We all get wet when it rains because the guys are too tall for this car.
We can't. Close. The roof.
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Rosalie, looking at Emmett for the first time: I could fix him
Emmett, bleeding to death:
Rosalie: Carlisle could fix him
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(the cullens in midnight sun deciding what to do about bella)
Carlisle: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one guys
Jasper, without hesitation: manslaughter it is then
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you mean??? the queen and king
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Me, riding in on a white stallion and wearing a powdered wig: The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!
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What happens to the last food a vampire ate before they were turned?
Does it just disappear?
Do they have to vomit it up?
Do they have a final shit?
Do they celebrate once the final shit is done?
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Emmett, aggressively throwing an iPhone at Carlisle: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Carlisle: This is why Edward is my favourite son
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