#Draw this

[imfinereallyy]

The Long Con

I saw this tik tok edit of Rachel McAdams in the movie Hot Chick where she gets a milkshake on house (and she's just totally playing the guy) and for some odd reason this spiraled me into thinking about Conman!Steve and Mob Boss!Eddie. So here is my brainrot I guess. Maybe I'll do more parts or make something longer on ao3 if people like it.

Steve wasn't one to not think things through. Yes, he was aware that it was a double negative. He played up the dumb part quite often, but Steve wasn't actually stupid. So it was all part of the game, really.

Steve loved the game. The rush, the push, and the pull of tricking someone, getting them for all their worth. Steve loved the game because it was fun. Steve loved the game because he got to use horrible people for his very lavish lifestyle. There was nothing like living rich by feeding off the rich. Well, he was trying to do that, at least. See, Steve, although good at what he did, he burned through money faster than you could say savings. It wasn't his fault, really. He used to be better at keeping track. Always made sure to have enough, just in case. Hadn't needed to worry about anyone but himself. Because the only thing Steve truly loved for a long time was the game itself.

But then he met people along the way, misfits and criminals like himself that he couldn't help spoiling. The only person who seemed to catch his problem was Robin, but even she couldn't resist a new hard drive for her computer. It's how she made her own money, after all.

Despite his problem with spoiling everyone, Steve always thought things through. He followed the rules of the game without rules and continued to fill his pockets, scamming the deserving and cruel. But sometimes, sometimes for Steve... his abilities and bad habits sometimes, well, overlapped. Sometimes, Steve could have been better at choosing the right people to care about. He was getting better at it, he swears. He let go of the wrong ones a long, long time ago.

But sometimes they came back begging.

Tommy had been someone from his life before. Before being on his own, back when purple and blue were his father's favorite colors to paint him with. It was a time before the game, a time that, although he tries to forget, had a grip on him.

So when Tommy called, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, Steve caved quickly. He would always be that same little boy, looking for love from a past that wasn't there. Tommy wasn't his parents, sure, but it was as close as he would get.

So, yes, steve normally thought things through, but there was the rare occasion, there was the exception to the rule, where Steve majorly fucked up.

He was in Boston when it happened. Even though years ago, Steve swears he would never be going back. He's in a small diner two blocks away from main street. And he had just finished getting Tommy's money back. Steve always celebrated with one of three things: drinks, sex, or milkshakes.

And Steve wanted out of Boston as fast as possible, so he went for his quickest and sometimes tastiest tradition.

"How much do I owe you?" Steve smiled innocently at the waiter, giving his best babygirl face.

The waiter bit his lips as he tried not to stare at Steve's mouth, "It's okay, it's on the house."

Steve licked part of his free milkshake off his finger, "Really?" Steve's voice was an octave higher just for the waiter. He could tell he was someone who had a preference for men, and most likely had a problem with letting go of his masculinity. So Steve knew the more feminine, the better. Steve couldn't help the sly grin that stretched across his face when the waiter got flustered. He was an attention whore; sue him.

His waiter—huh, Andy, according to his name tag—looked like he was about to say something when a throat cleared behind him.

"Andy, doll, you might be wanting to get back to the kitchen for a minute." A deep voice said behind Andy. It sent chills down Steve's spine. The Boston accent with a slight tilt of Irish was enough to captivate him. Andy moved faster than the speed of light at the command.

When Andy disappeared, with his tail between his legs no less, the most beautiful man Steve's ever seen revealed himself. A tall, pale, curly brunette stood before him in a suit with a ripped-up band tee underneath. It shouldn't look good, and it shouldn't look professional, but it did. Steve saw tattoos peeking out from exposed skin, piercings all over his ears, and enough jewelry to start a store. Steve was bewitched.

The mystery man smiled, hands in his pockets, and leaned down slightly into Steve's space. "Oh, sweetheart, I have been looking for you everywhere."

Steve stayed silent, drinking him in; he smelt of mint, smoke, and morning rain.

