#EXCUSE THE FUCJ ME

[fangirlsovertoomanythings]

Every single one of you who knew Superman was a himbo and never so much as CONSIDERED to tell me is a traitor, I hope you die I hope we both die

#mom is watching the 1960s movie and every line of dialogue he spits is a gut punch on me #literally was being robbed at gunpoint and going 'buddy im so sorry your life is hard but that doesnt excuse harming others who have it just #as hard as you do!! 🥺' WHAT THE FUCJ #WHAT THE FUCK #superman

[moriphyte]

just debated a zionist at work i need a fuckin smoke

#told him to look up the definition of genocide and then come back and tell me i’m wrong #like i get that you’re brainwashed by our government to think being against israel equals antisemitism #but that is not the case #you think you’re doing the right thing #but in reality you’re excusing a fucking genocide #and anyone who knows anything about judaism knows that israel and the shit they’re doing is a disgusting affront to the jewish faith #like i wouldn’t normally share my opinion on this unprompted but this teacher too it upon himself to argue w one of my students #and i couldn’t stop myself from saying something #i tried but the shit he was saying was making me furious #so i took the kids side and gave my own two cents and he dismissed me just the same #fuck him tho #we won the debate #but really the wik goes to my one student for being endlessly informed and patient enough to explain it #i told him j admire that like i woulda jjst walked out #i know i’m not supposed to voice any controversial opinions here at this fucking job in this fucking place i know very well is corrupt #but liek #i cant just fucjing sit there and listen to you excuse fucking ethnic cleansing without speaking up #i don’t care #morally i cannot stand by and listen to that shit without saying something #p

[haet-sal]

Kinda wanna make the fallen angel au into a Bermuda trilogy! But that would mean I have written more than 28k words about sex with angels, and that is....

#like theres s*onghwa too (censoring bc i dont want this to end up in his tags #we love seonghwa hes the best) #anyway one person cannot write that much about monster-fucjing #like excuse me

[bioswear]

Hot take but going off of my latest tag rant, Encanto actually is so mid beyond the technical milestones and pretty colors

#it NEEDS to be said by ME bc my opinion matters and is fucjing important #it had huge plot faults and basically excused years of abuse bc the grandmother had a hard life #it wasn’t a good movie tbh #like give me a fucking break she didn’t even apologize to the wall rat man like #they shoudlve killed grandma #the music SUCKED. the music sucked so hard. nothing about it was memorable #it’s cute for little kids but idk it’s like super grown adults when they put too much faith in Steven universe right? #I’m not saying you can’t like it but I’m saying it IS mid and even bland. lackluster. entirely insubstantial #like singing a song is not going to heal ur trauma #i hope I get to fight a Disney adult in my inbox today bc of this post :)

[sargentsblu]

i am re-reading the whole trc series while i wait for Greywaren to drop and I have a lot of feelings, most of them about chapter 51 in particular

shaking crying throwing up because look at all of this

#this chapter is a fucking goldmine #like you grew up loved didn't you? just hits fucking different #who has he ever had to love him? ever? #abso-fucking-lutely not we are not doing this nope #THE WAY THEY ARGUE ABOUT COLLEGE AND JUST FUCK #AND THEN #and fucking then #the way blue just perfectly captures his feeling of belonging there but feeling like it hurts so fucking much even though and he can't #fucj 140 characters #and he can't understand why it hurts and she can't either but they both share that same feeling and it makes them si fucking CLOSE LIKE #the way they can understand each other so well and it just comes so idk easily like yeah he's stupid abt money and hes stupid rich #and shes not and so theres that huge gap there that gets under them sometimes but still they understand each other so fucking well like #do you remember when blue said that she recognized the strange happiness that came from loving something without knowing why you did #like from book one she's been accurately just understanding him and i want ti jump in front of a moving bus right now thanks #THEN OH JANE #AND i dint even want to THINK about i wish you could be kisses jane #because it nearly drove me to tears today and like #excuse you sir #excuse you miss #how the fuck #are yiu two so fucking just FUCK #trc #the dream thieves #bluesey

