#EXUSE YOU MA'AM

[thomaslightwood]

OMG I see my fav girls on your header I love you 🥺🥺

THEM 🥺💕💕💕

Tbh I did it because for some reason I see people following me that have negative posts related to them, especially Grace, or saying that Kamala lied to Anna and stuff and I'm like, ma'am?? Exuse you?? Do you realize you're following hardcore Grace and Kamala stan??

And Dru is just a queen, i don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️

#happy to see someone appreciating them 😌👌💕 #man of culture #beautiful person #ask #asks

[drusilla-carstairs]

MA'AM EXUSE ME BUT

All Shadowhunters are aro-spec agenda?! I need to hear more pls

ahh!!! I’m so glad you asked

It’s my theory that all shadowhunters fall on the aromantic spectrum in some way, and I have 2 pieces of proof to back it up.

The first is the whole “Shadowhunters only fall in love once” thing. I’m not sure if this is actually prevalent in the books (I literally just reread them this summer but I cannot remember lol) or just the Shadowhunters TV show, but that is SUCH an arospec thing to say???

The second thing is that the vast majority of the Nephilim characters in the books literally do not fall in love until it’s with the person that they’re going to end up with. Even the ones that date/sleep around (Izzy or Anna) do not establish a connection with anyone but their ultimate endgame partner. Even if they have a crush before their Final Person, it’s never anything more than a shallow thing.

The only Shadowhunter characters that I can think of that fell in love more than once are Tessa, who is a warlock, and Jocelyn, who was in a terrible relationship with Valentine.

And I know Cassie probably meant for it to be just like,,, a true love thing, but my demiromantic little self has chosen to ignore that.

#I have not nearly nailed down their aro identities as well as you have but I KNOW Jace is Grayro Alec is demiro and Julian is demi #answers

[starry-nights12]

Adult taang where Toph actually being okay with PDA.

• She likes holding his hand.She doesn't mind her and Aang giving each other quick pecks on the lips or cheek kisses.

• She still mostly calls him Twinkletoes but if she's feeling extra affectionate call him "Babe" sometimes.

• Toph kissing him on the side of his head bc yes,,,

🥺👉👈🧡💚🧡💚

• Once they were talking with their friends then Toph plopped in his lap.

"Exuse me,Ma'am. I'm sitting here."

Toph wrapped a arm around her shoulder.

"Yeah? You got a problem with that,Sir?" She asked with a smirk.

Aang chuckled.His hand rested on her knee while he wrapped a arm around her waist.

"Not at all."He replied with a grin then kiss her cheek.

"Oh,gross. I didn't ask for all that." She chided teasingly,wiping her cheek.

In retaliation she kissed his cheek.

"See how nasty that was?"

"You're right. I almost threw up."

"Awww! You two are so cute!" Katara gushed.

Sokka pretended to gag. "Guys,stop. You two are giving me the oogies."

#taang #adult taang #toph x aang #aang x toph #avatar the last airbender #rambles #my post #my headcanons #Sokka-you 2 are giving me the oogies🤢 #Toph-fuck off😌🖕 #Meanwhile aang is-Yeah we cute. Keep looking 😌🖕🧡

[gayandvibin]

marry me vibe 🥺💕

💕💕💕 UMMM EXUSE ME?? NOT IF I MARRY YOU FIRST MA'AM!!! 💕💕💕

#candyyyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺 #i hope ur well!!! #aaaaah im sorry we havent talked in so longgg 😔

[cannedsmores]

i wanted to make this fic for people who are struggling with parent relationships and din comforting you

paring: din & gn!reader. tw: mentions of hitting, verbal abuse, and swearing

you hated it

the bickering

the fighting

everything about it screamed torcher. it was almost suffocating. the thought of it made you wanna scream and bawl your eyes out. you thought running away was the stupidest decision. sure it got you away from that mess, but you had new responsibilities to do now, and not that many credits. when you met that mandalorian, you thought he was going to kill you for petty cash, but now you've been living with him and grogu for months, and you've grown an attachment to that metal like man, and that grogu sprog of his.

