the really funny part about this is that i’m pretty sure this is not the only hermitcraft story where a guy gets recognized for their connection to iskall specifically, i just can’t remember the other one. anyway, joe telling doc a story about a time he got “recognized” at the pool,
Bez waking up, expecting Rubix his baby to cuddle with him, expect it's Shira trying to bite his dick off (homophobicly). Shira is the one who realises that Marc isn't Marc.
WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS!!! both rubik and shira realize that marc and bez aren't, in fact, marc and bez, but while rubik is kinda chill about it and just doesn't stay with marc shira goes for the murder route
Thinking once again about these promo photos for Living Daylights and Dracula A.D 1972 in comparison. Theyre both soo “okay we need you to look COOL and MACHO because your character is a PUSSY SLAYING MAN” and theyre both failing at that in the opposite directions
Like, sits there, surrounded by sexy women, politely and smitten VS sits there, surrounded by sexy women, irritated and entirely uninterested
me, slowly squinting my eyes at any new fictional couples/characters that come into my life: you guys better watch out, or I WILL make my favorite songs about you, just you wait!!
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
reminds me, a while ago i was playing with some friends on na (so edgy lizard, my xaela) and a mutual friend of their showed up and their character was wearing nigh the exact same glam as me, except i was dyed jet black and am a xaela and they were dyed pure white and were a raen
you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.