#Eh \/('-')\/ Who cares. It's funny

[gammelgaedda]

I know they're not fish but have you ever considered horseshoe crab anthro?

God anon you are not making it easy for me but I'm not backing down from a challenge.

[left image cred]

#First I had to differentiate what I wanted with an anthro #cus ~*TECHNICALLY*~ you can just give an arthropod human intelligence and call it anthro (think Sebastian from the mermaid movie) #however I still wanted to go with my usual “animal head-on-human-body” type and eh who cares funny crab #gaeddasks #gaeddart

[drawthething]

LET LOUISE DO MURDERS TINA LET LOUISE DO MURDERS

Have some Tina ideas floating in my mind but before that I've gotta get these out of my head first 👀

#jimmy pesto's newest advertising campaign aka him being dad of the year #who cares about jimmy jr and the twins non-existent canon dynamic i want my second funny siblings trio #gene's just happy to be there #i wanna include more doodle but eh #too lazy right now #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #jimmy pesto jr #zeke bobs burgers #tammy larsen #jocelyn bobs burgers #andy and ollie #jimmy pesto sr

[owchie-wowchie]

We all know that the Dooku-Qui Gon-Obi Wan-Anakin-Ahsoka-Sabine training lineage is the disaster lineage and the Mace-Depa-Kanan-Ezra is the shatterpoint lineage. May I submit for fandom approval calling the Luke-Leia-Ben-Rey-Grogu-Finn (Finn's a jedi in my heart ok?) lineage the "What's a jedi?" lineage. Only one of them arguably received formal jedi training and half of them learned what jedi were like last week.

#star wars #shatterpoint lineage #disaster lineage #this is sort of a joke #I'm going to call them that #I just thought someone else would find it funny #eh #who cares

[nightmun]

I've had Otta for a while and finally decided it's time I show her to the world via this template (made by @emo-hermit)! I also decided that since Haniel does become a patient at some point in their story I could also use this as an opportunity to rant about them more. So get ready for a big ol block of text about these two under the cut:

Otta:

So as the template states, Otta was a pediatrician who worked in a town not too far from Middlesea. She had worked there for a quite few years, but unfortunately she was laid off from her job. After that happened, she started to look for a new job, but with little success. She had always had issues with SVT, but the stress she was under (as well as a lack of sleep from said stress) started to cause it to act up a lot more. This came to a head one day while she was passing through Middlesea in order to get to an interview the next day in the next town over. While boarding a bus, a particularly bad SVT attack caused her to faint and end up in Middlesea Hospital.

Early on in her stay there she is absolutely not a happy camper. Her premise initially was that she is the one person who really questions a lot of the strange happenings around the hospital. Especially at first, she is very much not okay with how weird the hospital is. She sees the guys with swords (one of which can take their head off like it's no big deal), musical treatments, and an intern that is literally just an arm that snakes around the hospital and she's like "nope this place is insane I hate it here." She wanted to leave as soon as she could but she ended up having to stay after her SVT symptoms kept returning. During her first week there she spends a lot of time holed up in her room, refusing to leave or interact with anyone (except Ada, she's the one person that Otta can tolerate at first because she seems to be the most normal person there).

She does eventually start giving the hospital a chance after comforting the now human Haniel during a breakdown but it takes her a while to really warm up to anyone or anything. In the past she had had a lot of bad relationships with other people so she really wasn't too keen on interacting with anyone outside of the bare necessities. But over time she became more and more willing to talk with the people around the hospital. She's still very closed off though, rarely opening up to anyone about anything. The only person who really gets through to her ever is Haniel after the two of them begin to bond (Haniel is pretty much an unrelenting positive force so they eventually wear her down and get her to open up more).

Haniel:

As you may already know, Haniel started out as the Handtern in their early days at the hospital. But after a particularly strong encounter with connectifia abortus, the virus somehow changed them into a human (why? Who cares logic be damned). After this happens, they go through a bit of an adjustment period for a while before they eventually start to get the hang of being human. When they do, they focus a lot on the rhythm defibrillation system, being the main person to run it while Ian and Ada are focused on other tasks.

