-Alphabet headcanons-
;Hobie Brown
Hobie Brown x any gender reader
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Warnings: swearing
-‘A’ is for AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
Hobie’s an affectionate guy. His love language is definitely physical touch and acts of service in my opinion. He always has an arm wrapped around you or he’s holding your hand. No matter what it is, he’s always in physical contact with you in some way even if it’s small. He’ll also make sure you’re always alright and he’s definitely played some of your favourite songs for you on his guitar to show how much he cares for you.
-‘B’ is for BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestfriend?)
If I had to choose one word on how it is to be Hobie’s friend, it’d be chaotic. He definitely cares for you, but he’s always up to something dumb. No matter what you’re up to, he can be your partner in crime. Wanna steal something from a large company? He’s there. Wanna go to a concert? He’ll be there with you. Or wanna go into the city and support small businesses? He’s definitely there with you.
-‘C’ is for CUDDLES (how and do they like to cuddle?)
Hobie honestly loves cuddles. It doesn’t matter to him if he’s the big spoon or the little spoon. Just cuddle with him. Surprisingly tho, he doesn’t like cuddling in public tho. He likes cuddling in private because he finds it relaxing in his chaotic life. Hobie likes chaos but a moment of peace every now and then is like heaven to him.
-‘D’ is for DOMESTIC (if they settle down, how will they help?)
Hobie does the house work, sometimes. He’ll help you around the house but he ends up leaving his clothes and other punk items around the place. Hobie also can’t cook for his life honestly. So if neither of you can cook, you two aren’t gonna be doing too good. He probably does some house work while listening to loud music that makes the neighbours hate him, honestly.
-‘E’ is for ENDING (how would the break up go?)
It would definitely happen face to face. Hobie thinks breaking up over text or call is just plain rude. He would be pretty straight forward about it, so he wouldn’t beat around the bush with you about wanting to break up.
-‘F’ is for FIANCÉ (how do they feel about marriage)
Hobie wouldn’t wanna get married. He doesn’t believe in commitment and getting married would kinda contradict what he always says. But Hobie definitely wouldn’t go sleeping around with other people, he likes you enough to kind of stay ‘committed’ to you. Hobie doesn’t like to admit it but he’s definitely committed to you, but he’ll never admit that.
-‘G’ is for GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
He is genuinely a nice and gentle guy even tho he’s a punk. He always makes sure he doesn’t overstep your boundaries. He’ll try to get you out of your comfort zone from time to time but he’ll never be too pushy with things. If you ever want to try something different or new, you best bet that Hobie will be there to support you and help you with it.
-‘H’ is for HUGS (do they like hugs?)
Yes. Hobie loves hugs. He’s a huge sucker for physical touch. So expect hugs from him, along with other kinds of physical affection too.
-‘I’ is for I LOVE YOU (when do they say I love you for the first time?)
Hobie probably said ‘I love you’ for the first time when you two were just hanging out together at his flat. He was tuning his guitar and the words kind of just came out.
-‘J’ is for JEALOUSY (do they get easily jealous? And if they do, what will they do?)
Hobie doesn’t get easily jealous, but on the very very rare occasions that he does. He’ll put his hand on your waist or put an arm around your shoulder while glaring at the person very intently. Hobie also has a resting bitch face so it’s easy to intimidate someone when he wants to, with his height also coming into play.
-‘K’ is for KISSES (how often do they like to get or give kisses, and where?)
Hobie gives kisses a lot, and he loves receiving them along with giving them. His absolute favourite spot to kiss you is on your forehead, it’s an easy spot to kiss in his opinion. Hobie’s favourite spot to be kissed is on his lips, it could be a quick and sweet kiss or a long and passionate one. He’ll definitely love it.
-‘L’ is for LITTLE ONES (how are they with kids?)
He’s great with kids. Kids usually stare at him since his style is so different and new to them. If a kid asks to touch a piercing that’s on his face or wants to touch his spiky jacket, he’ll pretty much always accept. Hobie’s always gentle with kids and they’re just naturally drawn to him.
-‘M’ is for MORNINGS (how are mornings with them?)
Hobie hates waking up early, he tries to hold off getting out of bed for as long as he can. He’s super groggy for the first ten minutes of him being out bed, but after that he’s back to being himself.
-‘N’ is NIGHTS (how are nights with them?)
