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#Dr. Andre Lee x Reader
christineedaaee · 1 year
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yokiidokii · 1 year
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How would the gang react to a reader who constantly says sorry ? like for every stupid thing at the end of a sentence due to being Bullied majority of their life . So now I their adulthood it’s just kinda automatic “oop I’m sorry” even when it’s not necessary
My smile is immeasurable- I do this so often you have no idea. I have absolutely been worried about not knowing if I was gonna do the request just right. This is not one of those times. I did have a surprising amount of trouble with it though? Despite it being something I myself do constantly lmao, ah well I hope I did it justice!
Also hi! I was in college so this is so very late and I’m so sorry about that <3 My prof mentally threw me around like a rag doll and I came out with my brain fried.
Warnings: I don't think any? Maybe some general allusions to anxiety just because of the prompt itself? Andre mentions weed but uh- nothing else! Relatively safe<3
Reagan
I feel like she understands, I could see her thinking of it more in a like, a logical sense? Not like she doesn’t understand the more emotional side of it- she’s got her own issues. But in the like “Oh, usually when people do this it means they are scared of what people think and don’t like conflict. I’ll keep that in mind.”
She gets it, and I want to be absolutely clear- I cannot see her being one of those people saying “It’s fine.” Because like, for her it doesn’t feel like it ever really is? But she will be the person to help you feel like, it’s okay that you said it but know that you do not have to. You didn’t do anything wrong.
If you want to tell her the reason why you do this, apologizing and explaining she will feel for you. I mean we’ve seen her school experience, we had one friend and a buncha kids who were way older than you and treated her like shit. Also her father, very much her father.
She won't ever press you or act like you aren't trying harder to get better but she'll make sure in her own way that you know it's all gonna be okay one day.
One day you won't have to think about the past and everything will be okay <3
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Andre
Andre may or may not have told you about his experiences with his family and how they really affected him.
You have probably also- at least once maybe seen him without drugs and how that can make him.
Long story short he is in no position to judge even if he for some reason wanted to.
Would offer you some weed
He means well and will not pressure you if you say no, though he will totally ask “Are you suuuureee?” because he cannot stress enough the wonders of medical marijuana
Whether or not you take it is up to you, but he will absolutely let you chill either in his office if you're at work or at his house- would come to your house to make sure your comfy if you need it<3
He is a loving man with lots of his own experience in this kind of regard and he will help you no matter what!
He is more than the drug guy though please literally let him be known for more than that he deserves it so any tips he's used to help himself out he will give to you.
A very caring man with his own issues and lots of advice and love to give if you'll have it~
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Brett
Oh honey, this man? This man understands.
Brett will apologize after you do because both of you think that is is somehow both of your faults.
Though he will undoubtedly let you know in every way he possibly can that it is not your fault in any way and that he loves you.
He would absolutely mention therapy- it helps him! It might help you?
He would absolutely be holding your hand anyway and if you do apologize while it happens, he’ll squeeze it in his own and shoot you a quick “No need to be!” before continuing the conversation. He doesn’t wanna spend the whole time acknowledging it just in case putting too much attention on it in the open would embarrass you or make you feel worse.
But he will be there for you, and he will be listing off things that he’s learned to help him when he can’t stop doing it either.
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Myc
I can see Myc start by just being a little bit sarcastic. Like he isn’t entirely sure why you do it just yet, but he doesn’t want you to be saying it and thinking that you did something wrong.
He gives those like “Oh yeah? You’re sorry?” and you know that if he had actual eyes, he would be giving you a look of ‘You really wanna do this rn?’.
And he will probably continue to do so even after he knows why.
He isn’t going to treat you differently per se, at least- he acts like he isn’t going to…
But you feel the tentacle that was already wormed around your waist squeeze just a little tighter before you end your sentence to remind you that you didn’t do anything, and you don’t need to apologize. 
I mean he gets it, he got bullied. He ended with a different outcome for himself, but he still understands. It sucks, and even if you don’t want to think about it or you don’t want to constantly feel like life is repeating itself over and over again but sometimes it’s just going to feel that way even if it isn’t.
Though Myc will be there to help you understand and work through all the woes of getting to inside your own head.
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Gigi
She would raise her brow at it at first.
Hit you with that “Honey you didn’t do anything wrong.” and make sure you know that it’s all okay.
Is teaching you how she ignores her haters constantly, if you say anything about it not being on the same level and you start apologizing again, she is going to lovingly slap you in the face with her words (She would not lay a hand on you ever-)
Comparing yourself gets a “tsk tsk” from her and a long list of all the parts about you she thinks are beyond stellar.
Gigi would be very honest -like the most honest maybe- about whether or not you actually have anything to be sorry about. 
If you do, she’ll accept your apology but try to figure out a way to do it in a way that won’t encourage you to do it when you don’t actually have to.
And when you don’t, she places a hand on her hip and gives you a look, eyebrow raised just lightly in a ‘really?’ sorry of fashion.
She’s not questioning it; she knows it happened. But she’s asking if you really wanna do it, you know that she will no doubt spend her time talking your ear off about not doing this again.
She does it with the upmost amount of love I promise- but like,,
Do you dare question her? I wouldn't
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Glenn
Okay. I don’t want to say Glenn doesn’t get it at first, but out of all of the people in the gang it feels right to say he might take the longest to adjust and learn how to handle it.
But just because he might not get it at first doesn’t mean he’s rude!!
It’s more of a “What? Why are you saying you're sorry? You didn’t do anything?” Kinda confused-
He’s a confused ol man, forgive him.
Though, he would understand the bullying thing like 100%
He’s no stranger to rude comments or being talked to as if he has no feelings, typical bully behavior even if he wouldn’t talk about it or call them bullies, just,,, assholes?
That and the feelings that come from thinking about those comments is something he understands, and something that he can try and a headspace he will gladly try to help you out of.
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she blinded me with science | andre lee x reader
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warnings: some mention of drug use, A LOT of cursing and some suggestive content. also the reader is a little oblivious just bc. teehee. i love making men nervous and playing dumb
word count: 1.9k
in this, you’ve also been working at cognito but you’ve only been there for a few months!
reader is gender neutral! the original song uses she/her pronouns because this song was made in the early 80s but that wont stop me from writing something for you all to enjoy! <3
also sorry if andre acts like a weirdo in this but come on guys, you’ve seen him in the show so you should have seen alot of this coming already
if this is a little out of character, my reasoning is that i’ve only seen a few people write andre as a wet cat bf and i need to be the one to contribute to that movement
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6 months ago
“..and this is the war room! everyone’s at lunch right now so we have the place to ourselves.” your eyes immediately fall on the large triangular table in the middle of the room and plasma screen tv that plays a rotating cognito inc. logo; brett really wasn’t kidding when he said the place was just a big metal box filled with fancy doo dads. “you know, I thought this place would be a little more..cavey. It’s not cozy just yet but I can see how a place like this could make someone feel important.” you say with a soft chuckle, taking in your surroundings before looking at brett with a nervous smile. “that’s the spirit! you ARE important and pretty soon, this place will even feel like home!” he says, smiling encouragingly and wrapping an arm around your shoulder before squeezing you against his side. 
in the middle of your conversation, the sound of the sliding metal doors opening and shutting behind you make you and brett turn to face them. “yoooo, there he is! a-dog, come meet our new teammate and your future best friend!” brett says, holding his arm out to grandiosely gesture to the disheveled man who had just walked in. ho. ly. shit. andre freezes in place when brett points him out to you, his first reaction to introduce himself throwing itself out the window when his eyes land on you. time almost moves in slow motion when you smile at him: that edible should have worn off a couple of hours ago, right? so why is he seeing the literal embodiment of beauty and why does his body feel like he’s been hit by a semi in the best way possible?