[warriorfujoshi]

currently trying to find a sergey voiceclaim w dear friend oz it feels like this

#1. theyre actually my girlfriend and my heart can’t handle it #2. BEING BULLIED (FRIENDLY) IN MY OWN HOUSE ABOUT BLCDS WHEN LISTEN . LISTEN. LOOK AT MY FUCJING URL #EXCUSE ME FOR ALWAYS MAKING UKES I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM yiwhpehwkUOEHAOBSONAPABLQNWLNSLQJPWJAOHUSN!!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways. im now in possession of Sergey tells you they’re bi and what that entails dot mp3 #if anyone even cares.

[what-even-is-sleep]

Just got shouted at in front of an entire gym because the front desk person is a rude fucking assjole. FUCK

#fucking MOTHERFUCKER #Instead of ‘you need to leave immediately’ as a shout down the entire club; #How about ‘hey you’re labeled as a prospect not as a member can you come back to the front desk?’ #(don’t know why I was labeled that because I did all the paperwork and MADE SURE I was good yesterday so this specifically wouldn’t happen #because he has been an ass before (when I was coming to try out the club on my mom’s card and he also shouted at me and 1) interrupted my #questions and 2) spoke incredibly demeaningly to me #had a whole fucjing loud (almost Karen-y) argument with him because he wasn’t fucking letting me speak and I HAD DONE EVERYTHING I WAS #SUPPOSED TO BUT HE JUST ACTED LIKE I WAS A FUCKING CRIMINAL AND SHOUTED IT OUT SO EVERYONE COULD HEAR #he never fucking offered to help or figure it out #was excusing all his actions talking about liability and stuff but then later in the conversation was like ‘I guess I can let you in’ #MOTHER FUCK YOU I HOPE A CHICKEN GETS SHOVED UP YOUR ASS #stop fucjing abusing your power and denying that you were in the wrong you FUCJ face #compromising your entire reason for being an asshole by saying that but still not acknowledging my shit #stfu incel-ass dumb dumb and dumber-ass elephant-looking-ass morherfucker #feels great to not feel safe in this gym when I’m finally getting a routine and getting on my mental/physical health for the first time in #3-6ish months #and then have that fear confirmed by being shouted at in front of everyone #fuck this shit #mypost

[lightningfilledsaber]

BPD fucking sucks ×2

#mud rambles #injust cant fucking take it anymore #why does being healthy mean i dont get closure #why does being healthy mean i dont get an actual fucking apology. or change #why does being healthy mean accepting that the people around me wont change #all i fucking wanted was an OUNCE of what i was giving #all i fucking wanted was SOMETHING #and yet time and fucking time again i get NOTHING #im too fucking much for people???? i give and i give and i fucking give #i listen. and i learn. and i change. and i NEVER fucking get that in return #im doing my fucking best and because of that i seem to fucking attract people at their fucking worst #which. i fucking get it okay. ive been at my worst SO MUCH #BUT FUCKING CHANGE #BE BETTER. DO BETTER. IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD #WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON AND YET BE TREATED LIKE IM THE FUCKING BAD GUY #WHY AM I MADE INTO THE FUCKING BAD GUY #BECAUSE I BREAK??? #I KNOW I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SETTING BOUNDARIES BUT IVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT! AND REGARDLESS. #THATS NOT A FUCJING EXCUSE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! #why. why why why why why is it so fucking hard to be good????? #the BEING good isnt the hard part its the fucking. SHIT you deal with from other people #all ive ever wanted was to be good why the fuck do people hurt me because of it #i can recognize that there are and have been good people in my life and i love them so much #but why the fuck is it that the shitty people leave the most impact on me??? #how is it fair that i cant fucking trust ANYONE because of the people who hurt me??? #im a good fucking person. i know theyre good fucking people. but. i also let myself believe the shitty ones were good #what if im doing the same thing?? #idk i just. i cant. i cant anymore. it's so fucking hard to keep giving when everything gets taken from me so fucking much #and i know ive done shitty things and have been a shitty person but i LISTEN. i CHANGE. i LEARN. HOLY. FUCK. #maybe it's my fucking fault. maybe this is what i get for being a shitty teen