The man slid into the booth, put his arms on the table, and made a little beat with his knuckles on the plastic. Then, Steve noticed the words "Hell Fire" across his knuckles. Steve's heart sunk to his stomach. He had heard of those hands before. Those hands were famous.

The man leaned his face against his right fist. "Hell" pushed into his cheekbone. "The name is Eddie Munson, love." Eddie looked Steve up and down. "But I think you've already figured that out by now, haven't ya?"

Steve steeled himself. He should be okay. He hadn't wronged this man before, but something, something was telling Steve that he most definitely had. The look in his sweet abyss of eyes told him as much.

A smirk stretched across Eddie's face, and suddenly he kicked the leather bag next to Steve's feet under the table. Steve's cheek twitched slightly for a millisecond, but it was enough to give him away. "It seems here... like you and Hagan have stolen quite a bit of money from me." Eddie tsk-tsked while Steve's heart dropped from his stomach to his feet. Tommy screwed him.

"And that love, well, that just won't do."Steve had never seen such a sweet smile feel so deadly. "So, Sunshine, I am going to make you a deal, and you would be smart to take it."

Steve wasn't actually dumb, but yes, he most definitely did not think this through.

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Sooo thoughts? I was going to write more but if this was a flop, I didn't want to put my heart in soul into it. But I did spiral a bit with it. Whoops!

edit: I made some grammatical changes but that's it. I realized I kept switching tense changes when I was writing in present, so I changed it to past. I'm much more comfortable with it. Let me know if there are any more errors.

part 2: here

#steddie #steddie fanfic #ficlet #modern au #mob boss au #their both a little dark in this one but also like secretly sweet #steve harrington #steddie writing #steddie prompt #mob boss!eddie #conartist!steve #hacker!robin #the party is there in my mind but I'm still plotting their roles #platonic stobin #always #steve x eddie #writing prompt #fanfic #draw this #wip #ao3 #ao3 steddie #criminals all of them #tommy hagan #steve harrington has bad parent #irish!eddie #boston #stranger things #the party #sorry so many tags

[laurzzz]

Okay so we love a soft Moon and a hot-headed Sun, hmm?

That actually fits their vibe as the actual planets tbh—

#talks talks talks #note to self #draw this #lappy's still charging lol

[conetsu]

did this as celebration for ironicorange’s 13k dtiys

#dtiys #draw this #draw this in your style #hetalia #hws #aph #hetalia axis powers #axis powers hetalia #amerus #rusame #art #digital art #artist #draw #drawing #illo #illustration #rkgk

[elly-boi]

frog in my tea leaves today!!

will someone draw him plz plz??? I will be eternally in your debt if you draw him

#draw him #draw this #frog #tea #tea leaves #te frog #I like him very much #he has two little eyes!!

[madfishmonger]

Comic idea

Someone draw this, I got it in my head but I don't have the skill and also I lost my tablet pen

Panel 1 - Fantasy adventuring group, one member is barbarian. Another member noticing something, pointing and gasping, all party looking surprised.

Panel 2 - Barbarian in "rage" pose, growing larger and beefier. Text reads "I...would...like to...HUG!"

Panel 3 - Scary monster

Panel 4 - dramatic barbarian attack pose

Panel 5 - Barbarian attack-hugs the monster, monster looks surprised

Panel 6 - Barbarian is very happy, hearts floating around, monster settles into the hug

Panel 7 - Whole party cuddling monster happily

#d&d #art #draw this #drawing prompt #comic prompt

[heybobbygirl]

DRAW BUTTERS AND HEIDI PLEASE I BEG OF YOU /lh (sorry if this sends twice tumblr’s being a bitch)

hihihi i saw this i'm answering it now because i will almost certainly forget to draw it otherwise i'll reblog with the drawing later (also you're fine lol) (it did in fact send twice but idc)

#BOB #YOU BITCH #DRAW THIS #IF YOU FORGET I'LL MAKE YOU CRY AGAIN #those are directed at me #im bob #aggressively encouraging myself makes me more inclined to do it #because its funny

[nintendont2502]

#mainly making this as a reminder for later #draw this #davesprite #davepetasprite #milo scribbles #homestuck

[nasthepotprincess]

"Laurent sat consciously well. He was dressed severely as always, though his clothing was very fine, as befitting his rank. No jewellery except for a fine gold circlet on his brow that was mostly hidden by the fall of his golden hair."