A bit later on though they end up learning that Edega is pushing Ian to create some sort of "miracle cure" upgrade to the system, putting a lot of strain on both him and Ada since Ian's working day and night on the system leaving Ada to be responsible for the patients. After hearing this, Haniel offers to start helping out with more than just the system, taking on any and every task they are capable of handling. At first it goes pretty well, but when the tasks keep piling up, they start to sacrifice sleep (or any real rest for that matter) in favor of working in order to keep up. The last thing they want is to put any more work back on Ian and Ada's shoulders, so they are more than willing to practically work themself to death to do so.

Eventually the constant strain starts to become a problem, and they start to experience chest pains. They had one particularly bad episode while treating Hailey, who went and got Ada to help them. After that they had to have their heartrate monitored like the rest of the residents in the hospital. They were not very happy about this since they didn't want Ada and Ian to have to worry about them (the last thing they wanted was to add more work to their plate).

At some point they have another encounter with connectifia, and when this happens they find out that the virus has a very negative effect on them now that they're a person (likely a side effect of the virus having been what them human to begin with). Even being in proximity to it can cause them to become sick, and their heart with race and glitch similar to the insomniac when this happens. Interactions with the virus cause them to be pretty delirious for a period of time, where they will talk as if they think they are still just the hand (making comments like how they can see their hand despite there being no mirrors around or how they can't stretch it as far as they should be able to). Their eyes will also glow a faint purple color when they're sick. These effects last a varying amount of time depending on the strength/duration of the encounter, but they do wear off after a while.

Anyways that's all the ranting about them I'll do for now. At some point I plan to go a lot more into these two (both the ongoing story they have going on and their relationship with each other since it plays a pretty integral role in said story) but that's a rant for another day. I hope you liked reading this little bit about these two though! Also I am planning on opening asks on these two later today so if you want to learn more about them absolutely take advantage of that!

#rhythm doctor #Haniel #Otta Pace #my art #funny thing is Otta was originally an idea I had for a human intern before I made Haniel #I wanted to make a human intern cause I saw other people doing cool story stuff with their interns that I couldn't really do with the hand #I thought people might find it stupid that I just turned Handtern human (originally their human design was literally just for the fusion AU #but then I was like eh who cares if it's stupid I want to have fun with my characters the way I want #it's especially fun with human them having been the hand before since it has a lot of potential for interesting story/character stuff #I'm still glad I made Otta though because she's become really enjoyable to work with and a good character to play off of Haniel #The two are very polar opposites in how they act so cramming them together in a goofy found family type situation is very fun

[bishonenspit]

this is so so funny to me i cannot stop thinking about it. for years people shipped these men who look like the same guy twice and allegedly nobody was like surely this has to mean something. i thought these guys were the same character for about as long. and also this person really thinks that something this would stop a truly devoted fujoshi

#this is the most devastating thing- leave your house first of all #but god oh my god so fucking funny im sorry. that's the same guy the author should have just bit the bullet and made them brothers #no offense to conan fans. this is hilarious #also for sure nobody in the active fanbase cares the only posts ive seen about this are people witnessing it from the outside so like eh #big win for the real freaks major L for those who have to see ppl being so annoying about it for weeks after the fact

[arctic-bookclub]

not be invested in minecraft roleplay again but i can’t get over how no matter if q!quackity succeeds or fails in his goal of killing chayanne, he will lose in some way no matter what 😭

if he succesfully kills chayanne, tallulah will be sad or most likely hate or dislike him, she is Less protected than she was before (event though quackity’s goal is to protect her), phil Will hunt him down and wilbur will be upset over tallulah being sad, and potentially upset too over losing his brother and phil being upset

if he fails to kill chayanne, he’ll get his ass handed to him by a literal Baby AND his dads and like almost all the eggs on the server (not to mention y’know, failing by literally failing his goal)

there’s actually no winning for him here he couldn’t have chosen a worse egg to target while simultaneously trying to protect tallulah, it’s so funny

#qsmp #how do i even tag this #eh it’s fine who cares about being perceived i just wanted to ramble #i find it so funny #mans will face hell no matter what happens #i’m rooting for chayanne btw #also i find it absolutely comical that q!quackity is having beef with a literal baby #and he’s losing #anyway tallulah and chayanne are a duo do Not seperate #why am i so invested over pixelated eggs #ALSO the fact that chayanne cared so much about tilin and wanted to protect her #only for quackity to try and kill him in his grief striken revenge on the server #sick and twisted #chayanne loved tilin and this is how you repay him?!? #tilin would not approve

