this old man slides a ton of money to him so he’ll help his angry nephew (does iroh secretly recognise sokka? Up to you) Sokka realises he can get some super secret intel on the enemy to help the defeat the fire nation. Then Zuko starts talking (after lots of brooding and pouting and yelling) and sokka’s like...dude...wtf? And sees zuko in a whole new light and just doesn’t know how to handle it but has a whole new slew of insults for ozai and becomes low-key protective of the fire hazard. Don’t know what would happen after that, but thought this was a fun idea! Love your works btw
Barely Undercover Therapist Sokka? YES PLEASE.
Like, you could play this straight as Zuko and Iroh not noticing... Or Iroh alone could notice... Or Zuko does notice and is using Sokka to get to the Avatar.
And the timeline possibilities!
Is it Season One, with shouty Zuko encountering his therapist across multiple towns along the coast, in a running gag a la Cabbage Man as Sokka learns more and more things he Did Not Want To Know?
Is it Season Two, and Iroh pushes his nephew into therapy just as soon as their tea shop starts making enough money?
Or is it Season Three, and the Gaang arrived to the capital ahead of the invasion schedule, and Sokka went undercover as a therapist to gather intel... and meets a Barely Undercover Fire Prince full of crippling anxiety about his upcoming treason, wait no he didn't mean to say treason, it's just that... uh. He's... going to talk to his dad. And then leave to find his friends. Who aren't his friends yet, actually they kind of hate him, and actually that's for a good reason, but he hopes that they won't Actually Kill Him On Sight--
Sokka Dr Wang Fire: Wow buddy you need a therapist
Zuko Li: That's... why I'm here?
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