#EGO is still such a fun bop

[matrixbearer2024]

HEYYYYY so ive been thinking, what if reader is like good at singing and one day when vox tells her he’ll be out for a meeting and then they start busting down them tunes not knowing vox came back and then after theyre done singing vox is just like “wow that sucked” (bro does NOT want to compliment them🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🚫🚫)

Sing-Song Shenanigans

A/N: HAHAHAHAHA I've been wanting to incorporate this into a new interlude and now this has absolutely given me the chance to- Vox at this point is practically wrapped around our dear Reader's pinkie, he's just in denial about it not to mention absolutely clueless. He compliments (Y/N) easily whenever he can pull the charm but his default is usually: "Haha lol u suck + ratio" while he not so subtly overheats and melts on the other side-

A/N: Also- this is the song Reader sings- I know the voice for Vox is outdated but the point is just it's his song that Reader sings lololol- Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this one and as always- happy reading!

You honestly didn't know if you should've expected this or not.

For someone as egotistical as Vox-

It kind of made sense that he would've straight up written his own theme song.

You only joked about it offhandedly-

Only for him to actually send you an audio file with a song he wrote and SANG.

Did he just have the file on hand or something??

You just looked up at the TV screen dumbfounded.

"I never aired it, I was just an up and coming overlord when it was made."

Came his nonchalant reply, you could only guess he shrugged but since his face was all you saw it was just a guess.

"I'll give it a listen later, you weren't finished with your story!"

"Right, where was I?"

And just like that, you both continued talking well into the night.

You'd actually almost forgotten about the audio file when Vox disconnected and bid you good night and adieu.

But seeing it in the chats when you opened your phone reminded you.

Well, it was probably cringe and you could make fun of Vox the next time around-

So you gave it a listen.

Only for the song to be pretty catchy and good.

Like the beat was stuck in your head good.

You didn't think that would've been the case at all.

And he said he didn't air this??

What the hell Vox???

Before you knew it, the darn thing ended up playing on loop more times than you would dare recall.

Too bad you couldn't include it into your playlist since that would mean having to publish it.

And you were just not ready to have that conversation with Vox yet.

Especially when it meant admitting that you liked listening to his singing.

And fuck THAT.

You absentmindedly hummed the tune on the way to university-

While you traversed between classrooms-

Even during breaks.

It only hit you that it actually was stuck in your head when you were asked about it.

"Yoooo (Y/N), what's that new bop you're listening to? It sounds pretty good from just your humming."

"Oh uh... it's a song a friend wrote. He sent it to me to... ask for my opinion!"

"Really? Can you send it to me too? I want to give it a listen!"

At least they didn't notice your awkwardness answering their question.

But because you didn't want to make it seem even weirder-

You hesitantly agreed to let your friend listen in as well.

Only for them to seriously cement what you didn't want to hear.

"Dude! They should publish this! It's a banger!"

"Eh? You think so?"

You knew the last thing Vox needed was another ego boost.

Maybe you could just keep silent about this whole thing?

"Hell yeah! What's their name?"

Or not.

Fuck.

"Of the song-?"

"The artist you goof, what does your friend call themselves? Surely they've got to be making music for a while with this experience."

Your friends had absolutely no idea you were friends with a technology demon overlord.

Even if it was their shenanigans that summoned his presence in the fucking first place!

You still couldn't decide whether to be annoyed or grateful for that fact-

What the hell were you even supposed to tell them??

"Uhhh... Vox?"

"Vox? That's a weird name. I almost thought you said 'aux', like the aux port."

You didn't notice that before, was his name actually an alias?

You weren't even surprised at this point if it was.

"Y-yeah, it's a mix of the words voice and aux! He came up with it!"

You pat yourself on the back for that bullshit reason, who cares at this point if it was right or not-

You could always just ask Vox personally later.

"Well you should ask him if we can make a music video for it!"

"Excuse me what-"

That immediately made you blank.

Did you seriously hear that right-

A fucking music video???

Problem was, you were way too deep into this conversation to back out now.

"Yeah! It would work for the music project the school's been encouraging!"

Right... the community music program your university's been doing to help spread the names of up and aspiring artists.

Problem being how in the fucking hell were you supposed to dodge a very blatant unspoken issue.

Which was the fact the song's writer and producer had been dead for DECADES.

That and you didn't even want to think of the ego boost Vox would get if you told him that your friends wanted to make a music video of his theme song.

They didn't know about him, but you were sure it would immediately go to the overlord's head.

Could this day get any worse??

"Uhhh- yeaaaah- I'll see what I can do?"

"Come on (Y/N)! You've got to at least try and convince him! This'll be a hit once it's out!"

You hated that you agreed with the fact the song most likely would be a hit.

Especially with the new rise of electro-pop.

God fucking damn it-

So that's how you found yourself pacing your living room waiting for Vox to finish with his meeting.

Well, if you guys were to make a music video anyway... might as well practice right?

Vox was a little bit concerned when you suddenly shot him a message during a meeting asking to meet up.

Especially when he couldn't really figure out what was wrong.

You seemed just fine a while ago?

Did something happen in class?

He looked back at your messages in the chat while he wracked his brain for any clues.

"Hey uh- if you're not busy I need to talk to you?"

"Why the rush doll? Miss me already?"

"In your dreams Samsung! Something came up and I need to talk to you."

"I'm in a meeting right now but I'll see what I can do."

"Thanks."

Suffice to say, he rushed the meeting so it would end quickly.

Vox didn't really even care that there were some things that still needed polishing with the presented concept.

It was a problem he could deal with later.

First, he needed to check what was wrong with you.

So you could imagine his surprise when he saw you on his feed dancing and singing.

Had you connected your computer up to the TV while waiting for him?

Vox just silently watched your antics while a familiar tune played in the background to accompany your actions.

"So I'll corrupt, manipulate, control what they see~"

Admittedly, the overlord found himself enraptured by your movements and singing.

He really couldn't help but stare as you danced around and performed to no one in particular.

If he'd only known that you would like his music sooner-

Maybe he'd have sent you more.

"I am the master of obscuring through our technology~!"

Vox didn't really think much of the song he'd sent you the other night.

A slight nervousness hit him when he was about to sleep wondering if you'd like it-

But clearly-

He didn't need to be worried at all.

"I'll sell your every single weakness back to you for a fee!"

A part of him wanted to just appear and see if you'd notice-

But the risk of cutting your performance short stopped him from going through with it.

"Don't be a fool and stand there droolin'-"

Vox couldn't help but chuckle, well-

That line was more ironic that it should've been in this situation.

"Get those Eyes. On. Me!"

His fans whirred loudly at this point, while your dance moves were quite clumsy and even random compared to more seasoned dancers-

Vox couldn't help but think you were just friggin adorable.

"Take a chance, play my game, get the rush in your veins~"

He really tried to keep his cool-

The overlord really really tried.

But he couldn't help the stupid grin on his face when he discreetly appeared on your TV.

"I'm sending out my signal download into your brain~!"

That was when he realized your eyes were closed.

It seems like whether or not he'd have appeared you wouldn't notice.

"And I'll be conquerin' the airwaves, I'm on all of your screens-"

As much as it was his theme song, Vox felt like you could rock the vibe just as well.

Which was so hilariously disconnected that he couldn't help but softly chuckle imagining it.

Well, maybe it was about time you realized he was actually here.

"So pay up motherfuckers, you belong to Vee!"

You screamed in surprise when you heard his voice from behind you.

The direction of the speaker was far enough for you to realize your digital companion appeared on the TV.

Of course he just had to join in at the last moment!

Wait-

"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?!"

Your face was beet red from embarrassment, he wasn't supposed to see any of that!

"Long enough, I didn't realize you liked the song that much dollface!"

You practically swore at him up and down as Vox laughed and mercilessly teased you.

He seriously could've given you any hint if he arrived!

The fucking jerk-!

"I'm not doing it for you! My friends gave a listen to your song and they want to make a music video for it!"

Vox hummed thoughtfully, he was still on his high watching you get all shy and flustered.

You were so fucking cute-

"I'll agree to it on one condition."

You were almost too scared to even ask, weighing your choices before eventually daring to inquire.

The grin the overlord gave you immediately made you regret pushing forward with it.

"Fine fine, what's the condition?"

"That you perform and sing in the music video and send it to me."

"What?! Why?!"

Vox just laughed at your expense, the fact you were practically steaming out the ears because of him was the most entertaining thing he'd seen all day.

"Why not? Can't I have a look at the final product I'm agreeing to?"

You stuttered and huffed, he had a point there.

Fucking hell....

You should've never agreed to that fucking music video!!!

"Oh shut up, you just wanna see me sing and dance."

"Not really, your performance sucked."

"Oh fuck off Vox!"

The overlord just continued to laugh at how blushy and red you got.

Maybe he did enjoy your singing and dancing.

Well, it's not like he'll ever admit it.

#vox x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel x reader #vox #hazbin vox #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader #vox x you #get off my screen series

[persepor]

Let's talk about DJ Subatomic Supernova...

Ah yes one of the most eccentric, funniest, and coolest designed bosses. DJSS is the very first boss you fight and acts as a sort of test after the lights up audition tutorial. He is very interesting and his personality is through the roof, so let's get started shall we?

"What have you done today? Simpletons!"

DJSS has an ego, you could say it's planet sized (ba-dum tss). Anyways, even though he has an ego he is one of the most loved characters in NSR. I can see why, he has a huge personality and a really cool theme going on with it being based on space.

Unlike other NSR artists we do know he had two jobs before becoming an artist, a university professor and an astrophysicist, which explains his vast knowledge of space. He knows a lot about space and uses his knowledge in really funny ways. One example is this quote: "You remind me of......Pluto! Once thought to be a planet of the solar system but no longer is."

I love love love his personality and the fact that his head is basically a black hole. I always thought that his head breaking symbolized his ego getting shattered. Seeing that he thinks even if NSR is defeated, his music will last after the fall of NSR.

I could go on and on but I'm gonna save it for later.

His boss fight is very fun.

You start out with him at his turn table and you hitting disco balls to damage him. This is very interesting as you move around him, with DJSS being in the center. He's the center of the solar system in his fight.

Second phase he gets bigger and now it looks like you are in a solar system as the disco balls are now planets. He has more attacks, such as being able to throw comets at you and still being able to move the planets like he's turning a record. His head becomes more shattered as the fight goes on.

Third phase he makes himself even larger and not he has noodle arms. Not only does he still have his planets and comets but now he also has a laser. While this phase isn't harder you do have to worry about a lot of things at once.

Once you get through those three phases you then have to reach him. His head will then crack fully and a black hole will appear, you have to run to DJSS while dodging music notes along the way. This is fairly easy to get through as you have enough time to dodge the music notes.

I feel his battle, or phases rather, correlate with his ego/personality. If you ever pay close attention to his head it starts to slowly crack, like his ego is gradually crumbling. He gradually grows in size to assert he is in control of what's around him, like someone with some huge ego.

His music genre is Disco Stellarum House, for those who don't know what that is, it's a genre of edm but the inspiration could come from disco house. Disco house is an edm genre that mixes the funky tunes of disco with the electronic sounds of house music. You can clearly hear this in his theme. His theme is an absolute bop when it comes on, you can't help but to dance to it.