“andre?” “FUCK. I MEAN. ANDRE. BIOCHEM.” he suddenly blurts out, making you and brett jump slightly in surprise. after a few seconds of silence, you give a soft laugh and awkwardly extend your hand to him. “i’m (y/n). can’t wait to work with you.” you say with a reassuring smile; god, even your name makes him want to drop to his knees. andre shakes your hand rather robotically and you’d be lying if you didn’t want to laugh at the way his palm was both sweaty and cold at the same time. “alriiight, first impressions are a blast! but we should go introduce you to everyone else while we’re at it. lunch is on me!” brett says, already walking you out of the war room. andre watches the two of you leave, his eyes trained on the closed metal doors you had just walked past. “fuck.” is all he can manage before he sinks into his chair, a soft tint on his cheeks and his hands slapped over his face.
present
andre grips the sides of the sink as he faces himself in the mirror, face stern and (shockingly) sober. suddenly, he jabs a finger at his reflection, his breathing becoming shaky. “you, doctor andre motherfucking lee, are going to do this today or die trying.” almost immediately, he slaps himself across the face before dragging his hands down his face and groaning in frustration. “FUCCK, THAT WAS SO STUPID! THAT WAS NEVER GOING TO WORK!” he yells, sliding down the wall of the bathroom. he had finally had enough. for months, andre had watched you, avoided you, drunkenly attempted to flirt (he only ran away because his fear got the best of him, and he threw up in a nearby potted plant), and even made small talk with you; what wasn’t getting through to you? couldn’t you see the way he looked at you when reagan did mission debriefings that bored him out of his mind, didn’t you notice how he would go out of his way to visit your office or “conveniently” ended up at the same restaurant for lunch as you? if this is what an office crush felt like, he’d sooner blow his brains out before ever feeling like this again. but god, it hurt so good.
to this day, he can still vividly picture the night the two of you stayed late to work on your own projects and taken the same elevator up to the lobby. he was practically shaking with nerves when you stood next to him, causing you to ask if he was alright and suddenly, the two of you were holding hands and doing breathing exercises; andre mostly certainly calmed down if the dopey grin on his face had anything to show for it. of course, he could go on for hours about all the times you lent him your pen or the way you would unknowingly get him all worked up when you would lean in close and whisper some snarky remark to him about the mission (maybe that day he would have to go home and relieve himself one way or another), but saying something like that out loud would only inch him further toward an early grave. so andre was going to do it first. he had planned out exactly how and where he was gonna do it, going as far as to beg reagan to give him as much work as she wanted because when would reagan ridley miss out on the chance to give out more work?
and now here he was. “andre! working late again? reagan is really drilling into you, huh?” he could practically hear you smiling before he turns away from the elevator to give you a stiff wave, a tight-lipped smile on his face as you jog up to him and nudge him with your elbow. the two of you stand next to each other as you tap away at something on your phone and sigh softly. andre doesn’t dare to make confrontation, not confident in what will come out of his mouth next but he can feel his conscious yelling at him to just hurry up and do it. he’s about to open his mouth before the elevator doors open and you step in with andre behind you. “what floor? or are you done for today?” you say, your finger hovering over the button pad. “uh, l-lobby.” you press the button before leaning against the elevator wall while andre tries to keep his eyes off of you; the lobby was a ways down from the main building so there was plenty of time to talk. for about 5 minutes. the elevator jerks to a stop, making you wobble forwards with a yelp and andre to suddenly snap out of his panicked thoughts as he grabs onto the railing on the wall. the two of you look at each other, clearly confused before you look at the buttons by the door. “no emergency button? i knew we were the shadow government but this is ridiculous.” you grumble before putting your hands on your hips. “guess we’ll have to call someone to come and get us.”
andre looks around the elevator, trying to find another way out that maybe the two of them weren’t seeing; this wasn’t happening. he could handle being stuck, that wasn’t a problem considering he didn’t have any pressing matters to get to. but an enclosed space? ESPECIALLY an enclosed space with YOU? you would have to kill him to get that fantasy out of him. at the mere idea of being stuck here with you, he can’t help the nerves crawling up his throat. was he really going have to put it all out there for you to see here of all places? he wasn’t ready, he hadn’t planned what he was going to say yet. his mind raced at a million miles a minute, eyes darting all over the floor and his heart beating crazy out of his chest. he doesn’t even hear you when you call his name before you finally reach out to touch his shoulder. “andre?” “IMINLOVEWITHYOU” it’s quiet after that, andre’s face turning a bright red as you tilt your head. “you..huh?” andre freezes, more than unwilling to repeat himself: only problem was is that it was out there now and no turning back. “FUCK, i’m in love with you, ok?! i love the way you eat the same thing almost everyday, i love the way you laugh, i love the way you whisper stuff to me during meetings, i love the way you’re so fucking nice to people who don’t deserve it, i love all of that corny fucking stuff! i can barely sleep at night from how much i think of you and i can’t think straight when i’m around you! it’s so fucking annoying to start clamming up like that around you and we’re gonna die in a fucking elevator and i didn’t want to die without saying something!”
more silence between the two of you and andre is sure he’s fucked it up, not even daring to look in your general direction. when he does steal a quick glance at you, though, he’s shocked to see your face. you’re smiling, your face is red, and most importantly, you’re looking at him. “really?” before you can say something else, the elevator jerks alive; andre lets out a yelp and you immediately grab onto the railing behind you, thinking that this is the end until the elevator ride commences just as smoothly. a few minutes later, andre’s phone buzzes in his pocket before he fishes it out of his cost: “Sorry, was doing something in the basement, power surge”. soon enough, the elevator doors slide open to the lobby. “so, uh, about the elevator-” “crazy what paranoia can do to you, huh? i gotta tell you, that, uh...cocaine! yeah, that cocaine must have been WAYYY too much. can barely remember what i said in there.” andre says with a forced laugh, making the smile on your face grow and making him metaphorically shrink; he wasn’t sure what he was expecting when he confessed to you, but it definitely wasn’t this. he wasn’t OPPOSED to the idea of you feeling the same way, but he was almost intimidated at the way you were actually trying to identify the metaphorical elephant in the room.
