#Ergo

[muffinlance]

Toddler: My sweet tooth is like a phoenix, it is reborn every year

#important toddler translations: he thinks year and day are the same time frame #and when he doesn't want to eat something sweet he says his sweet tooth has died #but it grows back when more delicious things appear #ergo #the sweet tooth phoenix #which I think we can agree the world deserves

[hraugur]

world’s no#1 divina simp and fish enthusiast shirt transcript in case you can’t read my garbage handwriting “women love me fish love me the attitudes of women and fish towards me are too varied and complex to be accurately described on a shirt”

#hraugarts #yoko tanaka #yokovina #LOOK IT'S IMPLIED OK IT'S A FISH JOKE #women love her: check #fish love her: check #ergo #sirens love her: check #check mate dipshit

[ethyl333]

kinda ironical matching. I WANNA DRAW IT OMG.

#lies of p #lies of p pinocchio #pinocchio #steampunk #lies of p screenshot #screenshot #lies of p ergo #ergo #video games

[bgsartcavern]

I haven't gotten that far into the game yet but I really like SAGE a lot so far. Also she reminds me of the little robot from Unleashed, mostly because of appearance.

PLEASE NO SPOILERS IN NOTES!

(Reblog, don't repost!)

#my art #art #bgs art cavern #sonic the hedgehog #sage #sonic sage #sonic frontiers sage #sonic frontiers #sonic frontiers spoilers #orbot and cubot #ergo #sth ergo #sth sage #sonic ergo #digital art

[sighonaraa]

🌻🌹🌸🌹🌺🌹🌷🌹🌺🌹🌸🌹🌻

thank you my beloved em!!! another wippet from the second chapter of the ending where you finally find your way home:

“You passed out,” Sam said before Dani had a chance to offer another wildly implausible lie. “We’re taking you home so you can rest.” “Uh, correction,” said Jamie. “You were taking me home. Now I’m awake and I ain’t going nowhere with you.” He had moved past the fact of his passing out with remarkable speed. Sam filed that away for later and crossed his arms, attempting to project an image of authority. It was easier than he’d expected, considering Jamie was currently about ten years younger than him and donning a fairly ridiculous haircut, but it didn’t feel right. It fit wrong across the shoulders, like a coat he hadn’t grown into. “We were taking you home and we still are,” he said. “You live with us. You—it’s your home.” Jamie blinked. “I what.” “You live with us,” Dani repeated. He rocked onto the balls of his feet. “Or, your—your older self, he lives with us. Which means you do, too. By logic.” “By logic,” echoed Jamie, unimpressed. “We won’t force you to do anything,” Sam interjected. “I promise, Jamie, we won’t. But we would very much like it if you did come home with us.” There must have been an undercurrent of honesty to his tone, a tender genuinity, because Jamie went still and his expression—fractured, almost, a fragile breaking that split the shell over his face and revealed to Sam its soft interior. His stomach cramped. Here was his friend. Here was the ghost. And the ghost opened its mouth and said, “I s’pose I can do that.”

#ask #thirteenemeraldcats #thank youuu for the roses MWAH <3 #sorry i know all of these wippets are like. paragraphs upon paragraphs sjkdfj #i shrimply am so [vibrating] about this chapter and want to yell about it so so bad but i CAN'T because it's taking FOREVER to FINISH #ergo #This #sid speaks #fic: the ending where you finally find your way home

[starchaserdreams]

Wolfstar Microfic: Regret

Remus groaned. His head was hazy and he could barely think over it. 

They’d stayed up very late, and now had to get up at 5:00 in the morning for a prank. 

Why had he let them talk him into this?

He could hear James’ voice somewhere on the other side of the curtain telling them all to get up. 

“So much regret,” he muttered, slamming his face into the pillow without opening his eyes.

“Regret?” a voice asked, close to his face. A voice that sounded almost nervous.

Sirius.

All of a sudden all of his memories of last night came back in one moment. 

Sirius, sitting on his bed beckoning Remus over. Sirius, holding his hands and asking if he can kiss him. Sirius, touching him gently, reverently, caressing him as they kissed. Sirius, curling up against him to get cozy, and seeming more at peace than Remus had ever seen him. Remus, kissing the top of Sirius head as he was falling asleep, just because he could.

Remus opened his eyes, suddenly alert.

“Not that,” he said immediately, meeting Sirius' gaze. “I do not regret that at all.”

Sirius smiled, but it was hesitant and didn’t reach his eyes. 

“So what is it that you regret?”

“The waking up part,” Remus said. 

Sirius grinned. He didn’t seem cocky about it - not yet, anyway - but the nerves seemed to have faded. 

“Oh, Moony, never change.”

@wolfstarmicrofic

On AO3 here

#remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #microfic #marauders #james potter #marauders pulling pranks in the morning sounds hard to me #because i am not a morning person #james obviously would be #but to me moony would hate mornings #ergo #regret

[ask-cueball]

Happy (belated) birthday to Orbot and Cubot!! Plus an Ergo and Tribot because I can. (This was meant to be posted yesterday but things got FAR too busy.)

I'll use this as a chance to announce that on Saturday, November 18th, aka Ergo's birthday, the next Ask Cueball post will be released!! I want to thank everyone for their patience and support, and I hope you all enjoy what's coming next!