He is also self-centered with him depicting himself as the center of the universe, but I went over that earlier. I wanna talk about the record cover when B2J defeats him.

They are literally using his head like a basketball. They are dunking his head in a basketball hoop. THAT'S HILARIOUS AND SO FUNNY, just imagine you've been defeated by these "plutonians" and they're using your head as a basket all. Pure, funny, and hilarious to think about.

Dj Subatomic Supernova is a very fun character and has a lot of appeal to him. This may be why people love him so much.

So let me ask you all a question.

Why do you like DJSS?? + a Dj Sub doodle.

#perse's writing #let's talk about.. #nsr #no straight roads #nsr djss #dj subatomic supernova #djss #my writing O_O #perse's art

[frizzy-frizz-frizz]

I wanted to copy and paste my fave bits of what you said about kevjean but all of its amazing and I love it "kevin and jean are so intrinsically tied together, they know each other first and foremost." Kill me now jesus christ "kevin had to leave and jean couldnt." Literally just stab me in the chest "that is where the song ends almost as abruptly as the books" im screaming???? I literally did not think of this but you're so right oh my god let me go listen to this song again right now

"Also is it just me or does it feel like neil josten, 'demisexual who never really understood his own attraction' is listening to this while making a kevin day binder on the run" you've honest to god read my mind that's exactly what I'm associating when I listen to the song. His obsession and jealously and the binder and if one of them had to make it he wanted it to be kevin. Also "I can't dare to dream about you anymore" him on the run for sure but also when both of them thought neil was going to be dead by the end of the year

"oh to be a random exy fan in the aftg universe." Honestly the edits ppl would make would be incredible

"NEIL REMEMBERING WHAT KEVIN WAS LIKE AS A KID" BABE YOU GET ME THIS IS SO IT "known for who you know, you know you'll always know me" kevin being the one thing from his past that he wanted to keep that he was still attached to. Also the song reminds of the name of the game by dayurno (it killed and revived me) and Neil just watching Kevin's game in chapter 2 and just fucking marvelling over him

BELIEVE?? The way he has so much faith in Neil and Andrew the way he sees so much potential in them and insists on dragging it out

THROUGH THE GHOST?? "ITS SO KEVIN" You're so right tho the world will never know him like he knows himself him looking at his past self not being able to recognise himself anymore it's all so good

Also I know I said I've never considered nothing new with him in mind but now that I have him in mind it's just "HOW DOES A PERSON KNOW EVERYTHING AT 18 BUT NOTHING AT 22" ALSKSK "WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS NOTHING NEW???" MY GOD

I adore him to primadonna I've always thought the song was so him and I'm glad for the agreement "all I wanted was the world" "the rise the fall" "you say that I'm kinda difficult" "I know I've got a big ego I really don't know why it's such a big deal though" LIKE HELLO IT WORKS SO WELL

ALSO I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY TEARS RICHOCHET "And I can go anywhere I want Anywhere I want, just not home" Kevin directly after leaving the nest??? Or directly after joing it "And you're the hero flying around, saving face" the ravens pretending it was a skiing accident??? "You turned into your worst fears" Honestly there are a couple of ppl that could be referring to

TEEN IDLE "The pretty lies the ugly truth And the day has come where I have died Only to find I've come alive" him leaving the nest thinking his life was over to everything that came after

You'd be paranoid too is a song I've literally never heard of but jesus christ "I learned to live with these eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets Alone but surrounded" growing up famous?? In the nest?? ALONE BUT SURROUNDED???

Overwhelmed is literally every anxiety/panic attack scene from the books and I lost a friend kinda makes me think its about him towards riko in like a very "how did I lose a friend I never had"

God this is probably longer than the first message I'm so sorry its gotten out of hand but unfortunately I'm not done

My brain fucking perked up when it heard my alcoholic friends I have no idea why is sounds so familiar but its such a great rec I'm obsessed it fits and it's such a fun song to bop to for some reason

I'm obsessed with willow as a kandrew song kevin is so "They count me out time and time again" and "I come back stronger than a 90s trend"  "Rough on the surface but you cut through like a knife" HELLO "I'll meet you after dark" night practice??? "Show me the places where the others gave you scars" That one fucking scene where Andrew takes his left hand and checks it over I can't deal

This is me trying is so very very Kevin it's hard to just pick a singular line. ALSO Liquid Smooth LIQUID SMOOTH

Anyway I think this is longer than the last ask lmao

i dont mind at all that this is longer than the first message. in fact i am ECSTATIC. im so glad you're liking the playlist, its the BEST feeling

the kevjean dynamic has me in a chokehold i cant stop thinking about them. i feel so validated rn FINALLY someone gets my attachment to that song

"Also "I can't dare to dream about you anymore" him on the run for sure but also when both of them thought neil was going to be dead by the end of the year" GOD and when he looks at kevin that night, kevin who wanted to give him everything the world has to offer and, "will you still teach me?" "Every night" i am DECEASED. THIS SONG. IT MAKES ME THINK OF THAT SCENE AGAIN

SAME dororthea and liability and lost remind me so much of 'the name of the game'...i should reread it again...

believe hit so close to my heart AND YEAH YOU GET IT. kevin's unflinching faith and trust in those two always astounds me. he's the kind of person who just see right through you. past the words and pretensess, right down to your core. just looks at you and sees everythinig you are. everything you could be. and THEN he tells you that you can make it. that you can do it all. he puts the world and all it offers within your reach for the first time and- OF COURSE andrew and neil are obsessed with him. and, no one had ever told them they were worth it before. these three will be the end of me i swear.

"LORD WHAT WILL BECOEM OF ME ONCE IVE LOST MY NOVELTY" YES YES EXACTLY. it so perfect. even the AGES are right.

YES my alcoholic friend s sounds so familiar and i think its cause it sounds like a marina song?? somehow?? but mostly i added it cause of the last verse, "Should I choose a noble occupation? If I did I'd only show up late and sick,

"And they would stare at me with hatred Plus my only natural talent's wasted on my alcoholic friends"

KEVIN FEELING LIKE HE'S TIED TO EXY LIKE. he will keep going back to exy. even if he got to choose to do something else, showing up late and sick, his natural talents only on display on a court.

"ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD" YES THANK YOU its works so so well

disclaimer: you might not agree with me at all about my tears ricochet and that's totally fine, my interpretation is VERY self indulgement.

hear me out, i associate my tears ricochet with post-baltimore kandrew. specifically the fallout and the arguments and guilt and pain that followed. because not only does andrew have to earn back kevin's trust, they both have to rebuild their relationship from the ground up. SO imagine my tears ricochet as that process

"I didnt have it in myself to go with grace, cause when id fight you used to tell me i was brave" kevin is all caustic, brutal honesty. he would hurt, and he wouldn't soften the blow. but he'll always come back

"Cursing my name, wishing I stayed, you turned into your worst fears" I FIRMLY believe andrew has had some horrible horrible thoughts about being like every person who's hurt kevin. of kevin being afraid of him. he would throw all of himself into

"We gather stones, never knowing what they'll mean. Some to throw, some to make a diamond ring" kevin and andrew know each other all too well. they're the only ones who can truly push each other. remember when kevin walked intllo court with a raquet in his right hand and andrew was right behind him?? When kevin made andrew TRY for the sake of it?? ('UNSTOPPABLE FORCE VS IMMOVABLE OBJECT' DYNAMIC MY DARLING)

"And you can aim for my heart, go for blood,but you would still miss me in your bones" You think after calmed down from the fear of losing neil he'd see those bruises on Kevin's throat and NOT panic?? That the thought of losing kevin wouldn't send him into a full blown panic? Bullshit. and KEVIN who after it all keeps choosing andrew, who keeps putting faith in him, WOULDN'T keep trying to rebuild?? listen those two are practically melded together okay

"and I still talk to you (when im screaming at the sky)" ANDREW ON THE ROOF

"You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same" IM SOBBING THESE TWO THEY END ME I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM

I HAVE MORE KANDREW SONGS THAT I HAVENT ADDED YET BUT I WILL

I have so many kandrew songs

I think of them too often

To be honest, I associate 'I lost a friend' to kevin and jean. specifically kevin thinking about jean and all the emotions that come with. this is, once again, about kevin running away to the foxes and jean being at the nest. BUT for extra sad you can remember all the drafts nora wrote where Jean died.

ALSO I like you thoughts on the song being about kevin and riko. riko who he was friends with once, when they were very young. who promised him they'd make court together. who got worse and worse until, soon enough, there might as well have been no trace of the boy who was kevin's friend

WILLOW KILLED ME ITS SO THEM YOU'RE SO RIGHT

"Wherever you stray, ill follow, begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans" not kevin and andrew barging into each other lives and refusing to let the sink, stubbornly staying afloat and lifting each other up. utterly craving each others plans and expectations of the future. Andrew digging his heels into the ground and yet following Kevin and he promises andrew the world and them drags him towards it

"Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind" and "Like you were a trophy or a champion ring, and there was one prize I'd cheat to win" ANDREW ABOUT KEVIN who pushes and pushes and constantly gives all he has and demands the best

"Wait for the signal and I'll meet you after dark, show me the places where the others gave you scars" Just. THEM. IM SOBBING

more kandrew recs:

Silence by marshmello, Im not okay by weathers, 505 by arctic monkeys, I am not a robot by marina, (twin sized mattress and lost are already on the playlist), and MOST IMPORTANTLY,

wolves without teeth by monsters and men THIS SONG IS SO. THEY ARE SO. its perfect to me.

#ask stuff #kevin #kevin playlist

[alyjojo]

April 🌻 2023 Monthly - Aquarius

Whole of your energy: 7 Swords

There is a connection in your life that’s been thrown to the wayside, could be a friend with 3 Cups rev, a former one. Either you’re making the decision to part ways from them right now or you already have. Temperance is on your mind, which is healing the connection, combining the two of your different personalities in a harmonious way, which you do consider but not favorably. In this energy, 7 Swords is more about strategizing, you’re in Emperor & King of Swords energy, using your head and logic over any emotions you may feel. Page of Swords rev shows this person may be a liar, or you see them as a sneaky and avoidant kind of person that lies, they may quietly stalk you and are just…one of those types, which is driving your decision overall to be like “nope”. Your meditation was dark, except for a song, “Happy Not Knowing” by Carly Rae Jepsen, it’s a fun bop song on my like list 🎶 Could also indicate this is someone interested in you romantically, and maybe you like them too but there’s a sense of you feeling like they’re a walking red flag 🚩 that you don’t want to get involved with. You don’t seem to be bothered by this person except that they gotta go, and “Happy Accident” shows a vibe of you being grateful something happened so you could catch on to someone’s bs. Or you should feel grateful for it.

What’s going on in April:

2 Pentacles:

Letting whoever this is go isn’t an impulsive thing, you’re considering the pros and cons of the situation as a whole, what’s the most fair decision with Justice. The Emperor shows you as taking this very seriously, abiding by any personal rules or morals, there is an air of not putting up with someone’s shit. Even that it’s not personal. I like you but…you’re ratchet 😆 Get away from me. Something like that. Your peace is the most important thing to you and this is someone that already has fkd that up at some point or they have the potential to with lies and some level of drama. You don’t trust them, for a reason, but you have been very patient, showing they’ve been given chances, plural, more than one.

