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thatlovegoodgirl · 2 months

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Emma is Clueless

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firawren · 1 year

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Remember that part in Emma where she's trying to convince her dad to let her marry Mr. Knightley, and Mr. Woodhouse is like: "Mr. Knightley could not be there too often; he should be glad to see him every day;—but they did see him every day as it was.—Why could not they go on as they had done?"

After he said that, do you think Emma was thinking this and wishing she could give this as an answer as to why they couldn't keep things exactly as they were:

Because that's what I was thinking

#it is funny that after they get married #everything basically does stay the same like mr woodhouse wanted #with the small addition of emma and knightley getting to bone #emma crack #emma #jane austen crack #jane austen #emma woodhouse #mr knightley #mr woodhouse #sexy times #gif #brooklyn nine nine #captain holt #my stuff

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hopemikaelsongf · 2 years

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best girl rhaena coming through

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotd spoilers #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaena targaryen #emma d'arcy #phoebe campbell #hotd crack

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oautincorrectquotes · 16 days

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Emma: *Smirks and winks at the sky*

Regina: ??

Emma: Its for the female aliens

Regina: ?????

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not-your-bro · 9 months

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supermassive games experience is like

playthrough 1: fuck everything up

playthrough 2: do not fuck ANYTHING up

playthrough 3: fuck everything up (on purpose)

#gifset of emma bout to explode into a werewolf reminded me i still need to put those kids into the meat grinder #i'm going to kill all of you. prommy 💖#ok (cracks knuckles)#until dawn #the quarry #dark pictures anthology #man of medan #little hope #the devil in me #house of ashes #supermassive games #<- please read with the speed and intensity of someone rattling off side effects at the end of a medicine commercial

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demonicbaby666 · 8 months

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Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time quotes #ouat incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swanqueen incorrect #Regina mills #Emma swan #emma x regina #swan mills family #ouat headcanon #ouat crack

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heartisbrave · 6 months

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bottoms doesn’t need a sequel but I need another movie with the exact same cast and crew. time for gay people to have their own brat pack

#emma seligman if you can hear me i believe in your power to be gay and funny #i also just want to see this group of people make something new now that they’re more comfortable with each other #that’s the only real benefit of franchising a comedy #so i just think this would be a neat alternative #all the benefits of a sequel without any risk of ruining the original story/alienating existing fans #anyone else feel this way or am i on crack #also bottoms was so good it ruined most other movies for me #there’s nothing else like it but there should be #bottoms 2023 #stella speaks

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clusterbuck · 12 days

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brave new world

ryan and oliver discover ao3 tags | crack, 600 words | ao3 | for @leothil and @hattalove

read on ao3

#shush emma #911fic #kinda. i'm so sorry #this is fully crack and you can blame kris and frida for enabling me #emma writes

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victoriously-regal · 1 month

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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.

#ouat #once upon a time #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #regina mills #emma swan #ouat humor #ouat crack #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #swan queen #swanqueen #source: the good place

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shreggs · 2 years

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time to lay in bed again, wondering why a man written by Jane Austen in a billowing white shirt isn't professing his undying love to me in prose

#jane austen #austen adaptations #emma #pride and prejudice #persuasion #sense and sensibility #mr darcy #darcy #wentworth #mr knightley #Knightley #books #literature #classic literature #classic lit aesthetic #classic lit memes #jane austen crack

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victoriously-wicked · 9 months

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EMMA: Hey, what time is it?

REGINA (snaps): I’m not your clock.

#incorrectquotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat crack #regina mills #emma swan #victorious #jadewest #torivega #swan queen #swanqueen #jori #once upon a time #ouat

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tricoufamily · 10 months

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bandcamp indie duo of childhood friends get semi popular, break up horribly and very publicly, go solo, get actually popular, and now they and their fanbases hate each other

#tricoufamily when there's a gawky guy with brown hair and glasses: 👈😮#they're 20 in the first pics 27 in the second #waylon pace and spencer calnan respectively #i say their fanbases but waylon was definitely cast as 'the villain' of this situation. he /has/ fans he's talented #he's just widely hated. and his fans are insane. imagine the most intense reddit radiohead fans on crack #you know i'm reading the girls by emma cline right now we're very lucky i didn't go off the rails and make this some kind of-#-retrospective 90s band involving a mysterious murder. but i did think about it #i've had these characters in my head for a while though i can't do that to them #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4

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firawren · 2 years

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Austen characters as Do Revenge gifs

I haven't even seen this movie, but I'm enjoying the gifs on Tumblr, so here you go

Emma finding out Mr. Elton wants her, not Harriet:

Darcy talking about Elizabeth:

Marianne Dashwood:

Emma finding out Harriet has a crush on Mr. Knightley, not Frank Churchill:

Elinor Dashwood:

Mr. Wickham:

Emma finding out Frank Churchill is engaged to Jane Fairfax:

#jane austen characters #jane austen crack #jane austen #pride and prejudice crack #pride and prejudice #sense and sensibility crack #sense and sensibility #emma crack #emma #emma woodhouse #mr darcy #elizabeth bennet #marianne dashwood #elinor dashwood #mr wickham #do revenge #gifs #my stuff

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anouatblog · 1 year

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Once again another ouat alignment chart 😍

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oautincorrectquotes · 9 days

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Emma: Regina, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?

Regina, naked in Emma's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Emma, taking off her clothes: Me neither.

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clavissionary-position · 7 months

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Rio: Emma! Come here, come look!

Emma: Hm? What is it? *emmas over*

Rio: Ta-da~ I bought these three succulents from Prince Keith.

Rio: Okay, that's not entirely true. I offered to pay, but he insisted I take them for free. So we ended up compromising and I'm now officially his Butler-Distractor.

Emma: Okaaay... Um, what exactly is that?

Rio: The logic goes something like... *takes out two detailed sock puppets to demonstrate* "Only a butler can handle a butler."

Rio: *makes the two butler sock puppets battle while he makes little chibi fight sounds*

Emma: *giggles* I know you called me over here to show me the succulents, but it kind of feels like you actually just wanted me to see your sock puppets.

Rio: *pout-blushes* Oh, am I that obvious?

Emma: Only when it comes to me, I think. Wanna thumb wrestle with the sock puppets?

Rio: OMG I DO! I DO! You be the Rio puppet and I'll be Prince Keith's butler puppet.

Emma: Okay!

Silvio: *mutters to himself in the doorway* You guys are into some freaky shit...

#ikemen prince #ikepri emma #rio ortiz #silvio ricci #ikemen prince incorrect quotes #i started this with the intention of rio revealing that the three succulents are emma himself and their unborn child 😭#but ofc i derailed myself with my own crack

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