“what did you say in there?” “nothing.” “come onnnn, andre!” you whine, grabbing his arm as he tries to walk away; trying to shake you off was futile before he finally looks at you and you raise your eyebrows eagerly. “good night, y/n.” you let his arm go in defeat as you puff up your cheeks and blow air out, andre walking away from you as he tries to suppress the smile on his face; he wasn’t gonna let you see how much he enjoyed the fact that you had been so wild to know more. “andre!” he makes it a point to turn around slow enough that you can’t see the traces of a smile on his face; however, that all flies out the window in no time at all when you take andre’s hand, squeezing it as you press a soft kiss to his cheek. “drive safe.” you say with a slight chuckle as you watch the way red crawls up andre’s neck before walking away. almost in a daze, he hobbles back to his car before sitting in it with a dopey grin on his face. he pumps his fists in the air as he slams his face into the driver’s wheel, the sound of the horn ringing into the night.
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i kind of abandoned this for a (checks my watch) couple of months but out of pure motivation, i picked this back up again ALSO the ending was a real struggle to me so i hope that you all found it enjoyable 🫶 thanks to anyone who reads this and i hope you enjoyed it, HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD NIGHT/DAY/AFTERNOON/MORNING WHEN READING THIS <33 also here’s yet another shameless promo for my ask box! rules are in my pinned post! <3
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rurivu · 2 years
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Special long hair Andre🥵🥵🥵
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michu-writes · 2 years
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Brett and Andre from Inside Job with a GN reader who was their childhood friend? (headcanons, please <33)
A/N: OMGJSHD sorry I don't get that many requests for inside job so I got really happy when I saw this on my inbox lmao. BRETT AND ANDRE THO <33. Andre is my favorite character from the show 💪
Warning: Drugs
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Brett Hand
When he saw you in Cognito, he was so happy and squealed. He haven't seen you ever since elementary school and almost didn't recognize you. Unfortunately, you both broke apart and stopped talking after you moved away to another town. He never really thought about seeing you ever again, but then he saw you working in a lab with a bunch of potions and formulas for only god knows what. He literally just ran towards you and interrupted your work as he burst towards the door. You didn't really recognize him either, but you knew it was him by his bubbly personality. He was really interested on how you even got into Cognito inc. He was kinda scared if you got kidnapped like he did- But oh my god you guys will instantly rebuild that same childhood best friend relationship you used to have.
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Andre Lee
Okay he'll be happy to see you of course, but he'd still panic. Why? Because he's a fucking drug addict now 😭. You'll have to be the first one to approach him, this man will just hide from you. He doesn't want you to be disappointed in him for becoming a drug addict, let alone not being a good doctor either. But once you do, he'd just kinda stiffen up and become a stuttering mess. He'd be like "Oh-!! Hey, Y/n. I... Uh... H-How you've been?" The urge to just do his drugs to feel better in front of you Istg. He's not the type to really get scared of doing drugs in front of people, but you're his childhood best friend. You've known him for years, it's different now. Anyways, you'll figure it out anyways by one of his colleagues. Just reassure him that's all fine, and he'll definitely warm up to you more. You'll eventually get a better bond than you used to have, so that's good! He'll also invite you to poker night with his friends and go to the club or something lmao.
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kayniee · 2 years
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Please part 2 of Myc/Andre. 🙏
Alright, here it is! Thanks so much for the request by the way haha. It really motivates me to write.
Addy wandered the building for a few hours after Reagan had finished her little speech. She had received an assigment which she promptly finished. She checked the obnoxious apple-watch knockoff. It was around an hour until lunch. She fiddled with the watch for a while - It was pretty much an iphone but the controls were worse and she had everyone in the Field Team's number - Until it was time for lunch.
She assumed that they were meeting in the room Reagan had dragged her to against her will in the morning. A quick text to her sister confirmed her theory.
By the time she maneuvered her way through the confusing-ass building that was Cognito Inc, everyone else in the field team was already there.
Andre was literally bouncing up and down in his seat, his bag planted in the one beside him. His dilated pupils hadn't shrunk, and he seemed like he had taken something else since the morning.
"About fucking time." A man that wasn't there in the morning - Glenn, Addy assumed - Grumbled. "I'm Glenn. I do bombs and shit. Don't bug me, and we'll get along fine."
"Yes, sir." Addy said with a mock-salute, taking note of the military uniform the dolphin-human hybrid was wearing.
"Sit down sit down sit down!" Andre said with a wide grin. "By the way I forgot to mention, I do science stuff but I specialize in drugs and diseases."
Addy grinned widely. "That's so fucking cool. I tried to get into science, but my dad didn't let me 'cuz I almost blew up the kitchen when I was 4 trying to make a 'healing potion' in the sink with some cyanide we had laying around."
Andre laughed erratically. "By the way - Have you tried purified angeldust? The high is so fucking intense it's insane."
She shrugged. "Eh, I prefer base angeldust. Sure the high isn't as intense, but it lasts way longer. And has less of a coming-down phase. By the way, what the fuck was in that hangover cure? Whatever it was, it was fucking magic."
He grinned almost bashfully. "Thanks. It's something I whipped up in college. Was actually what got Cognito Inc looking at me. It's just got a bunch of science-y shit in it, nothing that would interest you."
"Didn't I literally just tell you that science is really fucking cool?" Addy deadpanned. "But it's lunchtime, so yeah, probably best not to talk about sciencey stuff."
"You two done being fucking nerds?" Gigi rolled her eyes. "I'm trying to eat."
Andre narrowed his eyes at her. "I finally find someone who's as cool as me, and you want me not to nerd out with her? Not happening."
"Hey, I choose to take offense to that." The talking mushroom from the morning said, not sounding offended at all.
"By the way, what the fuck are you?" Addy asked.
"A psychic fungi more annoying than a bloodworm infestation." Reagan quipped.
"Wow, what is this, a Myc hate club?" The mushroom - Myc, Addy supposed - Drawled. "But yeah, she got it mostly right." His head - Globe? - Glowed for a moment, and his tentacle-thingies twitched. "Hey, why the fuck can't I read your mind?"
"You were trying to read my mind? What the fuck, dude?" Addy glared.
"Hey, don't take it personal. I do it to everyone. You didn't answer my question. You some sort of alien? Somethin' from Hollow Earth disguised as human? One of buzzkill's robots?"
"No comment." Addy took a bite of the mac-and-cheese cassarole she had grabbed from the food synthesizer in one of the rooms she had passed on her way to the meeting room.
"You think I would make a pretend-robot-sister?" Reagan asked, incredulous.
Myc turned to look at her, the globe lighting up again. "You gave her a fucking wristband to keep me out of her head? You psychopath."
Reagan smirked. "Yup. Made 'em last night." She flashed him her wrist. "Didn't lock you out of me completely, though. Just out of everything that has to do with our darling Addy."
"You motherfucker." The mushroom growled, if it could even do that. "This so unfair." He whined.
Addy mouthed a silent 'thank you' to her sister, making the corner of Reagan's mouth quirk upwards.
"Fine, Adelaide. Have it your way." The mushroom seethed. Addy flinched at the use of her full name, but tried to disguise it by shoving a glob of mac-and-cheese in her mouth. She could deal with being called by her full name if it meant her privacy was left in-tact. Besides, she doubted Myc would stop calling her that even if he knew the reason she hated it. He seemed like that type of asshole.