Strength:

You’re restraining “the beast” inside of yourself in regards to arguments, fighting, competition, drama, this could be someone with an inflated ego that starts shit and expects you to reciprocate. You’re tempted 💯 Knight of Wands following shows you’re considering giving this person a piece of your mind, but ultimately you’re holding back. You seem to know you could, but would rather not. Leo dominates this whole row and could be who you’re dealing with, they also come up as Queen of Cups and could have Cancer or water placements. Or you do, either sign. The Sun here shows either you’re holding back because you’re happy, clearly abundant with your Oracle card, and this person doesn’t make a pimple on your ass type of energy 😆 There is ego here, it’s clear, yours or theirs, could be both. Leo & Aqua both straddle that line on their worst days. They could be someone that brings it out of you, or vice versa. In the case of bringing out the worst in each other, you could check Lilith aspects in synastry, for my astro buffs, I’m getting that vibe.

Knight of Wands:

You want to take action, this is a Knight that passionately rushes into situation and takes ACTION, impulsively & without even thinking, there’s no plan, it’s just go time. That could also be their energy and what instigates your inner reactions or triggers, that you control and navigate but still exist. King of Swords is Aquarius energy, you’re definitely taking a more logical and “use your head” approach to this person. You can recognize an instigator when you see one and you’re above that. Possibly older than them too, their behavior comes out as a Knight, immature, impulsive, reckless, and you come out as the intelligent King that doesn’t consider emotion in decision making, just the facts sir/ma’am. You won’t make a decision or plan any movement forward without considering it and doing what’s most logical for you.

Queen of Cups:

This feels like who you’re interacting with or letting go of. They feel victorious because you’re not speaking or have let them go. Very snide energy with this person. If they were competing for something, you’re standing back and allowing them to win, making them feel “victorious” when really…you’re just chuckling on the sidelines. Their perspective is they’ve really put you in a state, for some. You could be dealing with a major ego here. The outcome is you’re the one feeling victorious over letting this person go, complete silence is here, and you don’t have any hope whatsoever that the two of you could come back from whatever difficulties you’ve endured. Let them think whatever, goodbye 👋🏽

3 Cups rev:

3 Cups rev shows you’re not interacting with them, not speaking, not interested, and they may shock you with an apology, which is what brings this whole reading about. They want to mend ties and come together again, though you’re probably ghosting them with 7 Swords. Shrinking Violet shows your lack of confidence in this situation, you’re avoidant and don’t even want to talk to them. You’re moving into a more balanced energy with that, but I doubt you’re having anything to do with this person. You’re like what’s done is done. Counsel could show you getting other opinions from trusted people, are you just overreacting? I don’t think so, you’re too smart and detached through this whole thing, and they seem to enjoy getting to you. Trying to. Just for curiosity I looked under Violet and see Shadow Grey Storm, no, you’re afraid of this person fking up the peace and abundance in your life, maybe “again”. That’s a fair concern to have ❤️ Some of you may shock them by trying to be impartial and at least hear them out. Shocking people is kinda what you do, it’s 50/50 for the outcome for you guys, free will. I still don’t see reconciliation in either case, if you’re hearing them out there’s no after that.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Aquarius, Cancer, Libra, Aries, Leo & Sag

Oracles: ✨

61. Happy Accident

- Fortunate accidents can act as guides to edit and be open to where you should go next.

22. Counsel

- Seek out the counsel of those whose lives and creative work you most admire.

13 Abundance 💰

Abundance takes on many forms: material possessions, friendships, excellent health, emotional stability, unique experiences…

When you lock yourself into a narrow view on what defines abundance, you lose out on the whole picture of what it *could* mean. Open yourself up to as many forms of wealth and abundance that are possible and watch your blessings multiply. Always remember that focusing on what you do not have is a sure-fire way to feed the energy and make that your truth. Every day watch for signs of abundance from the universe - acknowledge and be thankful, thus encouraging the continued flow of energy. Remember the universe will always provide you with what you need.

We enter into April as:

Shrinking Violet 😥

“I don’t trust my intuition.”

Are you retreating from a situation that could bring you success? We all abandon projects that seemingly lack merit. However, Shrinking Violet indicates you may not be trusting your intuition, which is mostly likely on target. Choose three people to ask advice from, then take their advice, throw it out the window and go with your gut. There is every indication you should complete the task at hand. Block yourself off from thoughts of what will happen at the completion stage. Stay the process, don’t worry about the ending, or results, don’t be frightened. Just continue on.

What is to be learned in April:

Bahana Beige 🎨

“I quietly listen, allowing you to color your own palate.”

If you are drawn to Bahana Beige, it is time to take an impartial look at your situation and drop the excuses. Your answers will come when you remain still. Take no action at this time. The action of Bahana Beige is to listen. Now is the time to consider the other side, because there may be some valuable insights in another point of view. This technique can help produce great strides in communication in your relationships. When we are fixed on a position (or opinion), we are not in the neutral space of Bahana Beige.

This is an opportunity to see who you are in a relationship. Ask yourself, “How does my present attitude or position serve me?” When you answer this question, you will begin to gain more insight into choosing what is for the highest good in any situation. Another way to position a question is in thinking from the other person’s point of view. Is there another way to see this situation? What do you see now?

Beige may be a lucky color 🤎

#aquarius tarot reading #monthly reading #april 2023 #Aquarius #tarot #astroblr #tarotblr #free readings #monthly tarot

[lgcarin]

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ 2ᴋ22       ʟᴇᴇ ᴀʀɪɴ (ʟɪʟʟʏ)

what are the top 5 most used apps on your phone?

of course i have ‘bubble for rbw’ just for oneus because they’re the only relevant group, just don’t tell anyone i said that... i have the snow app to take photos and decorate them up when i’m bored, though i don’t ever really show them to anyone because i forget they’re even in my phone until it’s too late. oh! i also have this game called furistas cat cafe which is super cute and fun to play, plus it helps pass the time by especially during schedules when we’re in the waiting room. i also have tiktok where i watch random videos, even those of fans who make their own little dance challenges to our songs, or even do unboxings of our albums we have so far. the last app? would be my music app where i stream all of oneus’ songs all day, everyday because i have to support them even when i’m sleeping. 

what is the most random note in the notes app?

the most random note would probably be my list of oneus photocards that i still haven’t gotten, but i’m working hard towards getting them! now with their newest album out, i have to do my very best to get every single photocard that’s possible. if i manage to get seoho’s collection done, i’ll be moving on to the other members as well, in case you haven’t realized he’s like my main bias of the group so of course his photocards get their own special note in my phone.. it’s titled ‘future hubby’s photocards’ and i’m not even ashamed to admit that i even have the note titled as that because he’s obviously hubby material. really though, i even have the list of how many of each album of theirs i have bought even trying to obtain the complete sets of photocards. it’s a hard life being a fan of such a talented group.

what was the last message or call you’ve received and who was is from?

from that one ‘mama’s boy’ who is delusional and has a big ego, also seems like an airhead and i wonder why i ever even dated him in the first place? i must have been crazy or something.. i even deleted his number out of my phone the first time, boy thought i was playing ‘hard to get’ when i didn’t know who was texting me, then he realized (maybe) that i really didn’t know who he was. now he’s saved in my phone as ‘cute but still mama’s boy’ so that i remember to ignore his texts in the future unless i’m really bored and need some sort of ‘entertainment’ to pass the time by.

what were the last 5 songs that you’ve listened to?

this is easy! first would be ‘Same Scent’ by ONEUS (of course) because the song is amazing and i just can’t quit listening to it. second song would be... you guessed it! another ONEUS song! which is another song off of their MALUS album ‘STUPID LOVE’, a song i’m pretty sure that many can really vibe with.. okay, so the last three songs i’m sure you’ve already figured are also ONEUS songs, but is it really that surprising? next up we have ‘LUNA’, an absolute favorite of mine. not only is the song addicting, but so is the choreography, and even the outfits as well! next is ‘TO BE OR NOT TO BE’ because... well, duh! they’re even hotter with dark concepts... pfft. last, but certainly not least, we have ‘No diggity’ which of course is a bop and something we can all agree on that the song is addicting and makes you want to stop and dance wherever you’re at.

what were the 5 most recent online searches?

oh, so there’s like me searching up seoho a bit... or a lot... then there’s a recent search for some fun halloween baking ideas, you know since halloween is coming up soon and all. then there’s some search for a diy project i saw on tiktok recently for like a cute shelf that someone made, though after looking at all of the steps to even building it, i don’t think it’ll ever get done... another search is for some cute halloween nail art, again since the holiday is coming up, and i have a few ideas on how i want to do my nails. the last one would obviously be halloween costumes. i won’t spoil what i’m planning on being, but just know that i’m already getting prepared for the spooky holiday.

what are your contact names for all of the group members?

Eunhye: best leader in the world~ Yejin: jin-jin unnie Hayoung: ‘april’ showers bring flowers~ Minji: minji-ji

#lgc:cupdate004 #{ aka arin's phone is nothing but oneus and she's not even ashamed of it tbh lol }

[lilakennedy]

LILA WHAT'S YOUR FAV MOTS7 SONG AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE ALBUM

fKSJDFHG:DSFGLKDFGJK THIS ASK WAS A SURPRISE - 

but i fuckin love the album!! totally worth the wait! and dude, i suck at picking favorites - i can never pick just one above the rest JKSL-SD:FGKJDFS 

The Eternal definitely has that special spot in my heart tho, ON hits most of my aesthetics, UGH! is the rapline song i’ve been dreaming of since the last cypher, Louder Than Bombs gives me chills, Respect is so fun and threw me back to the era i became an ARMY!!

Inner Child, My Time, Moon & Friends have such a sincere vibe and made me cry a lil - and Filter obviously ended my entire career as a Jimin stan,

00:00 is one of those songs like Magic Shop to me? it’s a very comforting one and the boys’ vocals just add to the magic -

#The Eternal. Friends. Inner Child & Moon made me cry. #in that order from most to least #The Eternal had me ugly sobbing imso glad i was alone JKSDFHGS #EGO is still such a fun bop #it never fails to make me smile #and the new verse in SHADOW???? #HELLO??? #the lyrics are insane #god i fuckign love Yoongi #and well Black Swan is still a masterpiece #like the entire album #feels very sincere #and i will never take that for granted with them #i could gush about lil details of this album for ages honestly #gonna get We Are Not Seven With You tattooed onto my fucking heart #we in this bangtan sonyeondan shit for life #as an ARMY of 6 years this album hit various spots #and then theres this magical timing of theirs #with their songs/concepts always fitting whatever is going on in our lives #cookieface678 #lila asks

[nako-doodles]

He loves his hyungie 🥺

look at the lil bun w his bun bouncing around 🥺🥺

#kookie is RIGHT ego is the BOP OF THE CENTURY its such a fun choreo #still upset we never got a full stadium ego performance 😤😤😤 #ans

[planetsano]

︎ ̸̳/̸͆̿͞ ̎̎̕ ͆̿͞။​͆̚ ̿` · ࣪ ⭒ ⋆ ࣪.* ࣪ property of toman !

synopsis — what’s it like being toman’s little slut?

warnings — 18+, choking, spit, size kink, stomach bulge.

characters — mikey, draken, baji, mitsuya, chifuyu, & smiley.