If you're wondering why the Orbot and Cubot arts are so much newer than the Tribot and Ergo ones...it's because the original Orbot and Cubots from this doodle page were much less happy:

And I figured these probably weren't ideal for a post celebrating their birthday. (These aren't spoilers for the next arc to be clear, they're depictions of the first arc's struggles.)

#orbot and cubot #sonic the hedgehog #ask cueball #announcement #((happy birthday to some of our favorite shapes!! we'll be seeing you all very soon)) #orbot #cubot #ergo #tribot #art #comics #doodles

[intervalart]

there was a challenge over on twitter to draw the opening pokemon battle screen for your OC

falke is a busy guy lol

#digital art #doodles #pokemon #ergo #falke meerschaum #ocs #lure em in with the fanart #then bait and switch with the ocs #classic ploy

[pastafossa]

I think they approve of my mom's early Christmas gift to them. 😂

#the cats were constantly climbing onto mom's painting area or my desk while I was writing #i realize that some folks solution is shooing them??? but that makes no sense #cause you don't shoo off family that wants to spend time with you #you just get them a chair so they have somewhere to sit #ergo #CAT TREE #they're VERY happy with the new tree! #and during the day they'll be able to look out the window and see Fozzie go out or birds and squirrels and stuff 🥰

[iplayxs]

•Lies of P

#lies of p #krat #geppetto #pinocchio #ergo #p organ

[thatwannabewriter]

Putting Crowley getting a therapist on my season 3 bingo card.

#good omens #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #go2 #my money is on him going fully native #ergo #therapist

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

How do you think Andalites in human morph deal with the human instinct to pet fluffy creatures that may or may not kill them?

I assume it'd depend on the area. In the U.S. and Europe we've killed off 99.9% of the critters who wouldn't run away and would kill a human who runs at them yelling "fluffy!!!!!" So like, I'm guessing the worst would be minor injuries or rabies from a raccoon or deer who feels cornered by this human. Anything fuzzy and venomous (tarantula, some bats, etc.) couldn't do more than cause moderate pain for a bitten human.

The issue with threatening a bear or buffalo enough that one kills you is that that doesn't happen incidentally. The human has to go into the other critter's territory, and most of the time has to repeatedly walk at the critter while ignoring threat displays in order to get killed. It's entirely possible andalites have no idea what Earth threat displays look like (considering most involve "make loud noise" and andalites don't make noise) and so might interpret a roar or growl as a form of greeting. If the morpher specifically targets the smallest and cutest critters (the babies) for attempted pets, then that'd end in death. It'd just take a lot of doing to get from an urban spaceport to a bear encounter.

If andalites can't interpret threat displays, then I'll vote for domestic dogs as posing the greatest danger. Dogs kill more humans each year than any animal except humans, largely because the two species are so interdependent. Dogs and humans are excellent at reading each other's body language, because we're both pack animals with an affinity for non-species friends, and because we've had tons of exposure to one another. So if a human who acts wrong in a way that tips off the dog's NOPE radar (walking as if used to four legs, looking around as if used to four eyes, etc.) comes at a dog and is unaware that the loud vocalizations and bared teeth mean "heck off"... yeah, that could end in tragedy.

#animorphs #animorphs meta #andalites #i'm not a biologist #i'm not an ecologist #i'm just a coffee shop #HOWEVER i do know #there are absolute craptons of barriers *deliberately constructed* between humans and the creatures they shouldn't pet #usually put there by smarter humans #like #zoo enclosures are designed 70% 'don't let the tiger get at the humans' but at least 30% 'don't let the humans get at the tiger' #national parks have signs up all over saying 'if you pet the wolves then they will eat you and we will laugh at your funeral' #so on and so forth #ergo #i'm voting for dogs #because let's be honest even humans ignore dogs' threat displays and get injured by said dogs *all the dang time*

[powerade]

my darling!

#my art #ergo

[tentacleonastick]

it’s their year

#2023 is the year of the water rabbit in the chinese horoscope #ergo #sea bunny #nudibranch #sea slugs #work doodles #my art #work doodle

[typemoonsmashorpass]

#ergo #adventures of el melloi ii #lord el melloi ii case files #just for conveniences' sake

[stopscammingartists]

I just read the post a week ago about Jolly, and I'm sorry but I just don't understand. Joll is not a real name, it's a username/nickname. I thought deadnaming only applied to real-life names, not aliases or internet usernames that people can change on a whim. You can call me transphobic for thinking so, of course - but I just feel like this particular issue with Jolly was a little overdramatic. As a person who has spent their entire life on the internet, it just seems...dumb.

Someone named their baby John Karkat. John Karkat is that child's legal name. There is also a child who was named 'Orgasm'.

A name can be anything, you and your standards of what a name has to be are just stupid.

#cw transphobia #im not even bothering with your 2nd ask #its just transphobia #i don't engage with transphobes #also no one said anything about doxing if you're going to send me transphobic asks to “debunk” what happened to jolly was bad #maybe try to at least understand the actual claims being made #Cohost has deadnaming as against the rules #Jolly was deadnamed #Cohost did nothing about it when reported #ergo #cohost does not enforce its own TOS #thats a problem any angle you look at it