Howdy, boss. I'd like some input on my Metagross, King Joe. He did a great job at an exhibition match the other day, and I'd like to do something nice for him, but I'm not really sure what the best way is to show a thousand-pound metal quadpod you care. Joe likes treats and headpats and stuff fine, but I guess I'd like to do something a little more... bespoke? Any ideas?
Like other super-smart Psychic 'mons, Metagross can be tricky to find something for them to enjoy. They have very distinctive personalities, and you know him better than me, so I'll give you a couple ideas and you can choose and retouch any of them to fit Joe's likes!
If he likes problem-solving or using his Psychic powers, there are puzzle toys to exercise their minds, similar to a many-sided Rubik's cube, but a Metagross may be too smart for those. Other options are, weirdly 'nough, Porygon-friendly machines and other programs! As said, Metagross are extremely smart, and they can use their brainwaves to communicate with other of their species; but they can also use it to mess with technology as well. Using stuff made for Porygon and Rotom can help him exercise his brain(s) without risking your own laptop being fried.
Lastly, if you don't mind it not being a surprise, you can... Ask him? They are smart enough to comprehend your intentions and you can take him to one of those super big Pokemarts, like the one in Veilstone, to pick something he wants.
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The aforementioned dead patient was something I had been wondering about for a while, the three kinds of death you run into at the hospital as a cardiac sonographer are -
They did not call to cancel the echo order, the nurse is not there to tell you not to go into the patient's room, and the patient is lying in their bed but they are actually just straight up dead and not hooked up to anything and it takes you a minute or two to go, "hold on a fucking second... this person is DEAD" and then you float around the entrance of the room until the nurse shows up to be like "don't go in there!! patient expired!!" and you get to be like "m-hm YEAH I KNOW. Cancel the order." And you are disgruntled at the team for a. wasting your time and b. interrupting the final sleep of some poor person where you were very nearly lightly disrespectful to a corpse (by trying to shake them gently awake and putting stickers on them, as you do to asleep patients)
They called you because there is literally a Code Blue crisis situation happening and there's twenty people in the room, possibly doing CPR or giving meds or giving blood, like a well-oiled machine where you are a massive interloper with your giant ass ultrasound machine being in the way and asking "when do you want pictures? what do you want to see?", and you either get to scan before, during, or after lifesaving procedures, and if you (not the patient, not the family, for this will be a tragedy) are very, very lucky you may get pictures after the patient's heart has stopped moving but before they call the end of the code (and declare the patient officially dead) which means you are there, in the room, not-so-gently (because those pictures are hard to get after CPR) smashing on someone's chest with a piece of plastic as they die and you get to see the heart stop and the blood clot up almost immediately, and it's funny to see something that moves so much not doing much of anything at all.
This patient is already considered braindead and literally being kept alive with machines and they need pictures for organ donation ASAP I hope you know how to burn a CD
And by wondering about I mean, wanted to experience, because I'm a morbid fucker who works in a hospital and wonders about death in a hospital and how it works and what it's like, because that's a crisis situation not many people get to experience in their lives and good news! These are all things I have actually experienced as a cardiac imaging tech in the hospital. Writing it down is funny because I did not expect the trajectory of my life to go in that direction even at all.
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Omega would come up to Tech one day with a minor finger cut that needs attention, and would tell him that she heard that in some cultures, parents will give their child's injury a little kiss after patching it up.
Tech insists that there is no scientific evidence showing that kisses speed injury recovery, and that it was more likely a behavior meant to soothe a distressed child. Omega looks slightly disappointed.
Nonetheless, after a thorough cleaning of the affected area, application of antibacterial spray, precise bandaging, and a slightly awkward pause, Omega's finger does receive a little smooch.
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Listen, listen… the DnD boys talked about an Alpha (they meant the Greek letter) and I totally misinterpreted it and had to (as a consequence) explain the existence of the Omegaverse to them today, and I think I just lost ten years of my life. That‘s a can of worms I opened.
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Red and green are opposites! Just, in pigments rather than actual light colors, or dyes. This is a distinction that is rarely taught in the US! Most or us only have "art" classes until age 10, if ever, and most of them will only ever use crayons, fingerpaints, etc. All of which are pigment based, not dye. So US kids learn Red-Yellow-Blue (a color system almost unique to painting) instead of CMYK (the color system for dyes, light) or RGB (for limited light, popularly electronics).
This is also why US under-10s are so INSANELY destructive to markers; way moreso than kids overseas. Markers ARE dye based, so all the colors "come out wrong" and then the kid gets pissed. Which I can't wholly blame them for. They're a kid, and they were not just told but SHOWN that mixing RYB makes black, and yet now it's making Horrible Greenish Brown instead.
I hypothesize that this is also why US students at all ages are almost morally opposed to the existence of highlighter markers.
Anyway, it all comes back to a refusal to teach in US schools, at the end of the day.
The "destruction with markers" thing has started spreading, unfortunately, I've heard tell from my relatives back in Europe that kids have gotten more aggressive with their coloring stuff. Though whether this is a factor of worsening color education or worsening treatment of kids, I am not sure.
I have seen some older texts talking about the red-yellow-blue color system where the colors very much look like CMY, which I thought was absolutely FASCINATING. Did the colors fade? Or did the definitions of the colors change?
[long rant about Anglophone definitions of "blue" being indigo omitted because it's too rainy outside for me to be a grumpy Eastern European on main]
Most people I know, both here in the States and back there in Europe, haven't had much art education past the age of ten or eleven (elementary school, where I grew up). My high school has two semesters of art as a graduation requirement, but it was a joke. The smart kids took AP art history, which from what I've heard had less actual history and more rote memorization of five hundred paintings. All the other classes were basically "goof off" ones.
So the "lies to children" form of art education basically becomes the It Is Known of adult art knowledge, and capitalism means that only people who want to Do Art For Money have any motivation/time to do any actual art and learn about it.
(Seriously, almost every time I mention that I do art of any form, people ask if I have like an Etsy store. No?!?! I don't?!?! I have a full time job, and I do art to RELAX and NOT THINK ABOUT the fact that our gas chromatography machine broke AGAIN, who the fuck keeps leaving the lamp in that thing on, we have SIGNS and everything - can you tell I'm posting this while not paying attention to work?)
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