What’s it like being passed around like a ping pong ball by the head admins of Toman? What’s it like being their girl, yeah? Their favorite girl, their special girl. The one who they can always count on to fix the hard cock sitting agitated behind their uniform. The pretty face that was always bopping around the hangout spots charming hearts with a simple giggle and that lost look in your eyes. You were a slut but you know what? Being a slut wasn’t easy, it's very tiresome actually! So many cocks, too many egos, varying kinks. Not to mention you always had to look pretty, not that it was an issue for you though. It was all very difficult to keep up with but it was still a fun time.

It's a little funny because you weren’t always this sexually liberated. Sure, you had a boyfriend or two but back then things were different. You met Mitsuya by chance walking home at night. He offered you a ride on his bike and you gladly accepted. From there things moved pretty fast. You two started hanging out regularly after that and he introduced you to his members. He was a little worried that you may have been freaked out that he was involved in gang life but it didn’t bother you because you knew they were good people. You developed a little crush on Mitsuya.. then Mikey, and Baji. Oh yeah, and Smiley.. Darken and Chifuyu.

Come on, anyone would have a hard time just choosing one guy when so many charming, handsome and tough were available to you. It was such a hard decision to make, so why make it when you could just have them all? They were a brotherhood, they didn’t mind sharing a toy between them. They were all so different..

## Mitsuya — has always been a softie when it comes to women, you know? Nothing changes when he spends his time with you. Mitsuya is a real gentleman, you’ve noticed that he’s always making sure you're comfortable. He’s not really pushy either. When he needs you, it’s always a gentle hand on the small of your back followed by a smooth whisper to the ear. That look he gives you when he pulls away from your war and his lavender eyes are on yours awaiting your answer is simply unmatched.

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Service/Soft dom. Praiser. Calls you sweet nicknames.

6/6.5 inches. Pretty. Well trimmed.

Mitsuya’s warm hands trailed up your body, massaging your supple tits in his palms while you lazily fucked yourself on his cock. Mitsuya was so nice, he did whatever you wanted— and this time it was letting you bounce on his cock as long as you could. He’s let you cum three already and now you’re nearing your forth. You can’t help it, his cock fills you up perfectly. It hits deep enough to where it's not uncomfortable but still managing to make your eyes roll when he slides it in your hole. Everything Mitsuya does for you makes you feel good, inside and out. That’s probably why you developed your crush on him first.

“It feels good, no?” Mitsuya asks, his lavender lidded eyes tearing away from where you both were connected up to your eyes. He gives you a relaxed smile that says he’s enjoying himself.

“Yeah, ‘love it, Takashi.” You whimper. Your tits squeezed between your upper arms as your hands rested on his toned stomach as you rolled your hips down onto his. “‘m gonna cum again,” It’s amazing how you’re still holding yourself up at this point, but the way you’re getting bobbly in your head tells him this might be the last one you have in you.

“Hm,” He hums at you. “I can tell you’ve got that look in your eyes, cutie.” He’s talking about when your eyes get glazed over, looking at him all dreamy with your glossy parted lips and flushed face. He can feel your walls spasm around his cock— you’re cumming.

“Takashi..” All you do is let out a weak whimper of his name before falling onto his chest. You ride out your high with his hand gripping at your ass assisting your movement.

“I’m gonna fuck you now, alright?” Mitsuya says against your ear. You give him a fucked out smile against his skin and nod your head. “That’s my pretty girl.”

## Chifuyu — is another sweetheart. He’s really soft with you and very eager to please. Chifuyu has a special liking to oral you've noticed. Giving or receiving, it doesn't matter to him. Eating pussy is his favorite thing to do, he could cum from only that if he wanted too. He's what you would call pussy drunk. Very eager to please.

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Soft dom. Switch. Eager sub. Expert pussy eater.

5.5 / 6 inches. Red tip. Leaky.

Chifuyu eats your pussy like it's his last meal. He spreads your glistening lips apart with two fingers, admiring your flower in all her glory until he hears an embarrassed whine coming from you. A gentle hand rests on his hand, your fingers run through his hair, pushing his bangs and exposing his forehead while he locks eyes with you. He gives you a smile which makes the butterflies in your tummy flutter. Chifuyu is pretty.

From this distance, you can feel his breathing tickling your cunt. It was cooling against your fervent skin, making you lift your hips from the bed silently begging for his mouth. Chifuyu doesn’t make you wait long until his mouth is on your pussy, taking his tongue and giving you one long swipe up your slit. His tongue laps at your clit with skill, the warm muscle swirling circles around your sensitive bud before sucking on it. He doesn’t mind the grip you have on his hair, nor does he mind your pressing your cunt harder onto his mouth. All of it only urges him on even more, he’s making out with your cunt now— yeah, he’s pussy drunk.

He’s noticing how your thighs are shaking and how much you're squirming underneath him— he knows you’re going to cum soon. Chifuyu slips his middle and ring finger into your spasming hole, pumping at a fast pace. His long fingers are hitting a spot your shorter fingers could never reach, pressing into the spongy part that makes you see stars. You cum with an explicit cry of his name, creaming all over his fingers.

## Baji — is outright dirty, his mouth is so fucking filthy its insane. He can talk his way into anyone’s pants. His voice is so smooth and deep that it never fails to send shivers down your spine and set off that ache between your legs. Baji has an “edge” to him. It's no secret that he’s a menace and that aspect doesn’t change when he’s with you.

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Mean. Dirty talk. Messy.

6/6.5 inches. Curved. Pretty.

Baji looks so pretty as he stands above you with his cock in hand. He has that infamous smirk on his lips. The one that shows his fangs? Yeah, that one. He’s stroking his cock in a relaxed manner and slapping his shaft on the soft skin of face. It bounces slightly when tapping gently on the fat of your cheeks. Baji is as hard as a rock and the tip of his cock head is leaking sticky and clear precum. It leaves thin strings connecting from your skin to his dick with every few taps. He takes his free hand and wraps it around your neck.

“Keisuke, c’mon.” You whine with your hands finding his upper thighs. You’re growing impatient as Baji was always the type to tease. Always dangling something you want in front of your face and snatching it away when you try to reach for it— so mean.

“Ya gotta suck my cock quick, alright? Make me cum real fast ‘cuz I got shit to do,” He smiles, leaning down to lock lips with you. Kissing Baji always makes you giddy. It just made you feel so special, leaving you smiling and giggling against his lips.

“Yeah,” You nod, a mischievous smile suppressed with the bite of your bottom lip as you look up at him.

“Yeah?” He nods before landing a slap on your face. “Open.” He says. You do as told, opening your mouth and presenting his tongue to him. Baji holds your jaw and soon a glob of spit comes flying into your mouth.

“Gonna fuck this tight little throat ‘til ya can’t speak.” He says as he slips his thick cock down your throat.

## Smiley — is so much fun to spend. He’s by far the most experimental and filthy. Spitting, slapping, choking, you name it, he’s into it all. He may be the roughest amongst the rest. There’s nothing like Smiley pounding into your cunt so hard that it hurts with a cute smile on his face almost as if he wasn’t punching your cervix.

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Playful dom. Sadist. Dacryphilia.

5 / 6 inches. Slender. Bush.

Smiley’s hands are wrapped around your dainty neck while he pounds ruthlessly into your abused hole. He still has that deceitful smile on his lips the entire time enjoying the way you look under him right now. You were so fun to play with, the more he fucked you up, the prettier you got. The makeup you wore was ruined. Your eyeliner smudged and streamed down your face in thick black streams. Your lipstick smeared on your cheek and some reminisce of the color on his mouth and cock. You’re looking up at him with a dazed look on your face partially because of the overstimulation and partially from his hands around your neck.

“Ah? What’s this? Don’t tell me you’re givin’ up on me already.” Nahoya teases, his voice so cheerful compared to his harsh actions on your body. His cock is ramming into your pussy so hard, it's hard not to ignore the Xth orgasm he’s about to tear from you.

“Can’t cum, Nahoya,” You sobbed. “Please!” Honestly, you look pathetic. You know you probably look awful crying like this but Nahoya doesn’t care.

“Eh? Who says?” He tilts his head, a faux look of curiosity on his face.

“Nahoya—!” You feel your high seize your body in a wave, your walls clamping around him as you cream on his cock.

“I didn’t say that, dolly! I think you’re goin’ crazy. Hah!” He knows your just came, he’s just having some fun.

## Draken — never fails to make you lose your mind when he fucks you. He fucks you into submission, he fucks you to tears, he fucks you until you’re babbling and fucking stupid. Draken is one of the strongest ones in Toman, not only that but he’s massive, so manhandles you pretty easily. He doesn’t really tolerate an attitude or back talk in any way. He’s quick to nip it in the bud with the other mouthy members so nothing changes with you. You don’t get a free pass just because you have a pretty face.

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Brat tamer. Size kink. Mean

8/8.5 inches. Veiny and thick. Bush.

Your cries have long since fallen silent to Draken’s ears— his eyes focused on how such a tight cunt could swallow his massive cock with little to no resistance. God, it was amazing to watch really. If you weren’t being such an airheaded fucking brat to him earlier he would’ve even praised you for how well you’re taking him. His pace wasn’t hurried in any sense, but it was hard. Every time his cock slid out of you, he made sure that only his thick mushroomed head stayed in your cunt and his pelvic bone snaps hard into you when he stuffs himself back inside. The force makes your body move upward and causes your tits to jiggle. It hurts because he’s so big, but the feeling of his cock punching your cervix is addictive. It makes your eyes roll to the back of your skull and you can barely form sentences. It's funny really, because you were being such a brat earlier and now you can’t even speak. Good.

“Ken! Please— too big!” You cry, both of your smaller hands trying to push his lower stomach away to get him to pull out some more. He’s so deep that you feel him in your belly,

“‘M sorry, ‘won’t talk back any more-” Tears are pricking at the corners of your eyes but he’s still not listening to you. Draken wonders if.. No, that’s impossible, right? What’s that whining? Oh, it's you.

“Eh? Stop the whinin’. It's too late for all that shit.” Draken tuts, his eyes so unforgiving while he looks down on you. While you finally have his attention you decide to really put on the waterworks.

“Ken, ‘m so sorry,” You hiccupped, letting the tears fall freely from your eyes. “Forgive m-me!”

Draken doesn’t say anything because your tears mean nothing to him right now. He only decides to press your thighs up to your chest, folding you into a full mating press before ramming his cock inside of you continuously. The “Holy shit.” he lets out is one of astonishment when he sees your belly bulge from his cock. Your babbles for him have stopped and turned into whines and cries begging for him to let you cum. Unfortunately, you can’t control the coil unraveling in your lower belly and you’re soon gushing on his cock.