Hobie definitely has a whole hair routine. He uses all the essential oils and hair products, you can’t change my mind. He also definitely cares about his hair more than he’s willing to admit. He also 100% wears a bonnet when he goes to sleep, can’t change my mind. But other than that, it’s all pretty chill with the occasional shower before going to bed (he doesn’t shower every day, sorry to admit it)
-‘O’ is for OPEN (how open are they about themselves?)
Hobie’s not secretive but he also isn’t the most open person to strangers. But once he gets more comfortable with you he’s definitely one of the most open people ever, like he’ll say whatever comes to mind. Even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.
-‘P’ is for PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
Hobie is super patient with you. Don’t wanna talk about it? It’s alright, he’ll be there to keep you company in silence. Just wanna be alone? He’ll let you be and he’ll go so something else like play his guitar or do patch some of his clothes. He’s the most patient guy ever, seriously.
-‘Q’ is for QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
Like any good British punk, he remembers what he can. Hobie’s memory isn’t the best but it’s still really. He does try to remember as much as he can, which is actually a lot. I can’t guarantee that he remembers every tiny detail, but he still remembers a lot.
-‘R’ is for REMEMBER (what’s their favourite moment in the relationship?)
Hobie’s favourite moment in y’all’s relationship was probably when you two went to a concert of one of his all time favourite bands. You wore punk clothes together and just had loads of fun at the concert.
-‘S’ is for SECURITY (how protective are they?)
Like with the jealousy one, Hobie isn’t that protective. As long as some creep doesn’t try to come and harass you, he’s otherwise pretty chill.
-‘T’ is for TRY (how much effort are they putting into the relationship, dates and ect?)
He doesn’t try too hard, but he’ll give you the occasional gift. (that’s totally not stolen) And if Hobie is feeling extra nice he’ll even go to some small business and buy something from there he’ll give to you in your anniversary or Valentine’s Day.
-‘U’ is for UGLY (what’s a bad habit of theirs?)
Since his universe is set in the 1960’s. His bad habit is probably smoking. Smoking was pretty common in the 1960’s so he probably does it too. Tho, Hobie does steal the cigarettes from stores. No way he pays for them. (except if it’s from a small business)
-‘V’ is for VANITY (how insecure are they?)
Hobie being insecure? Not a thing. The last thing he’ll ever be is insecure. He’s always super confident in himself and the things he does. Hobie isn’t one of those people who are over confident, but he’s the perfect mix of it.
-‘W’ is for WHOLE (do they feel whole without you?)
Hobie wouldn’t be incomplete without you, but he’d probably miss you depending on how much he cares for you and how close the two of you were.
-‘X’ is for XTRA (extra headcanon about them)
He’s definitely written songs about you, and he also plays them to you when you two hang out. If Hobie let you put a sticker on his guitar, that means he definitely cares about you. He sometimes leaves his things at your place as an ‘accident’ so he can come over to your place to see you and get it back.
-‘Y’ is for YUCK (what can they not stand?)
Hobie doesn’t like it when people disrespect other people’s styles, life styles or something else about someone. Tho, it does matter if that person is an absolute asshole.
-‘Z’ is for ZLEEP (how is to sleep with them?)
Except a heather hugging you while you two sleep. Hobie is a literal heather, so summers are not really an ideal time to cuddle with him while you sleep. Hobie is all over the place while he sleeps. He’s also big on cuddling while sleeping. So if it’s summer then you better expect to feel overheated while sleeping and cuddling with Hobie.
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH :)
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Headcanon that people in Hobie's universe suppress their colour changing because its a sign of free thought and expression and Osborne doesn't want that, because free thought means they can think for themselves, which means they will see the faults in his autocratic leadership.
People who express their emotions freely are seen as alien and I imagine there'd be a lot of hate mongering towards them, it's not the norm.
Suspicion would be encouraged, neighbor hating neighbour, tensions between family and friends would rise, there'd be no comradery, people would keep to themselves and then you've got emotionally free people and it's the complete opposite
I just imagine neighborhoods full of monochrome and in one of the neighborhoods, in one of the houses, there's a young person trying to suppress the emotion and just can't and they're so frustrated by it, they're a social pariah and they meet members of the spiderband and they feel like they belong.
Or alternatively they go with the norm but one day they meet the spider band and discover music and now they struggle to suppress and are forced to run away and stay with people they have been taught to hate and watching them discover what it is to be human, to unlearn what they were taught from birth.
Little idea for you writers out there, it's kinda cringe, but I've been mulling over it for weeks
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