[urmomw4ntsme]

ahsei thoughts on frazel jason/piper and caleo GO

Okay SAW THIS AND WAS LIE. i need to mswer tjsi and. frazel didnt make me feel thst jason/piper didnt make me feel that CLEO CALEO IT FCUKIGN SUCKS EW I WIL TEL MORE.

ok so frazel is oki cuti coupel i like them theg so sweet like "will u hold my hand in fromt of everyone 🥺" vibes LIKE THE ONEEEE HE GIVES HIS LIFELINE TK HER BECAUSE HE TRUSTS HER SM HE HAS TRUST ISSUES HES SCRED AND TERRIFIED BYT HE GIVES IT TO HER AND SHE PROMISES TO KEEP IT SAFE WHY R PJO BOYS SO FUCKING UNRE AL WHEN WILL I FIND SOMEONE WHO WUD LITERALLY TRUST ME WITH TJEIR LIFE LKKE NKT FIGURATIVELY LITERALLY AMD WJO WUD LITERALLY GIVE UP GODHOOD FOR ME AND WHO WUD LITERALLY JUMP INTO THE UNDERWORLD FKR ME KYS FATE ASS BITCH

anyway

um so jsson/piper NO jiper. hehehehe or better yet pason ehehhehe idk what to fee about them tbh thty lowky give steggy vibes mainly cus jason gives me stvve vibes hes also stronh soldier traumatised asf. :( and piper is js like peggy badass gorgeous beautiful shud be with me i shud be kissing her rn alexa play boyfriend by dove cameron :( and I knwo the futjre i readspoilers so now its js there in my brain can do noting about it

omg this fucjing shitp. shit? ship? who knwos i literally adore calypso okay i love her sm but i just fucking hate it that they made her fall inlove with leo?? like this is wrong (to me) on so many levels a. she was CURSED to fall in love with every single demigod who ever went to ogygia or wtv. and it was devastating obvs that she had to go thru tht heartbreak again and again but !!!! IT WAS LITERALLY NOT HE. FAULT THE STUPID FUCJING DOGS sorry gods CURSED HER CUS SHE WAS. R E L A T E D. TO A TITAN. HOW IS THT FAIR. HOW .

and ir was literally. bound to happen. there was absolutely no way that be it percy or leo or whomstever thw fuck went to that god forsaken island SHE COULD NEVER EVER HELP BUT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT PERSON SHE WAS CURSED. i js googled it btw in case i was wrong or misinformed BUT NO. SHE WAS CURSED. SHE . HAD. TO Fall FOR THAT PERSON EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO EVEN IF SHE HATED THEMM how is that fair to EITHER LEO OR CALYPSO??? I LOVE LEO SM HE IS MY BABY I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS?????. this IS SOOOOO REMADORA CODED DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDDDDD like. it felt liek the author wamted both of them to be in a romantic relationship ANY romantic relationship and then was js like ok well theyre byh single lets do it. NO??? NOOOOOOO AND IF U SAY ooooo bu. they spent like 1000 days on the island tgt they developed chemistry NO BITVH THEY DIDNT. LEO WAS 16 YEAR OLD TEENAGE BOY WITH NO ROMANTIC EXPERIENCE EVER. like tell me u have never ever thought u have a crush on someone of the opposite gender while spending time with them even if u probably didnt have a crush on them??? if u haven't thats fine BECAUSE I HAVE and its Normal very many people go thru that u see perosn of opposie gendrr u R FORCED !!!! TO SPEND TIME WITH OERSON OF OPP GENDRRZ and u think omg ...... do i .... Like? them. WHAT. and u probably dont ur js a loser (like i was , like leo was) who has never spent tiem with someone of tbe opposite gender (wa. raised in an extremely 'conservative' read: boys and girls cannot ever just be normal friends household also wen to all girls elementary and high school , leo was js a loser thsts my excuse for hmm) OKAY GET IT???? THEY DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER WHILE MAKING MECHANIC PARTS TOGETHER at least leo didnt AND I LOVE MY GIRL CALYSO AND I LOVE ADORE LEO BUT I FUCKING BET IF CALYPSO WASNT CURSED SHE WUD NOT LOOK TWICE AT LEO HE IS LITERALLY JS A LOSER GUY PATHETIC (ADORABLE AWESOME AMAZING FUNNY BUT SRSLY LITERALLY NAM ONE GIRL WHO TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS WE SEE HIM INTERACTING WITJ IN THE SERIOES) anyway thanks for coming to MY ted talk its MINE dont get offended love yall stay safe muah muah

#hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #calypso #hoo #pjo hoo toa #rsoei

[spoiledmilks]

Excuse me, Im just going to pick him up and run away, to put him in my box of purple men 😈

THE FUCJING WHAT

#IM CRYING SOBBING WEEPING #BOX OF PURPLE MEN #inbox

[toastywatchesstevenuniverse]

S1 E52

Jail Break

.

What.

The.

Fuck.

God dAMNIT REBECCA YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME !!!!!!!!

REBECCAAAAAA-

I....

I have.....so very, very, very, very many questions rn.

1.

WHAT THE FUCK GARNET WAS A FUCKING FUSION THIS ENTIRE TIME-???!?!?!?@@?@?!?!?!?@*#[×*'OWAN

WHAT

HOW

WHAT THE FUCJ YOU CANT JUST DO THAT TO ME THAT WAS LIKE A FRYING PAN SLAMMING INTO MY NOSE

WHAT THE FUCK

.

.

Okay brain being turned into goo aside: Ruby & Sapphire are fucking adorable. Their designs are adorable & they act adorable & then just-

They just let two gay characters be gay on screen & they didn't try to insist that they're "good friends" like

It's just gay shit

This was in 2013

Back in 2013 I was still in my denial phase. See when I was a kid, being gay was just an extremely common insult & any gay representing I saw in media was usually just "gay people are so fucking weird haha" & I was....

I was very insistent that I was straight. Like because I was conditioned to associate being gay as being a loser who gets bullied.

I wish I had watched this show back in the day.

I really did need a wake up call at that age.

But from what I see, this show clearly helped a lot of queer folk during a time where gay people weren't exactly being given the best treatment.

Not that we aren't targeted today but it was definitely way less common to see Lgbtq+ stuff in mainstream media. And I'm so glad that this show helped so many of you.

I think if I had watched this show back then, maybe 13 year old Daniel might have made better choices. But I'm glad I saw it now.

Okay let's just get it out of the way.

So uhm....J-Jasp....J-Ja....Jaaas- Y'know uh that uh....uh the uh...J-....J-Jasper. Uh............

Daniel stop immediatley falling in love with every buff woman they see challenge (Impossible I can't help it woman who are built like tanks make my nonbinary ass go brrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)

Ok don't get my wrong Jaspers an asshole & I'm glad Garnet fucking kicked her shit in but like.....I mean I can't fix her but I still would.

Also THAT FUCKING SONG

Oh my God THAT SONG WAS SO GOOD THAT WAS A FUCKING MASTERCLASS MUSICAL PIECE

PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION PEAK FICTION

"YOU'RE JUST MAD CUZ YOU'RE SINGLE." YEAAAAHHH GET HER ASS GARNET YOU FUCKING GO QUEEN SLAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

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I am.....I am beyond floored. I am under the floor.

I cannot fucking fathom what insane shit lays ahead of me. But if THIS was only the first part.....oh God. What fucking insanity awaits me in the future. I am headed into a storm & I am not turning back. Together we shall face this storm & prepare ourselves for what we shall witness. Come my friends, let us set forthwith.