## Mikey — was different because he’s a man with many layers and it wouldn’t be wise for anyone to take him as is at surface level. You never really know what you’re going to get from him. Mikey carries himself with such a cheerful, relaxed and powerful manner but he says he has a “darkness” inside of him, and yet he has a heart of gold. He can either be the sweetest dom or the cruelest.

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Wild card.

5 / 6 inches. Pretty. Trimmed.

“Mikey,” You call his name softly as he hovers above you. His odd dark peering down onto yours while his blonde hair framed his face. “Do you think I’m pretty?” The question sounds juvenile but it makes Mikey give you a smile. His hips are still against yours as you both pulsate from the recent comedown of your climax. You feel his cum drooling from your hole and down your ass onto the sheets below you. His forehead coated with a thin sheet of sweat.

“Of course, lovebug.” Mikey chuckles and runs a hand through his blond locks, holding his hair out of his face. “Why ask a silly question like that?” He asks.

“But you never spend time with me..” You pout and your hands find the sides of his face— studying his pretty features while your thumbs rub his cheeks. Mikey stares blankly at your face for a minute and you can’t tell what he’s thinking. For a second you think he’s angry with you.

“Ah! Don’t get upset. I’m only busy.” He says, his tone light and playful.

“Hmfp.” You look away.

“Plus,” Mikey pauses. “I think the others would be jealous. ‘M your favorite, right?” He tilts his head, looking down at you with a smile.

## Gang Bangs — are never planned. They just sort of.. happen but they’re happily accepted! The reoccurring catalyst of a gangbang is usually one member unintentionally interrupting you and someone else. They all stuff your cunt so full, fucking load after load into you until you’ve gone limp. They’ve trained you into the perfect cock whore, being able to successfully take five of their dicks at once. They couldn’t have it any other way.. their individual feelings for you can be suppressed.., for now.

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#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x reader smut #tr x reader #tr smut #mikey x reader #draken x reader #baji x reader #chifuyu x reader #mitsuya x reader #smiley x reader #sano manjiro x reader #baji keisuke x reader #mitsuya takashi x reader #chifuyu matsuno x reader #nahoya kawata x reader #ken ryuuguji x reader #toman x reader

[agentmmayy]

march music roundup

any day now- trousdale: this song and this group make me go feral. their harmonies have got me barking. i’m in love with the entire vibe of everything. it feels like a group of friends just sitting around and singing and having fun and it makes me want to bite my pillow and scream. also the lyrics of this song?? maybe i have cried over them especially i've been falling out of love with the thought of me the entire song is so unapologetic yet still hopeful i just *shrieks*

wish you well- wrabel: mental illness is canceled whenever i listen to wrabel. his voice is incredible and every one of his songs leave me speechless 

my ego dies at the end- jensen mcrae: this song has been living in my mind rent free this entire month. tried baptism but it felt like burning snatched my very soul when i heard it for the first time. this song needs to be listened to while swaying around the living room 

cold water swimming- quiet houses: oh this song!!! it’s about unrequited love. i want to hold this song close to my chest and never let it go. especially the lyric just turned 22 so why is it i still feel like a kid? it makes me think of standing on the beach on a cloudy cold day

the beach- LEON: once again LEON reads me to filth. i’ve never felt so seen. definitely a song to listen to while laying in bed crying to it

wasted- jukebox the ghost, andrew mcmahon in the wilderness: i was having a good time until i heard long before we cared about winning or worried about our parents getting older back when life was just beginning shut up! i’m so fucking scared right now you shut up!!!!!! the theme of this month has been calling me tf out with lyrics apparently. aside from that, this song is a BOP

i need my girl- aly & aj: as @justanalto said, this is so different from the usual aly & aj but it’s still so good??? it captures the loneliness of growing up and growing apart from a best friend or sister. it feels like grieving and i love it

hannah in the city- bestfriend: this is such a groove?? it’s not loud or glaringly upbeat but instead calm. it’s so sweet and wistful but a little sad- the perfect combination really

chinese satellite (live from sound city)- phoebe bridgers: ok i enjoy this version a lot more than the original though i’m not sure exactly why? maybe the acoustics? maybe the way her voice wavers on i want to go home? this feels like a song you listen to while laying in a hammock during golden hour. it makes me feel safe 

seven kisses- sean frayne, portia tang: this song has got me on my knees. it needs to be in a night scene montage (also gives me teen wolf vibes)

my love- florence + the machine: i lost my gotdamn mind when i first heard this chorus. it’s almost other worldly. it feels like a song that needs to be sung while dancing around a campfire deep in the woods. 

#bestie #if you want to be very sad #'i need my girl' makes me think about lydia and allison #shout out to re for sending me HER march playlist and helping me put songs on here zskhdjsfdss #spotify has been dry af so far this week #ness listens to music #monthly rotation playlist #i literally cannot get enough of trousdale right now #'any day now' has been stuck in my head for days

[lordkambe]

⛓   title, type, word count: high rise, drabble, +1.7k

⛓   character, fandom, type of reader: chrollo lucilfer, hunterxhunter, woman reader.

⛓   genre, rating: y/n, explicit nsfw, 18+ only.

⛓   themes, triggers: public sex, oral m/f receiving, explicit dirty talk, daddy is used as a pet name

⛓   brief summary:  after a date chrollo invites y/n to a high rise suite. on the top floor they put on a show for yorknew. this is truly p*rn without the plot. 

⛓   author’s note: i know i promised this earlier but i got caught up with other things plus this went in another direction than i was intending. nevertheless, i had fun writing it and i hope you all enjoy it. feedback and further suggestions is always welcome. i’m also considering of doing tag lists so if anyone is interested in that please let me know. 

The chill from the glass elicited a soft shriek from you. Your hand reached forward to press your hand against the glass but Chrollo was quick to stop it. He earned a grip on your wrist and forced it behind your back. He pressed your frame firmly against the mirror. From over your shoulder you could see he was consumed with lust, “my love...” he moaned in your ear. “You’re so beautiful.”

Your eyes shifted to the skyline ahead. It lowered to see the busy streets of YorkNew beneath you. The suite Chrollo had rented was located in a high rise where the entire city of YorkNew could be seen. Embarrassment swept over you,

“what if someone sees us?”

“Then let’s give them a good show.”

The grip he hand on your wrist softened before he let go entirely. He decided to pull you towards him by using your neck instead. That same hand swept down your chest. He felt your breast through the thin fabric of the dress you wore. It was stark red color that fit your frame as if it was meant for only you to wear. Chrollo had gifted you the dress prior to your date. Just minutes before you two were in the lobby of the high rise returning from a night on the town. The way he treasured you led him to take you out anytime he was able to. You were his most prized possession.

He was gentle with the fabric but it wasn’t to spare it, it was to tease you. He felt you through the fabric before his finger looped through one of the straps. He forced it down exposing you entirely. He sees your reflection through the glass and you see his. His cheeks flushed into a rosy hue.

“No bra?” You can hear the excitement in his tone.

“It would’ve ruined how the dress looked.”

“Or maybe you’re just teasing me. Huh?” He pushed your frame closer to the glass once more. Your nipples hardened the second the cold glass touched them. You hitched a breath and felt the heat between your legs rise. Chrollo took the ends of your hair and pulled it causing your head to fall back. “Like the little slut you are.” Your lips meet and the kiss is filled with haste. Chrollo penetrated your mouth with his tongue. When you parted both of you elicited a harmonious moan. With each passing moment you felt the juices in your cunt grow. You clenched your legs together tightly in order to give yourself some pleasure as Chrollo continued to tease you. It’s almost as if he could read your mind. With his own leg he forced your legs apart. It caused a whine to fall from your hungry lips. He stepped back for a moment and you wondered what he was up to. “What are you doing?” Your voice is needy and desperate for his touch. He doesn’t respond but returns to stand directly behind you. He fixed your hair before his hands fell to either side of your waist. “Alright then. That’s what I’ll do.” You swallowed to prepare for a response but his actions are faster than you anticipated. He tore the dress from your figure and the tattered fabric fell into a puddle beneath your feet. Still pressed against the window the only thing on your body was your panties, already soaked through. He began to trail kisses on your back and down your spine. He lowered his frame while doing so. Now on his knees he stared at your ass. “Chrollo,” you whined. “My love, call me that other thing. You know.” You knew exactly what it was. It was when Chrollo had blinded you in a state of euphoria. You’d never been fucked like that before and you could’ve sworn you saw the stars. The adrenaline rush you felt from that evening caused the thing, as he called it, to fall from your sweet lips. “Daddy.” You whispered. “I’m terribly sorry my love. A little louder.” “Daddy!” You cried out. “And what would you like Daddy to do?” Your hand curled into a small fist and you bit on your lower lip. Your legs were trembling. You heard him chuckle. What’s so funny you think? Then you realize how wet you are. The juices from your swollen pussy dripped down the side of your leg and stained the floor underneath. Chrollo ran his finger up your inner thigh. A single finger pressed against your clothed entrance. “Say it.” It was a demand. With such haste you blurted out, “Daddy please fuck me hard. I want you, no! I need you.” In response Chrollo slipped your panties to the side and exposed your glistening pussy. Immediately Chrollo pressed his lips against your cunt. He gave it a sweet kiss before penetrating his tongue inside you. A moan bubbled up in your throat. It’s soft and you knew Chrollo didn’t enjoy that but he seemed to be to wrapped up in pleasuring you to care. His tongue lapped against your entrance the juices you created started to run down the sides of his lips. And the grip he had on your thighs? You were expecting to be greeted with bruises the next morning. As you moan and whine his tongue left you. It’s quickly replaced with his finger. Chrollo rose up to his feet and instructed you to push your hips towards him. Another finger entered inside of you. He’s stretching you out in preparation for his hardened length, equally as desperate to be inside you. The rhythmic pace of his fingers scattered but the sound your pussy made was consistent. You didn’t have to verbally ask to be fucked, your pussy said it all. Chrollo removed his fingers from inside you. You whined in disappointment. “I know, my love. I know.” Your neck twisted to watch him. He was unbuttoning his suit coat. It hadn’t hit you that he was fully dressed unlike yourself. With your legs weak you managed to find balance without his help. You walked toward him. “Please let me.” You said with your hands flat against his chest. You enjoyed undressing Chrollo, the moment was sensual and thrilling for the both of you. You began with his coat then loosened his tie. You removed each button to expose his toned body underneath. With your hands pressed against his biceps you slid your body downward. Now on your knees you unbuckled his pants. With the buttons undone and the zipper opened, you removed his pants to view his hardened cock hidden underneath the thin fabric of his briefs. Your hand touches the shaft of it before running it upward. It elicited a moan from Chrollo, music to your ears. You lowered the band of his briefs to finally expose his cock. You nearly drooled at the sight of it. “Daddy’s cock is so big.” The words fell from your mouth involuntary. And while you were desperate to have him press his entire length inside you. You couldn’t help yourself to attach your lips to the tip of his cock. You didn’t tease him. You took the entirety of his length in your mouth and the moan that left Chrollo’s mouth was the loudest you’ve ever heard from him. “That’s right my love, take it. Take my cock. So—- so fucking good.” His speech stuttered and it boosted your ego. Your head bopped in unpredictable patterns causing Chrollo’s knees to buckle. His hand tangled into your hair. “Ah, ah — fuck!” He tore your head from his cock. You let out a cough before using the back of your hand to wipe away the liquid from your lips. On your knees you looked up at him. He’s exhausted but hungry for more. “So are you going to fuck me good daddy?” You batted your eyelashes. Chrollo didn’t say a word. He lifted you up from your arm and gently threw you against the window once more. His hands ran up your stomach before he cupped your breasts he played with your nipples for what felt like an entirety. Finally, fucking finally. He entered inside you. Your wet pussy welcomed him with such ease that the two of you moaned in ecstasy. You arched your back and pressed your hands flat on the window. The sound of your skin clapping against each other filled the room. Alongside it were your whimpers. “I’m sorry Y/N? Do I need to get my ears checked?” He said between labored breathes. He took one of your legs and hooked it underneath his arm. You felt is cock hit your g-spot and you choked at the euphoric sensation. “I can’t hear you.” Instantly a moan bubbled from your chest and left your mouth. It was loud, visceral. The rims of your eyes began to water as he continued to mercilessly thrust into you. “That’s a good girl!” He praised. “Such a good fucking girl. That’s what they are thinking looking at you down there. Oh— god.” The beat of his thrusting grew erratic, he was close and so were you. “Chrol— Daddy! Oh! Fuck me! I’m going to cum!” He responded with his own moan. You felt his lips return to your shoulder. He littered your back with warm, sloppy kisses. Within your core you feel it tighten but the growing wetness in your swollen cunt is also concerning. You continue anyway far too warped in pleasure. Chrollo took a his two fingers and pressed it against your clit. You gagged in pleasure at the touch alone. Already so sensitive and on the verge of over simulation you welcome it anyway. He rubbed your clit with vigor. “Cum for my baby, cum.” The knot in your stomach released. The sound of pleasure that tore from your throat filled the room and it matched Chrollo’s deep, husky moans. He came inside you and you squirted all over his thighs. You stood there in the mutual mess you made. His cock softened inside you with another kiss on your shoulder he removed himself. You felt weak in your legs but he was quick to support you. “You did good.” He complimented as you could only greet him with a tired nod. He lifted you from your feet and carried you bridal style. “Let’s get you cleaned up.” He said while pressing a firm kiss on your forehead.