Andre laughed nervously. "So anyways. Addy, you wanna hang out after work today? You've made it onto my cool-people list, and there's not that many people on there, so, uh, yeah."
"Sorry, tonight doesn't work. Friday does though."
He visibly perked up. "Great! Great. I'll prepare a drug cocktail you won't believe. It's gonna be so cool!" He started mumbling under his breath, pulling a small notepad out of his lab coat and furiously scribbling God knows what.
Addy caught her sister giving her a weird look. Reager knew she didn't have anything today. Addy mentally prayed that she wouldn't say anything about it. Reager didn't have many social skills, but Addy knew that if she shot her puppy-dog eyes at her, she would keep her mouths shut.
Myc groaned loudly, throwing his head back dramatically. "I fucking hate not knowing what's going on. How do you people deal with it all day?"
"Just pay attention to someone else - Like Gigi. She seems interesting." Addy said offhandedly. She really couldn't care less about that asshole mushroom's feelings.
"C'mon, this is such a dick move." Myc grumbled. "Reagan, you motherfucker, I fucking hate you."
"Feeling's mutual." The inventor bluntly said, starting to eat the pepperoni pizza slice she somehow pulled out of her pocket.
Addy shovelled the last few bites of the mac-and-cheese cassarole into her mouth, wiping the remnants off her cheek with a sleeve.
"See, Addy, the job isn't so bad, is it?" Reagan said, mouth full of pizza. "You aren't mad at me anymore, are you?"
"Fuck you. You picked me up with your metal claws and dragged me here, what do you think?"
Reagan grinned. "You aren't mad?"
"You owe me a favour." Addy grumbled.
"Fine." Reagan shrugged. "That's fair. I can do that."
Gigi finished the meager salad she was eating and silently stalked away, shooting a glare at Addy. The inventor didn't exactly know why the girl disliked her, but she honestly didn't care.
Glenn, the dolphin-man-hybrid-thing, followed her shortly.
"Sorry, I gotta run, too." Andre apologized. "You have my smartwatch number obviously - I have yours too - So I'll text you with the details later. Bye!"
"Now that the interesting people whose minds I can actually read are gone, there's really no reason for me to be here." Myc sulked.
"Hey, I'm still here!" Brett said, almost encouragingly.
"I said interesting." The mushroom muttered bitterly. "As for you, Adelaide." That damned name again. "Trust me when I say that I will read your thoughts eventually. Mark my words. I'm almost 4042. You can't fucking outhink me, bitch." He stalked away.
Reagan grit her teeth. She stood up from her spot next to Brett and sat down where Andre used to be. "Say the word," She muttered bitterly, "And I'll rip that damn mushroom's head off. Or at least tell him to knock it off. I just need to pull in a few favours, and -"
"It's fine, Rae." Addy gave her a forced smile. "I can deal with it. Besides - It's not like he'd stop. I know guys like him. It'll only make him want to dig more into me."
Reagan sighed. "I wish I could say you were wrong, but.." She stood up again. "Speaking of which, I've got to go. You can get home by yourself?"
Addy nodded. "Seeya at home."
"Seeya."
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ardentmuse · 2 years
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Hello, lovely humans! 
This blog is officially ACTIVE. And I couldn’t be more excited to getting back to writing for pleasure.
As many of you know, a few years ago I took a leap into writing professionally and now I am a full-time interactive fiction narrative designer, writer, and editor. While I adore my job, I also spend most of my time writing things based on storylines designed by others, few things solely of my own invention. And writing begets more writing. The more you do it, the more you want to do it, the more you are stimulated by the act itself. And so, even though my writing schedule is more busy than ever, I need to counter it with writing that is strictly for fun, otherwise I am going to burn out completely.
So thanks for your patience on this journey. I am SO THRILLED to celebrate with you.
To celebrate, we’re going to do some stories based on prompts and add some new fandoms to the mix.
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(yes, the good place gifs are back)
The Rules:
Must be following me (@ardentmuse)
Must submit me an ask with a number of a prompt and a character
Must like this post
Please reblog, but this isn’t required :) 
Only one submission per person, please!
Block “#ardentmuse welcome back” if you don’t want to see these for whatever reason (though some of my best work comes from prompts)
Each ask will become a reader-insert imagine. Aiming for ~1k words for each of these, but we’ll see where the spirits take me.
Note that these will be slower than my previous turn around on these. My goal is one per day, to be cut off in ~3 weeks, so it is likely I won’t get to every prompt. I’ll do my best.
Character list and prompt list below the cut.
Hugs, Lia
Characters:
Note: all responses will be reader inserts (no x ships). Also, this list is off the top of my head so if I missed anyone that you really want to see, let me know.
*Bold represents characters I am absolutely in love with writing at the moment, so those requests would make me so happy
Harry Potter:
Bill Weasley
Charlie Weasley
Percy Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Ron Weasley
Harry Potter
Neville Longbottom
Draco Malfoy
Cedric Diggory
Oliver Wood
Severus Snape
Sirius Black
James Potter
Remus Lupin
HPHM:
Bill Weasley
Charlie Weasley
Talbott Winger
Barnaby Lee
Murphy McNully
Orion Amari
Andre Egwu
Jae Kim
Diego Caplan
ASOIAF / Game of Thrones:
Ned Stark
Robb Stark
Jon Snow
Bran Stark
Tyrion Lannister
Jaime Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Stannis Baratheon
Theon Greyjoy
Gendry (Waters)
Podrick Payne
Sandor Clegane
Petyr Baelish
Kingsman:
Harry Hart
Merlin (Hamish Mycroft)
Eggsy Unwin
Tequila
Whiskey (Jack Daniels)
James Spenser (Lancelot)
Love Island: The Game:
Jake Wilson
Bobby McKenzie
Gary Rennell
Henrik
Lucas Koh
Ibrahim
Noah
Bruno
Will
Lovelink:
Antoine Dawson / Noah Cruz
Brett O’Hara
Cianán Ó Faoláin
Dr. Vile
Jay Perry
Gabe Scott
Garrett Brown / Rory O´Brien
Hugo Hornsby / Marco Bottazzi
Taylor (Hugo / Marco’s route)
Nicholas Adley
Nick Klaus
Nori Cove
River Nightshade
Salvatore Luciano
The Prompts from Futurama:
Good news, everyone.
At the risk of sounding negative, no.
I love Y/N, always and forever.
This is it. The moment we should have trained for.
For a split second, my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
I never even told her I loved her.
Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason. 
It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem.
...plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything.
Hey, sexy mama.
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Thank you all for the inspiring advice, but I’m perfectly happy with my life the way it is.
Life is about decisions.
Oh wait, you’re serious. 
You leave me breathless.
Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement.
We can all fight when we’re drunk.
It’s all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies.
I’m feeling a strange new emotion I have never felt before.
You lost the woman of your dreams but you still have [xxxx].
Let’s knock this up a notch!
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
I know who you are. You're the woman I've waited for my entire life.
You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.
I really ought to do something but I am already in my pajamas.
Valentine’s Day is coming up?
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Of course I'm being irrational, I'm in love!
Let's get the hell out of here already! 
What the hell is that thing?
