#Earth at Night in Color

[muddyorbsblr]

the horny bitches cuts – master post

I'm pretty sure that by now we all know about the documentary series Big Beasts being narrated by Mr Tom Legs-For-Centuries Hiddleston, and many of us feared that he would be uttering some sentences that would be absolutely fucking devastating especially when taken out of context…

And some of us know that I've taken it upon myself to comb through the episodes, isolate these lines, remove the background sounds (to the best of my abilities), and compile them into what we lovingly refer to as The Horny Bitches Cut.

look at this mf being all smug because he knows what these lines have done to us

Well a new development has been made and now I've taken it upon myself to comb through Earth at Night in Color and create its respective Horny Bitches Cuts. Lawd have mercy on our souls

Everything under the cut

TV Series

Big Beasts #releasethehornybitchescut collection

Earth at Night in Color Season 1 collection Earth at Night in Color Season 2 collection

Earthsounds collection

Movies

The Pirate Fairy Kong Skull Island

Interviews/BTS

Kong Skull Island bts video of Tom running up the stairs sounding like ✨something else✨

The Soccer Aid promo interview

Early Man IGN Comments

Jill Scott's Coffee Club – the "ohh yes!"

worship & reverence (aka "trying to get us to kneel")

something about horses…

#big beasts #earth at night in color #releasethehornybitchescut #tom hiddleston #sas assemble #non writing projects

[okayto]

Micro-Reviews: Stuff I enjoyed with my Apple+ free trial, Part I

Recently had the chance to spend a couple months with Apple’s streaming service, and while I’m not going to keep an ongoing subscription, I did find several shows that I watched and enjoyed in their entirety and would recommend! The ones in this post are all documentary-related, and I think several would be worth having a one-month subscription to watch, at least.

Prehistoric Planet

Fantastic dinosaur documentary, narrated by David Attenborough, with the more current (presumably) understanding of prehistoric creatures’ lives and appearances--including feathers! I know feathered dinosaurs aren’t new, but I feel like it’s taken a while for feathers to make their way into moving depictions, y’know?

Anyway, it’s very fun, because dinosaurs are very fun. The creatures are photorealistic, and the backgrounds were so realistic I literally couldn’t even guess if they were all CG, or if they used real-life shots and placed the creatures in. 

I know I’m not talking much about the content, because I can’t find much to say other than fantastic, absolutely worth watching. It combines a bunch of my favorite things: dinosaurs, BBC documentaries, and David Attenborough narration.

Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds

Another one for the documentary and science lovers. At an hour and a half, I broke it up into multiple sessions. This is about “the cultural, spiritual, and scientific impact of meteorites” and their craters.

Narrated and written by Werner Herzog, whose narration continually delighted me because it’s a bit like a monologue from a conversational partner. We’re introduced to a South Korean antarctic station, and as the camera walks trough the spacious, sunlight rooms, Herzog recounts how nearby, Robert Scott’s men spent the winter in tiny cave. 

As we watch people prepare food in a shiny modern kitchen, he recounts how the historical men dreamt of banquets ripped away from their forks; one man who managed to eat in his dream was “rightfully hated” by his comrades. [heavy pause] But we’re not here for lobster and kimchi. Anyway, about the science...

Later, we get a digression about how delighted he is by some footage of someone walking into the background of a camera shot and doing some work on the ground, against the rules of good filmmaking.

Topic to tangent back to topic again. I suspect this is what people experience in conversation with me. The subject matter was interesting, but Herzog’s narration himself was so much fun that when I discovered he had previously created a documentary about people living in Antarctica, I immediately placed a library hold on it.

Earth at Night in Color

Absolutely fascinating. Using state-of-the-art cameras that are able to film at night not in the grey-and-green-toned night vision we’re used to, but in color that, if you didn’t remember the name of the show, would have you guessing they’re filming in the day, or maybe dusk at most. If you’re the kind of person who likes nature documentaries, you’ll like this. I also enjoyed the “behind the scenes” bits at the end of each episode that show how the crew filmed things, or issues they ran into. I am continually amazed at nature documentary camera people--the episode on Patagonia noted that the crew walked a collective 5000 kilometers.