today was not a good day to go back to that planet

you were a wreck when you set foot on familiar ground, nervousness taking control of your shaking body. hiding it from din was an understatement, you were trying to erase it all together, but being the alert man he is, he can tell when your in a disturbed mood, "hey, ad, is everything alright?" din snapped you out of your thoughts, saving you for a moment, "um, y-yeah, i just..." you sigh at failing to give him a lying response, you might as well tell him what's bothering you so much, "i have bad memories here, with me running away and being alone for a while." din slowly pats your shoulder, "at least you have me as a good memory, right?" "your always a good memory mando, i just hope nothing bad happens". din carries grogu down the ramp, looking back at you with a sincere nod, "you can stay on the ship, if that's fine with you." you think for a moment, but shrug it off, "nah, besides, i have you to keep my mind off things"

to your surprise, things were going okay, you saw some old neighbors as they give you some food or the latest gossip, you pass by some of your favorite spots, and even go to show din one of your favorite treats growing up, din and grogu were glad that you were happy, untill you heard a familiar voice you dreaded

"Y/N?! WHAT IN THE FORCES NAME ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MANDALORIAN?" god damn it you thought to yourself as you try to make an exuse

"I'm sorry ma'am," din cuts in, saving you from part of her wrath, "how do you know them, if I'm not being rude?"

"oh "how do I know them"? that is my child, i need you to hand them over to me this INSTANT" your mother shouts, almost alerting the whole galaxy of her wrath.

"mother, please stop yelling, we can talk about this-"

"talk? TALK?!" she exclaimed raising her hand, and prepares for a strike, when din pulls you to the side, taking the blow straight to the helmet. he didn't need to take his helmet off for you to know how pissed he is.

"lady, i just want to know what kind of parent would hit their child like that? as a father of two, i would never hurt them in any way, and yet you seem to do it on the whim!" din exclaimed at the top of his lungs, hiding you behind his arm

"two? hah, i only see the toddler, where's your second one, mandalorian?"

"they're right behind me" din motions his head towards you, slowly sticking your head out

"do you wanna know why I left, mom?" you gritted through your teeth as you slowly walk in front of mando and facing your mother, "it's because you have hurt, and tortured me for so long, that i couldn't take it anymore. mando has been there for me, helped me with my pain, no questions asked. and you just keep bickering and bickering. at least mando tries to be a good parent!"

as you exclaimed that last phrase, you see that you've left everyone speechless, even your mother, had nothing to say. as she gathered her words, she grits through her mumbling teeth, "well i hope your happy with that mandalorian, because you are no longer my child. i won't keep a disgrace as a part of my family."

you all turned your separate ways, you din, and grogu heading to the razor crest, as your mother heads to her hut. when the pram of the crest finally shuts, you crumble to the floor and bawl your eyes out, curling into a ball as mando and grogu hug you from all around, giving you some sense of security. " hey, it's ok, ad. your safe, your safe" din mummers to you, in an effort to calming you down. "im alone, aren't i?" you sniffle as you try to gather your thoughts, "no, you're never alone, ad'ika. we're your family, even if we're not related, were still a family, right?" grogu places the metal ball he had kept down on your lap and coos, patting your knee.

"yeah, were a family"

#the mandalorian #din djarin #grogu djarin #fanfic #din & gn!reader #i was feeling angsty #and whoo boy only a few more hours till season finale #yes im still copping #aaaaaaaa

[mattieellu]

Liar, Liar

So this is an idea I got from @blue-ombre in this fic takes place at the end of Chameleon in this Marinette and Adrien stay sitting together at the back of the class.