#chrollo x reader #chrollo smut #chrollo x y/n #chrollo imagine #chrollo lucilfer x reader #hxh chrollo #hxh smut #hxh x reader #hxh. #cl. #tm. #nsfw.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Craving that good ol angst so maybe like a senpai x reader where the two get into a fight perhaps?

You were just flipping through the TV channels, like you usually did when you were home alone.

Then, all of the sudden, the front door slammed open before quickly slamming shut, which made you nearly drop the remote. “Jesus what was--?!”

“S-Sorry.”

Glancing over, you saw Senpai walk into the living room space, looking annoyed and angry as he threw his bag onto the chair. You watched as he glared down at his microphone--like it was the most disgusting thing he ever laid eyes on.

But before he could throw that, too, you got up and intervened, gently taking his wrist. “Hey, hey...what’s with the hissy fit? How did your match with Skid and Pump go?”

“Take a wild guess. My mic fucking busted, embarrassing me not only in front of them...BUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GODDAMN NEIGHBORHOOD AND LEMON DEMON!!” He shouted, eyes flashing red with rage. “Stupid brats!! I KNOW they were just smiling behind their stupid masks..mocking me.."

You couldn’t believe how pissed-off he was acting. If it was Keith, you could somewhat understand.

But Skid and Pump? Two innocent kids who just wanted to have a fun battle with your boyfriend? You didn’t appreciate that one bit.

Then again, no matter who he met--he always got irrationally angry whenever he lost a singing competition. But this time he’s gone too far.

“How ironic, ‘cause you’re acting like a brat now.”

“...what did you say?” He scowled at you.

“You heard me.” You huffed. “They’re just kids, Senpai. They’re not gonna take singing that seriously. Did you really try to blame them for your microphone breaking when maybe....you did something to it yourself?”

“I wouldn’t have thought to check...no thanks to you.”

“Excuse me? It shouldn’t be my responsibility. You put yourself into the singing business, not me.”

“But-!”

“Have you always been like this?” You finally questioned, just being spiteful at this point. “Blaming other people for your problems? Have you ever considered taking responsibility for yourself for once instead of whining? Or did the time you spent in that video game make you forget the word “responsibility” altogether?”

The mention of the game is what made Senpai snap right back.

"Don't you EVER BRING UP THAT GAME AGAIN!!" He slammed down the microphone, completely engulfed in red flames as he pointed at you. “You know I try to win these battles FOR YOU. It’s bad enough I lose to Keith..AND NOW IT’S TWO STUPID KIDS IN COSTUMES!!! LET ME BE ANNOYED WITH MYSELF FOR ONCE, ALRIGHT?!!”

“The problem is you’re ALWAYS annoyed with it!! If you can’t handle two kids wanting a friendly contest then..you have serious issues. Just grow up, for fuck’s sake. No one’s out to get you except yourself.”

“......” This time around he had no comeback, but he was still seething with rage.

You, on the other hand, believed you had said enough, so you went to grab your shoes and phone.

“I’m..gonna take a walk, maybe apologize to two certain kids who looked up to you as a brother and a singer.”

He remained silent as he watched you leave, shutting the door behind you.

But the moment everything became clear to him, and he realized what he said, he slumped back onto the couch. He held his head in his hands, wanting to scream and cry his eyes out.

Though he shakily reached for his phone instead, looking through his contacts and finding a number he was reluctant to call.

But he needed to..if he ever hoped to reconcile with you.

“Beep bop--huh? S-Senpai?”

“Keith, let’s just...let bygones be bygones for now. I-I..I really need some advice.."

.............

“So you and Mr. Anime Guy just..walk around the park?”

“Yeah. It’s nice to take in the scenery, especially when the sun sets.”

“..meh, not spooky enough.”

“I know, I know.” You chuckled as you, Skid, and Pump took a walk around the local park. After apologizing to them for Senpai’s behavior, you treated them to some ice cream, which instantly lifted their spirits.

Fortunately they didn’t take his words to heart. They were just kids, after all, who didn’t care that they were wearing costumes during the springtime. The outfits seemingly gave them thick skin.

Before long they went on their way home, exclaiming they were going to rap battle Pico since he was back in town. And you waved goodbye to the pair and tossed out your ice cream after finishing it.

You sighed as you continued your walk, though as you approached the benches, you saw a certain strawberry-blond male sitting there by himself.

But you were surprised to see him dressed neater with a small teddy bear plushie in his lap.

How interesting..considering this was exactly where you first met Senpai.

Back then, he had just entered the real world--scared and confused with nowhere to go. But you took him in and learned about where he came from, what really happened to him..and from there a loving relationship blossomed.

He heard you approach and sat up, giving you a shaky smile as he stood. “[Y/n]..I-I... know I said things I shouldn’t have, and...I admit I’m immature and..there's no excuse for that. You were right..the only person I’m embarrassing is myself."

Tearing up, he bowed his head, bangs hiding his eyes as he offered the bear to you. “I know this won’t immediately fix things but...I-I don’t ever wanna hurt you like I did back at home again. I’m so sorry. I’m..gonna do my best to change. E-Even if you stop loving me, I-I’ll change for you.”

After a few moments of silence, you smiled and took the bear from his grasp, though you pulled him into a hug as well. You could feel him shaking, even sobbing a little, as he hugged you tightly.

You knew he was genuinely sorry.

“Sen..I forgive you.” You kissed his damp cheek. “I’ll always love you..even if we have some spats every now and then. Sometimes couples do and..it's okay. I'm sorry for the things I've said, too."

“I know true love i-is..really just a farce in reality but..you’ve shown me what it could be like.” He pulled away to look at you, his eyes softer and brighter than before. “I don’t wanna lose that.”

“You won’t.”

“I promise I’ll lose the ego and be less harsh on others. Today we start anew.”

And you both sealed that affirmation with a tender kiss.

Senpai knew he had to thank Keith later, but for now he wanted to make the rest of this day all about you.

#clanask #anonymous #fnf x reader #friday night funkin x reader #fnf senpai x reader #senpai x reader #angst #hurt/comfort

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Bop i decided to wake up being thoughtful.

You can pick any character you like and just have an S/O with YOUR personality, i hope you have a nice day thank you for your hard work <33

Undertale Sans - Still not sure if it would match. It would be quite boring. I don't like to talk and I've got ADHD so I need to constantly do something or I'm losing my mind, quite literally. He would get annoyed because I always want to try new things, even if he doesn't want to. No rest allowed.

Undertale Papyrus - It would be probably better than Sans, but Papyrus is way too nice and gentle. I'm not into bad guys, but people always nice are making me uncomfortable, like, it's like they want something from you, but you can't understand what.

Underswap Sans - We would kill each other in a day. We're both way too much excitable and happy to be chaotic. It can't end well. Blue is also very honnest, sometimes too much honnest, and the too much part is too much for me.

Underswap Papyrus - It could match. We shared most of interests and he is more willing to do things that Classic Sans. Though, he is still a bit too nice, even if there's more nuances. It's probably one of the best choices.

Underfell Sans - That actually could work if he puts his big male ego in a corner. The rest is fine, I can deal with it. Though the beginning would be very awkward since none of us wants to do first step.

Underfell Papyrus - I would actually kill him in less than a few hours. Too protective, too close minded, too obsessed with cleaning, he reminds me of my mom, and boy, 24 years old of this is way more than I thought I could bear already.

Horrortale Sans - That would probably work, but I'm not a cuddler. Like, at all. But he is nor too evil, nor too nice, he has strong opinions but still listen to others and he is doing pretty much what his S/O wants him to do, so it could match!

Horrortale Papyrus - Like Edge, his protective instincts would be way too much. I need independance, not a nanny. Though, except for this, it's pretty ok.

Swapfell Sans - I love his British side, but he's way too much like me so it can work xD He's cold, always have a critic eye, don't like physic contact and, more importantly, always wants to be the leader in anything. Now, I have a leader soul too, and we would be competiting all the time, which is not really sane in a relationship. We could be friends, but that won't go above that.

Swapfell Papyrus - Do you really want the world to end? We both have very twisted weird minds, that would end terribly for everyone except for us because we are Disney Villains. I not recommend at all. Though it would be fun.

#undertale #underswap #underfell #horrortale #swapfell #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

[btsxmalereaders]

Truth Or Dare.

Pairing: Bang Chan x Male Reader.

Warnings: None.

Requested ☆

Word Count: 1,7k

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There are colorful lights making the room look like a chaos, and your body is slightly covered in sweat from the nonstop dancing the entire night. An almost full red cup on your hand gave sense to your wasted image, although  you didn't even feel tipsy at all, not even slightly dizzy since you just started drinking your first beer, but the atmosphere surrounding you made it feel as if everyone at the party has lost their heads.