Also notable is learning via Tom Hiddleston’s narration that apparently the British way of pronouncing puma is pyoo-mah, which led me on a google rabbit trail that ended in a linguist’s blog post from 2006.

Tiny World

A nature docuseries that spotlights small creatures, narrated by Paul Rudd because he played Ant Man, which is hilarious. (The narration is perfectly fine, but reading the rationale in an interview cracked me up.)

I was continually amazed and astounded and the close-up footage they got of tiny creatures--at least with pumas (*Tom Hiddleston voice* pyoo-mahs) you can film them from a distance! Each episode focused on multiple creatures--more than five each time--so you get a good look at a lot of things. “Tiny” here ranges from ants and other teeny insects to small lizards, shrews, geckos and more. 

They did a great job keeping a light, inquisitive tone--it’s not a comedy and you’ll also find yourself fearing for a hummingbird in the middle of a Caribbean hurricane, but my absolute favorite part was the episode with peacock spiders (tiny and cute and colorful), the males of which do a courtship dance. Tiny World made the fantastic decision to play The Macarena to accompany this.

#Prehistoric Planet #Earth at Night in Color #Tiny World #Fireball: Visitors from Darker Worlds #reviews #recommendation #original

[lazy-cat-corner]

I need Tom Hiddleston to narrate 3 more hours of footage of these dudes! 😭

Is he joking?!?!? They’re so small! 🥺 Look at that tree trunk next to him!

#im gonna cry im in love! #quolls #animals #earth at night in color #tom hiddleston

[mrsmess]

#earth at night in color #bears #nature documentary #alvar the bear

[airplanes924]

Recommendations

If you are looking for a movie to watch, I recommend The Lost City

If you are looking for a book to read, I recommend Leave Only Footprints by Conor Knighton

If you are looking for a show to binge, I recommend Earth at Night in Color (on Appletv)

#recommendations #the lost city #leave only footprints #conor knighton #earth at night in color

[without-ado]

Alone or together, life goes on.

l Bao Tran Trung l Vietnam

#cities #vietnam #photography #street #sun #moon #sky #night #stars #planets #earth #aestethic #color #blue #red

[grusik]

Aerub by All Seeing

#art #renegade #crime #graff #design #color #aerosol #spray #hue #metal #risk #night #day #stone #rock #earth #rush #clandestine #intent #thought #line #apply #explore #urban flickr

[fridayiminlovemp3]

straight ppl will ever understand the gay ppl music video night

#DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS FUCKING SONGS ABOUT #nothing like getting really high and mansplaining music videos to my friends #got to explain that colors is about matty healy and the katy perry travie mccoy drama #peace on earth #got to show someone ur so gay for the first time … i changed lives last night #mari.txt #guess who this songs about!?!???? COURTNEY LOVE AGAIN

[mcbitchtits]

This doesn't feel relevant to anything except my own pet peeves, but it feels notable because it's Off— the way the Metatron misunderstands "give me coffee or give me death". It's not an offer of choice, it's a demand, a threat. (C.f. people not understanding what "trick or treat" means. It means bribe me to not egg your house.)

Like they're not *asking* for death. It's the consequences of fighting for what they do want, but losing. Which I suppose feels purposeful perhaps in the sense that Heaven doesn't understand People, really (nor Aziraphale)

#good omens #spoilers #i could write a dissertation about what people get wrong about Halloween #something something poignant metaphor something devil's night. #aziraphale go set off stinkbombs in whatever heaven's equivalent of a bathroom is #i don't really have a point i just want to bitch about halloween #once again i am THINKING ABOUT PURPLE and how TWO OPTIONS DOESN'T MEAN BINARY OPPOSITES #maybe this is all just The Way In Which Contrasts Are Misleading #brb i've got to uhhhhhhhhh go TP the ark of the covenant. #no wait. if that's the seat of god then is aziraphale going to be up in the holy of holies with the stinkbombs. oh no #Earth Observation File ca 70 CE - Destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem - colorized

[vamprnce]

I don't feel like coloring but fancy party outfit thoughts for Penelope (aka she's going to one w MJ)

#my art #the colors match her suit bc she's that obvious sdkfhdh #she doesn't wear the mask to the party but y'know usual spider man fashion she has to fight someone the same night lol #penelope rosewood #i doodled this pretty quick so i'll get back on my laptop to draw it out fully 👍 #earth 761

[asydicsydney]

I made a Cecil pony on PonyTown back in August(?)

