#Enough of my bullshit

[raylasgf]

i would just like to say!

#THE WAY HE’S LOOKING AT HER?? #BABYGIRL NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT #he is very much smitten! #let them be happy forever! #let them BEEeeeE #let them kiss! #pining!callum #anyways #enough of my bullshit #tdp #rayllum #callum #rayla #the dragon prince #tdp s5 #100

[solitarelee]

East Asian fanartists are starting to migrate back to Tumblr because Twitter is insane, toxic, and dying, and what we're NOT going to do is let the fucking exclusionists get them, do you hear me? We are not going to let a bunch of feral idiots try to apply the most myopic version of puritanism to foreign artists we're not we're not we're not. Form an armed brigade if you have to, do you hear me. We're not going to bully the artists who may or may not even speak English because we have our precious standards of moral purity. If we see art that makes us uncomfy we're going to block the artist and tumblr savior their name so we don't have to see them again AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE THE FUCK ON.

#solitaretalk #i mean it #I will block on sight if I see any tomfoolery #and then I will screenshot your bullshit and send it into a group chat so all my more significant tumblr friends will block you too #fuck this up bad enough and you will never be able to reblog from kitty unpretty again IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT

[maplefiasco]

Steve's choices / Bucky's lack thereof

#captain america #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #stuckyedit #stevebucky #mcu #mcuedit #steverogersedit #buckybarnesedit #marveledit #my edit #forever on my bullshit #if this isn't enough to cause you physical pain #lemme remind you of this little fact: #the one choice Bucky DOES make #is to follow “that little guy from Brooklyn” into “the jaws of death”

[bigfatbreak]

Wait a minute…papa Tom doesn’t seem too hostile towards Nathalie. Or at least she doesn’t seem nervous/blackmailed. Does Tom not know her past allegiances or…is there an alliance in play?

Viceroy employs many in his arsenal, and as far as Nathalie is concerned, Tom is a coworker. :)

#100% the line “some rots are sweet some rots yield wine” is from user ragewrites who made a shitpost poem abt two slugs eating rot #and it has STUCK in my head ever since #dad villain au #my art #nathalie sancoeur #Nathalie is playing both sides #she's not giving Viceroy all the details but enough to make a deal with him #and she's not hiding Gabriel's bullshit from Viceroy but is still working directly under him bc she's still in love with him and Emelie

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

guys the kiss was so important especially from a narrative and storytelling perspective because it was literally Crowley taking everything that's happened between them, every unsaid intention and every unspoken promise, and making it physical.

He's taking their arrangement and every other bullshit excuse they've ever used to hide how they feel about each other and throwing them out the window to put their feelings into an undeniable physical action that holds a lot of meaning to humans in order to be absolutely sure that Aziraphale knows exactly what he means when he says "we could have been Us." He wants to be absolutely sure that there are no misunderstandings between them and know that Azirphale will be committing to this decision with absolute reassurance that he's been understood and rejected anyway.

he's taking a human action with so much meaning and so much importance, and he's using it as a way to desperately make Aziraphale completely and undeniably aware of what he's stating. No more charades and no more lies or cover-ups. There's no denying this thing between them now, and Crowley did it the human way. Because he and Aziraphale love humanity and it's everything to them in their own ways.

There's a reason we saw a kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, and not Gabriel and Beelzebub, despite them both being undeniable foils.

and really if you just think about that isn't it so god damned beautiful?

#im crying and throwing up #like please tell me u guys get what im saying #and im not just spouting bullshit #like literally i swear this is something i hope i articulated it well enough #like its so SYMBOLIC #it makes my fucking little brain do jumping jacks of joy #bi.f.shit #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #gos2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable divorcées #ineffable husbands #gos2ep6 spoilers #good omens analysis

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i think i need a lobotomy

#weee single hued barn because i Couldnt Be Fucked! #also i Do love single hue things. it always looks tasty <3 #and its a fun little exercise in values! or something! am i making excuses! maybe! #anyway im back on my Putting Guys In Outfits bullshit #theres not enough barnaby art.... #theres not enough Handsome barnaby art.... #scribble garnish #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #hes my everythinggggggg #cant wait to see him get Fucked Up 🕺 Fucked Up 💃 Fucked Up 🍻 #every day i wake up and look at the teeny tiny barnaby in the teeny tiny heart shaped locket In My Mind #Also. an aside. a Thought i had while doodling. #a Genuine Curiosity musing. #i wonder what kinda drinks the neighbors would favor... #what would they order at a bar if they could go to one... #im soooo fucking curious guys im. I WANNA KNOW #what drink should i have put in barn's hand. hm. This Question Will Forever Haunt The Depths Of My Skull

[kayoi1234]

The MC of Honkai Star Rail ping pongs between “If I don’t commit to the bit I Will Die”, “Horrible little trash raccoon” and “Wuh? Huh?” energies like their life depends on it.

