#Dwight K. Schrute

[hello-oing45]

I took the midterm exam yesterday.

So I drew a picture on the test paper

K-High School AU Jwight🥰

#the office #dwight schrute #jim halpert #jwight #K-High School AU

[captainpirateface]

Did you see "Saw"?

#The Office #Dwight Schrute #Dwight K Schrute #Mose Schrute #Ryan Howard #Office Clips #Office Clip #Office Callback #Office Callbacks #The Office Clips #captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #sights and sounds of tumblr #we have such sights to show you #sights and sounds #captain pirateface #CaptainPirateFaceLovesYou #Saw #saw franchise #saw movies #saw movie #Spotify

[deactivated-strawberry-lol]

dwight k schrute, everyone!

#strawb posts #between doing some human art practice since I’ve only been drawing furries for the past year<3 #strawberry makes art! #art #digital art #dwight k schrute #the office

[sideshow-tornado]

The Perfect Crime by Dwight K Schrute

I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault?

No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless.

As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business.

She’s Tiffany.

I say no. We make love all night.

In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms.

I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her.

Besides, I like the cold.

Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police.

This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero.

She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover.

I don’t care, I don’t show up.

I go to Berlin.

That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

#the office #Dwight k Schrute #the perfect crime #rainn wilson

[arcsin27]

He’s making a documentary… The shitpost name my friend gave joker and the phantom thieves just paid off in the funniest way imaginable

#he named joker Dwight k schrute btw #if you even care #persona 5 #p5 #the office #dunder mifflin

[gigglemugger]

Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game), The Office (US) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dwight Schrute, Robin (Stardew Valley), Wizard | M. Rasmodius, Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Marlon (Stardew Valley), Penny (Stardew Valley), Pam (Stardew Valley), Lewis (Stardew Valley), Morris (Stardew Valley), Abigail (Stardew Valley), Evelyn (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), it's everyone lmao, I can't just put them all here, you get the gist - Character Additional Tags: this is my first fic ever, On this website I mean, I have never posted anything like this before, But I thought of making Dwight Schrute on Stardew Valley like some kind of fever dream, and here we are, I cannot believe this as well yes, Eventual Dwight/Krobus living together but NOT mating as that is not gonna happen, in fact I don't think I'm gonna make Dwight marry anyone because I just can't see it, actually Shane Dwight would be very interested in the mysterious blue chicken, also this is kind of supposed to be a blog instead of a fic, I'll put down people as they appear on this Summary:

One in which Dwight K. Schrute has moved to Stardew Valley to salvage what is left of his Grampa's famous Beet farm.

#fanfic #fanfiction #stardew valley fanfic #stardew valley fanfiction #the office #the office fanfiction #dwight schrute #dwight k schrute #fanfiction writer #writeblr #fanficblr #crack fic #technically but I took it seriously ok #comedy fic #crossover #crossover fic #crossover fanfiction #ao3 #archive of our own

[b-lessings]

Life lessons by Dwight K Schrute 😌

#in case you've never seen #THE OFFICE #put it on your list for the upcoming year #DWIGHT #dwight schrute #the office quotes #the office fans

[colins-bridgerton]

KATE’S TOP 100 COUNTDOWN: TELEVISON MALE CHARACTERS

91.) dwight k schrute

the office 

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[cosmicberryblast]

Dwight Schrute | The man in the yellow shirt.

This is just the first chapter to my very shitty Dwight fanfic, its mainly just set-up, if you are reading this and actually enjoy this, thanks ?? Anyways enjoy ig. (also those questions i’ve, unfortunately, actually been asked.)

Working in an office was never something I imagined doing, especially with my appearance. Of course after getting any old tattoo or piercing you would hear your everyday ‘witty’ remarks.

“Aren’t you concerned about your career?” “Are you just trying to tell everyone your a whore?” “Does it affect your sex life??” Now that last one had to have been the weirdest. Having loads of piercings and tattoos obviously isn’t ideal for an office job, luckily Dunder Mifflin didn’t pay too much mind to it.

Now I never wanted to work at a paper supply company, but working as a freelance bassist,, money wasn’t exactly pouring in. So, thats why I had to get a job.

After a long process of scraping together what little experience I had for a résumé, and multiple failed interviews, I got a job as a receptionist!

~

Mornings are never my favorite, so it wasn’t amazing when I found out I needed to be up by seven in the morning..

I shuffled into the unknown office building like a zombie, legs practically dragging behind me.

I barely greeted the security guard with a wave and a small hello before asking him where my respective floor was.

After a very small talk with him, I learned his name was Hank and left to find my new boss.

