#Enjoy dinner on us!

[allyriadayne]

Aegon II Targaryen, top 5 most pathetic moments. (Ranked by me in order of how close he is to crying, how much blood he has on him, how dirty and disheveled he looks, and how much he is NOT enjoying the situation at present)

#aegon ii targaryen #house of the dragon #hotdedit #tom glynn carney #NOT including the fight because he's enjoying himself a little too much there. something you want to tell us aegon? #the dinner alone deserves a whole gifset of aegon looking annoyed. literally Art #girls will literally relearn how to gif during two agonizing days before going to therapy #in other news - finally found a method i liked #mariana does things #photoset #quick someone tell me how this looks on mobile #*hotd

[qiinamii]

it's all about the noises

bonus frames from the vid!

#qiiarts #animation #qiianimates #yo tf is that tag ok anyway #i've enjoyed making this at the high of the hype because xiao noises fuel my core #i set him at jp for years and waiting for two is worth the low guttural “naze omae ma de” cold anger to us he can slice me in half anytime #but he's also very skrungly! and will die immediately in a family dinner gathering #took me 3 days and my entire wrist i will do it again next time #xiao #lumine #traveler #paimon #zhongli #venti #some parts are. definitely missing but hey i already fixed it.......... not in the video <33333 #genshin impact #forgot the gnsn tag pls dont maim me

[baggy-holmes]

comfy 🧸

#me #selfie #two in a week whaaaaat #i spoil you #but just between us? i did not take this today #hehehe #enjoy your evening #gonna go eat dinner #and back to work #oof #scheduled post

[27dragons]

Me: I need a few groceries for easter dinner with my family, and another couple of little things for the Things' easter baskets so I think I'll just run to Target and get everything in one trip. Shouldn't cost more than about $30.

Target: But what if you remembered that you needed a new item from the pharmacy?

Target: And what if your favorite chips -- that are almost NEVER on sale at all -- were on an amazing sale?

Target: And what if you remembered another menu item for easter that required an additional purchase?

Target: And what if there were these really cute things to add to easter baskets that were individually only $1 each but you couldn't decide on just one for each person?

Target: And what if there was also a sale on a big bag of the perfect candy to put in the candy bowl?

Me: Yeah, all that sounds great.

Target: Excellent. That will be $80. Congratulations! You've saved $12 today!

Me: ...Have I, tho?

#my boring life #shopping #save money by buying things! #we're not religious but enjoy cultural holidays #that give us an excuse to eat a lot of chocolate and jelly beans #and have a nice family dinner #pique queue

[forbiddennhoney]

lets hear it for the femmes who have strong boundaries re: eating ppl out but will gag themselves on all forms of cock without a second thought 🥰

this post is about lesbian sex

#personal #ok to reblog #i do enjoy eating ppl out to be fair! #i just prefer cock whether its silicone or bio < 3 #this is also why i say I'm predominantly femme4butch #and not only femme4butch #cause im really femme4dyke-cock #also i am 100% using the femme4[blank] format as a cruising communication i hope yall know that #dating life is different and still predominantly leans femme4butch but thats a byproduct of the ppl i attract most #eating ppl out is a like ..... i gotta really trust u act #but when i feel ready & if whoever im with likes that.......... its dinner time baby #i just struggle with ppl expecting things from me sexually as a whole and eating ppl out is one of those really charged actions for me #bc of the expectation that bc i am a lesbian i want to eat pussy 24/7 #(if ur an adult autistic PDA and reading these tags: does this show up in ur sex life too??? im so curious)

[capricioussun]

I like to imagine Stretch is a lightweight when it comes to everything except caffeine. He'd take one hit off a blunt and in five minutes forget he has legs. He’d drink one martini and have trouble walking a straight line. He'd consider taco bell spicy. They always start him at the lowest possible dose on any prescription medication. But coffee? Half a pot and maybe he can function like he’s fully awake.

This is inverted for Edge and Rus of course, with Rus landing on the high end of average and Edge just straight up being unaffected. Except caffeine. Never give either of them espresso or they won't even sit down for a minimum of three days. Thankfully Rus doesn't really like the taste and Edge just drinks decaf.

#exaggerated for comedic effect of course but I do really enjoy hcing stretch as being super easily affected by stuff #edge would make like. indian food for dinner one time and Stretch wouldn't be able to stop crying or caughing for like an hour minimum #probably even just from the smell of it cooking poor guy #edge could probably eat lava and consider it slightly zesty there's something wrong with him #Rus also totally will drink coffee and make that everyone else's problem just bc he can <3 #sun spots #us stretch #ut rus #uf edge

[sataninsparkles]

I don't understand why people seem to dislike "Girl Dinner" and "Girl Math" so much.

Like, it's not about girls being unable to take care of themselves or make smart financial decisions. Girl Math is literally just about how under the capitalism small purchases that add up to a large number don't feel as expensive as one large purchase. It's the same phenomenon as being willing to pay $10 for a product but not $8 + $2 shipping. Or spending cash feeling different from spending on a credit card.