You know, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
You should say something else.
It really makes me happy to see you right now.
What kind of party is this?
I can explain.
But of everyone I ever dated, you're probably in the top ten.
It's been quite a journey. 
What a thoughtful and considerate thing for you to say.
Look, I know it's not much consolation. But, I understand how you feel.
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insidethejob · 2 years
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Andre: I love you Y/n, high as balls: To bad no one loves you lol
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cognitosclowns · 2 years
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Could I pester you for some Dr. Andre x male reader nsfw content?
you can ALWAYS PESTER ME FOR SMUT SMDNSMD
Minors piss off!! not for you!!
Nsft content!!
<3 Andre
If you possess the Peen? He sucks dick like a champ
just,, no gag reflex? He makes the most vulgar, guttural noises dmsnd like he’s having a religious experience i stg? He doesn’t even care if his throat is sore 
He’ll actively encourage you to thrust into his mouth - straight up grabbing your hips and tugging to tempt you <3 cheeky bastard
Even if you are not a Peen Wielder, his mouth with gladly be put to use - he’s exceptionally dextrous with this tongue, and he likes to impress <3
His fingers are kinda bony bc,, hes a scrawny guy! Also kinda crooked from his clumsiness + cracking his fingers constantly. He’ll definitely finger you but,, be warned smds
He’s either slow and savouring, or absolutely rutting into you like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do smdnsd the Chaos (tm) doesn’t go away in bed
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*cocks cock* 
If you decide to do the fucking?
Oh buddy he’s grinning like a madman the whole time. Sex is a very happy affair for him - he doesn’t get why it should be super serious? He’s absolutely cracking jokes, spread shamelessly while he smokes a blunt smdns
You can absolutely fuck that smile off his face if you work at it thought!!
Protip : slow and hard, rather than fast. You’d expect him to want super fast sex, but tbh the stuff that wrecks his brain is when he can feel every drag. Torturously slow on the pull out before slamming back it, he’ll be putty in your hands.
When he gets to that point, he starts rocking back against you!! Eyes all closed and rolled back, mouth hanging open - it’s probably the most calm you’ll ever see him smdnsd
He’ll hook his legs around you to keep you close when he cums <3 lots of vv guttural groaning in the back of his throat!!
He’ll snuggle into you during the post-orgasm bliss of it all <3 all pink and sweaty, he’ll probably fall asleep right there with you inside him if you let him smdnsd
<3 <3 <3 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK!!
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christineedaaee · 1 year
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i am literally in love with reagan ridley so can you write a reagan ridley x fem!reader that works in the assassination department? maybe how they first met and how the dates are like, thank you n take care<333
I LOVE THIS EHHEHESHA
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HOW YOU MET
you both met when JR assigned you to fake assassinate reagan to get away from rafe
you almost actually shot her so you got an earful off her
"YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!! ARE YOU INSANE?? DO YOU WANT ME DEAD??"
"I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT MY JOB!!"
so then she looks into that a bit too much
she may or may not have gotten you to kill multiple people
HOW YOU TO GOT TOGETHER
after you assassinated the pope, the entire office congratulated you and you smiled at her
she stopped working until myc put his dick tentacle on her head and said,
"woah, you are FREAKISHLY in love with them.."
"HEY!! SHUSH!!"
after about an hour of contemplating, she gave you a letter because she was too awkward to actually speak in person
she sent it on a roomba
and she wrote on the most stained, crumpled up piece of paper in the most scrawny handwriting ever
I love you a
I really really really like you, but I have no idea on how to say it to you in person so forgive me for that.
would you like to go to
FUCK WHY IS THIS SO HARD
would you go out with me?? tick a box
yes no
obviously you ticked yes, then followed the roomba to where she was (her office) and gave her the biggest smooch of her life
HAHAHDASHGGHDASHGDSHGCDBHV <33
DATES
she would 100% let you snipe people from the rooftop of incognito while holding your hand
she doesn't really like going out to fancy dinners, so your dates usually consist of at home, playing video games, takeout and netflix and falling asleep on the couch
she doesn't care what she's doing as long as its with you <33
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yokiidokii · 10 months
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May I request hc's of The Gang with a male reader that's new to Cognito?? Just a normal guy that was suddenly thrusted into a crazy company to work in
I thank you for taking me up on my offer, I hope the wait wasn't too much! I wanted to write something good and I wasn't happy with my first go around so this was my second take >:)
And may I just add, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!
Warnings: Absolutely nothin, you are so safe baybe <3
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Reagan
Another one??? She'd sigh but considering how good for both her and the company Brett turned out to be she can't complain about it.
She'd have probably gotten all of her "You aren't who you say you are" theories out on Brett so luckily you are spared. for now.
Would give the most thorough tour. Like you will know all the places that you need to by the end of this tour along with a good handful of the people who work in them.
I feel like Reagan would be pretty interested in what job you would be there to do? Like she's got no clue what you were hired based on- please tell her it wasn't the firmness of your handshake.
Regan reeks of a burnt-out gifted kid it's because that's what she is SO I'd imagine that she would be incredibly good at helping you figure out all that shitty 'welcome to the company keep us a secret or we disappear you' papers. Like she knows why there are so many but it can get overwhelming for a first-timer to read about all the ways your employer can see in on your life when you aren't paying attention and also how many ways they plan to kill you.
She would be vaguely interested in your outside life, maybe not as much as some of your other coworkers so it may not come up as often as either of you would like compared to general water cooler conversations.
Okay sweet girl would try and be entertaining or fill the quiet with jokes or something and it would absolutely come out like a threat SHE'S TRYING SO HARD SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
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Brett
WOW!!! Another guy in his exact position? Your impending friendship has to be fate.
He'd be more than glad to show you around! This place is pretty easy to get lost in but he assures you that you'll get used to it after a while.
Brett has the most heart, he found his family at this place! So he's going to try his best to give you all the reasons why this place may be a madhouse, but it's a madhouse ~with heart✨
He's got something nice to say about basically everyone and everything that resides within Cognito, so you'll have at least one reason to like everyone here!
Pretty laid back but very welcoming! I mean he was once in your position. Sometimes you get some serious imposter syndrome being surrounded by all these cool brainiacs and walking, talking conspiracies, so if you ever need to talk his office door is always open <3
This man is as warm as the fluffiest thickest comforter you have ever seen and doubly as welcoming so he's sure to try his darndest at including you in things and introducing you to his friends!
Would be so willing to listen to you talk about your life outside of work, but if you don't want to? That's cool too! He can talk about his life outside of Cognito! No bonding time lost ;)
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Andre
Being normal doesn't always mean being boring. He is invested in finding out what interesting secrets hide within the walls you've put up.
So okay, he will genuinely try and help you around if he's tasked to. He can show you the places you need to be and introduce you to a handful of cool people HOWEVER he will sit back and laugh as you experience the madness. He enjoys the confusion and probable moral panic.
He won’t leave you floundering though. Andre is a talker, the tour will be full of weird info he knows but he will also be asking you questions about how you ended up here like the whole time? He’s just a curious lil fella :) 
Also would be someone to lounge in your office, if you don’t have anything to decorate it off the bat he might think it’s a little bit boring however he won’t say anything. But you may start noticing more small and funky novelty objects appearing in your office.