[rithmeres]

ok i just got the Salad of 🅱️ongbirds and Flakes from the library and i’m gonna try to slam it in two days and then get back to mockingjay. i will continue to tag related poasts with #thg-reread even though for this book it is not a reread

#thg reread #2 pages in and it’s already so funny that tigris is described as not pretty when she is SO stunning in the movie #and the other thing that’s 2 pages in is that snow is like hmm what if my cousin prostituted herself so we could have some cash (YIKES) #i don’t know if im gonna like this book so this will be inch resting #ive never not liked a suzanne collins novel but with this one im unsure because like. who asked for this #of all the people she could have made a prequel about i really don’t care to hear about snow #will this add anything interesting or new or insightful to the canon or will it just be like. eh i didn’t need to read all that #(IT’S 517 PAGES) #the salad of 🅱️ongbirds and flakes

[mwagneto]

im gonna need everyone to stop making sh adaptations where it's either only holmes or only watson. i think about them being apart and start crying do not separate them !!!

#that new watson show that's literally just a modern medical drama but hes watson for some reason.. it haunts me #I'll see when it airs i guess but whyyyyhdhdhdhdhdh #also the doyle estate stuff going around isn't... strictly true but the truth is less funny so eh who cares #well.... no actually the truth is pretty funny too #sherlock holmes #sh stuff #watsonlock

[shierak-inavva]

some recent doodles of a harry potter au (and an au of the au i guess?? this is not cohesive lmao)

anyways it started with me realizing i finally have a hufflepuff oc and then turned into me sorting everyone else and spiraled out but have a Model Hufflepuff™️ elowen up top and then a little goofy snapshot of some of the others:

(l to r)

celebrimbor, fainien (oc), elowen (oc), celien (oc), gil-galad, elrond

the joke was that thranduil showed back up from winter holiday with a walking stick and all of them were like ‘oh absolutely not’

and then just some lil idea i had for another potential au in which elowen discovers adar isn’t ALL bad since he’s got a patronus (and probably saves her life a time or two idk)

#my ocs #elowen anairiel #hp au #fainien #celien #FINALLY DREW THEM #everyone is Baby here #adar #adar x oc #do i tag everyone #eh who cares lets go #elrond #celebrimbor #gil galad #they’re friends and everything is Fine #still VERY funny to me that celebrimbor gil-galad and elowen are all same gen finweans #she’s just the Baby of the group

[werewolf4vampire]

every single positive, informative, or critical post about bisexuality always ends up with so many people saying "op is panphobic!!"

and no one ever stops to think. isn't it kind of weird? that it just so happens that only bisexuals"panphobes" are the ones to discuss these things? that we're the only ones who try to inform people about bisexuality and what it means, who talk about bi history (including excerpts from the time period), who give a shit about biphobia and call it out, etc. etc....

...and then we are criticized for not maintaining allyship and solidarity with them?

#this drives me fucking INSANE #they'll even accuse pro-pan bisexuals of being panphobic just for talking about bisexuality like!! HMM! #also i know we're not literally the only people who talk or care about these things but. bisexuals are definitely more likely to lol #it's sooo funny too cause like. where's that history and community that we supposedly share eh? where'd that go? 🤔 #'these labels are very similar but the distinction matters to individual people' and then they shit their pants when you define bisexuality #ANYWAY #darryl speaks #bi tag

[altschmerzes]

not me zooming into the photo on ur computer so i can figure out more about the same story like an absolute stalker …. yeah

SLDKFJS I DID WONDER IF ANYBODY WAS GONNA DO THAT, that's too funny. i think it actually is legible XD enjoy the out of context preview

#gav gab #fic: the same story #that's so funny #i DID realize the file was up bc that's what i was working on at the time #and was like eh it's probably not legibile #but when i zoomed in it totally was and i left it up bc hey easter egg for anyone who cares to look that close #gav answers

[chaoticsorceressztc]