"Here!" Marinette finally shouted after Miss Bustier called her name for the third time. "I think you have trouble hearing" "No ma'am I just wasnt paying attention it won't happen again." "It better not you should be pay close attention during this lesson, we have a test tomorrow." Everyone groaned.

"Class dismissed" Miss Bustie anounced at the end of the day. Marinette began to collect her things, she put her tablet into her bag. "Um Marinette?" Adrien shyly spoke, she looked up "would you mind if maybe . . . I walked you home?" She turn a slight shade of red and looked down to hide her blush although he could still see her flushed face and smiled. "Th. . . that would be nice it dosent look like Alya and I are going to hang out today." She turned and observed her "BFF" and Lyla laughing while walking out of the class to together. Adrien nodded and the two left the class and walked down the stairs to the sidewalk together.

Lyla looked over at the pair then exused herself from her and Alya's conversation and headed over to Marinette. "Hi do you mind if I borow her for a second?" She asked Adrien in her fake nice voice, without waiting for an answer dragged Mari but her wrist. "So I assume you aren't going to take me up on my offer" she told the girl in her normal evil voice, a small smirk appeared on her lips "I could have helped you with Adrien but now you won't be able to say so much as a hello to him" the bluenette just smiled "tell me Lyla, who did he move away from and to sit next to?" She turned away and headed back to Adrien leaving a very angry Lyla standing there.

Quickly, the manipulative young girl change her face from an expression of rage to one of tears, attracting the attention of her fellow classmates. "Lyla what's wrong?" Alya asked. In between wimpers she managed "This was supposed to be a surprise but its ruined now" she sniffled "I was going to throw a party for all of you so I can get to know everyone better but I need some help planning it, the first person I thought of was Marinette she is so creative and good at designing. But when I asked and tryed to give her the list of ideas I had come up with she crumped it into a ball and said it was going to be a stupid party and I should just go back to the other side of the world" she began to blubber and sob harder.

"Thats awful"

"She us so mean"

"She doeant deserve our friend ship"

"Shes not my friend"

"She should find another school"

That and a slur of other rude and awful comments about Marinette followed Lyla's fabricated story.

"Oh come on!" A voice shouted from behind the huddle of high school kids that formed around the sobbing girl, they turned and saw Chloe "You all have been besties with Dupain-Cheng since we were like three! Do you all really think that she would do sonething like that?" She waved her hands at them "She put together a party for Queen Bee a.k.a. me! And you all know how we feel about each other." everyone looked at the ground as Chloe walked pasted the cluster of people to her car "Personally Sabrina and I are dissapointed in all of you! Turning on Marinette for some girl you hardly know who makes up good yet unrealistic stories." With that the blonde and her slave got into the mayor's limo and drove off.

The group looked ashamed not only was the most selfish, self centered girl in all of Paris dissapointed in them, they were dissapointed in themselves. The group not including Lyla all ran to the Dupain-Cheng bakery nearly trampling Adrien who was standing outside talking the girl now engulfed in a bear hug by all of her classmates.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculous fanfiction #adrinette #lyla #chloe bourgeois

[bqstqnbruin]

Exuse me ma'am, karate girl posted some new pictures and it was the first thing I saw when I opened insta and she's sooo cute, I'm dying.

YOU BETTER LIKE AND COMMENT ON THOSE BESTIE

#cute karate girl

[gubbybug]

Literally, like, once a month -maybe more than a month- I get a lil smidge👌,,, just,, just a lil touch 👌👌motivation to live and do shit, and it's gone in a day and a half.

Like, exuse you, ma'am

[incorrect-insignia-quotes]

Marsh, trying to find Elliot: EXUSE ME MA'AM HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? HE'S THIS TALL CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK

#source: brandon rogers #elliot ramirez #terry marsh #incorrect insignia quotes #insignia #he's talking bout elliot

[siiggh-blog]

Me:Exuse me ma'am,how do you get square balloons?

Clerk:Blow square breathes.

Me(inside):Lady wht tf