(It’s him. All of them are from him and they are so silly) BUT! They all stay, they hold sentimental value AND they make your space less boring and more homey :) TRIPLE WIN!!!
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Myc
Helpful in his own special Myc kinda way, like a little bit of an asshole about it but not so much that it feels like he’s being a total dick? He’s still helpful but he’s using terms from Cognito that you definitely do not understand yet. He’ll explain it son, he just wants to watch you squirm for a minute as you try and figure it out what the fuck he’s talking about.
His tour would be like some emotional rollercoaster? You don’t really know what’s going on here so he’s going to fuck with you. Hyping up what’s beyond this door as some big scary bad thing and it’s not, it’s just craft services- it’s just to amuse himself.
Simillar to Andre in that he will laugh and tease you about shit, but he will absolutely have more amo because of the whole mind reading thing? More stuff akin to him mentioning Brett’s lovely memory of Dane Cook routines in episode 1. It’s just the Myc special baby well one of them anyway ;) 
He’d obviously have a preference to tell you more nice things about the gang? Even those might not sound nice but uh- they are for him? HOWEVER he will tell you to never tell them or he will find you. You are slightly unsure if it’s a real threat or not???
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Gigi
Ok, Gigi would be one of if not the most helpful to be able to show you around.
Based on how she acted with Brett- she might flirt with you, but like who would complain about that have you SEEN HER????
Knows where the best places in the office to get cell reception are 
She lives for the gossip and will gossip about all the coworkers she introduces to you. Is it true? Probably. Will you trust her? Up to you~ it’s all true okay– eat this shit up. SHE HAS THE GOOD SHIT.
Honestly? Her welcome would be nice? Like her own work is super chaotic but she knows how the fuck to handle all this. She knows how to help you deal with all this chaos.
Would ABSOLUTELY look you up on social media to know what you’re all about.
Ears are always ready to listen. Absolutely ready to listen to you spill all the tea about wherever in the company you do end up in. Even if it’s her own she knows interesting shit is always happening within these walls - GIVE👏🏻HER👏🏻THE👏🏻DEETS
OK SO NOT TO BE RUDE BUT- She is going to judge your bland ass office hardcore. She just is, it’s a fact of life. She’s got recommendations right away.  Follow her orders. Please-
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Glenn
Actually kind of wholesome??
You might actually get a decent tour, I think it’s fair to say based on him that it would be pretty biased? Especially about what part of the company he hopes you’d join *wink wink nudge nudge*
The tour would probably be surprisingly thorough? Especially his section and Andre’s! He knows the most about those two places so that isn’t the most shocking? Though some of the other places get the bare minimum knowledge.
He would also be able to show you the best places for napping, Old man naps <3
There might be a little less said, but what is said is important. So if he gives someone or something a compliment know that he means it.
I mean he was a normal man once, he still kinda is? Y’know minus the dolphin stuff? So if you need someone to hash it out with when the company gets too much you could come to him. If he likes you enough he might let you launch a missile somewhere- please have restraint. Please.
He’d probably also want to talk, please indulge him in getting to talk about his life at least a little bit with serious responses and care. He deserves some genuine care too and it makes the whole… whatever you two have going on feel more mutual to him :D
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INSIDE JOB MASTERLIST 👽
she blinded me with science (andre x reader)
super freak (andre x afab!reader) part 1
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🏍️Genius 🏍️
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michu-writes · 2 years
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One: great taste in media judging from your masterlist! I had a idea for a request! Inside Job(either maybe brett,andre or gigi if you need specifics! I will be happy with whichever) x reader who is basically tom/tamara? In personality wise AND maybe this reader has holes instead of eyes like Tom? I think that be really interesting to see their reaction to it! No matter if you do or don’t write this! Plz take care of yourself and to stay happy!
A/N: Thank you, and I FUCKJNG LOVE THIS REQUEST SO MUCH, ITS SO FUN LMAO. I hope you like this, and I hope you have a great day <3
Also I didn't write for Gigi because I didn't know how to write for her- Or I didn't really feel like it yk- IM SORRY :((!!!!
Warning: Slight nsfw (talking about making out, hickeys and sub or dom, nothing TOO bad)
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Brett
When he first met you, he felt so intimidated and scared around you- LIKE LETS JUST SAY YOU ALSO WORK FOR COGNITO!! The moment he saw you, he was like "Jesus- You're very… scary. BUT IN A GOOD WAY" and you just looked at him like 🤨. Once you both had to sit in the same room for a meeting, and he just kept looking at your eyes. I mean, it's nothing new for you but he was like REALLY looking at it none stop to the point he couldn't even pay attention to the meeting. So you just gave him a bitchy look, which made him jumó a bit and look away- You just chuckled. BUT ANYWAYS WHEN YOU BECAME FRIENDS, HE KEPT ASKING ABOUT YOUR EYES!!!! Like how did it happen and shiz. Yo I didn't mind, but whenever you were going to explain, you always got interrupted by something (like in literal eddsworld). He eventually just gave up because he felt rude for always asking and looking about your eyes.
ANYWHOOOOOO
Even when you were quite rude and cold to people and about your eyes, HE ALSO SOMEWHAT FOHND YOU KINDA HOT- Like maybe it's the way you look so badass and can literally beat him up anytime-
When you started dating, YOU WERE THE POWER COUPLE WHO CAUSED CHAOS <3. LIKE WE HAVE THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND THEN ON THE OTHER HAND WE HAVE THE FUCKING CHIHUAHUA <3333. It's lowkey the best fucking dynamic !!1!1!1!! You'll be literally death staring everyone who thinks Brett or you are weird, while Brett is just being an oblivious son of a bitch :3. Honestly, the gang would be wondering how you guys even got together in the first place. I mean, they always knew that Brett had a strange taste, but still.
BUT HEAR ME OUT
Brett woukd fucking burst and turn red during make out sessions. HES LIKE "Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god am I really making out with the hottest person in Cognito?!?!?!?!?!" He almost passed out 💀. He'd like to get a hickey from you too, he just feels so confident and powerful when people know that your his <333333.