My brain is fucking goo & I cannot type coherently rn. Oh my God this was a fucking masterpiece. How is this only season 1? You're telling me it's gonna get MORE INSANE? I AM GOING TO BE LIQUID BY SEASON 4.

Also kinda fucked up that no one said anything about Peridot. Just kinda ignored the fact that she is possibly dead?

Like, is no one else concerned about this? Like, not one of you said anything? Like, you guys were with her you aren't even gonna say anything? Damn.

Fucking cold.

Anyways I'll be making some adjustments to the masterpost & once that refinement is done, I'll be starting season 2

Also from now on, every episode, I will do a drawing to add to the post. This will make posts slower but I think it'll be fun. And it'll help me with my art block struggles

Also it's an excuse to draw Pearl. ♡

See you guys in Season 2!!

- Sincerely, your moderator

Daniel (a.k.a. Toasty)

#toasty steven universe watchthrough #steven universe #su #watchalong #cartoon network #currently watching #crystal gems #su pearl #amethyst #pearl steven universe #first time watch #first watch #no spoilers #mod toasty

[hatkuu]

hiiii hope ur doing well!!! just curious 2 kno if u have any dol characters u don’t like!? this is ur excuse to shit talk abt them cuz me personally i don’t fw leighton and remy!

- 🎀

okay im putting this utc BUT im ranting about my dislike for: REMY, BAILEY and MORGAN!

hhhhmmmmm. 🎀.... im a bit of a remy DESPISER!! because. listen. i'm trying to make a living out here on danube street!!! the last thing i need is to be snatched into a moving van and taken to a FArm??? where i am turned into a COW??? yeah nah. im a remy hater sorry remy fans. just. the apples and the hand licking?? only kylar gets to feed me in the basement!! but yes 🎀 i totally agree on not liking remy bc as well as just beating the shit out of me for being defiant, remy tattoos ALL OVER ME WHICJ IS SOOO FUCKKN EXPENSIVE TO REMove?! crying. hate remy. will most likely neevr like remy. ever.

i think. i think this is contreversial but. i dont like bailey... me personally, i think fucking my caretaker is a bit eeee.... (but then again im willingly getting held at knife point by a delusional little cutie sooo. shows how 'valid' my opinion is) and like, sometimes bailey is nice but. they just remind me of shane from stardew valley too much (bc bailey is MEAN) and i do not like shane from sdv.... (i picture bailey as shane FIGHT ME.) yeah...

then i just. dont like the creepy dude in the sewers. morgan... yeah no... i was fighting slimes and tentacles and lizard people THEN i had this mfer call me their kid and then FUCJ me?¿????? yeah no.mmmm..... sorrryyyy. not. for me. also i have a feeling they eat rats and that is just. nuh uh.

anyways THANK YOU 🎀🎀🎀🎀 THIS WAS FUN i love ranting about dol on here bc i will never ever breathe the words 'degrees of lewdity' irl EVER

#yaaayy love 🎀 anon #also i am ALMOST DOME WITH THAT AWESOME VAMPIRE KYLAR ASK YOU SENT HEHEEHE #vampire kylar n periods is a deadly combo .... hhhnn #kuuskylarposting

[jadedrrose]

I’m going fucking crazy rn reading a Law fic where they just casually mention that “you hadn’t worn panties today, something you often didn’t wear” (bc she caught Law staring between her legs) LIKE EXCUSE ME??? WHAT????? AND READER WAS IN A DRESS?? BRO???? NOT ONLY DO I NEVER FORGET FUCJING UNDERWEAR, I WEAR SHORTS UNDER ANY KIND OF DRESS TOO. IDC IF IT GOES TO MY ANKLES IM STILL WEARING SHORTS…. JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK…. 🤯

(THEY ALSO ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET AT THIS POINT IN THE FIC WHICH MAKES IT WORSE…..)