WHY DID I MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME?! WHERE IS THE FANART WITH LAURENT AND AN EYEBROW RING?!?!

SOMEBODY PLEASEEEEEEEE

#captive prince fanart #fanart #captive prince #laurent #laurent of vere #cs pacat #somebody please #draw this #please #im begging

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

glasses ideas for the boy dmm

#to draw #draw later #draw this

[mskteer]

the marauders in the 80's cmon... them in their 20s sirius with a stubble cmon guys

#yes i will #maybe #might #draw this

[whump-queen]

I was just messing around with an incorrect quotes generator and I saw this…

Anon: *Gets down on one knee*

Akia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Anon: *Falls over*

Akia: The poison is kicking in.

It reminded me of you and I just HAD to share it.

AAHAHA YESSS AHAAHHAHAA😈😈❤️❤️💕💕🔥🥰🥰🥰

I wanna draw this as a comic so bad but I don’t have time rn cuz I gotta leave soon — but this will be bouncing around in my brain until I can see it in comic form ‼️‼️

#incorrect akia quotes #let’s be honest these are some CORRECT quotes #answered asks #akias asks #draw this #@me #EEHEEHEH

[ciara-clycone]

I just watched a scene with lady from Iswm and she mentioned she had an uncle who was just a knee in a jar and he was happy. I need to draw this.

#iswm #iswm lady #random blurb #draw this

[nix-writes-mcyt]

Sometimes I take a step back and wonder;

Who put chaotic forces of nature, 26 of them to be exact, in a server?

Not only that but why did they then close the lid and shake em up, allowing for super charged chaos to ensue?

What even is Hermitcraft Season 9 and why is it spicy?

#nix speaks #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 9 #this is probably a shitpost #no I'm not sorry #draw this #26 hermits going shake shake in a giant cup

[followingthefanfiction]

New challenge: draw a dragon in a wheelchair

#Dragon #drawing #drawing challenge #draw this #dragons

[off-brand-cheese]

Can someone plEASE make a 🤤🤤🤤🤤 drawing or fanfic (on AO3) of SCP-079 but like he's got a whole body but it's not a human body, it's a robotic body and he's just watching you squirming under his gaze like the 😈 heck you are? 079 has more personality since he's got a whole ass body and his voice and screen is more expressive so he can smile, scowl, smirk, laugh, he also has the ability to control certain small electronic components (or something) like wires that would pin you down-- there's a point why I'm rambling about this becaaaauuse

079'll tell you to do certain things and at what speed and if you disobey, he'll use the wires to force you to stop. If 079 believes you can't obey, or if he just gets bored, he'll do the job himself at his own agonizingly slow pace

I desperately need sleep (: 🙃

#scp foundation #scp 079 #Scp-079 #079 #SCP #I want to boink a robot #I'm too hoeny for robots #it's unhealthy #i don't care #Eat grass #fanfic ideas #Fanfic idea #Fanfic #archive of our own #ao3 #Write this #Draw this #i need it #I definitely need it #its 1 in the morning #i have work in the morning #*facepalm*

[lagriffedemaho]

✨🌿🌼 DTIYS Violette Grabski + Process 🎬

#DTIYS #dtiys challenge #draw this #draw this in your style #draw this in your style challenge #illustration #drawing #art #dessin #character art #illustrator #watercolor #illustrator on tumblr #aquarelle #peinture #character design #painting #traditionalpainting #children illustrator #illustration for children #traditional painting #childrenillustration #children illustration #watercolor process #illustration process #painting process #traditional art process #art process #art process video #aquarelle process