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Andre
DUDEEEE HE THINKS YOURE THE HOTTEST BEING HES EVER SEEN, NO KIDDING!!!! He doesn't even think about your eyes, he just wants to kiss you smhhh. Ever since he saw you, he's been trying to catch your attention some way or another. Either from flirting, teasing, chit chatting, ANYTHING to the point it actually started to annoy you a bit. One time he wouldn't leave you alone even if you tried to signal him that you wanted to be alone. Sure, sometimes he flattered you BUT YOU NEEDED TO FOCUS ON YOUR WORK!! So what did you do? You fucking kicked his ass! Literally! You pushed him to the ground and said "Leave me the FUCK alone, moron." AND THE WAY HE LOOKED AT YOU ISTG. He literally had hearts in his eyes. He literally mouthed "Holy shit" and fucking blushed. You noticed, which made you look at him confused, but you couldn't help but blush too. Because he looked so cute- You only sighed and helped him up. "If I give you my number, will you finally leave me alone?" "Can't say I promise, princess/prince." THE PETNAME. THE FUCKJGN PETNAME. You rolled your eyes and gave him a note which was your number and walked away. AFTER THAT INCIDENT, YOU BOTH COUDKNT STOP TEXTING EACH OTHER. It was that moment you actually thought he was kinda cool, and where he thought that you're his love of his life. THIS FUCKING BITCH- He's most likely dreamt about being dominated by you 🤷. HE HAS ALWAYS THIUGJT THAT HES A MASSIVE DOM, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, HES THE MOST SUBMISSIVE MF OUT THERE. We won't talk much about it though because,,, yeah--
When you both started dating, he couldn't stop talking about you with his colleges. He's like "Oh, me? Yeah I'm dating this awesome sexy and hot person, you probably know them, it's y/n. They're so fucking attractive, you'll be jealous." He's basically a simp. BUT YK, HIS LIFE GOAL IS TO MAKE YOU A BLUSHING AND FLUSTERED MESS BECAUSE ITS ALMSOT IMPOSSIBLE. Whenever he tries to flirt with you, you'll only look at him like "Is that all you got?" And then start flirting with him instead and make him the flustered one instead.
ITS SO!!! I love him
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cognitos-handbook · 2 years
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Just got a fantastic suggestion from a lovely pal that I think will be a great kickstarter to this blog :p
Okay I got permission to out you @nfxtuated enjoy this :p
Nsft below <3
“Using a remote control vibrator/sex toy on the gang in the middle of a meeting”
Reagan
Yeah, she would 100% be an awkward mess during this, I’m sure
Especially considering this is her meeting. That she called. To talk to the entire group about some pressing matters and a new mission
Oh boy
How you managed to get her to agree to it, nobody really knows
But she did, and so she had to try and tough it through the meeting while you lounged off to the side, being a smug little shit with the vibrator controls pulled up on your phone
She’s not awful at hiding it, mind you; she’s pretty decent at acting like nothing is going on, actually, but you definitely could catch her off guard
The way she suddenly lurches forward when you decide to jump the settings after having them on low for a while? The glare she sends you while she tries to awkwardly laugh it off is so worth it
Just spend the entire time edging her, please
It drives her up the fucking wall and you could practically feel the frustration rolling off of her in waves
(Don’t be put off by all the glaring and looks you get though; she wouldn’t easily admit it but fuck if she wasn’t actually enjoying it)
She ends up sorta rushing through the end and wrapping things up
While you kept the vibrator on high
She fucking drags you out of the room the second she can and yeah, you’re in for a hell of a night; especially when you just grin and fuck with the settings again, possibly setting her over the edge
There’s no way in hell she’s letting you get away with that without retaliating >;)
Brett
He’s actually the one who was interested in trying out the toy, but when you bring up using it during the meeting? Dear lord
He’s down without much if any hesitation, that’s for fucking sure
Mans is very lucky that the attention is on Reagan for the meeting (that or on that gang’s phones as they pay no attention what-so-ever lmao)
This isn’t anything super crazy considering just how many out of pocket things he’s done and dealt with through all his hazing, but it def still gets to him
Mainly because it’s you doing it to him, really
He’s a bit of a squirmer, definity, and chews on his lip a lot when you change things up on him
It helps him fight making noise, especially when you push the settings at random intervals (mostly when you notice him getting too relaxed)
It’s especially fun when you sit right next to him and are able to watch him squeeze his thighs together and shuffle around in his seat, restless as all hell but trying way too hard not to let anyone in on the know
Does he cum in his pants? Probably, yeah
But don’t worry, feel free to keep it up! His wide eyed look when you grin at him is too perfect to pass up
This ends up being something you try again. Probably several times
Would love to try it on you in turn
Gigi
Honestly? Between the two of you it was probably a mutual idea, really
Could see it as a sort of competition, trying to see how well Gigi could last and if you could make her break her resolve
But man is that woman a hard one to break
She’s confident from the moment you start up the vibrator, a small smirk on her lips when you look at her
Try changing and messing with the settings however you can and however much you want and it seems to do nothing
But if you know her well enough? You know her tells? You can see the little things that give her away
Little things that nobody else would bat an eye at, like how she fixes her shirt a little more often, shifts her gaze a little more than necessary…
No matter what you do, it doesn’t seem to work, though towards the end of the meeting? After pushing all the right buttons (haha) and relentlessly teasing her the entire time?
You see some of that begin to slip a little more
She crosses her legs, still elegant as ever, though her jaw is clenched, and you can see her watching you from the corner of her eyes
She still wins and keeps composed through the entire thing but when y’all get out of there? She’s making sure to have fun with you <3
Glenn
The king of conflicted feelings about the entire idea
Of course he’s super down and obviously ends up agreeing, but man he’s nervous as all hell holy shit
He’s canonically had sex dreams about everyone (which is still fucking hilarious we love u dude) so I’m sure this shit would be right up his fucking alley no matter how much he may be in denial LOL
I definitely see him as having possibly the hardest time keeping it together out of all of them
The guy is sweating fucking bullets from the moment you walk into the meeting room, and nothing has happened yet
When you actually start it up, even at the lowest setting, he’s already losing his shit, but like hell if he isn’t gonna enjoy every second of it, even if y’all end up getting caught/called out
The gang definitely ends up noticing something is up when he gets all antsy, unable to handle just how much you toyed with him
Turn it all the way up and he nearly breaks the table, gripping the edge of it so hard that his knuckles turn white, gritting his teeth
They do end up just brushing it off though; weirder shit happens all the fucking time, he’s probably just tripping or something
He ends up cumming pretty hard when you finally push him over the edge (tease him about it, it’s funny)
Oh but if you think this man doesn’t end up getting his revenge? You’re dead wrong ;)
Andre
Oh he’s definitely the one who came up with the idea
And got super giddy and excited when you agreed to it, just as down and eager as he was lol
He’s absolutely done much worse shit so this is an absolute breeze for him
Honestly this man would be so fucking pleased the entire time LOL just absolutely blissed out and enjoying every second of it
He’s already a pretty fidgety guy, so nobody thinks twice about all of the shuffling around he does
Encourages the hell out of you to fuck with the settings as much as you want and try out as much as you want to/can
Turn it up whenever he has to speak, trust me
He's good at keeping his composure for the most part, but his voice probably jumps an octave if you time it and hit a spot in him just right
Stupid fucking grin on his face the entire time. He has zero shame about any of this whatsoever
Honestly feel free to make him cum during the meeting honestly; he won't flip like some of the others might
Def gives you a look tho
And you know damn well more shenanigans like this are bound to happen again
And that he definitely returns the favor later on :D
Myc
(We're not gonna question how this would work with where shit is hidden LMAO)
His entire job is literally just getting off in front of people
So really he doesn’t even hesitate or question it when the suggestion is made; he’s all for it
He thinks its funny if you think you can get any sort of reaction out of him during the meeting, or if you think he'll even draw any attention
Calm, cool, collected and annoying as fucking ever the entire fucking time
Makes you sit next to him for the fun of it and you can see him twitch a bit every once in a while when you really ramp up the settings on him
He keeps one of his arms on you the entire time, on your thigh probably, and totally uses it to his advantage to be able to tell what's coming
Make him pay for that!
