"I read some book once detailing how to perform the Black Sacrament. You know, to summon the Dark Brotherhood? It's got to be a joke, right? I mean, if you can source fresh body parts for the ritual, what in Oblivion do you need an assassin for?"
--Skordo the Knife
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okay cool since everyone went insane for Ja'hraki with no clothes, I now present to you Ja'hraki WITH clothes! This is her standard armored fit. Yes she does have tummy peeking out and yes she is VERY good at defending herself from people who think it's stupid for that area to be unarmored. Can't an armored cat show some skin in peace?
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"Mirabelle had to teach me to clean my teeth when I joined the family. She assumed I never learned because I was raised by werewolves. In truth, it's because I grew up with Nords."
--Hildegard
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Leona's post is here.
Her YT video is here.
Please spread Leona's story, and her evidence, as much as you can. She has a mountain of evidence proving Bethesda/Zenimax a hostile work environment for trans women, and she deserves to be heard and to receive justice for being forced out of her job.
Edit: If you are anti-trans and are reblogging this post, please know you look fucking stupid. Your ideology is pathetic and weak. You are so fragile the thought of people existing in ways you don't personally approve of causes you distress. Your only outlets for expression are crytyping into an echo chamber just as weak and pathetic as you. You aren't proving anything by reblogging this post with prejudice. The literal only thing you are doing is engaging in cruelty that makes you feel better emotionally, because you're all so immature you rely on taking out your feelings on other people rather than do so in a constructive, adult manner. There is nothing revolutionary about any of you people. You are, truly, a population of some of the saddest people on the planet. The people who do not view you with hatred view you with pity, because those are the only feelings you could ever inspire.
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blah blah Bethesda bad anyway
my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is
like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:
The moons is the corpse of a god
the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off
The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality
there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat
the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians
Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know
Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry
sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this
The lizard ppl are part tree
the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)
Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either
Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god
And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg
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