Or like why a bunch of people just started talking about how being a bimbo is just quirky sexism.

Yes, women can achieve great things, and they can be smart. We all support women's rights. But we gotta support women's wrongs as well.

After being told that you have to be smart and strong and do everything a man can do or you're a bad feminist and you're setting the movement back fifty years, the ability to just be dumb and carefree feels like taking off a bra.

Yes, women can be smart. But they can be dumb too. We can be weak and dumb and that doesn't make us "bad feminists" or "quirky sexists". It makes us human. And shaming women for their freedom to enjoy their life however they want is counterproductive. Men get to be as dumb as they want without shame, so why is it that when women are the ones who are dumb, you get offended and try to shame them into acting the way you want them to?

We can't have equality until you guys stop shaming women for every little thing they do. We can't have equality if we don't support women's wrongs.

#yes this is about that one post #I'm sick and tired of everyone acting like not knowing how to change a tire as a woman is “bad feminism” #Like if you can't understand complex historical concepts and code and do mental algebra and speak a dozen languages and lift your weight #then you're setting back the movement?? #I'm just generally sick of people saying that the expectations placed on women by society is unfair and then turning around #and making women feel bad for not being exceptional #I don't have to get 3 degrees and a doctorate and also lift cars in my free time #Everyday I understand Marina's lyrics better #You want me to write a feminist anthem? I'm happy cooking dinner in the kitchen for my husband #that lyric used to make me so angry but now I understand #Enjoying something or not being able to do something doesn't make you lesser #And you don't have to feel guilty for enjoying things #girl dinner #girl math #Some of you need to listen to Gloria's speech again and it shows

[rotzaprachim]

the vaguely fleabag-inspired awkward jewish dramedy of my dreams au

Well, Jyn may have had a list of methods to ruin her estranged father’s second marriage, but punching her boss’s shmuck of a husband during the rehearsal dinner sure wasn’t one of them.

And neither was shagging the rabbi.

#you think this is a romance au but actually what it's about is jyn starting to process her grief over saw in a communal fashion by showing #up to make minyan for the kaddish. that's what it's about. #jyn erso #cassian andor #rebelcaptain #jyn thirty seconds into her dad's rehearsal dinner *uh i have to go to the bathroom* flash forward to facebook stalking RABBI ANDOR #MARRIED?????? #look i was trying to write some canonverse stuff that got dark as fuck immediately so enjoy some jewish content where everyone doesn't die #immediately #but unironically it got into some super meta territory for me that's super interesting in regards to like.. the difficulties and #complexities of FORMING and PRESERVING jewish community in the present when it always feels like a fight. always is a form of rebellion #really. jyn's a secular ashkenazi jew who doesn't want much to do with the /structures/ of community #.... understandably so with so many things about uh the conservatism of many aspects of british orthodoxy and their impact in the uk .... #and cassian's like not all of us have the priviledge of that really. sometimes you have to form new communities and it's hard #ask questions and it's hard. work actively to reform sephardi community here within these structures we've inherited #ANYWAY the other thing that happens is that jyn punches perrin just like so so hard. so hard #rebelcaptain au

[chicago-geniza]

Class divide! Inside the family

#Aughghfhfhfhffhchhchchchch #Had dinner with [relative]'s friends and they are Logan Huntsberger types and did not acknowledge my existence #And I was appalled by the things they just casually said #And then they split the bill four ways lmfaooo #They were shocked neither of us could drive and kept being politely taken aback by our autism #Enjoyed hanging out with cousin but it was in the weird rich segregated part of the city I never go to????? #Girl. What

[daisywords]

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#my life could be so much more healthy and well-balanced if I didn't have roommates #and it's not their fault!!!! they are nice girls!!! we are chill!!! friends even!!! #and yet #I was so optimistic like. hm when I move I will simply stop letting this prevent me from doing what I want #stop letting my weird complexes win #but...that is easier said than done I guess #but I'm so serious right now if I lived alone it would be so much easier for me to eat well and exercise #maintain habits. meal plan. keep things clean #y'all imagine if I could use more than a six inch x six inch square of freezer space #I would have brought my violin here with me but I knew I would never play when anyone else might be in the house #so pretty much never #I would do floor exercises in my room but I'm scared to bc the floor creaks #I would go do it in the basement but I don't want anyone to wonder what I'm doing in the basement #NOT THAT ANYONE CARES #IT'S JUST ME I'M THE WEIRD ONE! I'M THE PROBLEM #look I am mostly normal and enjoy other people's company #I just need no one to perceive or acknowledge me ever when I'm doing my little tasks #yikes yikes yikes #anyway I'm going to be brave and go do dinner now

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Quirky representations of dementia should go die actually