Either turn it up high enough on the right setting, or turn it down so it's a really dull, slow pulse
You'll feel his arm clench around your leg and he'll snake another around you to pull you a bit closer to him
Maybe whispers some vague, meaningless threats at you for being a little shithead
Just grin and keep fucking with him my dude 
He won't do shit that you both wouldn't end up being into LOL
With him it's 100% guaranteed that he ends up trying it out on you at a later date, and knowing him, he's much worse about it <3
Bonus:
Myc knows. He absolutely fucking knows and he thinks it’s the funniest shit in the world.
He comes around and calls you out on it later, laughing his ass off the entire time. May even out you to the rest, if he feels like it.
What a bastard <3
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kayniee · 2 years
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Myc/Andre x OC - Part 1
"Reagan I swear to fuck if you don't let me go right this second so help me God I'm literally going to kill you and your family."
"If you killed me, Dad would be pissed cuz I'm more successful than you, and you couldn't kill Dad because you care about him too much."
"Well I'll kill Mom then."
"No you won't."
"Fuck you. And fuck Cognito Inc.. If I wanted to work for this stupid company I would've started a long time ago. You're lucky I owe you."
That was the conversation the field team of Cognito Inc. had the misfortune of starting their day to. Well, that and a rather irritated looking Reagan using her mechanical arm-pack to carry an equally irritated girl - One that, mind you, no one fucking knew.
"Reagan, I - I don't mean to be rude or anything, but -" Brett stuttered out after a moment of watching the interaction.
"Everyone, meet Adelaide Ridley. My sister."
"Everyone, if any of you call me that I will rip out your reproductive organs and feed them to you. Don't refer to me at all. Call me Addy if you're feeling really adventurous." The girl said, still in Reagan's mechanical arms. "Can you fucking put me down now?"
"Fine." Reagan rolled her eyes, then complied with her sister's demand. "Addy here is a maniac inventor too, but made the decision not to join Cognito Inc. and instead decided to live on my couch and complain for a living. I did her a favour and submitted her job application and, wouldn't you know it, she immediately got promoted to the field team because I told JR that she would probably kill everyone and herself if I wasn't there to supervise her - And showed off some of her best inventions which rival mine, but I'm pretty sure it was the subtle death threat that got him."
"She did all this without my fucking permission, keep in mind." Addy growled. "And, as the cherry on top of this fucking ice cream sandwich of shit is that she just told me yesterday."
"So, like a fucking psychopath, she decided to go out drinking so she could guilt-trip me in the morning not to make her go to work."
"And, like a fucking psychopath, she made me go anyways and threatened to kick me out if I didn't."
"Okay, you've been sleeping on my couch since you were 14 and you got back from Canada. You promised to get a job like 6 times. You had this fucking coming. Besides - I told you I was gonna do this, you were just too drunk to remember it."
"Bitch, I was high. There's a fucking difference."
Myc rose from his seat. "Okay, I've been polite and let you two have your petty little argument, but it just stopped being interesting. Hi Adelaide, bye Adelaide. I'm going to go get 5 simultaneous handjobs now. Welcome to Cognito Inc. See you at lunch." Reagan grimaced noticeably at the use of her sister's first name. She didn't miss the way Addy glared at the mushroom's retreating figure.
Gigi also rose. "Yeah, I was just being polite. I really don't care about this Reagan 2.0. I've been around her for like 5 minutes and she already pisses me off. Bye."
Addy scowled, sitting down in an empty seat. "So what do I even do here, Rae? I mean, you didn't exactly give me a job description."
"Waitwaitwait - Before you guys start getting all boring-work-talk-mode, I gotta know - What did you get high with?" Andre butted in.
Addy raised an eyebrow. "You talkin' to me?"
"Yeah, yeah - Reagan said you were 'too drunk to remember' when she told you about the job, and then you corrected her and said 'bitch, I was high, there's a fucking difference', so I'm asking what you were high on."
Addy shot Andre a grin. Luhix from Hollow Earth. I built a machine to automatically locate veins of Jadeite. I actually got a fair bit before someone here ruined my fun." She rolled her eyes. "Anyways, I traded it with a mole for a fuck ton of Luhix and sold half of it for a profit. I kept the other half because a Luhix high is better than fucking Styxroot, and I didn't want to liquidate all my assets."
Andre's eyes widened comically, and Addy could see his blown out pupils and momentarily wondered how the fuck he was still alive.. "Holy fucking shit, Reagan, how can someone with your genes be this fucking cool?"
A wide grin spread across Addy's face, making Reagan roll her eyes. "Hey Andre, didn't you have that meeting in right about five minutes from now?"
"Oh, shit - Hey, cool girl, you're sitting beside me and Myc at lunch. Not optional. Also, take this for the hangover. Ok I'm gonna get screamed at, bye!" He said, fishing out a syringe from his bag, slamming it on the table, and making a mad dash for the exit of the room.
Addy eyed the syringe suspiciously. "Hey Rae, this safe?"
Reagan shrugged. "Kind of a 50/50 with Andre. It won't kill you, but it might be laced with something. On the one hand, you're new, but on the other hand, he seems to like you."
With a shrug, Addy injected the syringe into her arm. It took a couple seconds to kick in, but when it did, the thrumming in her head immediately disappeared.
"Feeling better?" Reagan said dryly.
"Much."
"Well, that was the crew, minus Glenn. You'll meet him at lunch, though. You wore the wristband, right?
Addy scowled. "I didn't exactly have a fucking choice."
"Trust me - The payout will be worth it. Anyways, your job is pretty much to make shit that JR tells you to make and sometimes go out and do important shit. Other than that, do what you want. Take this." She thrusted some sort of smartwatch into her sister's arms. Addy hesitantly put it on, her eyes widening as a holographic screen appeared in front of her. "You'll get assignments via that. It'll vibrate when you first get it, then if you don't answer a needle will jab you and, depending on how important the assignment is and how pissed off JR is, may or may not inject you with something."
Addy tried to remove the smartwatch, but it seemed to be glued to her wrist. "Reagan what the fuck."
Reagan grinned. "Yeah, it does that. Their tech is dogshit though, so it's really not that hard to remove. It's way harder to remove it without JR finding out, though, so I wouldn't bother."
"This is why I didn't want to join this stupid fucking company."
"Careful - If JR catches you saying that, you'll be put on milking duty." Reagan grimaced. "And trust me, you do not want to know what that is. Anyways, I gotta do shit. You have clearance to pretty much everything but you are being recorded everywhere you go so keep that in mind. They don't give a shit if you get high, but I wouldn't because you'll need to be sober for the hazing you might be put through. Have fun!"
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A/N: OK SO that was the first little blurb of the fanfic im writing about my OC, Adelaide. lmk if you wanna be added to some sort of tag list cuz i heard that authors sometimes do that. i legit have no fucking clue where this fanfic is going 
Requests more open than my legs (aka very)
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