Nostalgia baiting myself by continuing to act like someone is paying me to reimangine my comfort films as picture books
Also what kind of sick God made me 5'10" but had me born too late to be one of the leading women Bob Hoskins has a comical but sexuallt charged height difference with IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
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Obsessed with this genre of man specifically.
Didnt have the mental capacity to add them but extra big shoutout to Tyrell Badd, Eddie Valiant, and Jules Maigret. Also sorry for making columbo tall, i didnt realize till afterwards that hes like. a short king.
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What was it like meeting Blackbeard??
he’s nothing like the books.
he’s way better.
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When people talk about Roger and Jessica Rabbit's relationship, it's quite common to hear these two views:
"Betty Boop says, 'What a lucky girl,' implying that Jessica's the lucky one for ending up with Roger, not the other way around. And the original novels suggest that toons use humour to judge attractiveness, not appearances. In toons' eyes, Roger is way out of Jessica's league because he's funnier."
"Jessica says she loves Roger because 'He makes me laugh.' Isn't that sweet? She's not a superficial gold-digger, it's true love!"
Those two ideas do not go well together.
If funnier toons are believed to be more attractive, then Jessica loving Roger because he makes her laugh would be the equivalent of a human woman loving a human man because he's handsome. It would be shallow.
But it's clearly not meant to be shallow, because we've seen how devoted Jessica is to Roger and we know she'll do anything for him.
So I have another idea.
Betty Boop used to have a love interest called Bimbo. He was a dog.
And both Roger and Jessica speak well of Goofy, who is also a dog.
My theory is that the most attractive toons are the anthropomorphic animals.
In other words, toons are furries!
But Jessica doesn't love Roger just because he's a furry. It's because he makes her happy. It's because he treats her like a person, not a pretty object. It's because he's taken the time to get to know her better than anyone else.
That's the real depth to their love.
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Deciding to post this! Say hello to my family au for “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”! This was a blast to make, and I’m glad it came out well. I made an askblog for them called @ask-the-rabbits so check it out when you’re able!!
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I HATE MYSELF FOR MAKING THIS AHAHAHAAAA💀💀
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i hope people know at any given moment i could be thinking of who framed roger rabbit, like also if this movie dropped in this day and age i just know eddie valiant would be woobified to hell and back and that's just unforgivable so I'm really glad it came out in 1988
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