#txt #kayoi bullshits again #honkai star rail #mc hsr #Trailblazer honkai star rail #caelus #stelle #I play the guy but no one makes enough content for him #I just want to see my scrunkly son #I guess I have to be the change I want to see in the world

[marc--chilton]

house, in wilson's office, trying to rile him up because he's bored: sorry i can't fuck you like we used to, bum leg and all

wilson, who has not looked up from his paperwork since house came in: love finds a way

house: (zeroes in on wilson like he can see through him) i never said anything about love

wilson, still unbothered: we've been friends for close to twenty years. usually when you know someone that long you start to pick things up about them

cue house leaving without another word and wilson smiling smugly to himself for his Mind Tricks

#house md #hilson #sorry to all my mutuals sick of seeing me post about house but it will not stop #wilson just bullshitting whatever but it's close enough for house to be like what the fuck you can't do that that's my thing #something something intricate rituals. but like evil

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅

#im living vicariously through the cartoon guys #because i want to A. pick up gator (strong man style) #and B. ..pick up gator (hug) #ok but so i recently found out an area where i take stupid little walks for my stupid little mental health #has! GATORS!! (potentially. theres signs.) #and this is great cause seeing gators would def heal me as a person #but ok so when i look for hiking places i always look north cause the terrains more hilly #but now im lookin south more cause turns out i AM in fact far enough south to see gators!! #and yeah looks like theres a handful of nature reserves w hiking trails the same distance away as the little mountain trails i go to #its flatter and the trails are less extensive so ill hafta see if i think its worth it #but then too theres a really big black water swamp that.. further away then i wanna drive.. #but also i drove 5 hrs once just to go to mammoth cave as a day trip so.. we'll see.. #my friend says he wont go w me tho :T he'll just report me missing #this has been a tag ramble about my sudden outset intrest in seeing a gator #my bullshit #lol barely but still #also- i told myself not to over do it drawin the scales or coloring it #and as you can see i dont listen to myself ever #lol they look outta place but idc i got to draw 2 of my favorite characters and also ALLIGATORS :U #living the dream rn

[adh-d2]

JFC They gave Echo a swelling musical score and a dramatic entrance then sent him off on his own I am TERRIFIED for him

#Jennifer Corbet once again I reiterate #and I cannot stress this enough #I. am. in. your. walls. #leave my boy Echo alone #the bad batch #sw tbb #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch season 3 spoilers #tbb season 3 #the bad batch season 3 #tbb echo #arc trooper echo #the bad batch meta #tbb meta #the bad batch discussion #tbb discussion #tbb s3e13 #Into The Breach #ADH-D2's Patented Bullshit

[deltoidlover]

half-life but if alyx got her way

another pinterest redraw yeehoo

#half life #half life 2 #my art #half life fanart #alyx vance #judith mossman #pinterest redraw #first time drawing judith!!! (not counting helena mossman) #i like the part where alyx shouts ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT NOW SHUT UP AND BE GLAD YOU'RE STILL SOME USE TO US in judith's face

[brother-emperors]

The great general remained, and then saw a wonderful vision clearly shown him by the very God of the universe himself. In it he seemed to see the divine Meletius, chief of the church of the Antiochenes, investing him with an imperial robe, and covering his head with an imperial crown. The morning after the night in which he had seen the vision he told it to one of his intimate friends, who pointed out that the dream was plain and had nothing obscure or ambiguous about it.

Theodoret Ecclesiastical History 5.6

wahoo! Theodosius! so a repeating phrase in the gospel of Luke is 'do not be afraid,' but specifically: I'm most immediately referencing the annunciation of the shepherds (Luke 2:10) because I used this illustration for the last panel since it. sort of. connects to Valens, Theodosius' predecessor, who went from commoner to king at the will of his older brother. HOWEVER. because of that transformation. I cannot escape the 'do not be afraid' just a chapter before (Luke 1:30) that Gabriel gives to Mary because ascension to the imperial throne is an ugly, violent, and violating transformation. and. well.