A popular song is playing out loud, the screams are not long in coming when Jisung, who started drinking long ago, speaks into the microphone to hype you all even more. It's not a big party, but you're all having a lot of fun celebrating Han's birthday, -hence why he's the most drunk tonight-, and it's even more safe and fun to be around with people you really trusted.

Felix is dancing with you with a huge smile on his face and often making fun of you since dancing wasn't exactly your forte, imitating your awkward jumps and hip movements, but you're too happy to even care of how ridiculous you could look.

"Wait! Wait-" Jisung speaks into the microphone,  grabbing everyone's attention immediately. "Guys, I am so glad you all are h-here. But I'm tired of danciiiinnnng"

You snort before taking a huge sip of your beverage and look around, noticing Minho is still at the bar his house had, denying with his head and looking with incredibility at the birthday boy, Jeongin and Chris were dancing near you too, almost lost in between the people, Hyunjin was talking to a friend on the couch while Changbin and Seungmin were filling their cups with vodka.

"Why don't we spice things up?" Jisung laughs and drops the mic. The music goes up again, which makes him roll his eyes and walk to you, grabbing your hands and looking at you with pleading and glazed eyes. "Why don't we play d-drunk or dare, hyung?" He hiccups.

You let out a breathy laugh. "You mean truth or dare?"

"It's the same thing!" Jisung shrugs. "C'mooon! This is gonna be reeaally fun."

You look at Felix, who simply smiles at you and nods. "Alright, alright. Gather the boys and whoever wants to play."

Jisung smiles and gives you a tight hug before walking towards Minho to grab a bottle from the bar and convince him to play.

"Truth or dare, huh? You're finally confessing to Chris?"

"Shut up, Lix." You squint, slightly hitting his shoulder.

"What? It's about time, you know? You've been drooling over him for years now and it's honestly giving me headaches."

"You're annoying."

"So are you two, being incredibly obvious about your feelings, yet so damn oblivious."

"Ugh, whatever," You murmur, taking the last sip of the drink and heavy sighing. "Never gonna happen. I'm destined to be single forever."

"God, I swear you're the worst." He chuckles and pats your back as he sees his friends walking to the almost empty kitchen. "Come on, let's go to the kitchen."

A few other friends decided to join you and decided to make things even more hard by setting a new rule in which if the person didn't fulfilled the dare, they had to take two shots of that bottle of vodka Hyunjin brought -which you despised.

With everyone surrounding the small table, some of them exchanging places and giving each other compliance looks, the game started. Hyunjin right in front of you, to which he immediately exchanged his place with Chris after he murmured something to his ear and a dangerous smirk directed towards you, wich made you tremble -and you wanted to excuse with the alcohol kicking in.

Jisung was the first one to spin the bottle and chose truth which was pretty easy since he only had to read out loud the last text he sent. Seungmin had to show the most embarrassing picture he had on his phone and Changbin told with detail how his worst date went. The game was pretty relaxed, although there were some lewd questions which made everyone either laugh or scream at the confessions made. You answered some questions and fulfilled the dares even though most of them were embarrassing or dumb; although that was better than drinking.

On a new round, Chris spinned the bottle and landed on you. Your cheeks immediately turned red, and for once you felt relieved that the lights couldn't let anyone see how nervous you were feeling. Felix, next to you, hit you with his elbow and that made you sigh.

"Good, okay," Chris laughs, his eyes fixed on you. It was as he knew how nervous you were feeling and he knew you would tremble under his gaze. "So, Y/N, truth or dare?"

Knowing him, if you chose dare he'd definitely say something you wouldn't want to do; after all he's your best friend and knows you like the back of his hand, so you squint your eyes and pick: "Truth."

His smile becomes bigger as you pronounce that word. Was this his plan all this time?

"Do you want to kiss me?"

There's not even a hint of hesitation on his voice, which caught you off guard. Gasps can be heard over the music and you swear his eyes could look into your soul.

"Dare." You say with a sigh, but that doesn't change his expression. Instead, he leans over the table and murmurs:

"Okay, then I dare you to kiss me."

By this point you swear every fiber of your body was shaking under his gaze. The side smile he's giving to you is making you blush, and before you can even react, he's already reaching the bottle of vodka, which is half empty, now.

"Or, you know, you can just drink." He murmurs as he pours the first shot on a small glass.

"Fine." You say, making everyone cheer. Chris arches his eyebrow and nods.

"Really?"

You roll your eyes at his arrogance. "Yeah, whatever."

Your body also bends over the table, so your face is a few centimeters away from his. His fresh breath hitting your face and making you feel over cloud nine. Everyone's suddenly chanting "Kiss, kiss!" repeatedly, so you sigh, closing your eyes and tilting your head as Chris gets closer and closer.

Just when you can feel his lips barely touching yours he stops, "You know, you are the one that has to do it."

One last small movement from you is enough to finally kiss him. His soft lips moving over yours, that velvety feeling that makes you feel like you're floating. Your eyes are shut, and little by little you stop listening to the noise everyone's making, so the only sense you're focused on is on the touch. Chris hands are now on your chin and back head, making the kiss deep, and after a few seconds of standing on that position, you decide to slightly open your mouth to deepen even more, moving over his pink lips that also part, now tongues meeting in between.

It's messy but intense, and really good for your liking. So damn good you swear you're seeing fireworks under your eyelids. A few seconds later you break the kiss, noticing you spent a good amount of time kissing that now everyone is watching you, perplexed.

No one says a word for a moment, until Minho clears his throat and asks who's next.

Meanwhile your eyes are fixed on your best friend, who's looking so good. His lips reddish and shiny from the intensity of the kiss you just shared. His chest going up and down as he tries to catch his breath.

You feel so dizzy that decide to walk away to the bathroom. Everyone's focused on the game that no one tries to stop you, although you hear someone's steps behind you and a voice asking you to wait up.

"Hey, Y/N, wait," Chris follows you through the halls of Minho's house as you get to the second floor. In front of a room you stop to face him.

"Yeah?"

"Uh, I-" He murmurs, feeling nervous. "Uhm,  I'm sorry- I mean. I probably shouldn't have pushed you like that."

You chuckle, denying with your head as you see him blush.

"Seriously?" You ask. "Channie, do you really think I didn't want to do it?"

"So you now admit you wanted to kiss me?" He grins, to which you roll your eyes.

"I hate you."

"I don't believe that after that kiss."

"Ugh, you're insufferable. What are we doing with that ego of yours?" You say, getting closer and taking the chance to bop his nose.

"So..." He arches his eyebrow again. "I just want to hear it from you. For real. You didn't do it just because of the dare, did you?"

There's a certain tone on his voice that makes him sound insecure; as if he didn't know if he wanted to hear the answer for that question.

You smile, "Chris, I know you know the answer to that."

"Do I? I just want to make sure."

Without hesitation you decide to close the distance between you two and pull him on a kiss; a softer one. This time your bodies fit perfectly, one of his hands tight on your waist and another one holding your back, as if he didn't want to let you go, while both your hands are over his shoulders.

Just when you start to feel heated again, a voice in the distance makes you separate.

"Get a room," Minho says as he walks past you to the bathroom. "BUT NOT MY ROOM!"

You both chuckle at that, and still holding each other you stare into each other's eyes.

"Was that enough confirmation for you?" You joke.

"I guess, yeah." He laughs and places another kiss on your forehead. "God, finally. I really thought we would never come to this moment. We were really stubborn, weren't we?"

"Yeah," You smile. "But I'm glad it turned this way."

For the rest of the night you both exchange more kisses and hugs, and when the party comes to an end, a still drunk Jisung winks his eye to you, "I'm like cupid. I'm such a genius, I was tired of you just being soooo oblivious and stubborn." He murmurs before falling between Minho's arms and pass out from the tiredness and alcohol flooding on his system.

Felix comes to you, patting your back and chuckling. "See? It was about time."

#kpop x male reader #drabbles #kpop imagines #kpop x reader #requested #male reader #skz x male reader #stray kids male reader #stray kids x m!reader #stray kids x male reader #bang chan x male reader

[roseforthethorns]

Meta Analysis of Bond Theme Songs/ Intro Sequences in the Daniel Craig Canon

Analysis 1: Casino Royale

One of the things we usually notice first before anything else in a Bond film (besides awesome action and chases and things) is the theme song. Recent Bond films have even released the theme songs before the films themselves. We go into the movie already prepared to bop to the music and look at the way it fits with the film.

“You Know My Name” is the first theme song we have with Daniel Craig’s version of the eponymous spy. I honestly love how this film opens, especially since we only have about 3 to 3.5 minutes of introduction before the opening sequence. The black and white style helps link the old with the new, the specific angles looking up or looking down give us a sense of isolation and scope, the lack of strong music (until the bathroom fight) underpinning this quiet confrontation… This is a brand new James Bond, a fresh double-oh, driven by ego, and at least at the beginning here, he’s hiding in the shadows. And he gives one of my favorite lines of the Bond movies ever: “I know where you keep your gun.” There is a reason this is my favorite iteration of James Bond.

All of this is leading up to our first major theme song for Craig’s Bond: Chris Cornell’s “You Know My Name” (RIP Cornell- you’re gone too soon). Bond lands that perfect, classic Bond turn and shot, and then the aesthetic of this intro is EVERYTHING. It’s clear from the get go that we will be playing cards, and you can spot the major antagonists and interests in the intro. There’s a Jack that has Le Chiffre’s scar, one of the queens is Vesper. The bad guys dissolve into Card suits when they die. I love the detail of the sniper scopes turning into roulette wheels. It’s 100% one of the most creative introductions to a Bond film that I’ve ever seen.

And then there’s the music.

It’s a solid rock number with hints of orchestra clearly establishing the elements of the music that will serve as the main theme throughout the film (with some little nods to the traditional James Bond theme music- even if we won’t properly hear that until Skyfall. And we will get to Skyfall). It has a consistent, upbeat tempo that drives the music and the intro sequence, but it also reinforces the scene we have just witnessed.

“If you take a life, do you know what you’ll give?/ Odds are you won’t like what it is.” These are the first two lines of the song, and right away they hint that Bond truly does not yet know the cost of killing in his line of work. He’s only killed two people as a spy at this point in his career, since that second death earns him his status as a double-oh agent. He will face a great deal more death in the following 2.5 hours… and he is honestly not ready. He thinks he is, but the cost to his own soul might just not be worth it.

The lyrics continue to say that “you” (I will assume the “you” means “Bond” from here on out) is not so divine as angels, that his fall will just be another pawn, another card. He is on his own, self reliant because that’s the nature of the work (“Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you/ The odds will betray you. And I will replace you”). While the speaker of the song isn’t clear, it feels like the speaker is singing to Bond specifically, asking the hard questions and challenging him to the upcoming battle of wits and espionage. Maybe it’s Fate. Maybe it’s M. Maybe it’s Death.

I love the title “You Know My Name.” Bond likely doesn’t know the speaker, either as a person or as an idea. It’s also a fun little dig at the fact that Bond is absolute shite at code names, always leading with his name DESPITE BEING UNDERCOVER. I can just imagine M rolling her eyes in despair as Bond once again forgoes actual stealth in favor of… oh I dunno, crashing right through a wall?

