I like visiting super big cities because I can feel exactly how my brain can’t comprehend anything ever
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What am I saying, Dan Stevens being the final boss was perfectly set up for being a twist villain.
He was a complete asshole from moment 1 with barely any redeeming qualities (affectionate), established he was power hungry with his decision to outright join the criminal organizations he was supposed to monitor because he liked the lawless nature of it all, and top it off, all his plans in the movie fail whereas most of Joey's succeed, so you have petty resentment on top of all of it. Him becoming a vampire and going full sadistic monster mode and try to torture/kill Joey and Abigail make complete sense, it isn't clunky at all PAST ME.
And he's hot. Blame it on pre-existing bias from The Guest but he plays a hot villain
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this is what rouge wears on days she’s not planning on leaving the apartment they’re her comfy clothes
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@weirdozjunkary I imagine MVA Sonic likes to tease Cursed Sonic sometimes
Monsters Vs Aliens Sonic Au belongs to @weirdozjunkary
Original meme under the cut
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Calculus is ruining my fucking life. Every time I see a thing inside another thing, I can't help but wonder how to apply the chain rule. It started with abstract things like syntax trees, but I got jumpscared by a banner ad showing penis-in-vagina sex and all I could think about was derivatives. v'(p(x)) * p'(x), where v(x) is vagina and p(x) is penis. Now, how to find v'(x) and p'(x). . . ?
Everything is secretly about sex, except sex, which is secretly about calculus.
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Smoking with the Bakusquad
Sero: Hey, (Y/n), Kirishima, you guys wanna go on this?
Kirishima: The only smoke we're inhaling...
(Y/n): ... is from Bakugo's blasts.
Bakusquad: ...
Bakugo: *Trying not to smile* Did you nerds practise that in your spare time?! What the hell??
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Villian reader: oh, are you injured hero? Don't worry, I'll take good care of you
Yan hero: Do your worse, monster. I beg dare you
[Reader takes them to their lair and patches them up because they're a villain but not a bad guy]
Yan hero who was kinda hoping to get branded by their darling: Honestly can't tell if this is better or worse
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Illumi reacting to a daughter who looks like him, Pt.2
Illumi was always there. When you went into labor, he was providing you 'comfort', and he was here for the baby, too. Your daughter had a head full of long, smooth hair. She had the same expression as her father, with wide bug eyes yet with a fling of curiosity. Early on, she was always wiggling around. It was uncanny how alike she looked.
Illumi had indulged himself in baby books and started to bother the butler who took care of him as an infant, hoping for her to tell some tips. Illumi, for he first time ever, picked his daughter up accordingly and cradled her. "Illumi, She looks just like you." It was funny to look at. Someone with such a cold demeanor tends to a baby. He looked closely, then smiled a bit. "I suppose you're right. Although her hair color is like yours." Illumi always had a monotone voice, but joy could be heard. "Zeno visited. He predicts that she'll have my exact personality. What do you think? You questioned.
"Yes, I heard that whoever the child looks like, they will reflect the other parent's personality quite well. I've thought about it, she will start training when she is a bit older, not now." Oh, how he knew to ruin the mood. The baby burgled and motioned towards an empty bottle. "Maybe she's hungry, I'll make the bottle." You tried to get up, but with one hand, Illumi slightly pushed you back down. "I will be making it. it'll allow me to bond with her."
[Send me requests if you can.]
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Wow that was probably the worst day of work ever lol
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