Thought I'd make a Carlos and Kevin to accompany him (and update him) :)

Carlos with cutie mark visible under the cut

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #kevin wtnv #kevin wtdb #carlos the scientist #pony town #most colors on the radio guys are color picked from their logos #Cecil is a deer and Kevin is a centipede :) :) #Carlos was going to be an earth pony because they're the most normal #but unicorns and pegasi are normal in Equestria #so then i thought he'd be a unicorn because of the science #but only unicorns being smart is an awfully weird stereotype of g4 #plus zipp storm is a pegasi scientist #so i settled on pegasi because he runs from his issues <3

[lazy-cat-corner]

What r the pics from? 🤔

What I just posted? It’s from “Earth at Night in Color” on Apple TV+. I got a subscription for The Essex Serpent and using up my membership. The docuseries has 2 seasons all narrated by Tom Hiddleston. 😁

#earth at night in color #tom hiddleston

[karacahil]

#Bulutsuz gökyüzü #nofilter

#Karacahil®

📠 Kaynak : Anadolu ( Anatolia)

🎦 Fotoğraf : Redmi -9

#art #artists on tumblr #books & libraries #sanat #kesfet #music #photografy #edebiyat #artgallery #redmi 9 power #night sky #skyphotography #blue sky #my photos #resimsanatı #nature #doğa #my words #warm colors #earth pictures #forest #trees

[sage-nebula]

Post on my dash making me think that maybe the reason I prefer my ships to be healthy and happy is because my childhood and a big chunk of my adolescence was spent with abusive people, including one toxic romantic couple who stayed together even though it made no sense and made everyone else around them (read: me) miserable too 🤔

#it was my sister & her now husband . . . WHY they married each other i do not understand #but like you don't know hell until you're living in a house w/ ur abusive biomom #your toxic older sister & her abusive baby daddy & their out of control toddlers #& you are 13 & trying to explain to your sister #who btw is 21 or 22 #that her baby daddy's lips have lipstick smeared all over them #and are not chapped bc he was ''hiding in the woods from the cops all night'' #and so she should kick his ass to the curb #and she's like ''but i need him!!'' but also she goes on several hour rants abt how she is SO DONE #and he leaves to go do coke at 2am and she's pissed at him for that bc CPS could take their kids #that she DOES NOT take care of and YOU aged 13 are most responsible #and also there is NO FOOD bc your abusive biomom spent all the money on makeup and other bullshit #there WAS a packet of ramen but the ants infested that #and when you told your sister you want to leave to live w/ your dad she convinced you #that your biomom's relatives would murder him if you did that so you'd stay there with her #Hell!!!! On!!!! Earth!!!!! #. . . anyway so. there was a lot of violence in my childhood & adolescence #so maybe that. colored my fiction preferences a little.

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to John Travolta!

#john travolta #grease #saturday night fever #pulp fiction #blow out #Carrie #welcome back kotter #urban cowboy #look who’s talking #face off #broken arrow #the generals daughter #primary colors #mad city #swordfish #two of a kind #perfect #Michael #phenomenon #battlefield earth #lucky numbers #the punisher #hairspray #get shorty #be cool #actor #movies #the boy in the plastic bubble #television

[fernsehn]

DD should be in a Jim Jarmusch film....

#rewatching Night on Earth #oh that day when I discovered the night on earth VHS my brother had taped #glorious day #as with many many films from the 90s today i just marvel at the colors #the palette is ....so lovely ;_;