Gabriel’s Entrance and Biblical Violence in Luke’s Annunciation Narrative, Michael Pope

also in general. prophetic dreams and visions. horrifying. it never goes well for anyone.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#komiks tag #late roman empire tag #listen. you cant escape the absolute clusterfuck of bullshit that's going on with christian doctrine by this century #you might as well go ham or whatever. fucking. justinian and theodora were out there inventing my least favorite #divine justification for roman imperialism and its bad enough i have to suffer through it in renaissance literature discussions #UGH. anyway. might as well have fun with it while we still can. #thankfully i have no intention on going any farther than theodosius. so i can #ANYWAY #If you want to play 5-D chess I’ve also done something funky with theodosius’ gender by associating his future emperor status #with a birth narrative but that’s about as far as I’ve gone with that particular thought because there is a cassius #situation parallel I need to untangle right fucking now

[scribz-ag24]

Okay we all know and love our Dusknoir redemption angst. But. What if he repressed his feelings so much it looks like he doesn't give a crap about anything. Also who the hell came up with the idea of bringing Dusknoir to the past on the first trip, with no warning. I mean, we know it was Grovyle, but why didn't anyone stop him?

(the final image's dialogue comes from a Prozd video, 'has sosuke bosuke warmed up to vegetalo yet?')

#dusknoir #grovyle #pmd partner #pmd2 #my art #future trio #partner deserves better than this bullshit #theyve had enough of dusknoir #look at them! #now they have to cope again!!

[shrugsinchinese]

It’s Wizard Hours

#critical role #critical role fanart #essek thelyss #astrid beck #eadwulf grieve #caleb widogast #sturm und drang #whats hotter than wizards nothing #if there's anything i'm good at it's bullshitting ambiguous swirl patterns #Eadwulf was unfortunate enough to be my guinea pig so that's why you see a whole mess of sketching techniques on his page #i love him tho <3

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt V good omens S1E1 summarised but i understood nothing but the queer

this is me back to summarising because if i think too hard about crowley and aziraphale watching each other i'll break down and i've only watched three episodes what does this say about me

without further ado, good omens episode one:

It opens with narration by God who is morally grey and tells us Earth is a libra. I see tarot cards. It could be a hallucination.

Cut to the garden of Eden. Crowley is a snake. I assume Adam and Eve ate the apples, but I am too busy looking at David Tennant.

They talk and say important things, but I am too busy looking at Michael Sheen. Aziraphale gives fire to the humans and adopts the gaslight gatekeep girlboss method of explaining it to Crowley and the folks at heaven.

Heaven consists of uncomfortable close-ups. I hear nothing they say any time a scene is set in heaven because I am counting skin cells on the angels. They like Sound of Music. I am growing to hate Sound of Music. Thanks, heaven.

Cut to modern day but not the present, 11 years ago. Zombies emerge from the ground, but they are not zombies, not yet. One of them looks like a dead blobfish. His face decomposes later.

Not-yet-zombies hand the Antichrist baby to Crowley, who catwalks through the graveyard with the basket swinging on his hand.

God starts talking about the ol' switcheroo, intercut with an American politician who loves the Y chromosome, as one does.

There are Satanic nuns, and they are bad at their job, but they really like toes. Not in a sexual way. We think. We hope.

There is a lot of baby switching and inaccurate wink interpretations. I understand nothing. It is fine. The plot is unimportant.

The Antichrist does not raise tropical fish. An easy mistake to make.

Crowley and Aziraphale try to balance the Satanic tendencies of their adoptive son Warlock, who is not the Antichrist. Crowley serves us more gender as she becomes the nanny. Aziraphale is the gardener. I hope it is not him. I hope it is someone else.

I hope in vain. It is him. It is always him.

They raise not-Antichrist for eleven years.

A scheduled dog delivery from hell does not arrive on time, which makes Crowley and Aziraphale realise they did not raise the Antichrist. Contrary to sensible interpretation, this is not good. They abandon their adoptive son, which is normal.

Cut to the Antichrist, whom I immediately want to adopt. There are friends, and I am told they are important, but all I know is Brian is just Brian and the others are foils for the horsemen of the apocalypse.

There is an apocalypse upcoming. I do not realise it until this point.

The Satanic dog delivery arrives as scheduled to the Antichrist, and becomes a puppy. The Antichrist, with boundless creativity, names the Satanic dog delivery Dog. I continue to love him.

Contrary to sensible interpretation, this is not good. The Antichrist naming the Satanic dog delivery Dog is such a tragic blow to the world of scientific nomenclature that the apocalypse is now set into motion.

The end.

#what does it mean that i accidently typed it omens with instead of it opens with #good omens #good omens mascot #good omens summary #back on my bullshit i'm sorry guys you tried #but so much happened and nothing happened #this was all i got from it #it's enough i think #lgbtqia #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraley #azirowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #here i was at least alert #wait till episode 2 and 3 where my brain started rotting