Funny Submas idea

This is the anime universe, Dawn of the anime is sent back in time, even if she's not the Sinnoh champion in this world, Arceus just likes sending Dawns to the past to do his dirty work. And since Ingo was also sent there, Arceus now has two groups after his butt, Emmet and Elesa, along with Ash and co. So now something is destined to help get them out of the past because the main heroes are after him too. So perhaps Ash and co. aren't able to call upon any of the ways they know about to time travel, maybe all their legendary pokemon time traveler friends are busy? But it somehow ends with them deciding to fight God(Arceus) and strangely some other people are already there to do the same thing, Emmet and Elesa. So now Arceus is just getting 1vWayTooMany'd. Where it goes from there? Could either end with Arceus giving their friends back or sending them off to help them where they'll need to then find a way back to the future.

Blank shippers, dni

#pokemon #pla #anime #dawn #ash #Emmet #Elesa #Arceus #submas #subway bosses #subway masters #Ingo #Time to fight god! #Wait... how many times have I made a story concept where someone fights Arceus? #Eh \/('-')\/ Who cares. It's funny

[veone]

I just want it be know I have no problem with criticism at all, if you want to say something to be about anything I do please know my anons on are, my dms are open. I can answer questions privately etc. if you want an argument your not gonna get it. I’m not arguing my point of view to you when you clearly aren’t trying to see the point. If you want a public discussion I got you. Just I’m not gonna entertain you unblocking me to say something than blocking me to shit on my responses to get the last comment in. This is happening too many times, three to be exact and it’s weird. I don’t get it. I’m a 24 year old college student I don’t have any pull in this community. Just speak to me like an adult I know you are.

#sorry I keep discussing it I don’t really enjoy the whole process just I really want people to know I’m not above criticism and I don’t #appreciate this whole thing people are doing to me when their mad I’m calling someone an Uncle Tom which is funny lowkey like I’m happy #that’s the critism I have that and being open about my opinions on people who I don’t like and have be blocked like idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ just am I supp #to not remember why I was blocked lol #that’s it all! #sorry I keep talking about I know how it looks I care 30% and the other 70 is like eh no one’s gonna read this anyway cause of the length #and tiney text plus u cause my own issue with my mouth so I get it 😂 gotta remind people of myself #veonerants

[tittyblade]

cant believe we used to deal with this shit allllll the time LMFAO fandom discourse is toxic as fuck. also yk what hate anon. you were right 2 yrs later im no longer a lesbian

#this is from that discourse post i mentioned in the tags of my previous post #this is funny as hell 2 me #the rest of the post itself is kinda eh. couldnt read it lol. at least you can see ive definitely grown as a person #no longer feeling as self titled abt fandom drama god bless #just ask urself ‘who cares’ and move on w yiur life

[likesdoodling]

The Duke of Kent’s Waltz.

Another dance card! 

Don’t think I need to explain this one,

:D

#victorian ball #dance cards #the duke of kent #artistic licence guys #i dont know if the current duke of kent likes waltzing #or if this guy would have cared #but it was funny #to speculate #so i did #ehehe #who knows #he might hate dancing #maybe #eh #this is the previous duke of kent #i think #i honestly have no idea #or rather #i cant remember #anyway #regency dancing #ayyyy

[arielmagicesi]

like. immortal being that has to kill to survive and has begun to think there’s nothing human left in them at all / the strongest smartest person they’ve ever met who is tolerating their BS in the hopes they can get something out of it one day... IS one hell of a dynamic. all you Nandermo shippers have GOT to read Wild Seed by Octavia Butler

#i love immortal beings. like not vampires specifically- what's the point of being immortal if you can't even eat garlic #but vampires are interesting too sometimes. if they're funny enough lol #but immortal beings! slap! #hence why i love sandman uggghhh sandman is another good example of this #although dream is... eh... slightly less of an asshole than nandor and doro? i guess? #and his love interests are more just Hot Girl Who Don't Care But He Is Sad About Her #i guess dream/nada is a vibe though #we need a lesbian version of this dynamic. although anyanwu did take wives and doro took woman forms. so #anyway anyway anyway. i'm having shippy feelings about a book. like some sort of 2016 me #written by me #wild seed #patternist #OH you know who else fits this. doctor who