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theminecraftbee · 2 years
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the really funny part about this is that i’m pretty sure this is not the only hermitcraft story where a guy gets recognized for their connection to iskall specifically, i just can’t remember the other one. anyway, joe telling doc a story about a time he got “recognized” at the pool,
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anitalianfrie · 1 month
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Bez waking up, expecting Rubix his baby to cuddle with him, expect it's Shira trying to bite his dick off (homophobicly). Shira is the one who realises that Marc isn't Marc.
WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS!!! both rubik and shira realize that marc and bez aren't, in fact, marc and bez, but while rubik is kinda chill about it and just doesn't stay with marc shira goes for the murder route
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spacepunksupreme · 6 months
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Thinking once again about these promo photos for Living Daylights and Dracula A.D 1972 in comparison. Theyre both soo “okay we need you to look COOL and MACHO because your character is a PUSSY SLAYING MAN” and theyre both failing at that in the opposite directions
Like, sits there, surrounded by sexy women, politely and smitten VS sits there, surrounded by sexy women, irritated and entirely uninterested
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blujayonthewing · 3 months
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wh. I just fucking realized that prior to our warlock regaining his lost memories melliwyk was the only member of her party who had ever had sex
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fluffycat-wizard · 4 months
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you always wagging that damn tail
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madamescarlette · 2 years
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me, slowly squinting my eyes at any new fictional couples/characters that come into my life: you guys better watch out, or I WILL make my favorite songs about you, just you wait!!
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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sociallyanxiouspotter · 39 minutes
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Saw a post about the horror of Christmas, of giving birth to a son that was born to die
The Harry as a Jesus figure reading really doesn't quit huh
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pupyr0arz · 18 days
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I like to think roach is short BUT he had tall boy puberty. He was all legs but his legs just aren’t that long compared to other people.
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jedidiahjartin · 22 days
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Asks are fun. You guys just call me loser babygirl pathetic wet cat, and I just have to nod along because i have no clue how to respond
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hentairobot · 7 months
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reminds me, a while ago i was playing with some friends on na (so edgy lizard, my xaela) and a mutual friend of their showed up and their character was wearing nigh the exact same glam as me, except i was dyed jet black and am a xaela and they were dyed pure white and were a raen
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camembri · 3 months
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
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meteorcrab · 11 months
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Vkaz should get the [redacted] treatment and get a happy AU by kojima
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suiheisen · 16 days
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you think YOU had a bad day at work?
bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera
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xiewho · 1 month
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happy moonar yulenear to these two specifically
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