#pardon me my friends i know I'm in a Good Mood today and will probably continue to be once I've taken some time to be mad/sad #but god the other night our ex-neighbour was obvs trying to comfort me #by talking bout a lady with dementia she knew who was onviously sick but in her mind she went out and did things and danced #and i was at the dinner table with my own sick lady #and therefore could not say honey. good for her i guess. #but my mum is almost aggressively trapped in her here and now #she doesn't know how to exist without us #her safe person is the husband her marriage was failing with #if we go out for five minute she panics and scratches at the door #she is sad and confused 95% of the time #content and confused the other 5% #and i can barely even visualise her as my mum anymore #because the mum who raised me would've killed herself if she knew this was coming #(like she used to tell me that. frequently tell her small child she'd rather kill herself than be unable to look after herself) #(which had a very normal impact on me I'm sure) #anyway. I'm a huge hypocrite and will still go and listen to marbles by the amazing devil and think it's the loveliest most romantic thing #and maybe some people do get lucky and find some joy in their minds when they have nothing else #but i have to just watch her brain fester and decay every day and there's just nothing quirky or beautiful about it #and all i can think is about how there's those mums who don't like raising small kids but enjoy parenthood when the kids are grown #and how that was supposed to be her #for a little while it was her #for a brief window of a couple of years she and i were each others best friend #and now she's this sad scared anxious thing shaped like my mum #who doesn't trust me as much as the man she was maybe a year or two out from leaving #and she's trapped in her brain and swiftly rotting #and it's just not cute and it's not funny #anyway #it is what it is #mr. bees speaks

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Is it bad I'm lowkey bored of christmas already?

#i just haven't been in a festive mood this year #it doesn't seem special anymore #it's a glorified normal day here #we just have decorations and eat a fancier than usual dinner #we don't see friends or extended family #i guess at least we watch movies i enjoy #we exchange gifts we may never use #idk. it just seems kinda false. #i wanna feel idk...less empty #emotionally i mean #i love the idea of christmas but then it happens and tbh i always enjoy christmas eve way more than christmas day

[quietblissxx]

#hello i had a lot of fun at my office Christmas dinner tonight #my manager said to order anything we wanted lmao and made us do drop shots #wish he didn't have to fly out tomorrow bc i wanted to get lit with him lmao #made friends with the randoms next to us #my supervisor got shitfaced #really enjoyed myself lol i like my new work crew #me

[tojiswhore-nanamisslut]

Me and Nanami would have quit the corporate world and opened up a little cafe near the countryside together where we live on the second floor and are only open a few days a week from 10-2pm

#:( #i want this so bad #every day we get up to go buy our ingredients for the day at the local market #the menu is always changing except for a few core specials that are our favorite things #we are smiling every day and enjoying our lives putting love into our food and each other #the cafe is clean and closed by 4-5pm in time for us to make dinner together #and we sit outside the cafe sometimes to enjoy our meal when the weather is nice #we know our customers by name and everyone is kind :( #posts

[arachnidiots-a]

good morning & happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate! im really thankful for all of you that i get to write with and interact with and the people i get to call my friends! everybody here knows i could go on and on with my thanks so im trying to really keep this short but i have a lot of love and thanks for each of you and it is spilling out constantly. anyways treehouse lane dinner is at 6 so be there or be square 💓🤟

#what’s everyone bringing to the treehouse lane dinner? #i use this holiday as an excuse to a) enjoy food with people I love (the sixth love language) & b) tell people i love them #nobody is safe from a random paragraph message today #so buckle up #rambling nonsense / ooc

[haruchuiyo]

ok since it’s my bday imma list down stuff my blorbos would gift me 😼

#ok so nanami gets me books! #either from my tbr #or books I’ve randomly mentioned to him or he gets me books he thinks I’d enjoy reading he’s so perfect #then he makes me my fav dinner #he made it with only a apron on btw 😍 jokes he’d never but if I asked politely…then maybe 🫣 #satoru gives me loads of sweet cakes #+ he gets to eat them as well so ww for both of us #he gets me ice cream filled mochi’s specifically oreo flavors #then cheesecakes because they’re just so delicious #I havé à feeling he’d try to make something himself but probably fails #so he hides it in the fridge (I end up seeing it and he pouts and feels embarrassed by such a ugly cake but it’s delicious!!!) #ran would definitely take me to some extremely fancy expensive restaurant because we don’t go out to such restaurants all the time #then he gives me a fake flower because idk how to take care of real ones + some jewelry 😍 #denji would craft me something + he’d give me loads of hugs and pecks and say ‘that’s your gift from me’ like ok Dennis whatever you say #(I loved it actually) #then we have my mr british simon ghost riley #me and him at home alone having fun 😍 #the fun being playing board games because we two don’t celebrate milestones so huge just intimate 🩷 #it’s the same with jingyuan except he gives me credits for some reason #+ he tries to take a day off from work to spend time with me :( isn’t he so perfect ugh he sends me bouquets of REAL flowers with a card #attached to it telling me happy bday then some instructions on how to take care of it (it is much needed) #and blade gives me his time as a gift so we do fun stuff at xianxhou as disrcreetly as possible because he’s a wanted man ofc or idk #then we have yuuta he takes me to a empty classroom and we make out and that’s my gift #thé gift being seeing his cheeks flushed #hair messy and breathless 🩷 #ok I’m done talking 😍 happy bday to me 🩷 #kei talking!