#Edric's lonely and he's willing to shoot his shot for BI People's sexiest man alive

[sergeantsporks]

Heartbreaker AU stuff:

- King and Gus, of course, capture and edit all the footage.

- Luz watches ironically (slipping into the unironic, except that she witnessed half of this firsthand, so she’s just here for the commentary)

- Eda refuses to watch, because while she supports King in his endeavors, she “doesn’t want to watch a flowery soap opera about the golden guard.” Demands to be erased from all footage.

- Willow watches unironically to support Gus and King (and she’s maybe a little bit hooked). She doesn’t really know Hunter, so it’s just like regular reality TV for her

- Hooty, despite having seen most of it happen in real time, watches and sobs every time someone fails to get close to Hunter. He’s sort of missed the point of the show.

- Lilith, also aroace, thinks it’s hilarious. “Haha, golden brat is getting swarmed. Poor sap. Titan, I’m glad I was in my awkward nerd phase at that age.” They did an episode on her, once, it was a very sad day for Steve.

- Amity refuses to watch bc “We know him, that’s weird.” Eventually she agrees to watch one (1) episode at King’s begging. Laughs because “Hahahaha, they couldn’t be more clueless, it’s so obvious that he doesn’t want anything to do with-- waitasecondisthatmybrother?”

#Edric's lonely and he's willing to shoot his shot for BI People's sexiest man alive #he fails just like everyone else sorry Goldric shippers this is my aroace au #toh #the owl house #heartbreaker au #toh hunter #the golden guard #amity blight #willow park #luz noceda #king clawthorne #gus porter #eda clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #hooty #edric blight #aromantic asexual #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aroace hunter