#law

[rjalker]

What in the fucj, bro. That is completely fucking uncalled for.

“I wasn’t speaking to you,” Fiona snapped at the rat-faced man.

“Then you should learn manners, weyrgirl,” the rat-faced man growled back.

Excuse me!?!?!?! Where the fuck are you deciding to describe this random man at rat-faced, Todd McCaffrey???? Hello???

#Rjalker reads The Dragonriders of Pern

[bunny-priiince]

Hi, bunny, it's been a while! Been thinking about you a lot lately, about tying you up and serving you up on a platter to all your other anons hungry to play with their favorite little rapeslut. Y'know, after carving the best bits for myself, of course.

Of course that's what the knife is for, bunny. It's for your fun too, though, just like the ropes keeping you helpless for me, face down, ass up, with no way to stop me from doing whatever the fuck I want to your pretty little boycunt. Because that's how you like it best, isn't it baby? That's how you need it. You need it to hurt, you need me to make you forget your own name because you're too busy screaming mine. Or screaming for mercy. Or just screaming in general.

Got that big, thick, knotted strap you liked so much last time I visited, too. I think this time I'll use it to plug up that perfect ass of yours, honey, really take my time stretching you out on it while you struggle because oh it's too much, it hurts so bad, it won't fit, and all those other pretty excuses you'll make; lying to me while trying to fuck yourself on it even faster like the lovely little whore you are.

Of course, I do tend to get bored while taking my time with things, even with all those gorgeous, desperate sounds you're making. Might see how you freeze when I start tracing the knife over your skin. Might dig it in just a little to see how you struggle to get away from it and see how pretty you whimper when it slips and cuts you.

You're fucking irresistible when you make that sound, you know that bun? I just can't help myself, I have to keep marking you. Maybe I'll take that first little nick, drag it out into a longer line. And then add another. And another. Shallow enough it won't scar, but god it's gonna sting like a bitch when we get you sweating. You'll feel it for the rest of the night where I've carved 'faggot' onto your perfect, soft skin.

Maybe I'll keep carving all the things I want you to remember, some on your back, some over your hips so you can feel it burn with every thrust when your next plaything or ten comes to use you, some on your legs so you can see just how much we love you, baby, how much we need you. Marked all over your body with sweet things like whore, angel, rapeslut, sweet prince, fucktoy, pretty boy. Draw an arrow down the small of your back and the words rape me just so everyone knows what you're best for.

Fuck, I'm so close looking at how pretty you bleed for me, listening to how sweetly you beg, how you cry for it to stop, for me to let you finish. Scream for me, baby. I wanna hear how much you love it, how much you hate me for it, how much you need it. Gonna take the handle of this knife and fuck you with it while I slam that knot into your ass and you're gonna take it like the perfect, depraved little faggot you are.

And when we're done coming down, I'm leaving my toys in you for everyone to see just how desperate you are to be filled. So everyone knows what you need right now. And when the next takers come by and keep filling you up, you'll get to keep screaming with your face buried in my cunt.

I promise I'll clean you up later, bundle you up tight and cozy after bandaging up my handiwork. But after you put that tongue to work because right now, I think we all need this.

-💙🌘

😳😳😳 o h my god hi holy fuck me I'm so sorrh if my response is nonsense you just absolutely destroyed me fuck me this is the hottest fucjing thing

Please god I'll scream and cry and beg sll you want I'll be so good for you I need this so bad it's like you completely read my mind ohh my god

I'll make sure evem while I'm completely out of mh mind I do my best and make you feel as good as you do for me I promise ill be so good!!

#🌘💙 #beloved blue moon #phrasing tw #f slur #rape tw #no joke i #genuinely cant think #i went from chillin to literally soaking through my shorts wet so uh good job #oh my ggggggoooooooddddddd #i just need to stress youre welcome to come back as often as you like!!!!@ #please come abuse your little rapeslut i love the way you treat me!!!