The second verse of the song grows even darker, suggesting that the rules aren’t set in stone and are liable to change at any moment, mostly without Bond’s knowledge. That’s spy work. That’s some of the danger he faces. As a double-oh, he has to deal with physical, mental, and emotional torment. Within the movie itself, it seems like Bond might have a bit of black widow in him- both women he gets involved with die rather horribly. The first death seems to barely affect him. The second destroys him and leads him on a path for pure revenge. Both are incredibly necessary to create the hardened agent with a wall around his heart. But both still hurt.

“I’ve seen diamonds cut through harder men/ Than you yourself but if you must pretend/ You may meet your end.”

Bond really does pretend to be hardened and cold throughout the movie, but it’s the connection with Vesper that undermines everything. Her kidnapping gets him in one of the worst torture situations I’ve certainly seen on film (no I haven’t seen Dragon Tattoo, I’m not ready for that yet; and the drill torture in Spectre can go fuck itself). But as for this song and this movie and this story, Bond falls in love because the game twists around him until he can’t see the truth right in front of him. He misses that key detail about Vesper because of his heart. But by the end of the movie, he stops pretending- in that he stops kidding himself that he can leave the life of a spy. He will always be in danger and the odds will always be against him. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t save everyone.

And in Casino Royale, he finds that the prize “may never fulfill [him].”

#007 fest #teamdoubleoh #roseforthethorns #james bond #team00 #agent007 #007 fest 2021 #meta #Casino royale #analysis

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hello hello mod shuichi! thanks for answering my earlier question :)

so here is a request for you mod shuichi!

i was wondering if i could get headcannons for tendou, sugawara and kageyama with an s/o who likes to spontaneously take them out for dates doing random things. like s/o needs to go to target to get something? boom target date-

thank you <3

It was no problem anon, thanks for the request. First Haikyuu request, I'm pumped. The request was very fun by the way, thanks for requesting!

–Mod Shuichi

Tendou Satori, Sugawara Koushi, Kageyama Tobio going on a spontaneous date, courtesy of their S/O

Tendou Satori💜

💜 Mans was ready. I don't know how he does it, but he was ready to leave as soon as the word "date" left your mouth. 💜 Y'all were going thrift shopping as a date? He was pumped, stoked, excited, you name it. 💜 Apart from the presentable clothes you got, you also decided to make a fashion show. You choose a theme and then present an outfit following said theme. 💜 Y'all came up with the wackiest outfits and got a huge ego boost when the other praised you. 💜 Y'all also played a guessing game. You would hold up some clothing options and he would guess which one you would choose. 💜 You were dumb enough to bet money on it and you ended up being broke. Was that all part of your plan to get him to pay for you, yes. Did you succeed, yes because you got him wrapped around your finger. 💜 You probably ended up with a whole new wardrobe, lucky you. 💜 The next step was, naturally, food. So here you were at the food court sharing a milkshake like in the movies. If he took a picture, let him be you looked adorable. 💜 It was pretty early in the day still, so what better way to continue than to ogle at the sales for a while. 💜 Stay with me here, this man could entertain you in the most boring of circumstances. And that he did. As a thank you for loving him, he bought you merch from your favourite show. 💜 Y'all recreated the spiderman meme here because you also got him something. You got him a figurine of the main character of the manga we has currently reading as well as a tube of chocolate ice-cream. 💜 You knew about his insecurities and being called a monster his whole life, so you explained that he was more like the main character, the hero of the story; someone worthy of love. 💜 He cried, in the middle of the mall but he cried. He just loves you so much and then you pull this shit and,,, ugh, how dare you be so thoughtful he wants to hug you. 💜 Brags about it to his teammates basically all the time, "Oh yeah Semi-Semi, well did your S/O get you a figuring symbolizing how they don't view you as a monster? Yeah didn't think so." No shame, no shame at all. 💜 You parted ways with a hug and a kiss…and a plethora of photos of the experience that he took even though y'all looked silly, the perfect way to end your date <3

Sugawara Koushi🧡

🧡 Caught off guard but very excited when you announced y'all were going on a date. 🧡 Screw whatever he had been doing previously, y'all were going on a date to target. Hell yeah. 🧡 In his mind, any time spend with you is a good time, plus it's target, he can buy whatever he needs and spend time with you, double whammy. 🧡 You decided on doing a competition once you were in, whoever got the weirdest thing that reminded them of their lover won…something. You don't know what the price is, but y'all don't care it is all in good fun anyways. 🧡 And so the quest began. Scanning the isles looking for the most random thing that reminded y'all of each other. 🧡 You ended up finding a cloud (are you a god?) and a wine bottle and figured that that was enough (you're jesus). He always acts like both of those things, somehow. 🧡 He ended up choosing a cinnamon roll and a little plastic fire thing. His justification, you were sweet like the cinnamon roll and "you're hot hon, smoking!". 🧡 Y'all had a few laughs and definitely pretended to get offended at what you bought. Overall, it was a fun experience. 🧡 After that, you decided that the fun wasn't over just yet. What better way to continue than to play hide and seek in the clothing section. 🧡 It would be fun, but you got lost in the process and he had to spend a good 20 minutes looking for you. You didn't care, victory was yours. 🧡 He decided that staying there and risking getting lost again was not worth it, so ya'll went on a mini car ride just driving aimlessly for a couple minutes before going home. 🧡 The ride was very fun, but oh did your eardrums suffer. This man was singing (read: screaming) along to whatever song was on the radio, even if it was in a different language. Sugawara: YO TENIA UNA ESPERANZA, EN EL FONDO DE MI ALMA! 🧡 You loved him anyways (and did the same because the song's a bop). 🧡 Y'all ended up at Daichi's place for some reason, and then passed out on his couch (Daichi is seriously questioning if he should kick y'all out but his morals won't let him). 🧡 You ended up cuddling with him on Daichi's couch…not noticing that he ate your cinnamon roll earlier <3

Kageyama Tobio🧡

🧡 Thoroughly confused the moment you burst through the door and announced you two had a date. 🧡 A date? Since when? Did he forget, was there a special occasion, were you planning something? 🧡 "Get ready bubs we're going to the grocery store!" 🧡 A-a grocery store, for a date... Listen he might not be the best at this but a grocery store date doesn't sound like a very entertaining date. 🧡 Did he complain? Well he didn't really have a choice in the matter so no. 🧡 You got there and, of course, made him push you around in the shopping cart while you got the groceries. He'd never admit it but he thought you looked adorable. 🧡 Still confused as to why you chose the grocery store of all places for a date, but hey he was having fun so he can't say anything. 🧡 You bought him some yogurt/milk cartons and his face lit up, it was cute. In return, he bought you some of your favourite snacks and gave you a few kisses for good measure. 🧡 He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's sure this is a step in the right direction. 🧡 Once you're done paying and on your way home, he got an idea. 🧡 You were peacefully chilling in the cart when it started…going faster? What is happening? 🧡 You look up and the fucker was smirking at you while running down the street with you in the cart. 🧡 Homemade roller coaster, neato. You couldn't help the giggles that escaped you as you traveled down the street all the way to your house. 🧡 If you listen very very closely, you can hear his chuckles and a small "I love you" full of admiration. 🧡 To top it all off, he left one final kiss square on the lips…as he stole some of the meat buns you bought <3

#mod shuichi #haikyuu x reader #tendou satori #tendou x reader #tendou satori x reader #sugawara koushi #sugawara x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #kageyama tobio #kageyama x reader #kageyama tobio x reader

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Friday 14/5/21: Media Reccomendations #2

The time has come again for me to share the nerdy things that have been rotting my brain over the last week, and what I think other people would enjoy too. Media Reccomendations Friday! Let's get right into it.

Contents for those who wanna skip ahead:

Music: Mori Calliope

Anime: Food Wars

Music: Bill Wurtz

Music: Mori Calliope

Mori Calliope is a Virtual Youtuber or Vtuber, who streams as part of the English side of virtual idol agency Hololive. I'll get deeper into my descent into the Vtuber rabbit hole another time, but what's important to know for this time, is that many Vtubers are visual or musical artists on top of their main streaming gig.

Calliope is a pop/rap artist and her music is very head-bang-y and high energy. Her Vtuber persona is that of a Yandere Grim Reaper who gained a following for a steady supply of souls, and she plays into this for her music. She is also fluent in Japanese and as a result she has a very unique sound.

To demonstrate an example, her debut single and still my fave song of hers, 失礼しますが、RIP♡ (Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?) is a song about Mori Calliope asking her followers to die for her. Since Mori sings in both Japanese and English for different parts of her music, she has gained a following from fans from both Japan and the West.

There is a wide range in her music too, the only uniting theme that they are all bops. There is deeper meaning to much of her music too, a lot of them being about the struggle of being an entertainer, and working on your confidence. Here's link to more you should check out:

Even if you don't follow Vtubers I can guarantee you'd enjoy her music. I myself don't even watch Mori Calliope's streams, but her music is on regular rotation in my Spotify. Please check her out.

Anime: Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Souma

Probably my favourite anime I've watched this year, Food Wars is a shonen style cooking competition story. When I told friends I was watching this show, they replied "Oh you mean the food porn anime". And yeah that describes the premise perfectly.

Main character Soma works with his (unbeknownst to him at first) world renowned chef father in their local family restaurant and believes that if he works hard enough, he will break through the culinary skill ceiling holding him from his father's level. His father tries to break down Soma's ego by enrolling him in a world class Culinary School "Totsuki Saryo Culinary Institute", and giving him a reality on how cut-throat the world of professional food creation is.

Food Wars is tastful fanservice incarnate. Both for carnal and culinary desires. The titular food wars, also known in-universe as Shokugeki, are battles of ego between chefs at the school, and this is where the anime shows its teeth. The action of the series is at its peak both during the food preparation and the taste testing. Shonen style action segments of cutting, dicing, mixing sauces, and roasting meats take the action of preparing food and turn it into a fight scene on the level of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

You'll see a lot of people on the internet say that anime food always looks impossibly appealing, and Food Wars is pinnacle of Anime Food. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. And then there's the taste testing. When the judges are met with good food (which is very often) the animators represent this sensation as being physically engaged, embraced, or even violated by the food's flavours. Sometimes if the food is good enough, clothes may even be stripped from their bodies. You can tell they had fun bringing a more fanservice-y side to a show about making and eating food.

Food Wars is a show of Food Porn. The food is porn and there's also very high amounts of body fanservice, guys and girls. I promise you its not a hentai, but it is definitely not safe for work. There's a few seasons too, so I reccomend jumping in ASAP, there's a lot of high quality meat on those bones.

Music: Bill Wurtz

I wanna squeeze in one more brief reccomendation for this week because I feel like a lot of people know of Bill Wurtz but are not aware of his music. Bill is a singer/songwriter and Youtuber who is best known for his deadpan psychedelic nonsensical style of media. The video that put him on the map was History of Japan, a 9 min severely abridged explanation of major human events on the archipelago.

This crazy psychedelic style extends into his music career, where he sings about absolute nonsense in a very funky colourful style that is just fun to move to.

His music can be found on his YouTube alongside his crazy videos. But also on Spotify. Go on and groove to Bill Wurtz sometime.

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