Upon entering the elevator I discovered another person, they had square glasses and a yellow shirt on. I tripped in and silently stood next to him.

We said nothing the entire elevator ride, until we both exited onto the same floor. He abruptly turn around, staring down at me intensely.

“Why are you following me??” He pointed his finger at me accusingly.

“Uhm,, excuse me?”

“You heard exactly what I said.” his demeanor reflecting an angry father as he crossed his arms over his chest.

“I start my first day here, dude. I don’t know who you are, i’m just here to transfer calls.” I stare at him, frankly exhausted and just wanting to sit down.

“My name is Dwight K. Schrute and as Assistant regional manager you should address me as such, we are in the workplace afterall..”

Man he’s condescending..

“Alright Dwight,,” I mumble and lazily walk past him.

I walk into the main office to, not surprisingly, find absolutely nobody at the main desk.

I stand there for a second, expecting my new boss to come and greet me. There’s not many people in the office yet but you would expect the boss to be here..

So after about five minutes, I sit down and begin to work.

Its not my first job, i’m not completely clueless and I know how to use phones.. so it wasn’t very hard to grasp what I would be doing. My only problem being not knowing any of my coworkers or the lines to transfer costumers to.

I start looking around what would be my new work station, whoever last owned this definitely wasn’t the most organized. (sorry pam)

So I immediately start looking through documents and organizing them to my liking.

I spaced out pretty hard while organizing files, multiple people had seemed to come in, most of the desks now occupied.

I survey the room, taking in all the new faces. The phone hasn’t rang at all since I got here and my boss hasn’t seemed to have gotten here either.

So I ask the only person I slightly know.

The man in the yellow shirt.

#dwight schrute #dwight schrute x reader

[yourfavelovesbearsintrees]

Dwight K. Schrute from The Office (U.S) loves Bears In Trees

#dwight schrute #the office (us) #bears in trees #your fave loves bears in trees #mod lemonade #crowdsourced #the office

[itsrainningjwight]

Little cutie Dwight K Schrute

#the office #Dwight Schrute #Rainn Wilson

[dhr-ao3]

bowtruckles and blackmail

bowtruckles and blackmail https://ift.tt/KRefEjw by echoofpromise She feels him before she sees him. Knows he’s there, hovering in her doorway, even though he hasn’t made a sound. It’s off-putting the way her body reacts to him still to this day. Her adrenaline spikes, causing her to feel dizzy and on-edge. Her pulse quickens under her smooth skin. Sweaty, clammy hands grip the edges of the parchment she’d been trying and failing to read for the past several minutes. “It’s impolite to hover,” she finally says when the tension has gone on for far too long and she’s afraid it will snap like a stressed quill. She hears the smirk before she sees it. “Apologies, Granger.”  Words: 1219, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Auror Draco Malfoy, Professor Hermione Granger, Underage Magic (Harry Potter), Using Bowtruckle Extintion as Foreplay, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Sexual Tension, Hermione Granger is a Criminal, Flirting with Blackmail, Blackmail, Draco Malfoy is Dwight Schrute, Hermione Granger is Angela Martin, no plot just vibes, dramione - Freeform via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/u9gq3Xj May 30, 2023 at 02:39AM

#IFTTT #Dramione #Draco x Hermione

[lesellieknope]

i'm in a sharing mood have i ever shown you all when i dressed up as dwight k schrute for halloween

#this is about to be a hit post i feel it

[altamirator]

"No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into caps and fly around to fight crime. Those are the real heroes." _ Dwight K. Schrute, fictional character, The Office S03E18. (at Algiers, Algeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWUhyoIfzP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[geralt-of-vengerberg]

Ten characters, ten fandoms, ten tags

I was tagged by @heytheredeann and @rare-species, thanks for the tag. This was really difficult for me and the list is far from complete, but here it is ...

Yennefer of Vengerberg from the Witcher

2. Sarah Manning from Orphan Black

3. Dwight K. Schrute from the Office

4. Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones

5. Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development

6. Devi Vishwakumar from Never have I ever

7. Joey Tribbiani from Friends

8. Mindy Lahiri from the Mindy Project

9. Bing Bong from Inside Out

10. Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

I'm (also) tagging @witch-and-her-witcher, @freetobeyouandmichi-me, @something-more, @goodendforyen, @angelscometrue, @fanfaresandflowers and anyone else who loves making incomplete lists. Like always, no pressure.

#tag game #Your favourite character isn't a person; it's a tier

[scribblespott]

People underestimate the power of nostalgia.

- Dwight K. Schrute

#writing #qouets #the office #dwight schrute